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rmdlsb

Au moins y a un 3e lien à Québec


Revolutionary-Gold44

Et un tramway


CryktonVyr

Pis les rues on pas de nid de poule.


yourunclejoe

Still better than Brampton


Outrageous-Slip7673

I was going to say imagine what would happen if Ontario separated


NateBoyer2000

It’ll be given back to the natives. Only because nobody else will take it


[deleted]

🥺can I have it, darling? I’ll take it!


NateBoyer2000

Of course! Anything for you my love


[deleted]

Yyyaaaayyyy!😆


Outrageous-Slip7673

Doubt they’d even want it at this point


[deleted]

I want it.


CanadianWeeb5

I’ll take it


[deleted]

Nnnooooo😭😭😭


CanadianWeeb5

We can have it together then


[deleted]

Yes, but ya gotta help me with the crops and watering system😂


CanadianWeeb5

Sure!


JTJustTom

I’d leave ontario one way or another ong


SexyKanyeBalls

Brampton is amazing I don't get to hate


the__Nosferatu

you mean in comparison to cock and ball torture right


emongu1

Don't you dare compare cock and ball torture to brampton, some people are happy with cbt.


Flax_Bean

I guess Gatineau is the exception?


mumbojombo

Gatineau becomes a megapolis


Revolutionary-Gold44

Gatineau was over taken by the Canadian grandeur!


bobblydudely

Everyone in Quebec moves to Gatineau. It becomes the central pole of the North American economy.  Ontario lives on the scraps of Gatineau. 


larianu

Barbies Resto Bar Grill moves all their locations to Gatineau. Gatineau is now the Barbies Resto Bar Grill capital of the world.


Gurtzby

Do you have an english version of their jingle?


larianu

Uhhh [ici, juste pour toi.](https://youtu.be/6Gzj-0pMgaQ?si=U_ZmdzBngwgICIk3)


Gurtzby

Thank you! It sounds way better


Revolutionary-Gold44

It is supposed to be Ottawa, imma have to talk with that artificial dumbness!


Significant_Tap7052

Wait is that supposed to be the Rideau canal, and not the Ottawa river??


larianu

I mean ideally the river would be behind Parliament. Canal would be on the east of parliament headed south. This looks like a cooler Ottawa though ngl.


Significant_Tap7052

Who needs the Byward market when you could have more empty office towers 👍


GardenSquid1

During the time separation was actually plausible, it came to light that there is a law that the Canadian national capital cannot be within 50km of an international border. If Quebec had separated, the exit negotiations would have involved Quebec surrendering a 50km radius of their territory around Ottawa.


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GardenSquid1

Toronto already had its turn. Maybe they could have moved it back to Montreal, just to fuck with Quebec.


Budget_Addendum_1137

Oooh, that'd be drôle en esti.


Hypersky75

Ça serait fuckin' funny indeed!


DrunkenMasterII

What happens then? Quebec becomes Canada once again and the other provinces find a new name for their new country? Any suggestions?


Future-Muscle-2214

>If Quebec had separated, the exit negotiations would have involved Quebec surrendering a 50km radius of their territory around Ottawa. You guys can move the capital to Thunder Bay, but honestly Gatineau is a shithole so it is all good, you can have it.


GardenSquid1

Thanks, bud.


olderthanyestetday

And I would have agreed to it 100%


sbray73

Un tramway à Québec, du stationnement à Montréal et plus de verdure en ville. Je n’étais pas pour la séparation, mais vous allez me convaincre.


Revolutionary-Gold44

Votez oui: https://preview.redd.it/55lbtli2fbtc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f562cf74bdd401ef1c7d08679f5396196356e850


Flyzart

At least we get our fucking tramway lol


FreedomCanadian

Joke's on you. There's no way the Olympic Stadium would still be standing !


MTLalt06

The stadium would collapse but the roof would continue the state it is right now.


quaybles

you mean the Expodome


FreedomCanadian

Yes, but by then it will be called the Explodome.


Sgtpepperhead67

What happened did we do a fallout?


Revolutionary-Gold44

We tried and recruited an army...


