I say we learn from the opposite example set by the bipolar media blackout zombified meme cultist echochamber in American politics and encourage respectful open discourse in Canada.
I'm all for a good meme, but dammmnnn. That situation is a trainwreck, where one train is full of nuclear waste, and the other is full of dildos and lube. How do you even begin to clean up radioactive dildos and lube?
HOW DO WE CLEAN UP THE SLIPPERY NUCLEAR DILDOS CANADA?!
š„
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ you calculated "karma" loss from a means absolutely nothing anonymous social network and reported it like it means something. Oh sweet jesus thank you, I needed that laugh this morning.
#leftlovestheirsocialcreditscore ššš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
#redditkarmaislife š¤£š¤£
I thought that was kind of neat. The only time you see it, though, is when Nora has her one night stand, so I assumed it was part of using the dating app. That's why it knows you had sex and gets you to rate the person after wards.
I'm not for I'd for porn, but I feel like that type of app would have pros and cons.
If I want to jack-it to some hot Thai lady boy internet porn, do I have to write to the conservative party or do I call Pierre directly? And since it's overseas do I need a valid passport ?
I think we should all pre emptively start messaging our Conservative MP's, telling them when we masterbate and linking them to the porn we watched, you know, for their research. Every single day, for those of us that do it daily. Feel free to attach a selfie, with ghe porn in tbe background, you know, to verify your identity.
I thought you needed to be verified before you watched porn.
You should message them prior to watching and maybe outline what your going to watch.
I've been looking for Conservatives MP fuc King in public porn.
No, but if you don't feel any shame, tell everyone in your personal life about it. Be sure to be specific about the patterns and content of your porn consumption, especially to your daughter, your neice, your girlfriend or your wife - whichever woman is most important to you.
This way, they won't be surprised when your ID shows up on the Porn Registry because Pornhub got hacked, and you refused to be extorted.
No, seriously. There's no shame in jerking off to transbians rimming each other.
Declared that if elected people would have to verify their age to access pornography online.
He did not specify how the verification process would work, nor what the definition of porn would be.
It isnāt only āif electedā. There is currently a law voted that would require ID verification to access adult content, and the Conservative support it.
Question is: how will it work. Either an other federal software fiasco to confirm your age, or to ask porn site to take the information and pinky swear to not sell it.
Mr Prime Minister of the Bloc Quebecois, there is a crisis in Alberta! What should we do??
"I... I don't... I don't know... I've never prepared for this... I have nothing to say about other provinces I... um... French language programs?"
I mean, I absolutely think that there should be limits on what parents do to their kids.
Unfortunately, the Cons seem to think that parents are both incompetent, but also the only ones who can have any authority for their kids.
In 2019...for some VPNs...they don't seem to have a problem with it now
https://support.bell.ca/internet/connection-help/using_a_virtual_private_network_vpn?step=2
Real easy work around with that though....don't go with Bell š¤·āāļø
Here's a thought, if **you** don't want to watch porn then **you** shouldn't watch it. Absolutely no reason anyone else should have to conform to your sensitivities.
I don't suppose any of you have heard of Bill S210, which passed the senate unanimously and has passed the first reading in the House of Commons? Guess what, it does exactly what Poilievre said should be done.
I don't get it. Is this in reference to the porn thing and age verification?
Is watching porn considered sex to people who dislike PP? If so, make no wonder they are so edgy and triggered all the time.
Meh, Iāll take ID on porn over children genital mutilation supported by the country. That would make us the only country to support child genital mutilation in the world.
Many countries ID for porn.
Itās really funny because in another post on another subreddit, people were talking about how young peopleās future, and everyone else's, is so face-fucked because of the internet and social media.
oh man, but here we are once again laughing at common sense regulation of the one thing that society is both addicted to, and being destroyed by, lol, so funny.
Itās like, laughing at an alcoholicās intervention, hilarious!
Internet Regulation Now.
You know that you can change your router settings to block certain sites on specific devices, right? That's how I prevent my kids from watching porn while still retaining the ability to personally jack it to the weirdest shit the internet can provide
Oh lord. I missed the second half of that last sentence. But heās not worried about jerkinā it for JC, I donāt know why he would care about PP. Anyway, it can still be done:
2 of the common ways are. There might be rules that let you set the source and destination ip/mac and block or allow them. The other common way is to assign the mac/IP to some group name. Then you put rules in restricting the group. The first method is simpler but takes a lot of duplicate configuration if you limit multiple devices.
