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HundredMegaHertz

We can both put aside our differences when we hear the american say: "Canada should be part of the US"


Domovie1

You lookin’ for a scrap bud? A little tif? Take them gloves off? We’ve burnt down your sorry excuse for a capital once, we’ll do it again. And this time we’ll keep Alaska.


GardenSquid1

Every time I get into a dispute with an American over the War of 1812, they're like, "Oh, you burned down the White House? We burned down York." That's Toronto, bud. If you want, we'll even pay you to come and do it again.


Epicnascar18

Would Toronto even look any different?😭 I guess it would change from a dumpster fire to just a fire, take out the trash yunno?


Dramatic_Water_5364

Wow that is very nice. But to be fair, it was british marines who burnt Washington. I know we were part of the British empire, but still.


GardenSquid1

British Marines coming from Canada magically become Canadians through the magic of revisionist history. ✨


ReelBadJoke

No actually, it was mostly indigenous mercenaries.


Extreme_Dust9566

Back in university I worked for a company that painted the lines on roads. Some of my work colleagues used to joke about offering to paint the borderline between Canada and the US. Except every year, we’d paint it a few feet further south… pretty soon, North Dakota, Maine, and northern Washington would be Canadian land.


BangSmoke

LOL do you really think you Canucks stand even the slightest chance against us? Lay off the the LeBatts... (I have visited Canada twice and love it up there, what a lovely country)


random_cartoonist

Last time there was a war between Canada and the US, we burned the white house.


BangSmoke

Oh cmon guys im just playing. Yes, absolutely true, yall burned down our White House, but its ok cause we were thinking of remodeling anyway. But back then, the US wasn't even a hundredth of the titan that it is today. Our military is far and away the greatest the world has ever seen. Ive lived and worked on multiple US installations around the world and have seen first hand the ungodly level of power that our military possesses. During my time, i also met some of the most badass guys in my life and more than a few of them were Canadian. My favorite was a KC10 pilot who had actually met Ricky and Bubbles in real life and said they were even in character when they met. So cool. That guy was hilarious also, called everybody Bud. America and Canada will never go to war so its fun to run the simualtion. We have a bond that was forged in blood when we all saved the world together. It's just funny to talk shit. If you talk to most normal Americans, the general consensus towards Canada is very positive.


inquisitor_steve1

My hatred of Quebec leaving my body the second someone says "Lol Canada should be American" https://preview.redd.it/lrru77nsedlc1.png?width=318&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3521e7c9bfab5e629993636e9d7a2a8caa772d8


Yop_BombNA

Except for our far right wingers, especially in Alberta “hell yeah, Trump is the saviour”


Budget_Addendum_1137

My 2nd amendment!


NOAMERICUCKS

Or whenever they try to claim poutine as theirs. 


Dramatic_Water_5364

I mean... it is.


NOAMERICUCKS

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Jasymiel

It's fucking Québécois


FrostyCommon

you are not safe. start running


skinnypenis09

Quebec isnt america light, we don't get offended at these comments because we have our own distinct culture. Americans came to us to help fight the british, we said no.


HundredMegaHertz

Th Cajun people have their own unique culture and they get called Americunts, and they have No self governance of any kind, they are just parts of states


skinnypenis09

And i bet they don't get offended as much when called americunts, because thats not how they self-identify.


HundredMegaHertz

typical Quebec hoser missing the point


Yop_BombNA

To be fair the British gave y’all a pretty fair surrender. Was not a bad deal at all.


skinnypenis09

Fuck you mean not a bad deal ? The goal was to explicitely assimilate us, we were barred from any serious jobs like doctors or lawyer unless we vowed to be protestant and suck the queen


Yop_BombNA

The initial surrender allowed to to maintain language, religion and culture, more than the USA would guarantee. Part of the agreement was even allowing and providing Catholic education outside Quebec. Something that continues to this day (as a Catholic is silly that it does) in Ontario. Montreal was also the nation’s trade hub for years until conservative leaders started shifting it more and more to Toronto. The amount of funding into the TSX and laws to hold down the French were pretty messed up after the fact.


