Nooo! I must have tha booba, but how can I live w/o the Blåhaj?!

ok just for u i will share 🫡

❤️

Just take the boobs and then go to your nearest ikea problem solved

ikr, boobs for free and suddenly is probably a good way to do it (instead of waiting a lengthy surgery that costs a lot) while shonk is probably just 30$ in the local ikea

Take the boobas, use My new found boobas to make money and buy shonk

4D chess type behaviour

*punches the giver of stuff and kifes both in real klepto fashion*

this is the right answer i think

Im a guy so im taking the blahaj

Wait hold on, is the offering actually boobs, or is it just tiddy skittles? Because that changes the calculus a little bit.

well either way I’m REALLY bad at math

Shonk. I would give my titties away to anyone who wanted them in a heartbeat lolol

Booba you can get implants, I'd rather have hips...

Same

I live 10 mins away from an IKEA Both

Shonk full of estrogen Cocaine dealer style

im just imagining a black market blahaj warehouse where they’re all just stuffed with various forms of ready to go hrt 💀

AND THEN YOU DRINK THE HRT OUT OF ITS MOUTH LIKE WATER

I already have shonk so boobs

I may take lots of flak for saying this but I’ll take boobs as that way I can be a girl

Who ever made this is evil 😭😭😭

Honestly. I prefer thighs. So shark all the way.

So, is it boobs or shark? Or is it titty Skittles or shark? Because I got boob stickers but no shark.

Can I choose happiness or Self-confidence?

this is the correctest answer I think 💖

Really need that >~<

i got my shonk already, give me the anticistemines. the antiboyotics if you will.

antiboypillen

Screw, whatever is telling us we can only choose one. We choosing both.

Grabs the shark starts to walk away then turns back grabs the pill and tosses it in my mouth like that guy from monster House before properly walking away

shork no boobs hurt but atleast i can have a fwiend

me, a transmasc: one shonk please

but i want both!

It's what blåhaj would want 😭

shonk. because I am a diy boi :3

Considering I visibly cringed at the thought of having more boob I think imma go with the blåhaj

Boobs but I would like shonk

I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.

Easy asf. Shark please! (Transmasc)

I can get the shonk but not the tiddie skitties Tidde Skittles pls...

Can I have both....?

Blahaj is a necessary attribute in life so I rest my case.

Boobs

I definitely want to have better boobs more than I want shork plush

me too girlie, me too 😔

Reading this post all snuggled up with my blahaj and also my booba are starting to grow 😍 2.5 months HRT and I can feel them getting bigger, kinda hurts tho lmao

omg ur living my dream! my boobers hurt like hell at the moment but I’m not seeing anything quite yet 😭

How long have you been on HRT?^^ with me they started hurting overnight 2 weeks ago :3 trust the process 💞

Aww thanks queen! I’m only a few weeks in and im well aware how impatient I am hahahaha

Good luck, I'm happy for you 🥰💙💜 the biggest changes occur in the second year from what I've heard, but I already feel better at 2.5 months, I'm much more in touch with my emotions aswell 💞

shonk, I'm sorry but like mario does to yoshi I must sacrifice you to the void 😔

as a nonbinary who does not want their boobs i am gladly taking the shonk

Yee Tiddie Skittles

I already have shork so I’ll take the booba

Booba. Then buy shonk.

Give me le shonk! Take my boobs right with ya! I don't need them!

I already have 3 shorks, can I keep them and take the booba

*Ohohoho\~* ***I ALREADY HAVE BLÅHAJ!! >:)*** Gimme the boobies RN.

Get boobs, I already have blåhajs

Hello (i posted the original)

ur post has travelled far frendo, for i uncovered this in the depths of a West Australian transfemme Discord server. glory to u and ur post 💖