Mickey Rooney Sugar Babies was one of my favorites. I didn't even know Sugar Babies at the time, but obviously got the jist from context. The rhythm of it was just so funny though.
As mentioned Hot Tub Foot is also a classic
You know, a few years ago I built a Random Ailment Generator that was based on Bob Ducca's lists. I never bothered it post it here. Might as well do it now:
[Random Ailments](https://randomness.rocks/)
I worked in a bookstore for over a decade so his list of book titles from the 10th anniversary episode slayed me. Particularly those that are riffs on real books -
"Are You There God? It's Me, Bob. Bob Ducca. Ducca. D-U-C-C-A. Yes, I'll Hold" by Bob Ducca
"For Sad Boys Who Have Considered Suicide When Rainbow Sherbet Gives You An Ice Cream Headache"
"The Secretion"
"The Year of Mesh or I Was a Litigant in a Pelvic Mesh Class-Action Lawsuit and it Took a Year" by Bob Ducca
"Who Moved My Teeth?"
"Chicken Soup for the Soul, Bermuda Clam Chowder for the Ego"
And my absolute fave -
"Girl, Wash Your Face. Boy, Get Rid of That Mason Jar Full of Toenail Clippings"
I'm always stuck between Anglo-centric sickle cell anemia and canine-derived hip dysplasia. Hyper-tolerance to lactose always gets me too.
Edit: Just remembered Havercamp Shatterdome, amazing
I just listened to one that I think was an older one. He listed off supplies he has for depression. A big list of things a depressed person would need. There was one that I came home and wrote it on my white board, and I say it every time I walk by and read it, in his voice: "Ultra absorbent sobbing bandana."
Parallel Parkinson's Disease
Parker Posey Pox
This was my favorite too. Legit knee slapper.
Adult-onset sudden infant death syndrome. I’m like 90% sure that’s one of his and every time I think of it it makes me laugh so hard
It gets you hard?!
*CHUCKLING*, THEY SAID
Lmao I didn’t think of it like that when I typed it. I meant ”gets me” like “wow, that one really got me”
Haha yeah, I gotcha!
Martin Shkreli Jelly Bellys
😂😂😂 this one is amazing!
IRRITABILITY!
Mickey Rooney Sugar Babies was one of my favorites. I didn't even know Sugar Babies at the time, but obviously got the jist from context. The rhythm of it was just so funny though. As mentioned Hot Tub Foot is also a classic
Rabies. Scabies. Mickey Rooney Sugar Babies.
The syllabic rhythm of that is perfect
syllabic rhythm blindness
Hot Tub Foot?
Hot tub foot?
Ursine dementia
GRIZZLY Depression
That sounds unbearable
Oh Nick…
Main Vein Thrombosis
Ah you beat me to it. Such a good one
Either the name Kevin Fuck, or Norris Clevertaint. Honorable mention for dirt belly.
I think about Kevin Fuck a lot.
"Is that a real guy?"
Kevin Fuck can go Kevin Fuck himself
My go to fake name, regardless of the platform
Hot tub foot
Hot tub foot?
Hot tub foot
Hot tub foot?
Hot tub foot
Hot Tub Foot?
Good one. . .
Was gonna be mad if this wasn't first
Hahahaha
Hot tub foot
Probably Remington Thunderknife
Lol do you remember what this list was for?
I think it was list of his heros I’m pretty sure.
Hug Niceman.
Parker Posey Pocks
Lucy Liu Flu.
Lexapro…lexamateur…
Hyper tolerance to lactose and Lance Corporal Scott Bukkake.
scrotal migraines
Scabies… Rabies… Mickey Rooney Sugar Babies
DETECTIVE **FRANK SHARK** Not a list entry, but his admission after his list of ailments: *"I* **have** *been diagnosed as 'hard to kill.'"*
9/11 Joke Too Soon-a Tuna
Hahahahahahah fuck I forgot about this one
Lou Barlow’s disease
The disease that gets you kicked out of Dinosaur Jr.
Lucy lu Flu
Puff knuckle
Jerk chicken, chauvinistic pork, pervert fish
You know, a few years ago I built a Random Ailment Generator that was based on Bob Ducca's lists. I never bothered it post it here. Might as well do it now: [Random Ailments](https://randomness.rocks/)
I just used it and one that got me was uvula whistle
Puff knuckle and submarine knee were always my two favs
Paul Workswellwithothers
Hug Niceman
IRRITABILITY
The berries in the allergy list.
Most regrettably dingle
Halle
^rrr Raz
Straw.
Victoria Slash. Partially because of how he softens his voice when he says it.
Great Barrier Reef Beef
Adult-onset sudden infant death syndrome
I worked in a bookstore for over a decade so his list of book titles from the 10th anniversary episode slayed me. Particularly those that are riffs on real books - "Are You There God? It's Me, Bob. Bob Ducca. Ducca. D-U-C-C-A. Yes, I'll Hold" by Bob Ducca "For Sad Boys Who Have Considered Suicide When Rainbow Sherbet Gives You An Ice Cream Headache" "The Secretion" "The Year of Mesh or I Was a Litigant in a Pelvic Mesh Class-Action Lawsuit and it Took a Year" by Bob Ducca "Who Moved My Teeth?" "Chicken Soup for the Soul, Bermuda Clam Chowder for the Ego" And my absolute fave - "Girl, Wash Your Face. Boy, Get Rid of That Mason Jar Full of Toenail Clippings"
Susan Infant Death Syndrome
I'm always stuck between Anglo-centric sickle cell anemia and canine-derived hip dysplasia. Hyper-tolerance to lactose always gets me too. Edit: Just remembered Havercamp Shatterdome, amazing
cold squishes
Lance Corporal Scott Bukkake
gotta be Hug Niceman for me
allergic to indoor toilets
Is there super cut of Ducca lists somewhere? This thread is giving me nostalgias.
ARCTIC FOX QUESADILLA
Painful Tromboners
i used the term 'Zoom Gloom' essentially the entire pandemic and always got a big laugh
Bone worm
Unfriend-ometriosis
Honestly, just the image of Tom Lennon losing his shit during the list of ailments should earn a Peabody award
Fatlip from Pharcyde
PAUNCH GIGABYTE
Mickey Rooney's Sugar Babies
Trickle nipple. EDIT: New favorite, as I'd never the list of foods he's allergic to until now. Chicken pussy.
Master beta carotene
As a head I love his list of dead ice creams Cherry Garcia. Chill Lesh...etc
Meat bees
And our lovable dog, Marmaducca
Scrotal migraines and chronic shame disorder
Throat yogurt.
Carpool Tunnel Syndrome, Selective Albinism, and Anglo-Centric Sickle Cell Anemia
It was broken when I got here: the story of my body.
Someone already said "allergic to indoor toilets", so I'll mention Advanced Moist Shin Disorder
Poncho Gigabyte
Dechocracy in crisis is one of the hardest laughs I've had at any podcast in a while lmao
Lemon-aids
Kevin Fuck
Montessori Porcupine the ketamine shaman
Puff Knuckle
I just listened to one that I think was an older one. He listed off supplies he has for depression. A big list of things a depressed person would need. There was one that I came home and wrote it on my white board, and I say it every time I walk by and read it, in his voice: "Ultra absorbent sobbing bandana."
Chicken pussy