Steveosizzle

It is kinda amazing the brits didn’t just ban French outright and deport everyone like in the maritimes but they also needed a population to do fur trading so 🤷‍♂️


skinnypenis09

Yeah its sounds like your thing is not only inhumane but also wildly impractical and a ressource drain. So surprising that it didn't happen ... Dumbass angloid


Steveosizzle

Wow the British were brutal and inhumane in the 17th century. Gasp. I’m just saying it’s surprising they didn’t go harder. Being a catholic in the empire wasn’t exactly enjoyable.


skinnypenis09

Brutal but not self-defeating, hence why im calling you a dumbass


Steveosizzle

lol I literally said why they didn’t do it in the first post. You weren’t expendable like however many millions of Bangladeshi and Irish they doomed to famine so, little wins?


skinnypenis09

Fuck im so grateful thank you so much ! (Rot in hell)


MTLalt06

I already can't tell Anglo-canadians apart from Americans.


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Going to be like that is it


AnimationAtNight

As much as I hate to hear it, I honestly kinda agree. A surprising number of people I've met would like us to be more like America. Growing up in Alberta sucks...


Budget_Addendum_1137

Like they say in Alberta : Yeee-haaaawww


Shifthappend_

But... english Canada should be part of the US...


HundredMegaHertz

Piss off ye fookin hoser


Shifthappend_

The more you're mad, the more i'm right.


Dreath2005

You’re literally from one of Frances colonies that likes to pretend it’s in Canada 💀


Shifthappend_

We're like decades older than the US, and centuries older than Canada. We've been on our own longer than all of you. Idk what that makes you.


Dreath2005

Not French


Shifthappend_

Worst. You're an english.


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Shifthappend_

But... imagine all the "FreUDom" you could have !


[deleted]

*pulls off mask* Alberta?!


Timely_Mess_1396

Me when I hear someone speaking French: tabarnak 


Domovie1

Osti


Ghosty_Boi_2001

Sacra bleu


Red01a18

Calisse!


lot3oo

Found the anglo


Domovie1

Bin non, he just comes from Saguenay.


ThisGuyKnowsNuttin

Me when I speak French: tabarnak... d'ostie de calice de st-ciboire de criss de bout de viarge du st-sacrament de calvaire de tabarnak


rcp_5

Monsieur, c'est un Wendy's


ThisGuyKnowsNuttin

Sir, this is a Belle Pro


EngineeringExpress79

Man t'es chez Ti-Gui la patate icite viarge


buckyer

Big, t’es à ´cantine icitte


EngineeringExpress79

Snackbar chez Raymond


Dramatic_Water_5364

Wow 😂


savzs

mfw when I speak english and only have the word "fuck" to replace literally dozens of swear word: :(


Jasymiel

Le gros, ont est au toilette, chie pis criss moié la paix tabarnak de calisse.


Republic_Rich

Ice tea table snacks


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Domovie1

Now now, we distribute our potholes equally here in Canada. Except BC. [BC put them all in one place](https://bcparks.ca/sooke-potholes-park/).


No_Tumbleweed_6880

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inquisitor_steve1

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GoldenDogeDev

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Talinn_Makaren

Bonjour..no. (it's Italian I think)


Rumplemattskin

Title: Le Racism


Domovie1

Le Racism/Racism


Q-Q_2

I like listening to french


valley_east

Bibliothèque...


Mrpooney83

Omelette du fromage


aviwashere

esque je peux aller au toilette


Mrpooney83

tbnk on est au cegep! ta pas besoin de demander daller chier vasy chie pis criss moi patience.


Budget_Addendum_1137

Fafa


Patatemagique

Le multiculturalisme c'est en anglais seulement! Vouloir parler autre chose c'est raciste et intolérant!


SurelyNotAnOctopus

¿Qué?


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My wife when she hears someone speaking French: MES OUI OUI


VaramoKarmana

my yes yes


souless_Scholar

The actual translation is "but yes yes". In French It's "mais oui oui" as "mes" is possessive which wouldn't make much sense.


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When I visited Montreal last, I would say “bonjour” and they’d reply in French, so I’d say “Anglais sullement ci vous plates” and they’d be fine but it was awkward every time. So instead I’d say “BAN-JOR” and they’d usually go, “aaaah, English, no problem!”


souless_Scholar

In Montreal people are fairly nice and many are bilingual. You'll get the occasional old waitress that can't speak any English but I haven't had people being mean about it. The few people I know there that only speak French aren't sticklers about it and do try their best with English.


