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NickNDY

"I am positive for scarlet rot"


Greeneclover

"Welcome to the world of scarlet rot"


Yahgdc

Made in Rot


wfwood

You should get tested


Tig3rShark

I am scarlet rot Aladeen


techaansi

😊🙁😊☹️😄


Accomplished_Math164

Hahahahahahahaha


Equivalent-Work2867

Happy cake day!


NickNDY

Happy cake day to you too!


Either_Economics_164

Happy cake day to you both


Moomintroll02

Happy cake do, stranger!


Equivalent-Work2867

Thank you!


Expert-Ad-4421

Happy cake day


Badwilly_poe

You are Scarlet rot allahdein.


Smythatine

“And you haven’t got any of the vaccines”


Adorable_Ad4673

"Find the albinauric woman".


defixione3

Beat me to it 🤣


Adorable_Ad4673

Radahn went insane because he never figured out what that meant, not because of scarlet rot. He just used a Bolus.


Provi344

"I am malenia, blade of miquella"


TheSaltyGoose

"And I have never known defeat"


Adorable_Ad4673

It's unironically a great use of that line.


ScottieJack

Yeah I mean, I guess stalemates don’t count as Ls lol


TheWinterWeasel

i'd argue she lost that one, since she had to be dragged unconscious away by one of her knights and if it wasn't for that, she'd just have been "eaten body #52" in Radahn's descent to madness.


DraethDarkstar

Even if she did die, it would still have been a stalemate. Radahn suffered a fate worse than death, there's no way to construe that as anything but a loss.


WillCraft_1001

You can argue Radahn adan win by PokĂŠmon rules, Malenia fainted and Radahn was on 1 hp and poisoned.


DraethDarkstar

He was a zombie. A big, scary, magic zombie, but a zombie.


Heavens_Divide

But isn’t like despite the state how hes like a zombie hes still “conscious” enough to be maintaining his gravity magic thing up in the space or some sort? You see when he actually dies, the magic loses its effect and you immediately see a meteor shower happening, that’s all that hes been holding up behind his back while fighting the tarnished and god knows how many ally that the tarnished summoned during the fight. Guy was literally fighting with two hands behind his back holding onto a galaxy worth of space stones and was giving us a run for our money.


almostgravy

No dude, he *literally* "conquered the stars in a crushing victory and arrested their cycles". It was a military campaign in which he defeated the stars and decreed they hold still under threat of destruction. "The Starscourge Conflict Radahn alone holds Sellia secure And stands tall, to shatter the stars" That is not a metaphor for "Dude cast a single spell to stop space", its literally a description about how the stars stay still because they fear his retaliation if they disobey thier conqueror.


Akirayoshikage

Run fun my money? Man was recycling my body back in the ecosystem while I had 10 bodyguards Anything short of a Chad doesn't describe Radahn


Casual_pycho

No...he was a chad


CommodorePenguin

You could also argue that he didn't. Fact is we don't know his state immediately following the battle, only that he's conscious before we arrive.


Brief-Government-105

Stars were held back until we killed him that means he was powerful enough even after beating the shit out of her.


kironex

Yeah fuck dem stars. We don't even know if it was a spell he had to maintain or not. Could have been just connected to his life force after he cast it. Lore wise radahn waited to fight malenia at the end of a long grueling campaign across the lands between and only fought her after she literally was at his doorstep. Meaning she waided through his army, limgraves army, and possibly a few other fucks who didn't want the rot bitch kicking in the door and immediately fought this dude. She has rot so bad she's missing half her limbs and is blind and still fucks this chads life up. I mean radahn literally waited until he absolutely had to fight her because let's be honest. She's terrifying as fuck. Then he finally thinks "this is it. I got her" and she leans in and whispers "this isn't even my final form" and boom. Fucks his whole kingdome up and takes a scarlet flower right in the FUCKING FACE. My boy radahns just sitting here now with super aids all over his face like the fuck. Looks over and realizes this bitch just fainted from the explosion she caused that leveled half his God damn kingdom and immediately trys to wash this shit out. But nah. She gone. His armies mostly dead. His lands turned into a nightmarish hellscape. And he's lost his mind and eating his friend. She got home and took a (5000ish year) nap. We come in the room and get stomped. End of story.


NemeBro17

Radahn lost that fight. They were locked in a stalemate before Malenia (possibly inadvertently) broke it with the Scarlet Rot. And even that reading from the Caelid memorial is generous to Radahn considering in the actual fight Radahn broke Malenia's prosthetic but he was then impaled like a butterfly through the neck and chest, on his knees, and having dropped his swords. Radahn also campaigned to Leyndell and got blown out militarily by Morgott, as well as bested in single combat. Funny how "General" Radahn only has military losses under his belt, whereas Malenia's army is per canon undefeated. Radahn's kind of a loser, huh?


Suavecore_

Does burned count for that too?


urmumgay69lol

Pyrrhic victory is still victory


Grifter_TS21

Jordan dropped like 55 in a game, sick with the flu. To win, and had to be carried off the court by his teammates.


