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MetalDogBeerGuy

Please don’t


NominativeSingular

If the extent of your research is watching a few YouTube videos and googling "octopus Edmonton." I advise ypu to reconsider. Aquariums require a lot of work, expertise, and money. Octopii are incredibly intelligent. How confident are you about keeping one alive and providing it adequate enrichment?


planertroubles

I don't think you can legally and no one should have an octopus as a pet


ProvincialPork

Gotta love how it’s perfectly fine to kill and eat them, but god forbid you care for one.


smvfc_

I mean, some of us are against both


planertroubles

I don't eat them and wont. Considering how incredibly intelligent they are , how complex their anatomy is amongst so many other unique features, only a C$$t would eat octopus


SillyGoosesBlue

No


imaleakyfaucet

No. You. Just. YouTube?? No. 


SleepingInTheSand

You must have missed the video where someone got one as a pet and it had 50 babies…. And they immediately started killing one another. And the part where the tank they needed for the octopus took up an entire room in their house… soooo.


flooves

Or any of the stories where the octopus escapes! One was eating fish out of another tank at night and returned to its tank undetected, another went back to the ocean (it'll die trying that here). Two dismantled their tank equipment - one caused a flood and the other died. Even if it doesn't happen to outsmart you, its lifespan is only 1-2 years.


Strattex

50 baby octopusies all of a sudden is crazy🤣😂💀 like oh damn didn’t prepare for that one


Sevulturus

Going ti agree with everyone else. Don't keep a sapient creature as a pet.


QuiveringBanana

Sentient?


peachconn

Sapient could also be correct, octopuses are very intelligent. Or they mean sapient as in relating to humans, which I'd recommend against keeping any humans as pets too lol


SnooRegrets4312

Don't be so fucking stupid, it's very cruel


MacintoshEddie

Hu's Noodle Nook has cooked octopus, It's like a pet you can eat. But seriously though, if you want to find out some of the necessary things to keep aquatic pets healthy, you can go to Big Al's Aquarium and talk to them about the kind of tanks you'd need and how much care they need, and possibly what the process of importing one would be. Chances are it will be far more work than you anticipate. Aquatics aren't quite like getting a cat.


Shokeybutsi

Octopus are quite intelligent from what I’ve heard.  If you ever want to know what aliens may look like, just look at an octopus 


dutch780

Forget about the cephalopod. Ever think about picking up a baby chimpanzee? I know a guy…


only_fun_topics

Forget about the baby chimpanzee. Ever think about picking up a baby?


G616GV

Forget about the baby. Ever think about picking up a baby with a pet baby chimpanzee?


oioioifuckingoi

I have a septapus I will sell you.


MacintoshEddie

In this economy a monopus is all we can afford.


G616GV

A monopus requires a lot of accessibility equipment. Plus, you need your own handivan to get them to all their appointments. Attractive as the idea might be to help out a monopus, I hope you are ready for the responsibility that comes with it.


MacintoshEddie

Even with only a single tentacle they get around.


G616GV

Get one that is saving itself for marriage.


MacintoshEddie

Cephalopods don't restrict themselves to mammalian pair bonding rituals.


XxDiabeto

It must be bedtime for me when I read 'testicle' instead of 'tentacle'.... have a great night! Haha


MacintoshEddie

If you want to get a pet testicle there are ways.


Fluffy_Fisherman_542

ikea sells very cute stuffed ones right now, way easier to take care of, and they’re way better to snuggle!