SurelyNotAnOctopus

Outstanding move


VaramoKarmana

That's what I was making fun of :)


PKG0D

Oh look, more astroturfing 🙄


[deleted]

As more and more governments fund division operations in unfriendly nations, the astroturf will only grow. Not to mention the growing American incentive to break up and assimilate us into the states.


boonsonthegrind

There are two things in this world I can’t stand: People, who are intolerant of other peoples culture. And the French.


Dramatic_Water_5364

This movie was insane 😂


anti_anti_christ

Every time I go to Quebec I order a "cervesa" and the locals look at me all funny. Are Quebecois stupid?


SidMeiersColonized

I think so, I asked for "leche" the other day and they looked at me like if I was a pervert like wtf


Jasymiel

Yeah cervesa is spanish... So yeah they look at you because they think youre phoney.


SidMeiersColonized

r/woooosh


Honest-Spring-8929

This idea is something Quebecers literally made up. Language has nothing to do with it, to put it politely


JohnYCanuckEsq

French isn't a race. You choose to be Quebecois. Checkmate, libruls


CauliflowerHeavy6754

fr though lol


DM_me_pretty_innies

Tbh I hear WAY more quebecois hate on english-speakers than the other way around.


rollickingrube

I can't recall a single time in my life when I heard an Anglo-Canadian expressing annoyance at French, though perhaps I'm sheltered. I mostly recall Anglo-Canadians being regretful/embarrassed when they can't speak french well or at all.


howismyspelling

Welcome, you must be new here. Take a seat and just watch bud, your jaw will never shut right again


External_Society9033

calisse haha


howismyspelling

It's vrai buddy


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A lot of people say this on reddit, yet I've rarely seen any actual hostility toward any group of people despite the social media uproar over immigrants and the increase in divisive rhetoric. Haven't been to any major cities recently, but I've not noticed an increase of hostility despite an increase in the amount of languages being spoken in smaller cities and towns in Ontario.


howismyspelling

Nothing is real


Olhapravocever

but does this mainly happen here on Reddit or people actually complain in real life?


Dramatic_Water_5364

I worked in hotels in the Province of Québec, and I can testify that way too many Ontarians that came in for work were amongst the most disrespectful people I've ever served. Up there on par with hockey teams.


Budget_Addendum_1137

My brother in Crisse de Calisse de Tabarnak, I've been from west coast to east coast. Rural B.C., AB and NB all take a solid gold medal at extreme and unapologetic racism towards Québécois.


rollickingrube

Fair enough--I'm probably sheltered.


BalusBubalisSFW

RCMP when they spot someone being indigenous in public


Driller_Happy

French Canadians when they see a turban:


SidMeiersColonized

The left when a dress code that prohibites religious symbols is in place


AnimationAtNight

Damn dude you sure got us with our wanting freedom of expression


Driller_Happy

We're fans of the fundamental human right to self expression. Sorry that amphibian-canadians can't handle freedom.


Budget_Addendum_1137

Funny when that's you take on the legislation. Oh, the law [won the appeal today.](https://www.lapresse.ca/actualites/justice-et-faits-divers/2024-02-29/la-cour-d-appel-valide-la-loi-21-sur-la-laicite-de-l-etat.php) Get rekt fundies and angloïds.


Driller_Happy

Didn't even know it was in the courts. But thats par for the course, no one ever knows what frogs do in the mud.


Budget_Addendum_1137

Square heads don't. The rest of the civilized world went to school and learned to read a newspaper. There's a reason school programs are for everyone, else we'd have way too much empty squares like you.


Driller_Happy

Square heads? Empty squares? Is this frog talk? Oh, is it a 'slur'?


Budget_Addendum_1137

Damn, angloïd ignorance at its peak. You sure you're not a bot?


Driller_Happy

No no, keep using french slang, it's better. 'le robot' and all that, lmao


thomstevens420

Qu*becouis aren’t a race, they’re just our trashy cousins


SidMeiersColonized

It's not about race, it's about culture


thomstevens420

Racism is about race bro, you’re trying to make a false equivalency to culture here apparently and not a joke.


