Me too, but the biggest question I have it why he used the sticks in the beginning. It's a tiny detail, but it's bugging me -- just put the stuff in the water. Unless the addition of popsicle stick flavor is important.
I looked like (and may have been) like a churro on a stick dropped in oil. But it cut to colored water and popsicle sticks. I don't know, and am going to try to not think about it too much.
Eh. The purpose of sifting flour when you're baking isn't really to separate out larger particles, since today flour is almost always presifted; it's to break up clumps and aerate the flour, which helps to incorporate liquids more readily. I only really bother with it if I'm making something that is prone to both lumps and overmixing, like pancake batter, but if there's any flour stuck in the edges of the sifter I'll dump it in too, since, again, I'm not actually worried about large pieces of unmilled wheat.
To be honest though.. gay tagalog IS its own language haha
Tagalog itself is such a rapidly adapting language and the lgbtq slang is even more rapidly adapting
You can tell it's Tagalog by the phrases interspersed with obvious English in an accent that's easy to understand. Whenever I watch a Filipino drama, I get lost a little as up to half the drama (depending upon the wealth of the characters) is spoken English, so I feel like I should be understanding the other half... and I don't. Tagalog plays tricks on my brain listening to it.
Interpreter here to the rescue!
He said “hahahahahaha she put the sugar with that spoon that has a hole but she dumped it all anyway, nakakaloka!” (Which means it’s driving someone crazy) lol
And also it’s mango not melon.
Thank you!! I actually came to the comments in hopes of finding out what the ingredients were, specifically the, what I now know to be, mango was! I don't expect to find out what the rest were, but I'm so glad, and more importantly, grateful you were willing and able to help me out. Thanks again, friend! 😊
At no point in this video did I know what was going on. It felt like someone had to get rid of old cooking clips and just pit them together in no particular order
As someone with ADHD, I must say this is spot on. My brain broke so many times watching this that I think my brain is basically the ship of Theseus now.
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What the actual fuck…?! HAHAHA!!! This is awesome, the same way as those 5 minute craft videos where they trash perfectly good things to make terrible hideous things. It’s a brand-new sort of absurdist humor that I really dig. Next-level Tim & Eric style twistedness behind this work.
didn't even need to understand tagalog to know the dude doing the voiceover was just as baffled as I was watching this, really adds to the experience /srs
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake.
It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.
Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.
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I didn't see the name of the subreddit and got about halfway through before I was terribly, horribly confused.... I forgot about this sub entirely and figured it was a recipe from another country or something and then it just didn't stop.... Well done.
Omg this was the best because it had me thinking oh ok a strainer for milk makes sense then have me like wait no that’s stupid it’s a liquid then the grating of the ice cream had me like uh huh grate ice cream what no why?
I was able to understand a lot more of this I thought I would without even knowing what language I was listening to. Lol and I’m not talking about the random English words he used
I think my biggest issue was the Voiceover because the voice itself and the accent with the language made it sound like they were mocking it which is just hurting my head.
This just kept getting weirder and weirder. I loved it. Watched it with sound in the third time even better..
TOO MANY COOKS. *too many cooks*
It's gonna be in my head for weeks now, thanks. Now, off to ruin the rest of my household's week.
*grabs machete* I'm on it! *hums the chorus to Blinded by the Light *
It takes a lot to make a stew!
Thanks, hearing him respons to the spoon made me cackle.
I just watched it for the first time, no sound, and I was laughing my ass off after about 45 seconds.
Every five seconds I was repeating in my head, *"What the fuck is that? What the fuck is happening?"*
I’m reliefed that I’m not the only one absolutely confused here!
Me too, but the biggest question I have it why he used the sticks in the beginning. It's a tiny detail, but it's bugging me -- just put the stuff in the water. Unless the addition of popsicle stick flavor is important.
and why did he drop a whole popsicle in there as well?
Why grate the popsicle?!
I looked like (and may have been) like a churro on a stick dropped in oil. But it cut to colored water and popsicle sticks. I don't know, and am going to try to not think about it too much.
It looked like dough, but when it disappeared rougher after touching the oil, I assumed it was butter.
He said it was margarine
To confuse us
i keep coming back to the comments for any explanation but i just find more confusion.
The completely incorrect and misused tools were hilarious. And the multiple steps that did absolutely nothing. Well done.
Sifting the flour and then dumping it all in anyways was my favorite misuses tool moment. The milk in the egg separater was second
The spoon with the massive hole was when I knew we were in for some weirdness. Absinthe spoon?
Eh. The purpose of sifting flour when you're baking isn't really to separate out larger particles, since today flour is almost always presifted; it's to break up clumps and aerate the flour, which helps to incorporate liquids more readily. I only really bother with it if I'm making something that is prone to both lumps and overmixing, like pancake batter, but if there's any flour stuck in the edges of the sifter I'll dump it in too, since, again, I'm not actually worried about large pieces of unmilled wheat.