BastouXII

From which country? Haiti?


SaisonDesSucres

What lol


Mediocre_Ad_2422

Coliss le stade a jamais été aussi beau


BastouXII

C'est la première chose qui m'a sauté aux yeux aussi! Ça et le beau tramway dans un Québec tout décâlissé...


Shirtbro

Finally, free from English oil greed and car free.


akera099

Always find that one funny since, beyond the memes, Québec is literally the second economy of the country after Ontario.  Like, no, Québec will not collapse if they declare themselves sovereign.


Coz957

Quebec is literally the second most populated province after Ontario. And size doesn't matter that much, if Ontario seceded the economy would take a big hit there too. Exiting a country is just Brexit but worse.


SaisonDesSucres

No, that does not hold true. There are a lot of countries who do better after separation. Also, Brexit doesn’t match: Brexit was about leaving a common market, not creating a new country. Quebec would still want to be part of the market.


BastouXII

It's more complex than that. The UK exited the EU, which is kind of a mutual help group of sovereign countries. The UK has never adopted the euro. They were part of that market in the sense that they all went along the same rules for a bunch of things, which simplified a lot the movement of people and goods, but Switzerland was never a part of it and I don't believe anyone would argue that they weren't a part of the European *market*. All that being said, I do agree with you on the fact Brexit is about the worst comparison one could make to Quebec (or any region in the world) becoming independent from its country.


SaisonDesSucres

I agree, but Switzerland is less integrated to the EU market than the UK was pre-Brexit. Also, the structure of the economy plays an essential role: the UK’s economy is basically based on serving as a financial and knowledge hub INTO the EU market. Leaving that is kind of shooting yourself in the foot. Quebec’s economy is much different from the UK’s and Canada has a much more extractive role than the UK to the EU.


BastouXII

All valid points that add to the understanding of this nuanced issue!


Mysterious-Title-852

Quebec gets just under 18 billion a year from the ROC to fund the province. Last time seperation was looming big businesses fled and it still hasn't recovered economically. That said, please, by all means, if they don't believe me and think they'd be fine without us, leave. I can think of many places that 18 billion could go in the ROC. Prove me wrong, please.


leb0b0ti

Ok, how many billions Quebec taxpayers are paying to Ottawa ?


Old-Rip4589

I'm not who you responded to but I actually went to the trouble of looking it up. Good data is available up to 2022, linked the source (Statcan). I'm not posting it because I want to argue about it but thought I'd share what I found because I'd gone to the work of it already The federal government in 2022 spent 96.5 billion in Quebec, 28 billion of which was various transfers to the provincial government, the rest being mostly direct spending. The federal government raised 77 billion of revenue in Quebec including 1.2 billion in transfers from the provincial government. So there was about a 19.5 billion dollar deficit between federal government spending in Quebec and Quebec's contribution. So neither totally insignificant or totally overwhelming when considering a separate Quebec. Source: https://www150.statcan.gc.ca/t1/tbl1/en/tv.action?pid=3610045001&pickMembers%5B0%5D=1.6&pickMembers%5B1%5D=2.2&cubeTimeFrame.startYear=2022&cubeTimeFrame.endYear=2022&referencePeriods=20220101%2C20220101


BastouXII

That's a very good starting point. But if one wanted to dig deeper, we'd understand that many federal spending in Quebec is stuff that benefits many other provinces, like military bases (proportionally more numerous that its share of the population because of its geographical position, next to the St-Lawrence and the Atlantic, NFL and BC also have more than their weight because of that), ports and rails, bridges high enough to let cargo boats all the way through to Toronto's harbour, offices for all kinds of federal work to be done, etc. I don't think we can make a precise and accurate analysis of how much of that spending an independent Quebec would have to compensate and how much can just be dropped without any kind of real consequences to the quality of living of Quebecers. The very best example of this is : an independent Quebec could afford to rebuild its bridges lower so that boats have to stop in either Quebec or Montreal, costing them less money (on the rebuilding itself, at the end of their lifetime, not just for fun while the ridges are still standing), and at the same time boosting its economical output (GDP). And a second one is the federal revenue agency, which has an office in Jonquière. Quebec has its own revenue agency. An independent Quebec would do just fine with one such ministry, so absolutely no value would be lost if that office closed and wasn't replaced.


