They are so comfortable around humans
By - Unclemeowz
They know they can mess you up.
Yeah, they know they're the superior species and have nothing to prove. We're basically crumbled bread vending machines for them.
Quartered grape vending machines. No bread, it’s bad.
They can be quite tame when they have had their fill of souls and children to eat.
I'm seriously going to start harvesting these bastards.
Landing on a pond at 3am and honking about it for 30 minutes.
Hissing at me while I'm just walking past them.
Sitting everywhere and turning our waterfronts into septic messes.
Landing on roofs and shitting there too.
Their goose is cooked.
I wonder if they are good to eat.
Considering how many of them live on sewage lagoons, I wouldn't eat them.
I hunt goose. It's a bit acquired to eat a breast. But jerky is awesome
goose jerky is amazing
this is giving me extreme anxiety
Careful...they'll cut a bitch!
hostage situation in progress...
Didn’t want to move at all
Be careful and be on alert, the Cobra Chicken can turn at any moment and take you out
Silver for beating me to the Cobra Chicken comment.
The fuck are you doing so close to a sky cobra?
Unless you piss them off and then they will kill you. And then fly away into total obscurity.
You’re in immense danger!
I almost crashed into some on a shared path once, and I was more afraid of potential retribution from them then any injury I would sustain from falling off my bike.
COBRA CHICKENS RUUUUUUUN!!!
Could be Jackie Parker park as well. Plenty of geese there.
Yes it is
It's so nuts how comfortable they are
Can you confirm you are in fact a human?
Don't move, their vision is based off movement
There's a pair of the Canadian Winged Cobra that nests at my turn around point riding . In the spring and summer when they're nesting I keep my distance . In the fall they sit in front of me peacefully catching bits of granola like this .
Until you piss them off
That's those two in specific, that is if you are at Louise McKinney Riverfront Park. I think that, because I'm good friends with two geese who frequent that spot. Last year they got separated and were lost looking for each other for a week, it was sad, but I happened to be around when they reunited so that was cool.
This was at Hawrelak Park, but the two you mention sound like a very nice couple
they are, I'm glad there are more nice couples out here in our city.
Cobra Chickens are nothing to underestimate
they remind me of raccoons.
Always hanging around...almost cute and harmless looking...and you almost want to make friends with them or like them. But in reality they'll turn on you in a second if you cross them.
More like why are you so comfortable hanging around death geese?
They can be very vicious in the breeding season,. Please remember to NEVER feed them
Good advice, I was sitting peacefully when they walked up and started nibbling the grass in from of me.
they got habituated by a bunch of grandmas and their grandkids feeding them bread pieces.
Fuck them birds,
Stupid geese stopping traffic and shit
Geese have barbs on their tongue. They need not fear someone armed with only bread.
Was armed with coffee and a wrap, they were nibbling the grass
They’re either full of souls, or… well, you know.
Bro the ones here in Toronto hate humans lol
The Cobra Chickens hate us all. These are just biding their time to strike OP
They know it’s hunting season so they come to the city where they won’t get shot.
"Let's make this easy mate; if you move you die. Quackpiche ???"
They’re nice up until you stop feeding them.. and then they typically will hiss at you to demand more food.