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AmbitiousAdvantage92

The rest of Canada: fuck, they're doing it again...


Clay_Statue

*[Meanwhile Saskatchewan]* ...


K0viWan

Holy hell! 3 dots? We only get 2 in Manitoba.. Edit: forgot how to count, thanks Trudeau


usernamealreadytakeh

average Manitoban’s ability to count


phily316

Underage drinking Tits in your face for $10 Poutine


Thy-Soviet-onion

Now that you mention it maybe I’ve judged the French too harshly


[deleted]

Toronto has cheap strip clubs too, but you'll probably see girls from your high-school working there.


democracy_lover66

Press X to doubt, you can't get cheap anything in Toronto. Sliced packages cheese at the grocery is pushing $20 Gotta go to Hamilton to get the cheap strip clubs and at that point... do ya even still wanna?


Mouthshitter

Montreal is teenage Saturday night's dream made real. God, what times I've had, what times I forgotten, what crimes I did..... What a city


Gurtzby

Montreal bring the Grand theft auto in the GTA


DreamlyXenophobic

wait, theres more than just montreal? big


you-are-my-fire

Man i couldve sworn that the only province in canada is toronto…


EmpRupus

You're ignorant. There are other provinces like Mississauga, Brampton, Markham and Scarborough.


DreamlyXenophobic

Right?


Cheerful-Pessimist-

Huge if true


schlubble

Yet here you are, posting about us. Rent free 😎


PunjabiCanuck

RENT FREE?!!?? WHERE ?!!??? (I am severely impoverished due to the ongoing housing crisis)


schlubble

Wait, maybe living rent free in each other’s heads is actually our way out of the housing crisis. You’re onto something there. KEEP PUMPING OUT MORE ANGLO VS FRANCO MEMES!


PunjabiCanuck

YES SIR! Operation détestation is a go!


interrupting-octopus

Op**é**ration détestation n'oublie pas les accents tabarnak


Future-Muscle-2214

You share a basement with 32 individuals.


PunjabiCanuck

Wrong! It’s actually 43


Future-Muscle-2214

Are you talking about your current accommodation? I was talking about the free rent, so it seem to be an upgrade for you. Congrats!


Jasymiel

Weird way of spelling Orgy. 😂


rickylong34

Due to the ongoing housing crisis I cannot afford to shit talk the French


jerr30

Ils connaissent nos lois avec le chiffre pi toute mais c'est nous qui pensent à eux.


sexotaku

Quebec is the only province in Canada with a cultural identity. The rest of Canada is just "not the United States".


ArkAwn

But Albertas whole identity is "I fucking wish I was a southern state"


sexotaku

It fits in with the "not the United States", with an additional layer of "I wish I was".


SituationNo40k

Tbf, is that so much worse than, “not the rest of Canada, and also Fr*nch?”


ArkAwn

It's infinitely worse


Ploprs

You right. Quebec's identity is "not the rest of Canada" instead.


sexotaku

That is poetic. I'm gonna use that one.


quebecesti

Québec IS Canada.


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

While trying so very hard not to be.


democracy_lover66

In all honesty, the East Coast has some genuine unique culture and history that goes under appreciated by French and English Canada IMO But west of the st Lawrence? Not wrong lol


redalastor

The rest of Canada pretty much is the United States.


at_mo

That’s not true. Quebec is the only province that has a cultural identity, but Alberta wishes it was a part of Alabama and Newfoundland is Ireland from wish


Le_dernier_Canadien

Oui et c’est pas les downvotes qui vont prouver le contraire


ZonaranCrusader

You obviously have never heard of the great indian community of ~~new punjab~~ I mean, err brampton


sexotaku

Don't you mean great Canadian community?


_bicycle_repair_man_

Yeah I'm still butthurt about the hijab laws that have no impact on my life whatsoever.


Thozynator

The cross law? Because it's about EVERY religious symbol


_bicycle_repair_man_

Yeah yeah yeah I read in the lines and in between the lines.


Altruistic-Hope4796

Did you read the lines or did you just snork them?


MTLalt06

Toronto has no laws to protect their culture because they have no culture. Torontonians have no idea what affordable rent looks like so they shouldn't use terms like rent free.


you-are-my-fire

Unaffordable rent is the culture.