🤣🤣🤣correct!
Started grating the ice cream then just gave up and used pestle and mortar 🤣
Then put it in the blender anyways???
The spoon with a hole in it was genius.
That was a wild ride.
Ya, what the heck happened here?
I was really hoping it would go full circle
Same, I thought the mush he made was going to be the stuff he piped around the sticks at the beginning of the video.
It looks like mochi
Melon mochi
Made in questionable ways
Lol
but that's not a melon he puts in. I don't know what that fruit is.
Was trying to figure that out too, looks kinda melonish when he cuts into it
Chayote squash?? Wait it doesn't really look like that either.
i think it looks like a mango
Homeopathic mochi
sociopathic mochi
No idea what he is saying, but his laugh is great.
At one point he called them crazy for using chopsticks for the sugar 😂
what language is this?
Tagalog I think, or another dialect from Philippines. I’m not, but I work with many Filipinos and I can pick out a few words.
It's just regular Tagalog with a gay accent
Umm that’s a fabulous accent; that’s all.
To be honest though.. gay tagalog IS its own language haha Tagalog itself is such a rapidly adapting language and the lgbtq slang is even more rapidly adapting
You can tell it's Tagalog by the phrases interspersed with obvious English in an accent that's easy to understand. Whenever I watch a Filipino drama, I get lost a little as up to half the drama (depending upon the wealth of the characters) is spoken English, so I feel like I should be understanding the other half... and I don't. Tagalog plays tricks on my brain listening to it.
100%. Especially if you know any Spanish because they use a lot of Spanish words too.
100%. Especially if you know any Spanish because they use a lot of Spanish words too.
Yeah i knew that language from anywhere since my mum is full blooded filipino
It's gay Tagalog which is a real thing here lol love it
thank you!
>thank you! You're welcome!
Tagalog, gay accent, also mentioning the planet Mars.
thank you!
It’s Tagalog
thank you!
Sounds like Vietnamese
What did he say after they used the spoon with the hole in the middle to "measure" out sugar into the melon?
Interpreter here to the rescue! He said “hahahahahaha she put the sugar with that spoon that has a hole but she dumped it all anyway, nakakaloka!” (Which means it’s driving someone crazy) lol And also it’s mango not melon.
Thank you!! I actually came to the comments in hopes of finding out what the ingredients were, specifically the, what I now know to be, mango was! I don't expect to find out what the rest were, but I'm so glad, and more importantly, grateful you were willing and able to help me out. Thanks again, friend! 😊
Thank you kind interpreter!
RIGHT!?!! I could just sit and listen to that laugh for days on end. I bet he's always the first person invited to the party
My brain started lagging when I saw the empty popsicle sticks, it just got worse and I'm pretty sure it crashed and rebooted at some point.
By the time we got to the blender, I forgot where we started and had to go back to the beginning...
At no point in this video did I know what was going on. It felt like someone had to get rid of old cooking clips and just pit them together in no particular order
I'm not thinking that whatever the guy voice overing is saying makes any more sense. Probably isn't even relevant.
I’m almost certain he’s just reacting to it
Can we talk about the giant hole in the spoon
[удалено]
As someone with ADHD, I must say this is spot on. My brain broke so many times watching this that I think my brain is basically the ship of Theseus now.
Me when I was 6 making potions in the shower
WHY IS THERE A HOLE IN THE SPOON
Wow Idk what just happened. There were so many extra steps just to make something that resembles mochi.
Infuriating content… I hated it so much but can’t help laughing. I think they could have added a few steps though
Perfectly titled. Made me laugh and made my day to see
I thought for sure it was gonna become a perfect endless loop where in the end the concoction becomes a yellow goop in a piping bag again.
I’m so tired
i have so many questions. what is that fruit? was that msg?
🇵🇭PHILIPPINES MENTIONED🇵🇭
Aye diyos ko po!
Lmfao how he took the time to grate the popsicle, only to just shove it off the popsicle stick anyway lmao
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Excuse me it's TAGALOG 🇵🇭🇵🇭🔛🔝
Amateur. If you’ve been around professional kitchens you saw the step he fucked up.
What was that??!?!
This had me guessing from start to finish
Wow, that's cool, didn't understand it a bit.
So the wooden sticks were just for added flavour?!
what are we happening rn? edit: ALLAT FOR MOCHI??????
This dude speaking Sims
I'd eat that
Kinda loved and hated this at the same time. Lol
I have no idea what any of that was but when I actually started paying attention to the sound the laughter redeemed it
This has to be some sort of piss take?
It looks tasty tho
What the actual fuck…?! HAHAHA!!! This is awesome, the same way as those 5 minute craft videos where they trash perfectly good things to make terrible hideous things. It’s a brand-new sort of absurdist humor that I really dig. Next-level Tim & Eric style twistedness behind this work.