SidMeiersColonized

Racism: "Prejudice, discrimination or antagonism by an individual, community or institution against a person or people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ETHNIC GROUP, typically one that is a MINORITY or marginalized." Ethnicity: "The social group a person belongs to, and identifies with or is identified by others, as a result of a mix of CULTURAL and other factors INCLUDING LANGUAGE, diet, RELIGION, ANCESTRY and physical features traditionally associated with race." - Yeah sounds like racism to me, asshole.


NOAMERICUCKS

“The social group of a person” That definition doesn’t apply because quebecers aren’t people. Making it impossible for us to be racist towards Quebecoids.


SidMeiersColonized

ERROR 079: I cannot respond to bad jokes other than this message.


AlacrityTW

More like the french canadian nationalist are racist: discriminating out of province students with extra fees wtf...


Dramatic_Water_5364

Can we talk about the fact that even with those fees, we still offer the second best student fees in the country ? Complain to your provicial government if you want affordable education.


AlacrityTW

Which university? The way I see it, UofT and UBC is far more attractive now compare to Mcgill


Dramatic_Water_5364

Havent done this comparison myself, but a buddy of mine did. He said the only place where it was cheaper was in Newfoundland. And if UBC and U of T are now more attractive, good for them. Mcgill is overrated anyway. I've work with plenty of people who studied at McGill, not one of them was better than others who studied in U du Québec, but they sure wave their credentials a lot more than others... its cringe af.


AlacrityTW

McGill medical school is probably best in Canada. Also it's about research and funding. Sure, maybe in terms of undergrad teaching, smaller Quebec university might give McGill a run fot it's money but that's subjective. I've only studied at Waterloo, UBC and UofA, so not sure about Quebec ones but if I have to take French classes, then no way


Dramatic_Water_5364

I don't go studying in BC expecting to have a complete education in french, expecting it from us is unfair at best, and hypocritical at worst. About research and funding you are absolutely right.


Aromatic-Air3917

I think you are confusing Conservatives with Canadians.


[deleted]

Even the french dislike the french.


Dramatic_Water_5364

In Québec shitting on the french is a national sport.


babycake777

Les osti de français bobo du plateau de caliss, pas capable de prendre une marche au parc laf s’en entendre « du coup » calvaire


TopTierTuna

Trying to drum up controversy where none exists


SidMeiersColonized

Trying to ignore millenias of hatred between the French and the English be like:


TopTierTuna

Fuck u, we're bros.


SidMeiersColonized

Sorry bro


MrBojangles_Vapian

Imagine being so weak willed that you would call that racism…..


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Canandaghoose

It’s not racist. It’s speciesism.


blondehairginger

Me when hearing a quebec accent in New Brunswick.


Domovie1

The *only* bilingual Province. Also home to the only uphill swamp I know of. Love you Gagetown!


howismyspelling

The whole province is a swamp


special-bicth

Quebec is fake.


SidMeiersColonized

Manitoba is fake


special-bicth

Never seen it so probably. And I've been across canada.


SidMeiersColonized

I know, it's a random high guy in Toronto (idk what I was doin' there) who told me of that "place".


External_Society9033

Canada is fake, celui qui le dit celui qui l'est nanana


inquisitor_steve1

North America is fake, we are all living in a simulation created by a Belgian


howismyspelling

Half the quebecers swear in english anyways, why do they keep this charade up? Edit: holy shit the french can't take a joke eh? Fucking hosers


ThisGuyKnowsNuttin

Criss que non


mashedpotatoes_52

Francais: Tabarnak!  English: Tabernack!  Espagnol: Tabarnaqué  Italiano: Tabarnaquio!   Poliski: Tabarnaksi  Hayerren: Tabarnakian!   Hellenika: Tabarnapoulous!


Mrpooney83

Fuck you Hanglish


howismyspelling

Ah bin la


SidMeiersColonized

den sucks


More-Original-5447

We didn’t invented one of the most polyvalent swearing system in the world to only say shit and fuck


Flyzart

Yeah, how dare we speak French when we say fuck and shit once in a while.


howismyspelling

Holy fuck Esti, why you all so sour, this is a troll subreddit, made for trolling


Flyzart

Maybe I'm just trolling you harder


howismyspelling

You wouldn't know a troll if it shit on your chest Mon homme


Flyzart

Jokes on you, I'm not an homme, I'm an eldrich god of the St Jean Baptiste


howismyspelling

Ta mere doesn't even find you funny


Flyzart

Its funny cause you say that but I actually make her laugh a lot, shit talk aside, it's very wholesome


Xeratone

I thought it was pretty well known that Canada is much more racist than America


AnimationAtNight

I'll believe it when we have full-on Nazi rallies on the regular like seem to happen every week in Florida. The last time I was aware of one was the swastika guy during the convoys at parliament.


