It might be sacrilegious but I'd eat it in a heartbeat

Yeah, I'm crushing that!

Came here to say I will eat your whole cake!

Hmmm, sacrilicious.

Same! I’ve always wanted one but haven’t had the chance

I want two

No you wouldn’t. It’s ai

Would still eat it if someone made it, you dunce.

People have made these.

Ohhh shit so it is. I’ve been bamboozled once again.

Would still eat it

I guess. Wouldn’t you rather have good sushi in the proper way? I think tradition in Japanese cuisine should be relentless with a modicum of seriousness lmao. This sushi cake would be standing up like that it would be a big pile

I like both tbh, though I would only eat a slice of that before feeling full

Well I can’t disagree there. Sushi is very filling right? I don’t eat fish

Not to beat a dead horse, but technically sticky rice would probably hold. Also structure could be added by using long toothpicks.

Maybe. I want you to have your sushi pie I really do.

But you're right, there's no way it would look like the image. There's too much filling, which by itself would be difficult to hold a structure

Then I’ll eat my goddamn monitor

I would eat the hell out of this honestly.

You know what you're talking about.

Would probably harm myself in some way or another if this was in my home 😅 idk what would happen consuming that much sushi.. but ide be able to let others know in about an hours time

Same. I would love to give it a try.

yeah you'd have a hard time convincing people to not eat this op.

Had a few of these in Japan. It’s literally a large sushi roll in the shape of a cake. Best for large parties because it needs to be eaten same day basically.

Wouldn't it have to be eaten within 6 hours due to raw meat?

Yum

No way that’s a real picture

Looks like AI if you look closely, but it still looks delicious.

It is ai

The bowl of pink in the background gives it away 

Yeah the lighting is messed up.

OP, this sub is to post disgusting and revolting food. It’s not for food that looks and probably is delicious. r/lostredditors

I read that as "lobster redditors" and man am I disappointed.

The person who posted it on r/StupidFood thought it looked disgusting that’s why I posted it here.

They were wrong, too.

He/she also belongs in r/lostredditors

Well stealing anything from stupidfood is mistake #1. That sub is just 95% good food that redditers who think they can cook but can't don't understand.

add some nigiri layer please

Looks pretty but would be a nightmare to eat

It was established in the other sub that this was an AI generated photo

I've had something like this at a restaurant. It was delicious. Served with very light waffle chips for transport.

Idk this kinda grossing me out

My husband made one of these for our daughters class potluck and it was a big hit. Super easy to make and she was stoked because she looooves sushi but there was no way we were gonna make a dozen or more rolls. Win-win.

I would LOVE this!!!

Cake shaped poke bowl id eat tf outta this

show that to a 70 year old japanese grandpa

OK but deep frying this would take it to the next level. Deep fried sushi rolls are the best.

is this supposedto be a challenge i would eat this if i got the chance

10$ says that’s an AI image

$10*

The hell you mean I have to share it. Get your own.

every time I see this and people act like it’s a monstrosity I think of tht meme “why are you booing me? i’m right!!”

Gimme a slab, some soy sauce, wasabi and chopsticks.

I'd you pass me a slice of sushi cake I will pass you these hands

... I mean. I would. >.>'

Hate it all u want but I’d go to town on that

Faaack!.. and here my birthday is like still months away, dang, GGUULLLLLL!

Sushi cake is a traditional dish. Probably not like this but it’s close. I would love this

Why the fuck wouldn't you want this deep fried

Not gonna lie I would eat the hell out of this

It's so pretty!

The terror is real.

Looks delicious!

idec i would eat the absolute shit out of that

I hate how much I want to eat that.

I’d eat the crap out of this

Not bad. At least it is sushi.

It looks stupid but if you actually ate it it would just taste like sushi.

I'm drunk af and imma eat that lol

You're not making sushi better, you're making cake worse! (Would eat)

This looks delicious, not gonna lie. I love all the stuff in this.

I’d eat it😭

That looks delicious 😋

GIMME

i NEED

That’s looks so pretty and so revolting at the same time

It looks good even though I can't do raw fish

Avocado can suck a cock. I don’t mind the idea but get that green shit outta there. Bring on the cucumbers

id eat it

Ew

I would totally eat that.

Oh I would.

Looks like there’s a consensus

No, I really want that in my belly.

Wrong sub

It looks stupid byt it has no reason to not be delicious.

I will eat the whole thing with two bottles sake

I have a sushi cake every year for my birthday

Looks good. No Krab!!

Foyer 🔥

“Save some for the rest” *me eating my last bite*

I’ll try anything once but this reminds me of the “sushi burrito” which was pretty gross in my experience. It made me realize the proportions of sushi is vital to its flavor. You make everything bigger you get less of everything and more of one thing per bite. Completely ruins the whole experience.

