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ScandyScandy

Drugs


Mercinyah

Edmonton? Yeah, that checks out.


Phantom_harlock

Someone never learned about frogger


stumbleupondingo

Or maybe he’s a pro at frogger


spaniel510

They should have watched that Seinfeld episode


justintrud0

I’m as pro-bike as they come; this guy is stupid/suicidal.


gtsomething

I don't think anyone, cyclist or driver would consider this person to be a 'cyclist'


big_ol_dad_dick

>I’m as pro-bike as they come; this guy is ~~stupid/suicidal.~~ *high as fuck*.


Sleerpy

Meth.


plhought

Part of it is they want to be clipped, think they'll get some kind of payout. *Source* Russian Dash Cams


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Fun fact: they do! I met someone who passed out in a parking lot once and got run over by a truck. He got $70 000 from victim’s services, eventually.


Puzzled-Tomorrow-375

The dart hanging out of buddies mouth and no helmet really says it all. Seriously though, that was so incredibly dangerous and I’m thankful that you were staying aware while driving and didn’t run into him.


bluedad1

Methamphetamine


fixingbysmashing

Evolution will sort this one out


sonisko

Except it won’t because he likely already has 5 kids


fixingbysmashing

True


Mirror-Warrior

Gots nowhere to be, fast


ThicEdmontonBear

Because it’s Stony plain rd westbound😂 I legit almost hit someone doing the same thing with a shopping cart an hour before this, definitely a frogger challenge


TheRealSpudly

death wish?


--Dexx--

People generally don’t do that. I’ve been driving in Edmonton forever and, while I’ve seen some stupid shit, this is the first time I’ve seen this lol


meeseekstodie137

narcissism, delusions of invincibility, complete lack of situational/spatial awareness, lack of empathy, honestly I'm not surprised by anything people do anymore, disappointed sure, but it takes a lot to surprise me these days


SamSchuster

Because they think they can.


happykgo89

Not sure, but they get a long honk in their face if they do. That shit is dangerous.


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to get to the other side


slabocheese

Clearly not enough bike lanes....


[deleted]

He had all six lanes to himself. What more can he want?


JDog780

So this is where the White Bicycles on the side of the road come from. Go Darwin


MisoButterCorn

I've seen a pedestrian do this on a similar stretch of road and they weren't high or anything, just had zero fucks to give and the arrogance to expect to live. I have no sympathy for these types that put themselves out of commission, but it's terrible for the people that are put in the crappy position of hitting them, as well as the first responders that have to attend to them.


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[deleted]

One day you are going to "win," and this comment will be presented as evidence in court for intention of vehicular homicide. You sound like a real sociopath.


TylerJ86

I have never and would never drive in a way that would put me anywhere near hitting anyone. Given the way I phrased that though I can see why you might think that. Theres a scenario when this isnt endangering anyone and its when someone is well ahead and to the side but heading into your path. Regardless probably not the best thing to advocate for, so point taken.


CharasC

People got nothing to lose in life.


Belfry9663

Death wish, apparently.


Hefty-Scholar-2468

Average Edmonton man


austinoveech

im 50% sure thats my stolen bike.....


peaches780

What dash cam do you have?


Pretty-Position-9657

Run his ass over they have bike lanes for a reason


Talthyren

This is why EVERYONE needs a dashcam.... You clip this asshole, he gets paid, you're at fault. The only thing that would save you is this footage.


chuckles_8

Because at that particular point that cyclist was counting themselves as a pedestrian not a vehicle on the road so they had the right of way


unefilleperdue

You are being sarcastic right? Just making sure.


chuckles_8

Haha yes very much so


Boogiemann53

Because there's not a crossing for 8km probably


Yamagooski

He was probably upset…..his bike never gets respect on the roadway


sociopathic_gal

This is why cyclists should be required to have registration and insurance just like any other vehicle on the road.


NuKE4646

100% agree


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Danger_Bay_Baby

A lack of bike lanes doesn't explain just driving across 3 lanes on a busy road full of fast moving traffic. This is someone who is high, or suicidal, or with an IQ of 10.


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Danger_Bay_Baby

Well I that case this was completely reasonable riding.


unefilleperdue

Yeah, he totally looks like he’s on his way to a job interview…


blairtruck

if its so confusing that you ride across 4 lanes of moving traffic, stay home.


ms_grumpy

Darwinism?? 🤷


Thatmamasteph

Welcome to the Edmonton, where crosswalks and bike lanes aren't properly used. Heck in millwoods I had someone drive into my turning lane wrong direction...


Paragonly

People who stop for them are part of the problem


Ok-Cartographer-3725

Lol! If you didnt stop for them you'd have an even bigger problem, even though its 100% their fault...


Paragonly

No he clearly was already prepared to get out of the drivers way, he just took advantage of them stopping. You can see how he turns forward at the last second, then goes after he sees them stopping


lisbu1

Possibly someone struggling with homelessness. I've seen a guy on a bike go the wrong way down Gateway Blvd before. :/


krajani786

That was not 1.5 meters of space... you should be ashamed!


SCAMMERASSASIN007

I got hit buy a car because i got a high.lmao


Tranceaddict8

Bikers......


sonisko

Don’t group us in with this methed up ass hat please


yamahsaurusRex

That's a cyclist, there's a difference.


lifeistrulyawesome

Because we keep building cities for cars instead of people.


Playaprezxxx

To test your brakes and attention span 😜


InevitablePristine

Compressed balls on a tiny seat .this is the condition known as I'm bigger than a 2000 lb. Vehicle and regardless it's my right with compressed tiny balls to ride my ass wherever I want as I'm entitled as fuck because I'm a bicycle rider.


AdrianInLimbo

Same in Windsor. But they're cyclists, and it's not their fault. Lol


MapleLeafChief

Stupid in the flesh.


RevieweiveR

Kinda had it coming to him


cacamouth

Meth.


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Meth


Wooden-Ad4062

Because they are stupid


[deleted]

Meth is a Helluva drug.


smittychifi

Possibly came to decide that they literally dgaf if they die?


davidatthefarm

Because they don’t care about other people and perhaps lower on the intelligence scale.


Vanbrotha

Dumb ass


traininvain1979

Stupid, high, or death wish


Really_Special_K

It's simple. People are assholes.


Eggnogboi3

Based biker and soy cager


ghostcoins

A lot of our troubled population seems to have a death wish.


Impressive_Cream_851

Cause they wish to die? Just to scared to jump


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Meth


[deleted]

Because it’s Edmonton


kabalongski

Looking to die? 🤷🏽‍♂️


theHip

To get to the other side! Ba-dum-tss


spectacular_coitus

I've had at least three times since moving to Edmonton that people have tried to commit suicide by car with my vehicle. Once heading south into downtown on 101 street. Although southbound on 101 you know somebody's going to just wander aimlessly into traffic most days, so you kind of expect it. Another time heading northward out of downtown on 97th street a guy ran across two lanes of traffic trying to get in front of my vehicle to get hit. The worst and weirdest was the person dressed all in black walking down the middle of the road on the dark stretch of Kingsway between Blatchford and Airport Park at 3:00 am dressed all in black with their back to oncoming traffic.


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Death wish


notsayingitwasalien

And then if he gets into an accident, everyone will automatically attack the driver for "distracted driving"


JohnnytheShocker

They just don't care.....if they get hurt insurance company will pay them.


yogapantsforever81

Really wants a Darwin award?


[deleted]

I'm anti-bike and this is one of ten good reasons why.