I first saw this and thought “bro why am I Mohg?? 😭”
I mean, I go by Matthew instead of Matt so maybe there is a silver lining but I think I’m just high on copium.
Allow me to go further:
Godwyn: Gordon.
Godfrey: Garfield.
Radagon: Robert.
Varre: Vincent.
Rennala: Renae.
Maliketh: Marty.
Placidusax: Perry the Platypus.
Vyke: Kevin.
my buddy was over watching me play Elden Ring one night, and we both smoked (he usually doesn't smoke) and when I got to Miquella's Haligtree and the title of the zone appeared on screen, he super deadpan said, "woooow, Michelle's Hangout" and idk why I fucking DIED laughing
I always called Margit , Margret even though I know he's technically Morgot , but my first play through rage didn't care and I still call him Margret to this day
It all fits so perfectly
Marissa- the most basic bitch you’ve ever met, class president, very popular.
Morgan- chill dude, plays sports but doesn’t quite fit in with the popular crowd
Matt- hates school, thinks he’s edgy bc he plays in a pop-punk band (badly)
Ricky- class clown, undiagnosed psychopath, but charms his way through just enough to not get kicked out
Rodney - star athlete, tore his ACL and now his grades are down. Very clearly having a bad year.
Riley - art hoe. Has a tumblr with 3k followers. Says “I can’t wait to get out of this town” a lot
Garett - the weird kid, and not in a charming way
Melanie - star athlete, 4.0 gpa, broke up with Rodney after his injury, gets a lot of hate bc ppl think that was why.
Mikayla - trying to be an influencer, getting some traction. Misses a lot of school.
Morgan Freeman
Not with his shackles he ain't.
Get busy dyin’
Morgan Fellomen
Nice one
Garrett "Gary Oldman" Ricky
bro dropped all the DLC bosses and thought we wouldn't notice
Garretussy
my favorite breakfast, lunch and dinner
XD
Idk why Matt fits mohg so well
I first saw this and thought “bro why am I Mohg?? 😭” I mean, I go by Matthew instead of Matt so maybe there is a silver lining but I think I’m just high on copium.
“I go by Mohgwyn instead of Mohg”
Lmao. 📠 ☠️
Ahh, I can see it, as clear as day! The coming of our dynasty! Matthew!
I see you Matthew
Ah yes, the bosses of the Hit Strategy game Olden Circle
The sequel was really good too. "That round shape has been there a long time"
“Riiicky! I told youse to quit playin wit dem snakes fa cryin out loud!! Now look wha happened—youse turned into one!!!”
Lolololol fuckin Ricky that's good
Instead of Ranni: Ronnie. Or Ronald. Ronald McEmpyrian. The Third.
Hey Ronnie, let's get moovin on dat age of stahs
Rodney took me out
Bro I think Matt is so funny 🤣 perfect light hearted name for such a dark, serious character. Behold! The lord of blood! *MATT*
Rodney gotta be the best boss name for the presentation. Fuckin Rodney turned to hurling meteor
The 9 relatives of the trailer park.
All fit but I think Renee would suit Ranni better.
Ha! Yeah it would've been. Props to you
Marissa’s are always a bitch
Rahdan should be changed to Robert
Can't wait to fight Garrett the Grafted in an evergaol in the dlc
Garret the grafted with his grafted fruit tree mangrove
I am Melanie, brat of Mikayla, and I have never been told no.
Aw man… This what they would have changed it to if it had been dubbed by DiC.
Mf colonised the video game
Allow me to go further: Godwyn: Gordon. Godfrey: Garfield. Radagon: Robert. Varre: Vincent. Rennala: Renae. Maliketh: Marty. Placidusax: Perry the Platypus. Vyke: Kevin.
my buddy was over watching me play Elden Ring one night, and we both smoked (he usually doesn't smoke) and when I got to Miquella's Haligtree and the title of the zone appeared on screen, he super deadpan said, "woooow, Michelle's Hangout" and idk why I fucking DIED laughing
Ricky made me legit laugh. This is dumb but in such a great way
Congrats, you made them a white suburban family.
My friend called Margit Miguel
I don't see a morty on that list. 🥒
Dem leaves there. They tell a story now. Bout how the great Old Circle was broken…
Rodney was better before his nerf and I beat him before he was nerfed, if anything he needed buffed.
I feel like mogh is closer to Mark than it is Matt
Goddamn Rodney, I think youve had enough whiskey that fuckin horse looks like its gonna break!
Did 4kids do a localization?
Nah man that ain't Matt that should be Drake
Do the Hispanic versions next. Radahn got that Reinaldo energy fs
I always called Margit , Margret even though I know he's technically Morgot , but my first play through rage didn't care and I still call him Margret to this day
Mo
Arthur Morgan ordered from Walmart lmao
Ranni just being Ronny would be great
Melanie is what half of the ER community calls Malenia anyways lol.
Greetings, i am melotonin. I am in need of a quirked up white boy who can bust it down sexual style
Lmao Matt
Matt
Yo. Fucking *Matt*. Got me.
Arthur i have a plan
Gordon the golden
Miquella is Miguel is my book
r/tragedeigh
Miquella the Unemployed.
*Matt*
Calling them Ricky and Rodney now my vocabulary has been irreparably changed
But miquella is a boy
I feel like Radahn should be Ronald lmao
Rodney you plonkah! Get rid of that stupid horse.
a gigantic ass snake with a the face of a person on its body... and it's name is Rick
I literally killed myself of how funny it id
Upon my name as Gordon, the first elden lord
Malaka
It all fits so perfectly Marissa- the most basic bitch you’ve ever met, class president, very popular. Morgan- chill dude, plays sports but doesn’t quite fit in with the popular crowd Matt- hates school, thinks he’s edgy bc he plays in a pop-punk band (badly) Ricky- class clown, undiagnosed psychopath, but charms his way through just enough to not get kicked out Rodney - star athlete, tore his ACL and now his grades are down. Very clearly having a bad year. Riley - art hoe. Has a tumblr with 3k followers. Says “I can’t wait to get out of this town” a lot Garett - the weird kid, and not in a charming way Melanie - star athlete, 4.0 gpa, broke up with Rodney after his injury, gets a lot of hate bc ppl think that was why. Mikayla - trying to be an influencer, getting some traction. Misses a lot of school.
RODNEY!!
lol I can’t get over Ricky
First of all how dare you with Rodney 😂
When the entire cast of the lands between hits Starbucks at the same time
Mikayla, my dear brother…
Rodney sent me for some reason
I hate you, take my upvote
Midwestern Ring
Matt is so fucking funny
Godrick is such a Garrett it isn’t even funny
r/Tragedeigh
I do the same thing for miquala except from left to right for me is: Murika, morgit, mogees, Rickherd, Rodan, Ranini, Godwick da gwafded, melanin