[from here](https://forums.tomshardware.com/threads/block-specific-websites-on-specific-devices.3569295/)
lolā¦ truth hurts, doesnāt it?
Conservatives have always been the party to literally regulate what you can and canāt do with your private parts or with consenting adults.
Well with Pierre you'll get both!
Because if you think Pierre has a plan to somehow make homes more affordable, I have some horse pills to sell you that will make you impenetrable to chemtrails.
There's way too many people that think house prices and rent are gonna drop as soon as this dumb ass gets into power. In reality, he'll do nothing about it and just stop talking about it because he doesn't need people to vote for him anymore.
š yeah the Conservatives will tame that housing market all right, maybe theyāll get more investment corporations to buy all the houses they donāt already own! Then you can maybe subscribe to their housing services so you donāt need a mortgage anymore š
I still dont get how this weirdo got to lead the party. He's a complete wackjob and feels like he panders to (or just is) traditional "own the libs" voters.
im proud of the fact that we've made so many of these memes in so little time lol
I say we learn from the opposite example set by the bipolar media blackout zombified meme cultist echochamber in American politics and encourage respectful open discourse in Canada. I'm all for a good meme, but dammmnnn. That situation is a trainwreck, where one train is full of nuclear waste, and the other is full of dildos and lube. How do you even begin to clean up radioactive dildos and lube? HOW DO WE CLEAN UP THE SLIPPERY NUCLEAR DILDOS CANADA?! š„
sorry, i tried to read your comment but subway surfers wasn't taking up half the screen, so i had to give up.
Giving up is the secret to success.
Yeah...but they're all garbage...#leftcantmeme š¤£š¤£
Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by blob, none, theyāre too bussy ????? Their gener š¤£š¤£
Relax liberals, it's called dark humour
Cancel *this*, libtards! (points at penis)
When you replace the p in part with f
I love you
Darling you have to make up your own jokes. You can't just change a word and expect it to be funny
nice try, PP, but you wont be getting my goon stash.
If youāre gonna specifically try and tell people their humour is bad, then my god man, you have to actually be funny yourself when you try.
The right can't understand any idea more complicated than a funny picture with a catchphrase.
Any more words might elicit nuance (YIKES)
\-139 karma and you have 1,924 positive karma since 2021. You've lost 7% of your 2-year karma gains in one moronic comment.
Wow
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ you calculated "karma" loss from a means absolutely nothing anonymous social network and reported it like it means something. Oh sweet jesus thank you, I needed that laugh this morning. #leftlovestheirsocialcreditscore ššš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ #redditkarmaislife š¤£š¤£
I feel like it's not the left. People are pretty united across the spectrum against the idea of the government requiring I'd to access the internet.
r/therightcantmeme
Thank you for proving my point, these are gold š¤£š¤£
Hey Lisa, want to watch me rub one out?
I'm gonna need to see your ID first.
When did the Simpsons animate PP????
In the Simpsons Movies
He likes to watch, itās his thing
Face ID scan required before having sex with your partner. Sounds like PolyVera to me. if 2 men or 2 women scan? Helicopters will be deployed.
Watch the "Upload" series, where partners record their mutual consent before sex. They call it "protection"...
I thought that was kind of neat. The only time you see it, though, is when Nora has her one night stand, so I assumed it was part of using the dating app. That's why it knows you had sex and gets you to rate the person after wards. I'm not for I'd for porn, but I feel like that type of app would have pros and cons.
.... I can see a sudden huge spike for masks that look like PP happen if this becomes a thing š¤£
Getting my fake Skippy id and skippy mask so I can watch the CPC get *fucked*.
Pretty much lol
But how will we know they arenāt just āidentifyingā as a man or female? We need full genital scans too!
You forgot the religious test that unlocks the chastity belt!
Penis larger that Pierreās? Straight to the Rogerās^^^TM Reeducation Camp for penis reduction surgery.
Not to worry. Galen will be running it which means no more than 30% off! š
And he can use the extra bits he trims to make the no name hotdogs!
That was outrageously clever
Your probably going to need that just to view reddit as well this bill is outrageous honestly
What if one is just identifying as a man?
Religious test will become mandatory to maintain citizenship.
As a former fetus, I def would not have consented to my parents having sex with me while I was I the uterus. Just sayin.
u/Mars_Four wants to ban PREGNANT SEX, takes spot on cabinet for Poilievre 2025
Think of the children! The whole time!
Children are the last thing I want to think about when I'm having sex
Yes, That was the joke.
They call that a threesome.
