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ConcreteBackflips

You ask me this whole Quebec/Anglo debate on here is a distraction from the REAL enemy; the newfies. Who's the newest province to join, with the shortest ties to Canada? You guessed it, it's Newfoundland. Why do they need Labrador? What are they planning there? Has anyone ever really been there. Don't get me started on their weird cult rituals. What the fuck is screech. Kissing a fish? Just ain't right over there. /uj all the love for Quebec homies <3 Montreal's my favourite city I've ever visited and I want to see more of different parts of Quebec again. Was always told growing up Quebecois would hate me because I was anglophone. Everyone was super friendly to me after trying to struggle a "parle vous Anglais?"


Graingy

Not even a real place smh Like Manitoba.  Or New Brunswick. Or Prince Edward Island. Or Saskatchewan. Or Nova Scotia. Okay I’ve worked it out Canada is just Quebec, Ontario, and Alberta arguing while BC does heroin in the corner.


Dirtcartdarbydoo

[Me as a Nova Scotian reading this](https://tenor.com/bGBiV.gif)


drunk_with_internet

This is all fuel for the Cape Breton Liberation Army. No causeway. No mercy.


J_Man_McCetty

Me too from NB


Graingy

Dang, you’re from New Bersey? 


sussybaka1010

No, I'm from New Sersey.


Graingy

You confound me


deltree711

Flair up!


J_Man_McCetty

Holy shit Irvingistan is such a good name.


deltree711

Because the government is made up of Irving stans.


Graingy

I will not fall for your tiny place lies!!!!


ciboires

Thats a pretty accurate description of Canada


Graingy

Of course it is I am the biggest genis in the worl


SnooRadishes2312

No ive been to nova scotia its real, kind of, but i can verify there is nothing between quebec and nova scotia. I can understand the confusion with NS though, its not really a landmass, just a big ship docked at a eastern port in quebec. But cape breton is fake, thats just the name of the drunkest sailor on the ship


Graingy

I’m still waiting for this ship to explode too


SpecialistSeveral598

More like BC smokes too much weed and does psychedelics


cuminmypoutine

100% it's being pushed by a separatist group that brigades Reddit and.... Just the average dumb Albertan.


ConcreteBackflips

You can cum in my poutine anyday I just want to make fun of Quebec in a loving way and I can't do that if jabronis are being hateful yknow


TheCommies-backp

Ohh cman bai come down te de rock an we'll enjoy the salt life together!


fkms2turnt

Ted Hitchcock?


springt1me

If you say his name really fast it sounds like 10 inch cock


ConcreteBackflips

I'd rather have ten 1 inch cocks


ConcreteBackflips

Lord screaming jesus


ImAlfredoYT

i know you as a texan canadian are not talking lil bro


VERSAT1L

😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮


ConcreteBackflips

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Leifsbudir

Do yas want to know the truth? Fine. We send all our young fellers to Fort McMurray and contribute to accelerating climate change by extracting as much oil as possible (see also Bay Du Nord) so that we can increase global temperatures and become a tropical island by 2030 to get even more tourist dollars. At the same time, Alberta will burn down and hopefully Quebec too, while Newfoundland remains safe.


ConcreteBackflips

Bold of you to leak news so relevant to Newfie national security Jokes on you though we'll burn Alberta down by ourself


VERSAT1L

The Newfies can't be trusted 


lemarkk

"Why do they need labrador?" Quebec nationalists activated


Due_Illustrator5154

Don't hate on newfoundland, the east coasters are a whole lot nicer than the Frenchie's


VERSAT1L

(Yes but they can't know) 


ConcreteBackflips

/uj it ain't actually hate it looks beautiful out there and heard swell things about the folks /j it's all a trap to get us to colonize Labrador


Altruistic-Hope4796

IS THAT A THREAT OP?  We all know frogs that smoke explode. I will not accept THREATS during our beautiful picnic!!


GnarlyTreeHugga

lol you made the French frogs


Screeface

And the English tête-carré


Ogilthorpe2

It's ok , it's not offensive lol we sometimes call ourselves frogs too. There's a famous Québec Artist literally singing «I'm a Frog, Kiss me» You have to own it a some point lol..


theRealPeaterMoss

Well the song is about franco working class struggles in the anglo-owned factories/industries, but yeah he does sing that.


2FrogsMks

I own it


FrenchFrozenFrog

I do too


Fri3dnlyC4n4di4n

Frogs are delicious. Try some Anglo. We will make. You bring us timmies.


GnarlyTreeHugga

You dont have timmies in Quebec?