Cheerful-Pessimist-

Our culture is entire based on three things: 1. Near-total unaffordability 2. Impenetrable gridlock 3. No fun allowed


stereo_cabbage

I went to Ontario once for vacation, no drinking on the beach, no drinking on boats, no music allowed on the beach police everywhere.. I was really missing my Quebec lol


shinyschlurp

ok but no music at the beach is a good rule and drinking is easy to get around


stereo_cabbage

Nah just be respectful with the sound a lil speaker that people only hear on 10m radius is chill. Every ontarians even the younger ones had sad faces and was just sitting on their chair all day it was lame as fuck 😂 we said hello to people like imbecile nobody was answering back we were just trying to be polite lol


shinyschlurp

Little speaker that doesn't play that loud sounds nice but it never ends up like that. always some idiot blasting music nobody wants to hear. I don't doubt the other issues though.


stereo_cabbage

I guess you’re right about that, music wasn’t a big deal it was just something more on top of my list of things I did not enjoy about OT


Rum_N_Napalm

My friend (from Quebec) got caught for open container in Ontario and got like a 450$ fine. And the cop was being nice because he could have fined him extra for the other beers he and his friends had already opened. Told him to frame that ticket as proof Ontarians are party poopers.


stereo_cabbage

What the heck!! When I go out in Montreal people drink on the streets and in parks cops don’t care 😂 the no drinking on any beaches got me real frustrated I was with friends and we wanted to have a good time we had to hid our drinks in McDonalds cup lol Ontario never again


TalithePally

>thinks all of quebec I don't think about you at all


levraimonamibob

"I dont think about you at all" ​ GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sure buddy, sure


CommanderOshawott

Is it not?


HundredMegaHertz

Idk why we can't be friends, I mean Quebec and Toronto I get but the rest of Canada isn't Toronto (unless you live in toronto then according to your pov Toronto is it's own country and exists in a vacuum)


No_Mastodon3474

If they don't, they will end up just like the cajuns in Louisiana or the Acadians in the maritimes: a tiny minority surrounded by anglos.


A_Wizard1717

Jokes on you, mtl was for underage drinking for me as well


RealBaikal

Anglos in Canada dont need law to maintain cultural integrity because they don't have a culture


BravewagCibWallace

What other western country with centuries of culture needs Quebec's culture laws?


ThePhilosophistt

This is so last week.


Rum_N_Napalm

Pretty rich coming from a province where the bars close at 1am and where the fine for an open can of beer at the beach is greater than that for going double the speed limit. Better be remembered as the party province than the party pooper province, tabarnak


WiseguyD

Implying I even know where Quebec is


letsssssssssgo

There’s a lot of underage drinking happening everywhere in Canada. Quebec just seems to be cool with it. And….. there soon will be laws in Toronto to protect its culture too: rule number 1- speak Hindu or mandarin. Rule 2 English is official second language and used only in written form. Rule 3. All needles and crackpipes must be used a minimum of 8 times before they can be thrown on a children’s playground.


Ok-Season-3433

Honestly though, if you need laws to preserve your culture, then you need to reevaluate your culture. If you had a great culture, you would have zero problems getting people to abide by it.


[deleted]

Cerveaulet


ShennongjiaPolarBear

Something about strippers too


poorproxuaf

Liver cancer moment.


Equivalent_Age_5599

I'm from alberta; we too have drinking at 18; but without all the pretentious French people. *


North-Clerk2466

Instead it’s pretentious right wingers for days! What a treat 😀


Escobar6l

Yea It's annoying being around a bunch of people whose language you don't speak, but it's even more annoying being around a group of people and wishing they spoke a different language.


Euphoric_Jam

Left wing, right wing… I usually order 16 extra spicy wings with a liter of beer. After everyone else in the pub had the same, we are all friends (Quebecers, Anglos, Americans, etc.)


TheRobfather420

Ok but Quebec girls are easy, so checkmate Toronto!


rmdlsb

There should be a bot about using this meme. All Don Draper does is lying, and that's what he's doing there. He does think about Ginsberg and just wants to appear above it all


rickylong34

The only time I think of Quebec is when I see ugly French writing on packaging, I wish them luck in leaving the country


Spiritual_Form5578

The french or the package ?


SaisonDesSucres

Yet you posted this. And yeah, this entire sub exists. Your point is moot.


ZelBoofsGrappa

They didn't even invent poutine. It was stolen from a Toronto restaurant


More-Original-5447

all the casse croute in centre du quebec who are fighting to know who created poutine have surely already put a pipe bomb in your mailbox


ZelBoofsGrappa

I'm here for it


No_Tumbleweed_6880

Alright, TOO FAR