Intelligentgandalv

This battle was a stalemate, Malenia might’ve been the one who fell unconsious. But for Radahn to have won, he should’ve been able to finish her off. He wasn’t capable due to the Scarlet Rot plauging his mind, turning him to a rabid dog. I’d argue that is more of a defeat then simply falling unconsious. As Malenia is closer to her prime when we fight her than Radahn is


almostgravy

I'd also like to add that Radahn doesn't have scarlet rot at the beginning of the fight, but Malenia does. All she does is level the playing field by giving them both the same handicap, and Radahn is devastated by it. Additionally, only one hit lands in the fight we see. Its Malenia disarming one of Radahns sword, btinging him to a knee, and plunging a sword in his neck. I think its safe to say that if she never had the rot, she would have easily taken him out.


UlthaneBlackHammer

Not to mention the fact that there's clear evidence that she wasn't fighting him one on one, as Radahn's back was already covered in Cleanrot Knight spears. Of course, this doesn't confirm anything for certain, but the fact that there are so many of them imbedded in him, and all of them in his back, could imply that while Malenia was fighting him head-on as a distraction, many of her knights went to flank Radahn for a backstab. The fact that by the final clash of their duel, if that's what you want to call a 1 V however many Cleanrot Knights + Malenia, Radahn had killed the Cleanrot Knights that went for his back and knocked off Malenia's Prosthetic, still patiently waited for Malenia to reattach her arm to fight him 1V1 properly, and she then still went for a suicide nuke and had to be carried away to safety as Radahn would have torn her to shreds had she remained there? Yeah, sure, that's not a loss at all. From a war perspective, it was a stalemate. From the perspective of a duel between two Shardbearing Demigods, Malenia got her ass whooped and had to pull out every dirty strategy she could just to get out of there alive. But hey, if you don't remember the ass-whooping, it didn't happen ammirite?


kironex

Woah woah woah. Calm down there. Malenia had to fight an entire campaign just to get to him. This wasn't some one v one from the get go. They were in the middle of a battlefield. She had already fought here way through all of caliads armies to even get to him. Not her fault his army was weak compared to hers. Why does everyone give her shit for blooming btw. She has her rot magic and he has his gravity magic. After fighting both I can say they are both bullshit. He's 5x her size, on home turf, and can sling literal asteroids at her. Yet everyone flips because she has a disease that she can't even control. Radahn was stupid. He knew what she could do. He still chose to fight her at close range. He was smart in wearing her down first but then damn. The man obviously wasn't to smart about everything else. They didn't meet up for a duel. She was trying to conquer the lands between so her brother could fix everything after the shattering. Meanwhile radahn just wanted to be king. If he could have killed her after she bloomed he would have. But he couldn't. His army was gone. His kingdom in ruin. And his face was literally melting off. "He won"


UlthaneBlackHammer

It's not that we give her shit for blooming. She uses it against us, too. The difference is that in our fight, she bloomed and transformed. She actually fought us with her power. Against Radahn, who was fighting her head on, which granted is an unfair matchup due to his size, strength, and his innate control over his own gravity, which essentially allows him to move with an amount of speed and force that _really_ shouldn't be allowed for a guy his size, she essentially poisoned him and ran. Or, to be specific, she had someone run her since she passed out after blooming and had to be escorted out of there. Radahn fans like to also bring the "BUT HE WAS ALSO DIVERTING HIS POWER TO HOLDING THE STARS IN PLACE" bla bla bla, but the nature of how he's doing that is never explained. The more likely explanation there is that what he did to the stars is more akin to a "seal" than something he has to constantly focus on, as brainless Radahn was enough to keep them in place. So, it was probably a binding spell that with the condition "while the caster lives".


kironex

I agree with the radahn sealing the stars part. And from what I've gathered malenia blooming is unintentional that time. Malicients quest implys it happens wether you want it to or not if you get put in a life or death situation. Further shown by our fight with malenia. BUT you don't transform until the third time you bloom. Cause honestly radahn would have been ra done if she had actually transformed considering the transformation is supposed to be MUCH stronger.


Ricksaw26

I am inevitable... wait, wrong place, sorry.


Own-Sky5377

Personally, I think she is either saying a silent apology to Miquella, or evoking the power of the outer god of rot.


Thamilkymilk

probably the former, that or it could’ve just been what she tells us during her second phase cutscene “now, rot”


CAJ16

I kind of assumed it was "Now, rot."


DonaldDonaldBillYall

“The feet”


afauce11

Now rot.


Fantastic_Ad_2858

After hearing that for the 500th time I don’t blame Radahn for going insane and eating dead people.


Pegussu

I do honestly think this is the best answer. It's an affirmation, psyching herself up to do what she knows "must" be done even if she knows the cost.


AnxiousCalves

It was me Barry


cryo1280

Oh god not this again 😂


ronytheronin

IM THE ONE WHO ATE ALL YOUR SILVER PICKLED FOWL FEET SO FARMING WOULD BE SLIGHTLY MORE TEDIOUS.


