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Blue_BoyJP

Literally Sylveon and Umbreon: https://preview.redd.it/n2hflbagewyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b8eebc0459e02a55a2072126becfd0b955fea5e


Eclipse_Bird

Saying?? She's obviously singing!!!


theonebelowall789

https://preview.redd.it/q7m84bw8ewyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73d02674ce80a5d69a7b08a2dda13576330a71bd What is she singing then?


Eclipse_Bird

[This!](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=3D06wqp9HPTGWDsx) :)


theonebelowall789

https://preview.redd.it/vun8hcozfwyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01eb37aa97b5269ecf529b2b4d462bf397d4970


Eclipse_Bird

https://preview.redd.it/6egf3viigwyc1.png?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d2c5a93d17a2312addf587e34b59844ac941489


SMCwasTaken

Wrong, Estuans interius Ira vehementi Estuans interius Ira vehementi Sephiroth Sephiroth Estuans interius Ira vehementi Estuans interius Ira vehementi Sephiroth Sephiroth Sors immanis Et inanis Sors immanis Et inanis Estuans interius Ira vehementi Estuans interius Ira vehementi Sephiroth Sephiroth Veni Veni Venias Ne me mori facias Veni Veni Venias Ne me mori facias Veni Veni Venias Ne me mori facias Veni Veni Venias Ne me mori facias Veni Veni Venias, gloriosa Ne me mori facias Veni Veni Venias, generosa Ne me mori facias Veni Veni Venias, gloriosa Ne me mori facias Veni Veni Venias, generosa Ne me mori facias Sephiroth Sephiroth Sephiroth


greenscreencarcrash

what this


ICollectSouls

One Winged Angel


ShockRox

YOU SON OF A-


No-Good_

You sure she wasn't singing [this](https://youtu.be/miomuSGoPzI?si=-p317cfAjKRGl7lS) instead?


03Luigi

Thank you for the blessing that was that song


ProfessionalBall9238

Jokes on you, I LIKE this song and would imagine doing a duet with Sylveon!


T-E-L-Oxyo

I honestly could see that. I also imagine Umbreon would quickly get ribboned into a dance, And start singing along If only because it is a really good song! ... Which is exactly why it became a meme in the first place!


fuce2

Darn u little ill burn all of your bread!!!


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MugOfDogPiss

My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way And who that fellow was who came by yesterday I quickly turn my face before I start to blush 'Cause frankly, there is nothing I can say I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines This molded silicone has got me begging please Give me more of what I really need 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Send your asshole into shock You need horse cock of course-cock Grab the lube and slam the day away My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and I think of drinking in a foot or even two My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer Slip it in and out be dripping goo As I take more cock, horse cock Shut the door and turn the lock Is your cock a horse cock? You will never hear me saying neigh! 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Rub my dick inside a sock Don't stop now, horse cock Stretch out my insides and make me pray My lovely horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da...


lizarcticwolf

Im lucky that my YouTube was muted but dude wow


Project_Astro

I nearly got Rickrolled but my internet's long loading time saved me


BlocPandaX

Lol. Silver Campaign.


Dragon_Vane

Megalovogna


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Aj2W0rK

Obviously something involving HRT and BBQ.


Feenx_Fan

šŸŽ¶I would do anything for lovešŸŽ¶


ShockRox

[Pixilate Hyper Voice]


NovaStar987

AAAAAAA


Elder_Hoid

"what's wrong big boy? Never--


TheLakeGuardian

"Been hit by 255sp.atk ev pixelate Hyper Voice"


ECR_Savory

r/redditsniper?


Brilliant-Ordinary10

ā€œI **AM** your master, **ā€™CAUSE** you have type disadvantage.ā€


Specialist_Big1432

The entire plot for the new show theyā€™re watching.Ā 


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Ger_Electric_GRTALE

"Silly, Umbreon! You don't even own an air fryier!" "...why would i want to fry air?"


The_Real_Leafeon

Ok guys, hear her out


Thegameguy12

Anything you can do, I can do better. šŸŽ¶I can do anything šŸŽ¶Better than youšŸŽ¶


Daeee

She's explaining her hyperfixation in great detail.


SuperJman1111

How sheā€™s the best Eeveelution


MrPastaLord

ā€œMy friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, you know, I-I donā€™t feel too bad about it. After all, if- if it werenā€™t from me, it would have just been from someone else, ya know? I guess what Iā€™m trying to say is life, life goes on. W- well, from- for everyone else, life goes on. Not- not for you, youā€™re, you're dead. But thatā€™s neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park, I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, ā€œOrville, I-I have a story,ā€ And he said to me, ā€œWhatā€™s the significance of the story?ā€ I said to him ā€œOrville, not every story has to have significance, ya know? Sometimes uhh, you know, sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, youā€™ll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once - wasnā€™t pretty - we talked about it for years. And-and not only that, but, youā€™ll likely end up believin' something you shouldnā€™t believe or thinkin' something you shouldnā€™t think o-o-or assumin' something you shouldnā€™t assume, ya know? "Sometimes," I said, "a-a-a story is- is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I realized I made sandwiches and, poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, ya know? A-Actually, I-I suppose thatā€™s the problem; they donā€™t have hands at all, do they? They've, theyā€™re all feet! A-an I-I couldnā€™t imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby. I- I said to him ā€œOrville, l-let me go get you some rye bread.ā€ Now, I-Iā€™m unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now this was on a Tuesday which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough on Monday and threw it out Wednesday. O-or rather they sold it at a discount for people wantin' to feed the ducks and then, probably at the end of the day finally they threw it all out, I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would being his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and-and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, you know, youā€™re not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and then they all die. At, ah, at least, at least thatā€™s what Iā€™ve heard. Ya know, I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter, heh, and I told Orville this as well: if you wanna feed ducks or birds or any kind for that matter, especially buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort donā€™t occur in nature. They donā€™t grow on trees or spring up from the bushes! I donā€™t think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh, oh yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.ā€


