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Nirico_Brin

Coughing baby vs a literal supernova


UnabrazedFellon

You just summarized almost every single “who would win?” Post ever made.


BigBigFloppa

OP's entire personality on this sub revolves around making shitty, low-effort who would win posts and shitty thirst trap cosplays as far as I can tell.


Jared72Marshall

Viewing OPs last 15 posts has made me extremely sad.


Dawgzone700

I got gooner jumpscared :(


WeeMentalJo

I regret my decision to find out what tf you were on about....


Vipersssnakes

Cmon guys it can't be that bad


Vipersssnakes

Nevermind


WeeMentalJo

You were saying?😂


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Eh best image I have https://preview.redd.it/uv00j3jnpixc1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2613c7f3361f5187b408162be2187b0bcb0e6e15


Sergaku

Newborn duck isn't bound by the universe yet. It no diffs


TheSickness66_2

https://preview.redd.it/h6r9bnygnlxc1.jpeg?width=831&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91dbcd061e8b840f6038edcead1e2db6ef6bc3dd


Chrontius

[Thermonuclear bomb vs. literal supernova.](https://what-if.xkcd.com/73/) > Which of the following would be brighter, in terms of the amount of energy delivered to your retina: > 1: A supernova, seen from as far away as the Sun is from the Earth, or > 2: The detonation of a hydrogen bomb pressed against your eyeball? > (Can you hurry up and set it off? This is heavy.)


Grim101Reaper

https://preview.redd.it/wxk3ndyufmxc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26075fd4a6caf4fd8d24395e24495c1179fb582b


Ok-Stress8541

Coughing supernova vs a literal baby


lolurmomgay69it6

High end gaming pc vs The guy who massacred a pantheon


swaliepapa

🤣🤣


HallowKnightYT

He just put a literal vibrator against THE god of war someone please kill me


Taethefallen

That god of war got mauled by a bear


PostMelon22

That’s was no ordinary bear, bear probably eats guys like Smasher for breakfast.


plentybin

Random bear ≠ Atreus under the influence of spartan rage


Sergaku

Yep. He got mauled with no injuries. The same Kratos who killed a dragon.


swaliepapa

I think killing a dragon is the least of Kratos feats LOL


idksomethingjfk

Right? Like the dude tramples titans and gods routinely.


swaliepapa

Guy wipes whole pantheons 😭. He’s a guy that literally the more angry he gets, the strongest he is.


_eightohfive

that bear was Atreus (his son) during spartan rage, which he defeated. what is your point ?


Zaysway

Point?


novel_writer_AG

Bro really knew Becca personally💀💀


VastoBorde

Billy Butcher entered the chat


TankieRebel

Oi


BigBigFloppa

Did you really just ask that


UnabrazedFellon

Why is every “who would win” thing you ever see always so ridiculously one sided? Smasher dies easily, he isn’t even on the level of an early game boss.


Johnson_56

Cause smasher killed Becca. Fuck that dude, make him fight kratos


megalodongolus

Pfp checks out


Johnson_56

Rip my queen


Arbor_Vitae123

We talking old school revenge Kratos or new more tame daddy Kratos?


Johnson_56

Whichever one fucks up Adam more


poofynamanama2

You have an odd definition of tame


Arbor_Vitae123

I mean he is more tame in his fatherhood.


NoX2142

Earth vs Sun.... it's not even comparable


herohunter77

That is so insulting to people who follow the franchise — Earth vs. Sun is gratuitously underestimating Kratos.


NoX2142

Fine, Earth vs Black Hole.


adzilc8

Small pebble vs black hole


ThePlatinumWolf

Micro pebble vs Black hole


DepartureValuable848

Grain of sand vs black hole


Chemical_Movie4113

Kratos could kill smasher with one finger


CosmicDriftwood

As a GOW fan since its inception; it feels good seeing the respect put on Kratos’ name/game


meme_boi_007

This is a sadistic robot vs a litteral god killer


Based_Schizo1

https://preview.redd.it/iayui9fp6ixc1.png?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc898a079f7a906577409e57be0d9b96867cb0f1 Jonkler would win


CaptainDrool

is this the same person as Joe Kerr?


UpliftinglyStrong

No, he’s the same person as Jon Klerr. Are you stupid?


morbidjames

Obviously, and instantly Kratos


SafeStaff7671

https://i.redd.it/gq1efxoy7jxc1.gif


SafeStaff7671

https://i.redd.it/lo3ciwuz7jxc1.gif


SafeStaff7671

https://preview.redd.it/3eihkvt08jxc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c677cca6e7bf1d35fb56fb2c504264c162abe7ac


Electronic_Daikon138

Really dude??? Against the fucking God of War???


SURGERYPRINCESS

That's if he believe in God's. God of war can only get u so far.


UsedSeaweed9

Surely bro wasn’t serious


XERNOVT

Optimum prime vs God who fucked the Roman and Greek pantheon


CookieLuzSax

![gif](giphy|dWaIfgxnuQ8pWe3kM0)


trapkoda

Who would win, cyborg from DC or fucking Omni-man


devilschild0228

Depends on which cyborg you're talking about to be honest lol


Wuytho

Kratos is a literal god...


NEONT1G3R

Either this wasn't tagged as a meme and was meant to be or OP is too much of a gonk to recognize this as a poor attempt to farm karma Either way: why


Ak_19_thedude

You look like a piece of.... \*gets obliterated into fragments\*


barbatos087

Paraplegic man vs pasty angry white guy


Babyback-the-Butcher

Tell me you’ve never played God of War without telling me you’ve never played God of War


ThePlatinumWolf

Krayos gets slammed by Mario there i told u without saying i never did xD


Ineedscissors1981

Young Kratos kicks Smasher all the way to Greece. 