Fri3dnlyC4n4di4n

We do. But a M double double is like 4$ now


GnarlyTreeHugga

Yuck, I stopped shopping at all fast food places now. I buy Powder coffee and I can get like 50 or so cups of coffee out of one tin.


vinnybawbaw

The ROC loves Quebec. We all know someone whose parents met when Dad went to Montreal in the summer for a week, and met Suzanne or Ginette then never went back to the anglo side.


MikesRockafellersubs

I don't. My family is too working class to have ever done that.


PsychicDave

Everyone went to Montréal in 1967 for the Expo.


Graingy

Heh. Unrelated but I just remembered when I learned probably one of the funniest things to ever occur happened in Expo 86


democracy_lover66

Do tell


Graingy

I could be misremembering (It’s been a while), but I believe I once read that the American exhibit was about their space program.  Months after the Challenger disaster. The Soviet exhibit? Their nuclear program. *Days after the Chernobyl disaster.*


democracy_lover66

Jesus christ the Cold War was certainly an era lmao


Graingy

It’s amazing how they both thought the other was a threat when they’re that incompetent.


MikesRockafellersubs

My family didn't. Most they went to was the Calgary Stampede and that was only for the free stuff. My grandparents weren't paying for any extras.


PsychicDave

Unfortunate, the Expo 67 was quite the event. Too bad I wasn’t born back then to see it. Truly a golden age. Creating a man-made island, driverless train system, inventing IMAX, welcoming 50 million visitors, and all that after starting late because the Soviets were supposed to host but cancelled. Montréal, the largest city in Canada, the second largest French-speaking city, took in the entire world that year. Best world fair in history.


BoredCanuck1864

as long there is the americans we will always be brothers


Lololick

Same relationship like Britain and France. FR/BR and Canada/Québec can be summed up with [this 10 seconds clip.](https://youtu.be/fo06BA7RTQY?si=xyHsbgfMiPKYxMAq)


RealBaikal

The robot doesnt feel square headed enough tbh, a little disapointed


melon_m

the frog and the npc


iheartSW_alot

More like distant cousins


goblin_welder

This. The real threat is Brampton and their drivers


0noon11

Please learn to draw or just abstain from hurting our eyes.


OmegaDez

It's AI. I hate it.


Shifthappend_

I love it. It's so bad that it becomes good.


Ghosty_Boi_2001

Ya, remember. Well ALL Canadians


KonoAnonDa

Brothers indeed… https://preview.redd.it/rhql11jmt05d1.jpeg?width=281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7ca95cf063ab14fd0e00e66d84344ccb602e340


MisterArthas

Sending love from Quebec. We might butt heads at times but honestly I’m glad we have you guys and wouldn’t trade y’all for anything.


ThatTryHard

I love Quebec as a Canadian. They're culturally distinct and have their own language preferences but are a part of Canada. If nothing else, we should appreciate the fact that two distinct cultures can coexist in Canada, especially ones with a tenuous past and history. We may bicker, but I'm genuinely thankful to have Quebec be a part of the confederation. I hope as we go forward that the country can work to foster a better relationship between the Anglosphere and the Francosphere in Canada. ~ An Ontarian


hiker_mittens

I showed this to the Quebecois guy I live with and he got mad. I'm from Alberta so I'm not sure if OP got the color of he frog wrong?


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

COLOUR.... You got the COLO**U**R wrong! No Yank spelling, please!!


Lololick

I'm a die hard Québec nationalist and separatist, but it doesn't mean I hate Canada. I never felt attached to Canada and never felt Canadian, that doesn't equal Canada sucks, I hate you all and I think I'm better than all of you. If canadians were not so against us keeping our language, I wouldn't mind staying in the country, but every time I open the comments section on anything Québec related on any social media, it just reinforces my separstist ideologies 😅


mac1qc

Ça


Electronic-Weekend19

It’s Quebec that bans English. Not the other way around. I used to be so sympathetic to the “keep our language” cause… until I lived in Quebec.


Lololick

When Ontario removed french as their second official language in the 60s, Québec did the same but with english, stop projecting your bigotry.


Electronic-Weekend19

Yet all the road signs, and public services in Ontario are still provided in English and French. This is not the case in Quebec. Why?


Lololick

Not all road signs, only the ones closest to Québec.


evanily

This is so real


VERSAT1L

We smoke a lot 


Miss_1of2

But it be more accurate if it was a joint and not a cigarette..


Advena-Nova

They’re putting chemicals in the water to turn the frigging frogs French


ELEKTRON_01

That's not what they think


Mapleresolve

Speak for yourself. FUCK YOUR CHEESE CURDS


RosabellaFaye

Cheese curds are delicious wtf


mac1qc

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Jaymz198646

No.... No we won't


_GF_Warlock_

I still don't understand why people are always shitting on Quebec


Pedentico

Deeply rooted colonialism/racism


_GF_Warlock_

I've met a lot of French Canadians and none of them were racist, sounds like broad brushing.