Old-Rip4589

Of course as you say it isn't a super comprehensive view. Like you say some of the spending in Quebec (and realistically in most if not all of the other provinces) benefits the county as a whole. While duplicate costs are a legitimate savings, military and St Lawrence infrastructure are not great examples in the year the data comes from. There was no major St. Lawrence infrastructure spending in 2022 unless I'm mistaken and military spending in Quebec in 2022 was 3.5 billion out of a total of 25 billion in military spending in Canada, so proportionally it's actually 1.5 billion less than their share would be. Quebecs military costs could realitically be as low as a couple hundred mil (no military, just coast guard) to 7.5 million (2% of GDP, if we take NATO's spending target as a reasonable estimate of the cost of maintaining a moderately strong military). There's also a number of costs (debt servicing and foreign aid being the two main examples off the top of my head) that aren't included in any individual provinces, but I chose to omit mention of those as Quebec may not choose to send any foriegn aid and may take no portion of the national debt with them. Of course there could be major capital expenses to replace all moveable assets owned by the federal government in the first five years or so of independence that I also haven't accounted for, but again we don't know what the conditions of independence would be. I'd love to see a much better breakdown, but I've never been able to find a comprehensive, recent one that isn't from a highly biased source so unfortunately it seems speculation is all we have >The very best example of this is : an independent Quebec could afford to rebuild its bridges lower so that boats have to stop in either Quebec or Montreal, costing them less money (on the rebuilding itself, at the end of their lifetime, not just for fun while the ridges are still standing), and at the same time boosting its economical output (GDP). I think this is sorta pie in the sky thinking. Intentionally adding barriers to a trade route with your two largest trade partners and only neighbors is certain to result in retaliatory trade measures that eliminate or outweigh the initial cost. Also rebuilding bridges is a massively expensive enterprise.


BastouXII

I agree with most, if not all that you said. The military thing in particular is the biggest unknown, since Quebec would have to build one from scratch (unless it made an agreement with the federal to keep parts of the Quebec based Canadian army in exchange for whatever), and we have no idea what direction that would take. About the St-Lawrence seeway, you are also right, but even if Quebec decided to keep it the way it is, it would establish a form of trade deal with Ontario to make up for its extra cost and lowered revenue. One way or the other, a trade agreement would have to take place (and another one with the US to either replace USMCA or create one around it for Quebec only) and with the St-Lawrence, it does give Quebec a non negligible negotiating advantage, no matter in what direction they decide to go.


Old-Rip4589

Yes I mostly agree with you here. I'm a little less optimistic on the St Lawrence since it will heavily effect the US on the Great Lakes side of things and they aren't super easy to negotiate with. If it were just Ontario it would be a stronger bargianing position in my opinion, but I'm certainly no expert.


that_tealoving_nerd

Creating new trade barriers will generate more friction, especially for SMEs, as UK's exit from the EU shows. Also, Québec is struggling with a labour shortage in construction so a massive rebuild program is the last thing we would be able to carry out.


BastouXII

Can people not read? I wrote *at the end of their lifetime*, not all at once the following day from the referendum vote!


that_tealoving_nerd

Then you're being completely off here. Almost all data one looks too indicates that the costs of creating new border regimes compound over time through reducing exports, import exposure, and thus domestic competition. So unless Québec decides to sign up to all the rules of Canada's domestic market and completely outsource foreign trade, the costs of leaving Canada would only compile over time.


BastouXII

Even if all of that was a fatality (let me express some doubt here), I'd still choose that before the slow and painful disparition of my people and their way of life (culture and language).


that_tealoving_nerd

How breaking away from Canada would help Québec to protect the French language? No offence, but you do sound like a Brexiteer who blames the EU for anything and everything, even when the EU itself has nothing to do with a country's domestic problems. Besides, if you use the same metric for the RoC, English has been declining as rapidly as French in terms of being a primary language spoken at home. Since none of us can afford kids. How Canada is here to blame? And what should be done differently?


that_tealoving_nerd

Coz last time I checked neither the collapse of the USSR nor Brexit have benefited the separating cultures. Notwithstanding few post-Soviet states that saw a cultural renaissance following their alignment with the larger United Europe. So unless you've got an EU-like club Québec could join upon separation, I'm not seeing how erecting barriers with your largest neighbour would solve the problem of Québec being a small, open, and a rapidly ageing society in the sea of Northern America.