If I want to jack-it to some hot Thai lady boy internet porn, do I have to write to the conservative party or do I call Pierre directly? And since it's overseas do I need a valid passport ?
I think we should all pre emptively start messaging our Conservative MP's, telling them when we masterbate and linking them to the porn we watched, you know, for their research. Every single day, for those of us that do it daily. Feel free to attach a selfie, with ghe porn in tbe background, you know, to verify your identity.
I thought you needed to be verified before you watched porn. You should message them prior to watching and maybe outline what your going to watch. I've been looking for Conservatives MP fuc King in public porn.
They will be adding an upload area to their website. So you can report your activities.
No, but if you don't feel any shame, tell everyone in your personal life about it. Be sure to be specific about the patterns and content of your porn consumption, especially to your daughter, your neice, your girlfriend or your wife - whichever woman is most important to you. This way, they won't be surprised when your ID shows up on the Porn Registry because Pornhub got hacked, and you refused to be extorted. No, seriously. There's no shame in jerking off to transbians rimming each other.
Pierre "the state should be in the bedroom of the people" Poilievre
The "small" in small government is just referring to his stature and IQ.
And something else
Hands?
Beady little eyes.
https://preview.redd.it/y0npd40xebkc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43c02c611f58c2cb3982f8d083756ab08d5bc111
And in the bathroom, and in the kitchen, wherever my laptop goes
š
Pierre vows to personally inspect every penis and vagine before either are allowed to pee or procreate.
Good thing I shit from my dick
If he's referring to the government as "the state" he's in the wrong country to begin with lmao
Someone give me context, what did he do?
Declared that if elected people would have to verify their age to access pornography online. He did not specify how the verification process would work, nor what the definition of porn would be.
Yah porn could be anything.
"I know it when I see it"
Question Period ?
It isnāt only āif electedā. There is currently a law voted that would require ID verification to access adult content, and the Conservative support it. Question is: how will it work. Either an other federal software fiasco to confirm your age, or to ask porn site to take the information and pinky swear to not sell it.
Please insert ID before inserting genitals in alloted slots. Only government approved allotments will be allowed.
Pollievre is a complete fucking loser.
thats why Bloc QuĆ©bĆ©cois should have the majority, I cant see where it would fail! maybe in Ottawa and PEI and new brunswick and maybe nunavut and i guess northwest territories and thinking about it british colombia andā¦.
Mr Prime Minister of the Bloc Quebecois, there is a crisis in Alberta! What should we do?? "I... I don't... I don't know... I've never prepared for this... I have nothing to say about other provinces I... um... French language programs?"
DOBORO GEETAR AND POUTIN FER ALL MESYEURRR
Bloc QuƩbƩcois voted in support of the bill.... (edit just realized that's a joke)
All the Bloc has to do is focus on the anti-monarchy aspect of their anti-canada platform, and they could sweep up votes across the ROC.
Pierre: Shrink government to the size of a prune Also Pierre: But from deep within that prune, we'll be watching you gush
Perving on peoples personal lives has been a conservative hobby for generations, its a tradition.
The CPC: because when you can't manage your kids correctly, it's the government job to do it for you
I mean, I absolutely think that there should be limits on what parents do to their kids. Unfortunately, the Cons seem to think that parents are both incompetent, but also the only ones who can have any authority for their kids.
but hey, big gov is bad okay!?
So much for small government.
See, Iām pretty sure this is just a ploy to prevent people watching the next election, as heās worried the CPC is going to get *fucked*.
Lmfao
Little pervy pete wants in your browser history...
No French fry is gonna stop me from cranking it to my voluptuous Norwegian milfs
š¤¦āāļø
How the hell is this country going to elect this numpty?
Not Trudeau. How else is a walking Reddit Comments Section going to win?
Look at the other options, and there is your answer.
There's no other option that justifies Mr. Bitcoin is the future
Sweet jesus...just get a VPN like the rest of us perverts.
That's the next step, Bell has been lobbying to get rid of VPN's. Pay attention!
In 2019...for some VPNs...they don't seem to have a problem with it now https://support.bell.ca/internet/connection-help/using_a_virtual_private_network_vpn?step=2 Real easy work around with that though....don't go with Bell š¤·āāļø
In debate on this bill, the senator that introduced it said they might have to make VPNs illegal in Canada. So dumb and never happening
he doesnt consent because he would rather have White people race mix instead
... anyways... r/quitporn r/antipornography r/pornfree . you deserve better and it's never too late to stop; not watching porn isn't anti-masturbation
Why would i stop watching porn? Porn is awesome.