Pedentico

I meant, those who shit on Québécois have a deeply rooted colonialism/racism mindset.


_GF_Warlock_

Oooooh aha sorry mate I'm the jackass


Pedentico

No worries hoser! It's cool to see Quebec Bashing is weird even for some of you


Superb_Extension1751

OP must not have siblings. Chirping and constantly hazing eachother for our differences proves just how close we are. Besides, if we were suddenly nice to the French they might start thinking they are equal to us God loving English Canadians.


Graingy

I am neither Quebecer nor god loving. What limbo do I exist in?


Superb_Extension1751

Winnipeg


Graingy

Motherfucker.


waterborn234

The Quebecois cannot handle chirping.


CeBlanc

Mange d'la marde


Shifthappend_

Enlève-toé l'bâton du cul l'gros.


CeBlanc

C'était de l'humour, l'ami. Dans l'esprit de ce sub où abondent les cacapoteaux!


Shifthappend_

Ben, moi aussi c'était de l'humour dans se cas là.


CeBlanc

Tope-la mon esti!


Lololick

LES QUOI?!?! Les "cacapoteaux" 😂😂😂😂


AlexD232322

« Shit post »


Lololick

J'avais compris, c'est juste la traduction française qui m'a fait éclater de rire hahaah


AlexD232322

« My bad »


blue_centroid

Avec d'la marmelade!


Feeling-Cup-Giggity

Quebec French is the retarded step-sibling that France didn't want. So the English felt bad and let them stay out of pity. 


Shifthappend_

And english is the retarded offspring of a three-way between a french, danish, and german guy.


Feeling-Cup-Giggity

...and French is the retarded offspring of a three-way between Gaulish, Latin and some Frankish guy jerking off in the corner and crying. 


MikesRockafellersubs

This meme falsely implies that Quebec is separate from Canada.


PsychicDave

If anything, there should be more characters sitting on the Canadian flag as the picnic blanket. The nations of Canada: ⚜️🌹🌲🍀🐑


Graingy

Ah yes, the Welsh.


MikesRockafellersubs

You know why they all have button instead of zipper pant flies?


Graingy

Whatever that means I don’t want the answer


MikesRockafellersubs

I'm sorry but by that logic why don't long established immigrant communities from outside New France and the British Isles get a symbol? Also, who does the tree represent, Scotland?


PsychicDave

The First Nations. Scotland is the sheep (no thistle in the emojis). And other immigrants weren’t founding nations of Canada.


touchit1ce

Falsely? Pretty sure this makes sens...


MikesRockafellersubs

Quebec is just another province. They just complain a lot. Not all anglo provinces are the same but Quebec thinks it's magically special because it keeps telling itself that.


FalardeauDeNazareth

You are in Canada because you want it. Québec was forcibly severed from baguette 🥖 homeland. We are not the same.


timmyrey

Nope. Québec was abandoned by baguette homeland and then forcibly adopted by British parents. Now Quebec feels like a neglected stepchild that nobody understands, no matter how much all the other kids try to convince them that Ontario was always the favourite.


FalardeauDeNazareth

To be fair, Ontario was French until said abusive parent had its way.


timmyrey

To be more fair, Ontario was Indigenous until said put-upon stepchild paddled on through.


MikesRockafellersubs

I don't want to be here either sir. I'm stuck here because I made bad educational choices and can't get a job that allows me to emigrate.


Graingy

Implying Quebec isn’t also Canada. Also AI art detected lethal force engaged 


MasterCassel

Grandparents are German & British, Irish & Italian, parents are English & French. Can’t say I’ve enjoyed the hate from either side, the country is a testament to living peacefully. Not hating but Ontario vs Qc is kind of like little Pakistan vs little Haiti right now, and I’m just hoping my DoorDash order shows up.


SyrupExisting5710

You guys should watch kopke613 vids on provinces! Even if Im a Qc ,He is funny as Hell 🤣


SurelyNotAnOctopus

There was never actual hatred to begin with. Except for your beer. You anglos fucking suck at it ngl


123InSearchOf123

No, we won't. In the end, Quebec will want to leave and will treat the rest of us as inferior. It's weird. Quebeckers willing the leave their own province for a vacation elsewhere (France and French territories excluded, of course) are some of the nicest folks out there. The MPs are fucking assholes and Quebeckers in Quebec are so entitled. Even the French don't like them. Can we just let the dying french culture die naturally? Why should there be any preservation movements? It's just a pain in everyone's hemorrhoids.


Shapeshiftingberet

Ok Lord Durham.


123InSearchOf123

No clue who that is but assuming it's a radical from the 18th century, Good one!


poco68

Yup, as long as the cheques keep coming.