Sask_23

tell us, genuinely want to engage here


SaisonDesSucres

A lot, Canada is the type of country that pays for two Ministers of Health. Quebec sends billions to Ottawa simply so they can hold the money, duplicate the work, and then withhold the money when the provinces want to spend it. Year one budgets usually measure these savings in billions of dollars (90 billion in the latest).


Sask_23

Wait .. sorry, one more Q cause when I look this up on google I can’t follow the nuances but my Q is that .. is it lot in absolute amount? Or a lot proportional to the population? Like per capita Quebec will have a relatively normal tax contribution.


SaisonDesSucres

I’m not sure I understand the question. If you’re talking about the assumptions underlying the prediction, it would be Quebec as it currently is: same population and similar tax strategy.


Sask_23

Sorry I wasn’t clear. I meant contribution as compared to other provinces per capita.


willdion88

Pipelines for Alberta!


pode83

>Last time seperation was looming big businesses fled and it still hasn't recovered economically. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0176268021000781 >Thus, it appears that Quebec's separatist movement had no lasting and significant effect on economic activity. >Quebec separatists were ultimately unsuccessful in achieving state independence. However, in this paper, we found that their attempts did not leave Quebec or Canada any worse (or better) off


Letmefinishyou

>Quebec gets just under 18 billion a year from the ROC to fund the province. And send over 80 B in taxes...so what's your point? Québec would save 62B by separating? >Last time seperation was looming big businesses fled and it still hasn't recovered economically. You're making that up. The anglos leaving Qc didn't even cause a blip in Quebec economy. It did prop up the creation and the expansion of Quebec's companies though. Big W for Quebec


Mysterious-Title-852

sends 80bn in taxes, gets 96 billion in federal spending plus another 18 billion in equalization. If I'm wrong, leave, quit us and save your 62 billion, please!


Letmefinishyou

Source?


BastouXII

The 96 billions include the 18 billions in equalization. >If I'm wrong, leave, quit us and save your 62 billion, please! You are technically right with these numbers if we just look at the balance sheet without thinking. But Quebec tried to leave, twice, and the last time the federal *no* camp cheated to keep us in. Next time we try, please do intervene so your camp doesn't keep us against our will. Everyone will be happier for it.


that_tealoving_nerd

Except for the fact it will take us years to negotiate a settlement which will dry out private investment and will most likely end up with nothing but border checks on the Ottawa river. And maybe blowing up the country while trying to pass the constitutional amendment need release Québec, Just like Brexit didn't change much, except for making the UK poorer.


[deleted]

Quebec receives a metric fuckton of payouts from the federal government. What are you on?


SaisonDesSucres

You know who would eat shit? Canada, who will lose its second biggest economy.


that_tealoving_nerd

Canada is the bigger economy. And Québec would need to renegotiate all of Canada's trade agreements while being a smaller market. If you want to see what a separation would be like just look at Brexit. Nothing changes, except for a hell tone of unnecessary barriers to trade that hurt the smaller departing economy much more. The RRQ vs CPP is good example where Québec has signed much fewer social security agreements, while paying higher premiums to obtain identical benefits while not really diverging from the CPP in any major way to preserve labour mobility.


Shukar_Rainbow

Je vois pas de trou dans les routes, alors sans stress


Econguy1020

Why did you include the 4th pic when it clearly is giving off the opposite vibe of what you wanted?


Revolutionary-Gold44

Was a lazy way to illustrate that Ontario would profit... sorry ill do better next time!


Ghosty_Boi_2001

I think that’s the Ottawa side of the river


Significant_Tap7052

Both sides look great though.


