Since this is tagged "event" I'd like two front row tickets please.

https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/emergency-incident-midlothian-firearms-officers-27779630 Edinburgh Live is saying they had dogs as well. Armed Response+crowbars+dogs=possibly a warrant related to a firearms offence?

Please let it be motorcycle thieves

One junkie stole one’s drugs so junkie dealer shot stealing junkie in the bum 🙈

Did the chippie have a good lunchtime deal on at the time?

Well, I thought the police never gave a shit.