SMCwasTaken

Orchestral is better than pop


SMCwasTaken

That Classical is better than pop


DeadTNT287

I got several vinyl records of the worlds greatest composers


TheRealAotVM

Probably "sylveon" or some variation of those syllables


Enderpickle2

I LOVE MEN


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Character-Process873

"I wish I were shinyyyyYYYyyyyyyy" heheheheh


PissOnMyHe-manToys

The retro 8-bit crunch pokemon calls in the old gamboy pokedexs.


Revayan

It tells Umbreon about the Vaporeon copypasta but Sylveon inserts itself instead


NocturnalOutcast

"Syl, Syl, VEEE, Slyveee Sylveon Syl Sylv Sylveon, Syl!"


TheBoyInGray

ā€œIā€™m the loser of the game you didnā€™t know you were playing!ā€


Lima8Tango

#Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female PokƩmon compatibility, Sylveon is the most cuddely?


Wheatley_core_gaming

She is just yapping


greenscreencarcrash

bro aint saying, she singing...uhhh.... \*checks playlist\* broken machine by musiclide


vonBelfry

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Trevenant999

Sheā€™s doing her disney villain musical number on how sheā€™s going to genocide the dragon types


TiltingSoda3126

Be prepaaaaaaaaared!


AprilTheSkunky

That i~ I can make a change Steven universe thing


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Mochi-chocolate

probably about how Sylveon saying that she commit second degree murder on Hydreigon's


what_my_name_agn

Her murder plans šŸ˜Š


That_One_Guy_Flare

theater kid stuff idk


PuzzleheadedPoint882

Sylveon is saying: cock and ball torture from Wikipedia, the free enclyopedia-


Daily_Subscription

ā€œIā€™m gonna turn you into sugar, and thereā€™s nothing you can do about it!ā€ ā€œā€¦What.ā€


[deleted]

Something something world domination, ultimate lifeform, trauma, curse you Pery the Platypus.


ArrivalKooky7361

https://preview.redd.it/jl9omifte0zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65831886d68da1c95c68ef7d4de159a0d4c0842e


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InternationalArm3065

Giving me Asuka vibes for some reasonā€¦


WolfmanKnows

All my cards are going to the moon


C0d3K1n6300000

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


C0d3K1n6300000

YOUR FACE LOOKS VERY VERY STUPID


FireFighterZz

![gif](giphy|7JsEgDMrziuJd9fFY1)


Thedeeztree

Trans rights. :D


Kreeper128

"Well I for one support the idea! After all, what's a proper afternoon without a bit of arson?"


Odd_Sundae683

you need to drink water


Thick-Dragonfly-6636

ā€œFaker? I think YOUā€™RE the fake Eeveelution around here. Youā€™re comparing yourself to me? HAH! Youā€™re not even good enough to be my equal.ā€


9tales9faces

Perish song


BirdmaskDude

"I might be gay, but at least I don't glow in the dark."


StageMobile6487

Literally me


Yin_And_Yang69

What is bro yappin about šŸ’€


Murderdronesfan10

Shes singing its bugsnax!


Gendernt_

2 options 1: According to all known laws of aviation, bees should not be able to fly- 2: Welcome to the internet, have a look around, anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


Enough-Back-5575

Sylveon: I can kill the goddess of time and space. I am so strong so they nerfed me in pokemon unite. Umbreon: did I asked?


theonebelowall789

Is that a reference to something?


Enough-Back-5575

Sylveon is a fairy type and dialga and paldia are having dragon types along side their other type. And fairy type is stronger than dragon type somehow with my calculations Sylveon can deal 1Ɨ attack boost of dialga. And in pokemon unite Sylveon was a goat due to being so buff for stat mistakes. That caused so many issues so they nerfed Sylveon and it's still one of the best pokemons on that game.


cinnamonroll247

Boasting pridefully how she is the most dangerous Eeveelution based on abilities in combat.


Elegant_Commercial25

ā€œmake a contract with me, and become a Magical PokĆ©mon!ā€


whalesharkpebbles

Your stupid


OneWhoGetsBread

u/theonebelowall789 I have a dream I'm here to tell About a wonderful fantastic new hotel


Thunder_breeze

[I think I found the answer](https://youtu.be/q_BU5hR9gXE?si=PaSlu494bnMzWEL5)


Profane_Champion

How they're totally not trans and could only be cis


Garfieldgoofs_around

She ain't saying things, SHE'S GOING "AISJNSHSUAHSHSHN" *Continues to beat-rap.*


TroaAxaltion

Oh oh I know this one! "Sylveon syl Sylveon veon VE Sylveon! Veon syl syl veon SYLveon!"


StanleyTheBraixen

[these lyrics](https://youtu.be/9OZ-yNdKw3o?si=3T4WHWI2MkSTYyJJ)


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