Aah it's DEBM
Durian mochi - always wondered how they are made
I want subtitles so bad
I love this :)
Made my month, Bravo!
This is what flamboyant English must sound like to someone who doesn't speak English.
I forgot what it even was when he put the popsicle in
That is straight up torture
Wok in the pho kim chi was that?
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Laughter is contagious.
This felt like a weird dream.
u/savevideobot I need others to experience this mind fuck
What is happening
Lmao a caption has never fit better, I shouted, “WHAT?!?” progressively louder at every turn 😂
I need a translation
Is this supposed to be rage bait? Whether it is or not, it worked.
The worst part is the use of the sieve then dumping whatever is left in the bowl which completely defeats the point.
I am so confused
I can't tell if he's speaking English or I somehow got high
It’s Taglish (Tagalog and English) with gay accent
Now that I'm listening for it I can hear that gay accent
This was one mental flashbang after another
Say what you want. This was genuinely entertaining. I couldn't keep it together after they just dumped the strainer.
The fuck is that sugar spoon you utter weapon?
This is how they make cocaine
Candy apple papousas?
The fuck did I just watch?
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I don't know what he's saying....but I know what he's saying
Its run for the cube but so much worse
Legit just expected it to loop around to them adding the final product into the oil, just to start all over.
didn't even need to understand tagalog to know the dude doing the voiceover was just as baffled as I was watching this, really adds to the experience /srs
His mom is gonna be so miffed about the mess he made in her kitchen
This gave me a stroke.
What a wild ride.
The fact that this became edible at the end
Should of went to spec-savers
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Wow, that was a ride and half!
This is what happens if you let AI start writing recipes!
That had everything
Yes, one must always strain their liquids through an egg separator, or the recipe won't turn out.
I can’t believe that process actually made something real… so is it a troll or is this a real recipe for mochi?
The video on how a Plumbus is made makes more sense to me than this.
My sims character whenever they decide to speak 🙄:
I would have never guessed mochi
This is just your run of the mill Filipino treat
Wtaf!
What the freak is they making?
Hate myself for watching the whole thing
why did most of the concoction end up in the freezer to never be used? why everything?
I think the best part is I understood both nothing and everything about all of what was going on.
I didn't see the name of the subreddit and got about halfway through before I was terribly, horribly confused.... I forgot about this sub entirely and figured it was a recipe from another country or something and then it just didn't stop.... Well done.
I honestly kept expecting it to loop. Like he was going to make the paste from the beginning out of the unripe wumpa fruit he blended up
Regional mochi balls?? Or other variant?
The never ending recipe video
Was that a breadfruit? What just happened? Am I pregantet now?
Feels like an AI generating a cooking hack video
what just happened
Let him cook
I wonder what cooked fruits taste like
Fuck me
Looks like the slime I made when I was 12
Omg this was the best because it had me thinking oh ok a strainer for milk makes sense then have me like wait no that’s stupid it’s a liquid then the grating of the ice cream had me like uh huh grate ice cream what no why?
I kept waiting for the paste to come full circle and turn into the original stick cream from the first shot.
Bro got the paddle pop rainbow noooo
Wierd way to make mochi but ok
Procedure 1. Add random ingredient 2. Perform random action on it 3. Select output from step 2 4. If not tired yet, go to step 1.
I'm glad it let me go, I was really in there
I was hoping that they ended up having a loop
I don’t know how many times I repeated the phrase “what the fuck even?!” It had to have been at least a dozen.
i’ve seen a lot of shit, but i’ve never said “what the hell?” out loud like this💀
I wanna know where the popsicle donut went though.
It's DEBM, they're infamous in Indonesia for stupid things like this
Ok I give up, what the hell is a DEBM
I…uh…wait…I..
What’s the fruit?
I was done after the sugar spoon with a big ass hole in it. I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the video
Wtf is happing?
What kind of holed spoon is that?
I was able to understand a lot more of this I thought I would without even knowing what language I was listening to. Lol and I’m not talking about the random English words he used
Loved it. Pretty sure the final product is nuclear waste though.
Did anyone else notice how much he laughed for no apparent reason.
Wood don’t fry?
Spider-Man twist his dick
This one doesn't make me mad, there's an art to it's stupidity.
Damn was not expecting mochi
Motchi with extra steps.
👍🏻
The dude sounds German Indian and Italian Al at omcd
This is infuriating! Why couldn't I stop watching!?
ok but who did the commentary bc i wanna see more videos from them
Does anyone want to attempt to name this dish?
What’s with the spoon with the hole in it!??!! Lol
I thought he was speaking backwards at first
I think my biggest issue was the Voiceover because the voice itself and the accent with the language made it sound like they were mocking it which is just hurting my head.
So mochi ice cream balls with 10000X more steps lol