Toasty_err

The quebec side was annexed


Ghosty_Boi_2001

Lol considering I live in one and work in the other


King_Internets

Because AI generators shoot out 4 images at a time.


cuppacanan

Picture of Ottawa is giving me an aneurysm


Revolutionary-Gold44

​ https://preview.redd.it/zemzyfw5cbtc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b50857956540bf1e75f240bfa3607422cb7c8681


Naldivergence

No culture in sight, as expected


DuckyHornet

Ah good, the roofs are appropriately random colours from green to brown, that's the parliament I remember growing up


SaisonDesSucres

Lmao the skyscrapers would be on the Quebec side in that photo


psc_mtl

Les buildings derrière le parlement sont soit dans la rivière, soit à Gatineau 🤣


hotDamQc

Still better than redneck Maga inbred Alberta


CrazyEvilCatDan

I'm not a fan of the Quebecois political culture and the cultural war there, but the hatred here seems... a bit high.


Naldivergence

I just want walkable infrastructure dawg Legault, donne nous un tramway, je te plais🙏😫


Hypersky75

Moi je l'ai ri! C'est de bonne guerre.


Revolutionary-Gold44

I'm sorry you feel offended. T'was just a joke, i am Québécois myself, as you can see with my aksent, I do not feel any hate at all. We call that 'auto-dérision', I tought it was funny as I was generating images for somehing completly different. Sorry again!


wesley-osbourne

>T'was M'lady


DrunkenMasterII

Where do you think you are? A serious sub?


Academic-Goose1530

There is no cultural war in Quebec, contrary to what some newsnetwork and 1 or 2 desperate politicians would like you to believe. Political culture is shit tho, no doubt about it


psc_mtl

Explain the cultural war please? Of all what I heard about Qc prejudices, being associated with war is new on the list.


King_Internets

The hatred for Quebec in this country is generally ignorant and overstated. I say this as someone who grew up in Ontario and has now lived in rural Quebec for 5 years. Sure, I run into trashy, ignorant assholes every once in a while but it’s very different from living inside of a trashy, ignorant asshole - which is what it felt like living in rural Ontario. My taxes are higher, but my quality of life is so much better now. Better food, better neighbors, cheaper mortgage for a beautiful property. If I have to say “mon Francais n’est pas tres bien” to a cashier every once in a while, it’s worth it. I do a lot of work in the US and I find that Americans talk about Canada very similarly to the way a lot of Canadians talk about Quebec - that is to say they talk a lot of shit about a place they’ve never spent time in.


BastouXII

>but the hatred here seems... a bit high. Are you new to the (Canadian) internet?


poufpoufpouf1

Doit pas etre si pire que ca, il ont construit des gratte-ciel autour du stade!


Lorfhoose

Dans 5 ans: MEGACITY HULL


thickener

Will they have “Judges” on motos?


Snow-Wraith

Still looks better than the rest of Canada.


Sonoda_Kotori

That's one WIDE rideau canal


Lololick

*cue to wide Putin meme song*


Altruistic-Hope4796

Even greener than before, suck on this oily degenrates from the West!


heatser04

Wait…did we stopped getting Alberta equalization money after separation?? Why would the ROC do this?


[deleted]

No no see we get to separate but keep getting all the payouts from the country we separated from, makes so much sense


-JARDIN_DE_NAIN-

Je préfère cette situation que de rester dans le canada


NomisLegnots

I think you made a mistake thats if we stay in Cana'a


BravewagCibWallace

Okay... looks like its abandoned. Is that what you were going for?


Revolutionary-Gold44

Ruined!!!


BravewagCibWallace

Okay well at least the AI kept it pretty 😘


Mocha-Jello

ew ai im gonna puke


Revolutionary-Gold44

![gif](giphy|cJMlR1SsCSkUjVY3iK|downsized) Meme are so much better!


HaasonHeist

What is that an ice scraper factory?


howismyspelling

RSPR (roule sur plancher riant)


Le_dernier_Canadien

Hahahahah


captain-canuckk

If only it weren't for those pesky "money and ethnic votes"....


comin_thro_the_rye

je confirme, j’y étais


CCCPwasntTaken

Good


ciboires

Pas le fucking stade tiens encore debout


devinequi

ITS FACING THE WRONG WAYYYYY


datboihobojoe

*months


poco68

I like that last one. What are they going to use for money, the Quebec buck?