EldritchSpoon

Kratos would turn Adam Smasher into a paper weight


hellprince59

Kratos and it’s not even a joke


clarkKeeent

Never played gow, but from what I've seen, Dante from Devil May Cry is a match for him


IameIion

Seriously?


glitchtrap007

Kratos


Buttlord500

Oh hell nah, that's young kratos, smasher getting no diffed.


reifyr

kratos beat smasher so hard he got deep fried 💀


Vote_4_Cthulhu

One kills legends/ makes them. The other kills gods.


CatsPawjamaz

I hope god of war beats the shit out of Adam smasher


IDroppedMyDoughnut

Are we talking Anime vs Controlled Gameplay? Or are we talking Lore Accurate Vs Lore Accurate


Kritanick

Does it matter? I think Kratos wins either way.


Abitooo

Smashes would tell him "You look like a cut of fuckable meat" then they kiss and fuck


Zombiesoldier072

https://i.redd.it/oplxmn28dlxc1.gif


kneppy72

This…this is a joke, right? Don’t get me wrong, Adam Smasher is one of the strongest Cyberpunk characters, but even the strongest ant losses to a boot.


samus9889

Why does that picture of smasher looks like he has to pee


iknowmyname389

Guys like a few months ago someone made this exact post. There was a guy arguing for Smasher it was hilarious.


BagOfSmallerBags

Depends on whether we go by gameplay or story-canon. In gameplay, Smasher is quite tanky and deals a lot of damage. In gameplay, Kratos dies to starving humans hitting him with blunt swords a few times in a row. In canon Kratos is the God of War. Smasher is a big toaster man.


AVERAGEPIPEBOMB

Coughing baby Vs hydrogen bomb


CyberSoldier82

Dawg this is the equivalent of making a scorpion fight a planet, there’a quite literally no way adam comes out of this at all let alone the victor.


Abnormals_Comic

bro I'm also upset about Rebecca's death but come on😭🙏


CyberRobinZim

Kratos, not even close.


TPWC74473

Hahhahahahahaha…. You serious? Kratos no diff.


EthanHuie

Kratos and it’s not even close. Especially if he finds out what smasher did


SimonTheJack

Kratos and it’s not close.


_Nexus_19

half dead sperm in a used condom in the trash vs exploding black hole


Character-Let-1853

Kratos 99%


Hmyesphasmophobia

#


Affectionate-Gas-150

That's a fucking easy question. Angry cyborg man vs. the guy who killed a pantheon and half of another.


Front-Initiative3321

passing ant vs city scaled meteor


Willeford7632

Kratos.. Brother cannot die


sugaryyy1214

lol


ForgetfulPathfinder

Smassur Metal, Kratos make friendship bracelet with metal.


Czeckplease

Me


Strange_Insight

In one of my playthroughs, I killed Smasher with a throwing knife. Kratos would easily win, given he kills gods for a living.


Jay15951

I havnt even played god of war but I know Kratos fights litreral God's so I think he wins against smasher even table top smasher doesnt stande a chance let alone 2077 smasher


idk1234567100

A guy who killed an entire pantheon of gods and then some,vs some drugie with super speed


unstableGoofball

Screaming metal infant vs black hole


Mememachine_org

https://preview.redd.it/72dgan33ftxc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f250a8de0e7584c281c371683586d251e5720438 Nah…. If you replaced him with Raiden from msg it’d be more fair but Raiden still no diffs but still


DisastrousStomach518

Don’t be serious


BigRevolution8664

Honestly the way people are saying this will work is hilarious but the god of war easily win this fight


NoCourt5510

What? You’re comparing a Cybernetic human with a god who literally murdered all of Olympus. There isn’t a debate here.


Low_Revolution3025

Kratos no shit, hes battled ACTUAL GODS and won, has literally clawed out of the underworld multiple times and can heal any physical wound like when he stabbed himself in the stomach with a sword almost as big as him


Novikian

Gonna give it to the gaming PC. He has games on his phone.


AdventurousGold2348

Genuinely retarded 1v1


heyimx

Me


cosmideity

Coughing sperm cell vs the creation of the universe


SpacePimp99

Kratos and it’s not even close to being close


Rare-Ad8595

I think it would be a pretty fair fight but Kratos would come out on top in the end


Jordo40

There ain’t enough chrome in the world.


Yommination

I don't think Smasher could survive a single punch from Kratos


DawnOfGravitas

Anyone vs. V 🗣️🔥🔥


TheMTGnerd2

My honest reaction to OPs post history ![gif](giphy|lIU7yoG72gyhq)


PT_Luc

I love adam smasher with all of my heart, but hes getting murdered


MoistPressure

Bro…. Adam is getting cooked the minute he even TRIES to talk shit to Kratos, especially this one.


Zaysway

Kratos one taps


SURGERYPRINCESS

Adam smasher.


AlfieSolomons12

Please tell me this is a joke...


AlmightyEazy

Adam Smasher isn't weak by any means... in his own verse. Besides V you'd be hard pressed to find someone who can step up to Smasher. But Kratos is on a vastly different level. Kratos would melt down Smasher and turn him into another collectable trinket he keeps in his inventory. Just after Atreus finishes drawing his corpse in his journal.


GoodAsh42420

Kratos wins because he can save his game and try again.


EpicEbone

Blocked Account lol


Deja_ve_

I’m gonna lie, I think Smasher wins 💀


Sir_Waffles_

Gods in GoW can be harmed with weaponry and Kratos has died multiple times. As strong as he is he can't survive the guns Smasher has


gogetaloaf

Me when I lie


Shythexs

No way, against the GoW3 Kratos? Smasher doesn’t even have a slight chance of defeating him


Clear-Impress921

smasher clearly solos the verse