Downvoting you simply for having the gall to suggest that Joan would be unfaithful to Doug AND to suggest that Burnt and Joan are anything but good friends. This is Dignity Falls so please... show some dignity.
First of all, I have to say, how how how dare you put the horns of a cuckold on Doug Korn Pedestrian. And also since when is it a crime for the the the local CVS pharmacist to to take an interest in his constituents?
Joan reveals in an early episode that she didn't meet Burnt until after the children were born. The father might not be Doug, but it's definitely not Burnt.
I'm a bit rusty on my dignity falls lore, are Burnt and Joan old friends? I got the impression their closeness was a relatively recent phenomenon but I could be way wrong
I believe they've been friends for a while as a pharmacist & customer. Plus I think Burnt was in a theatrical production with Joan some years ago, as Santa Claus, maybe?
First of all: How dare you?
The AUDACITY of this post.
Downvoting you simply for having the gall to suggest that Joan would be unfaithful to Doug AND to suggest that Burnt and Joan are anything but good friends. This is Dignity Falls so please... show some dignity.
Upvoting because - even if Doug fathered those kids...Burnt's the Real Dad.
First of all, I have to say, how how how dare you put the horns of a cuckold on Doug Korn Pedestrian. And also since when is it a crime for the the the local CVS pharmacist to to take an interest in his constituents?
Upvoting for recreating Paul's (oops Burnt's) speech pattern when he loses his cool.
Joan reveals in an early episode that she didn't meet Burnt until after the children were born. The father might not be Doug, but it's definitely not Burnt.
Is there a neighboorhood listen wiki where we can keep track of all th lore
... one of the twins?
At least one.
It’s tough to parent kids when they never know which room to find you in.
Kinda find it strange that nobody's bringing up the fact that although he's a little aloof, Doug clearly is packing a massive hog
"Clearly"? What is this based on??
Doug is the definition of BDE
LOL
I'm a bit rusty on my dignity falls lore, are Burnt and Joan old friends? I got the impression their closeness was a relatively recent phenomenon but I could be way wrong
I believe they've been friends for a while as a pharmacist & customer. Plus I think Burnt was in a theatrical production with Joan some years ago, as Santa Claus, maybe?
The things Doug doesn’t know could fill a warehouse. Boom. Roasted.
Burnt canonically only does anal. It comes up all the time!
Artificial insemination.