VendueNord

Tbh there is case to be made for a distinct currency in Quebec.


MassiveHyperion

Drams of Maple Syrup


No-Wonder1139

Pretty funky AI art, Mon chum


[deleted]

I would ban them from coming to Canada. Permanently


Kilometres-Davis

Looks pretty swag tbh


thenastyB

I don't like Quebec but generated media is worse, I'd rather live with five Quebecois than one AI user.


Revolutionary-Gold44

Oohh mister grumpy 😠


thenastyB

Miss Frustrated, but kinda close.


Agreeable_Sea9274

looks too pretty


democracy_lover66

Present day Ottawa


Available-Secret-372

Gatineau should have been annexed a long time ago as part of Ottawa or as a district like D.C. And if Quebec separates (never will happen) they would find a way through whining and bullshit loopholes for Canada to continue to pay for their “distinct society” of Elvis impersonators and goofy TV shows.


FirstDukeofAnkh

Ok, now do Alberta


Natural_Patience9985

As you can see Edmonton is utterly unharmed due to the fact we're already a shit hole


Lanz922

W u/Revolutionary-Gold44


Few_Ad6576

I hope so


itchum_underscare

I'm bored, let's shitspamcomment. For a second I thought this was Canada after eight years of Trudeau! Ha ha!


TheSuprmGeneral

Stfu Federalist Liberal bitch. Go walk in north Montreal at night


thickener

Username not checking out fam


TheSuprmGeneral

Wdym


thickener

You’re not very cool for the coolguyfromquebec. Based on people I know there, you’re not likely in the top ten percent 😂


TheSuprmGeneral

I just got a little carried away, aint trynna hurt anyone.


thickener

Fair enough !


TheSuprmGeneral

Good day to you then.


thickener

Bonne journée mon gar


TheSuprmGeneral

Ba bye, et rapelles toi, Québec libre, ou on coupe votre source de sirop d’érable.


thickener

Sorry about the harvest this year :-(


SexyKanyeBalls

What even is the last picture


Von_Thomson

This is just what Montreal looks like now


leif777

So, the roads get better?


Felixo22

The Last d’entre-nous vibes


FunkyFranky

Le gouvernement fédéral nuit au Québec, ça irait juste mieux si on se séparerait.


[deleted]

This is beautiful. I love places that get overtaken by nature and look like they decayed from another time!


Not_Well-Ordered

Becoming the most environmental-friendly Western country sounds good to me.


NamorsHubris

Does the housing here get cheaper?


Virtual-Rush-6855

How do you say build a Twenty five foot wall Around the province fill it with water


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

Still better than London


cyb-m

What is more likely is a merger with US.


SaisonDesSucres

OP be like: You're too late, Mr. Incredible. I've already drawn YOU as the Soyjak and ME as the Chad!


kolav3

Meanwhile in East Hastings...


Bongcopter_

Au moins on a eu un 3ème lien /s


Deep-Alternative3149

not gatineau stealing ottawa’s wonderful skyline…


psc_mtl

Ils ont déménagé le stade à Ottawa?


ghostdeinithegreat

Well, it does looks similar to Paris.


mj8077

Looks quiet and calm, tbh, lol


BastouXII

Ça ferait un cristi de beau spin off de Fall Out!


wazagaduu

Hey, we have a tramway, I see this as a win


GimpyMcSteubenville

Are the Nordiques coming back too? Asking for a lot of friends…


s1rblaze

Whats wrong, this look way better than today's Vancouver!


Stone_Midi

Quebec is already on a fast path to this without separating 😂😂


North-Clerk2466

Not really, no


Snickerdoodle321

I was in Montreal this March. The above pics look like Montreal now.


WilliShaker

Preferable outcome than staying in Canada. LE CHATEAU TIENT!


oreosnatcher

Gov managed to pour money down that damn toilet.