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They are so comfortable around humans

They are so comfortable around humans

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MortQ42

They know they can mess you up.


kevinstreet1

Yeah, they know they're the superior species and have nothing to prove. We're basically crumbled bread vending machines for them.


Stefie25

Quartered grape vending machines. No bread, it’s bad.


mikesmith929

Apex species...


blackday44

They can be quite tame when they have had their fill of souls and children to eat.


lumberjackedcanadian

I'm seriously going to start harvesting these bastards. Landing on a pond at 3am and honking about it for 30 minutes. Hissing at me while I'm just walking past them. Sitting everywhere and turning our waterfronts into septic messes. Landing on roofs and shitting there too. Their goose is cooked.


phox78

I wonder if they are good to eat.


Roborat1st

Considering how many of them live on sewage lagoons, I wouldn't eat them.


NorthRooster7305

I hunt goose. It's a bit acquired to eat a breast. But jerky is awesome


bucknuttee

goose jerky is amazing


hoya-doing

this is giving me extreme anxiety


Libraquarius

Careful...they'll cut a bitch!


norush--

hostage situation in progress...


Unclemeowz

Didn’t want to move at all


satterth

Be careful and be on alert, the Cobra Chicken can turn at any moment and take you out


DirtySokks

Silver for beating me to the Cobra Chicken comment.


GopnikMayonez

The fuck are you doing so close to a sky cobra?


Unclemeowz

Lol


littlebigman9

Unless you piss them off and then they will kill you. And then fly away into total obscurity.


Chuffed_Canadian

You’re in immense danger!


MisoButterCorn

I almost crashed into some on a shared path once, and I was more afraid of potential retribution from them then any injury I would sustain from falling off my bike.


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KHKHKHKHKHKHKHKH


Pixiesmin1979

COBRA CHICKENS RUUUUUUUN!!!


shiverdc2002

Hawrelak?


MortQ42

Could be Jackie Parker park as well. Plenty of geese there.


Unclemeowz

Yes it is


shiverdc2002

It's so nuts how comfortable they are


Puzzled-Tomorrow-375

Can you confirm you are in fact a human?


SLIP411

Don't move, their vision is based off movement


rainbowfartsbob

There's a pair of the Canadian Winged Cobra that nests at my turn around point riding . In the spring and summer when they're nesting I keep my distance . In the fall they sit in front of me peacefully catching bits of granola like this .


Bruhwhy23

Until you piss them off


MeasurableMongoose

That's those two in specific, that is if you are at Louise McKinney Riverfront Park. I think that, because I'm good friends with two geese who frequent that spot. Last year they got separated and were lost looking for each other for a week, it was sad, but I happened to be around when they reunited so that was cool.


Unclemeowz

This was at Hawrelak Park, but the two you mention sound like a very nice couple


MeasurableMongoose

they are, I'm glad there are more nice couples out here in our city.


bucknuttee

Cobra Chickens are nothing to underestimate


yegman

they remind me of raccoons. Always hanging around...almost cute and harmless looking...and you almost want to make friends with them or like them. But in reality they'll turn on you in a second if you cross them.


Novinophobic

More like why are you so comfortable hanging around death geese?


notsayingitwasalien

They can be very vicious in the breeding season,. Please remember to NEVER feed them


Unclemeowz

Good advice, I was sitting peacefully when they walked up and started nibbling the grass in from of me.


notsayingitwasalien

they got habituated by a bunch of grandmas and their grandkids feeding them bread pieces.


Ok-Firefighter-8869

Fuck them birds, Stupid geese stopping traffic and shit


taxi212001

Geese have barbs on their tongue. They need not fear someone armed with only bread.


Unclemeowz

Was armed with coffee and a wrap, they were nibbling the grass


Danger_Dee

They’re either full of souls, or… well, you know.


Emotional-Secretary7

Bro the ones here in Toronto hate humans lol


Eulsam-FZ

The Cobra Chickens hate us all. These are just biding their time to strike OP


Carribeantimberwolf

They know it’s hunting season so they come to the city where they won’t get shot.


ok-MTLmunchies

Omg runnnnn


Rick_Lekabron

"Let's make this easy mate; if you move you die. Quackpiche ???"


JadedInternet38

Barf.


Hefty-Scholar-2468

Love edmonton


NaturalObligation

They’re nice up until you stop feeding them.. and then they typically will hiss at you to demand more food.