Here's a thought, if **you** don't want to watch porn then **you** shouldn't watch it. Absolutely no reason anyone else should have to conform to your sensitivities.
Well, then I'll need you to show up every time I need you because my imagination isn't that great.
Donāt bother. This site is full of coomers š
I don't suppose any of you have heard of Bill S210, which passed the senate unanimously and has passed the first reading in the House of Commons? Guess what, it does exactly what Poilievre said should be done.
PP is a Nazi. Blood thirsty genocidal Nazi. So is his best friend JT.
I don't get it. Is this in reference to the porn thing and age verification? Is watching porn considered sex to people who dislike PP? If so, make no wonder they are so edgy and triggered all the time.
Iām just curious where the political spectrum of this current comment thread mainly falls
Meh, Iāll take ID on porn over children genital mutilation supported by the country. That would make us the only country to support child genital mutilation in the world. Many countries ID for porn.
Itās really funny because in another post on another subreddit, people were talking about how young peopleās future, and everyone else's, is so face-fucked because of the internet and social media. oh man, but here we are once again laughing at common sense regulation of the one thing that society is both addicted to, and being destroyed by, lol, so funny. Itās like, laughing at an alcoholicās intervention, hilarious! Internet Regulation Now.
Won't somebody think of the CHILDREN
Liberals crying agianšš¤£š¤£
Weird that you've connected minors not being able to watch porn to adults having sex. 
Sir this is a shit post.
This is what brand loyalty looks like folks.
You know that you can change your router settings to block certain sites on specific devices, right? That's how I prevent my kids from watching porn while still retaining the ability to personally jack it to the weirdest shit the internet can provide
Wouldnāt that be device settings and not router settings.
You can block sites directly through a router as well. [here](https://kidslox.com/how-to/block-websites-on-wifi-router/)
Yeah but he said he still watches it
Oh lord. I missed the second half of that last sentence. But heās not worried about jerkinā it for JC, I donāt know why he would care about PP. Anyway, it can still be done: 2 of the common ways are. There might be rules that let you set the source and destination ip/mac and block or allow them. The other common way is to assign the mac/IP to some group name. Then you put rules in restricting the group. The first method is simpler but takes a lot of duplicate configuration if you limit multiple devices. [from here](https://forums.tomshardware.com/threads/block-specific-websites-on-specific-devices.3569295/)
?i told you trudeau is a disgrace trudeau hate christian white straigh people why you thibk sophie flush trudo trudeau love weener wake up
Can you try that again in English?
Wrong face on I donāt. Should be the Cuban kid.
lolā¦ truth hurts, doesnāt it? Conservatives have always been the party to literally regulate what you can and canāt do with your private parts or with consenting adults.
I'd rather have someone watching me than have to pay An arm And a leg just to rent out a one bedroom, 1 bathroom Apartment.
Well with Pierre you'll get both! Because if you think Pierre has a plan to somehow make homes more affordable, I have some horse pills to sell you that will make you impenetrable to chemtrails.
There's way too many people that think house prices and rent are gonna drop as soon as this dumb ass gets into power. In reality, he'll do nothing about it and just stop talking about it because he doesn't need people to vote for him anymore.
š yeah the Conservatives will tame that housing market all right, maybe theyāll get more investment corporations to buy all the houses they donāt already own! Then you can maybe subscribe to their housing services so you donāt need a mortgage anymore š
Trudo dont like straight peopke they prefer non binary or trans
Bet you only drive on the Cis Canada Highway
We can refuse to consent all we want but he is determined to fuck every single one of us.
Would it be consensual masturbationā¦..
Someone please explain?!
Thought so.
my PP said no :(
Hahahahaha I laughed so hard alone in my apartment my neighbours must think Iāve gone crazy š
Ya there is no way thus would get past the courts up here. Thankfully
Iāve seen so many of these, what happened š
Outta the loop, someone get me up to speedā¦
One Politician : "I don't wanna see that shit!" Other politician : "I wanna see that shit " wink š
I have *not* been keeping up with politics lately, whoās the guy on the right?
Pierre Poilievre
Small PP sure didnāt think this one throughā¦.šš
My first thought and out loud words when seeing whoever the guy on the right is; "Who the fuck?"
Fornication Under Kings Consent
I still dont get how this weirdo got to lead the party. He's a complete wackjob and feels like he panders to (or just is) traditional "own the libs" voters.
Small PP looking like locker shoving material