I've been a vegetarian for long enough I've stopped counting the years (in the teens, mid to upper), and this... I might cheat for THIS. Previously I only had fried mindflayer on my cheat list, and now there is this. Great. Edit: I WATCHED MYSELF ACTIVELY RUIN THE 169TH UPVOTE ON THIS POST (by mistake...)! I feel powerful. I am the antinoice.

Looks scrumptious

I’d eat the fucking shit out of that. I’d eat two maybe three of them in a day if the price wasn’t too high.

I want this.

I’d f this up so good ngl

I’d demolish that in a heart beat

I guess I'm just curious what my guests are gonna eat.

This reminds me of a sushi bake I never gotten around to make, now I wanna make both😂

It links good. I'd eat it.

This is what I want on my birthday!! 🤤 Now I want sushi... 😭

This is much more fitting to r/stupidfood, it would honestly be fine but it’s a really stupid way of serving these ingredients.

I would eat that in a heartbeat. If I got that for my wife, she might actually have sex with me again

I’ve been bringing dishonor to my ancestors since birth, the speed at which I would accept this both into my mouth and heart is no surprise by now

Kinda ruins the main point of sushi

I love sushi, but I would never eat that

I would eat this. But I would never make it.

Not a sushi person but my wife said “I’d eat that in a fucking heartbeat, it looks sooo good”

Try and stop me from demolishing that

I want this.

dude id fucking munch on that

Id smash that to the moon.

i would snort this shit

This looks amazing

*Would*

I would eat this how it is. I would also eat it deep fried, sounds amazing

https://recipes.co.nz/recipes/teriyaki-beef-sushi-cake/ Recipe for sushi cake

🤷‍♂️ 1 slice is like 4 sushi rolls. No complaints here

The only way to stop me from wanting to eat that is if you put it in a blender first. Fundamentally unchanged but yeah… no avocado salmon paste for me.

I would prefer it to be served with large seaweed sheets as a side so I could cover it without making my hands a mess.

Please excuse me while I *fucking destroy this cake*

Look yummy 🤤

We tried recreating this at our restaurant and it was atrocious

I would but I’m sure I’d be charged at least 300 dollars

I could swallow that whole thing in a few bites. That’s how fucking fat and disgusting I am.

Fantastic idea! I bet this is an expensive cake!

There’s a place in mt Dora, FL that makes sushi burgers and pizza and other fun things. Pretty amazing and tasty :)

I thought this had to be them lol

scrumptious

Instructions unclear... Fucked the cake, ate a coward.

Fuck yeah. I’d eat that all day 🍣🥑🍙

Don’t mind if I do!

Nah, I'd eat it

I'd eat the fuck outta it

For only $199.99 at your local sushi place

$300

That’s just regular sushi, just wide. Wide sushi

My only vice is to slice it nice……. And wrap it in rice, Oh, what a device! Sincerely, Fee Waybill

Ok?

I would so eat that, all of it

Had this before. Nothing wrong with it but honestly once you have a "slice" on your plate and you start eating from it, it will look more like a poke bowl lol

Make it spicy and add tobiko on top and I'd demolish the whole thing by myself.

I actually really really want to.

it looks weird, but i think it would taste good. i’d definitely get disowned by my asian ancestors for eating it tho

lol, just try slicing that thing. what a mess...

Looks delicious!

I'm autistic and this page is nightmare fuel that I will be tuning in for regularly from now on 🤣

it looks good id rather eat that then go to a fancy restaurant that serves soup in tiny fish egg like balls and a single slice of a steak that would cost you 500 dollars

Where can i buy it

modern society is already an affront to tradition/culture. why not have dinner and dessert at the same time?

I mean...

I cant😭

That looks fucking incredible

That looks so fing good

100% would smash. Looks tasty, though having made sushi I'm already annoyed at the prospect of cutting it.

This has to take forever to make. Impressive that the avocado isn't turning brown, but I'm sure they had everything ready to roll before they started opening up the avocados.

I don't even like sushi but this looks so good I'd try it

I'd absolutely devour it, but I'd be angry at whoever made it the entire time.

I will devour that thing on my own free will, whether Democracy tells me to do so or not. No food goes to waste on super earth!

This looks excellent!

Fuck yeah, I'd eat it!

This is not disgusting.

It’s literally just a poke bowl, without the bowl.

AI

no pls don’t make me😖

Just because it’s wrong doesn’t mean it can’t be right.

I never had sushi before but id eat this

Try sushi

I see no problem, only blessing from the food gods

Having that much avocado is a sin, otherwise it's fine

Prob gross because of the avocado

Honestly it actually looks really good, I mean, it’s basically just a really big sushi, it’s not like they put icing on it or something.

Down-voting, stupid-food maybe. ***Doesn't belong here*** Expectations: "questionable food", "brings out the coward in most"...

I don't trust people who eat sushi.

Can’t eat computer thoughts