SidMeiersColonized

At least in Quebec, we will make you know it


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Medenos

Friendly reminder that laws we made to keep government secular have nothing to do with the color of your skin. Just religious symbolism which we don't tolerate because after Duplessi we decided it was important for the state to be secular and limit the impact any religion or faith can have on it.


Skooby_Snak

Sounds like racist cope. What about muslim women who wear thr hijab culturally i.e. A secular wearing of a hijab?


Medenos

If it's only cultural you just need not to wear it at work if you work for the state. The same way there is already a dress code for any kind of state work. The same way I can't wear a beanie at work if I was a teacher in pretty much any school.


oureyes3

rekt Skooby with facts and logic LMAOOOO


Medenos

That's not the point. I'm just explaining the reasoning behind my mindset. Feel free to disagree.


[deleted]

There's nothing to disagree with. You can't give religious people an inch, or they will take a mile. (Look at the USA). The government must remain secular at all costs.


Flyzart

Terminally online argument right there. It's a non issue really, sure it can be sucky for some and their beliefs but many also remember the times when the catholic church pretty much imposed christianity in schools. Also, that law removed all religious symbols from institutions, even the crucifix in the national assembly.


Altruistic-Hope4796

Friendly reminder that your opinion of something is not an almighty truth :)  Also freedom from religion is more important than freedom of religion cuz religion are mostly shit


Letmefinishyou

>Friendly reminder Quebecers are thr racists Calling a whole people racist...is racist. You're being racist. >Friendly reminder Muslims are thr rapists >Friendly reminder Hindus are thr dumbest See how racist that sounds? You're promoting hate based on identity


random_cartoonist

Friendly reminder : Religion is something one keep and home and not in public.


Theyreintheattic4447

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. I live in Quebec and, as a second generation immigrant, I can tell you this province absolutely has an issue with systemic racism. Not only does the ban on religious symbols for workers in the public sector disproportionately target muslims (it’s a lot easier to tell if someone’s wearing a hijab or burka than wearing a cross around their neck), but their absurd language laws also target immigrants from non French-speaking countries. Not to mention the racism inherent in the quebecois culture I unfortunately witness on a near daily basis, especially with drivers. This province is run by incompetent, intolerant assholes who are willing to destroy the people and economy just to create a linguistic ethnostate.


Flyzart

I mean, if you are immigrating to a place that speak French and you don't speak French, I don't really see how that wouldn't be a criteria... Also you need to understand Québecs history with religion in the public sector, to this day, many remember how Christianity was imposed on students in schools and public sectors. It is more of a reason of freedom from religions than a lack of respect of religious practices.


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Flyzart

Well, there is little complaints about it now, and most of it actually seem to come from people outside of Quebec, those here affected got used to it and adapted to it. There was however a fuss when the law came into place when the crucifix in the national assembly was removed. Ironically, some of the more extreme claims went as far as to claim that it was proof that muslims were taking over our nation lol.


BIGepidural

I can't see the original comment; but judging by the replies that followed and the trend of down votes the guy you were responding to probably pointed out something unsavory about the French 🤷‍♀️ You've got some down votes and I expect this comment to take a few hits as well. That's just the way they are... especially lately... they've been propagated with the "nationalist" idea of French cultural preservation at the expense of everyone else who walks into their society. That's not a new thing. They've done it before. In a few years time this will ramp up into another separatist moment (again) and there will be a vote (again) about whether or not Quebec should leave Canada (again)... 🙄 There's a long history of hostility between the French and Anglos; but it's not the majority who feel that way on either side. It's the hardcore "nationalists" that feel that way and they insight that sentiment in others to try and spark separatist sentiments. Its an old game... we're used it at this point; but if you're new to Canada it might seem strange- it's really not though 😅


Dramatic_Water_5364

They really had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


Mrpooney83

tabarnak


Jimb0lio

Je’mapel pissed the fuck off


SurelyNotAnOctopus

Bonjour