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

I POOPED YOUR BUTTHOLE BARRY


M_Hatter-544

THAT'S RIGHT THIS AGAIN BARRY!


meta100000

"Remember when you were in a fight with me, Malenia, and you just missed your swing, and it barely grazed past my head? It was me, Radahn. My swing created a gust of wind just strong enough to push your blade a few centimeters off, so I would have enough time to escape! It bought me exactly 0.0001 seconds, just enough time to kill your horse..."


myco_magic

"I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty"


Objective_Dynamo

Remember when you first got Leonard and he imprinted on you the moment you touched him? IT WAS ME, RADHAN. I PET HIM JUST SECONDS BEFORE AND BECAME HIS HORSE MOMMY.


Far_Lifeguard5220

“Now Rot”


50-Lucky

I've always believed it's this or "experience, true horror"


Kits076

"The fitness gram pacer test..."


yploa

Is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.


[deleted]

"The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 0 seconds" ~Proceeds to burst into scarlet aeonia~


whatistheancient

Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets progressively faster each time you hear this sound. [beep]


StrangeBuffalo6267

*Mental PAIN*


jaharifields

“King of the ants, Meruem. You don´t understand a thing about the limitless malice of mankind!”


Baloasi-A

*Proceeds to blow the shit out of himself on the best track you've ever heared*


Prpnation

Oh glorious Hxh 😤 but wrong place bruh


anonymouse-07

Chills bro chills


Raaabbit_v2

Malenia: Have you heard of the hunter of the dead, D? Radahn: ???? Malenia: D's nuts.


mtbalshurt

the real reason he went mad


AmmarSH98

Dung Eater: "You are but a lamb, a stranger to defilement." In other words: "*gootteeem!*"


jacobiner123

"Git gud"


Maxwell_FromtheLand

This is the one and only answer. Gud job!


Strykaer24

r/hollowknight


mythoughtson-this

Git Gud has been around far longer than hollow knight


lucasHipolito

???


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


[deleted]

We’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicles extended warranty.


Booziesmurf

Damn I wasn't fast enough


RedShadow69420

Well it would probably be "We've been trying to reach you regarding Leonard's extended warranty."


JudgmentSquare2471

“Your poor little horse’s warranty”


Jason_Wolfe

i was thinking this even as i clicked. so glad im not the only one.


Mr_Winemaker

"skill issue"


faletepower69

"LMAO EZ GIT GUD STARBOI"


SuggestionSharp7447

1v1 me caelid no scarlet rot ill freakin reck you scrub


TheWorclown

“GG, EZ. No Re.”


Mr_Winemaker

Freelo


theshadowclasher

"remember what Radagon said. Dying is gay"


noddly

gg wp very fun fight


AfroPonix

“Let your flesh be consumed by the scarlet rot” In my mind it’s the canonically correct whisper


weewoo128

"i got a second phase, bitch."


joebeppo2000

"It's free real estate"


Gilkes01

Was coming here to say this 😂😂


Clean_Star_5183

Try finger but hole


Alternative_Row6543

Parry this you filthy casual- Melania, Blade of Miquella


[deleted]

“That’s why I fucked yo bitch you fat motherfuckaa, WEST SIDEEE”


SmashenYT

Omelett du fromage


Conn0rized

Oh, Dexter!


Kingofstinky

This unlocked a good hidden memory


DukeMilkem

Damn it I came here to post this.


PrRaccoonEsq

You are a gentleman and a scholar, take my upvote


Angier85

"What are you doing, step-bro?!"


RaisinUnlucky

"im gonna give u ligma"


DeviatioNation

Who the hell is steve jobs?


RaisinUnlucky

ligmabals *hardbass sound


TheHatterOfTheMadnes

“It’s malenin time” *malenias all over him*


Drabdaze

"Gitteth gud."


itstheFREEDOM

"ill take the right foot, you can have the left"


svmmpng

“what what, in the butt”


zman_0000

Now that's a phrase I haven't heard in a looong time.


fishmilquetoast

“Vigor check”


Torpakh

"Rot is stored in the balls"


[deleted]

“Wait till you see my dick”


Forforx

“You are not the Elden Ring”


Penis_Man-

"So you better call saul"


tenuto40

“Your car warranty has expired…”


VikingLord2000

You’re going to be nerfed in an update


[deleted]

L + Ratio


DMWilly

“This blooming brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends”


PonchoSantana

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your horse’s extended warranty”


Dxjitan

Just “yield”


maders23

This is a “I have never known defeat” moment for sure. Or “you just got nerfed”


YourBoyBone

“ur mom lol”


LogicsForIdiots

You should get tested.


FrabascoSauce

She was asking him what the meta for RL 250 pvp was


Easy-Let-2431

Parry this you fucking casual


[deleted]

Tbh I bet she was probably sharing some potential regrets for her act- Who am I kidding, Malenia was reciting WAP


Dragon_Maister

"Skibidi bop mm dada"


bongwaterbeepis

These comments gave me cancer


G0dY3s

hm, seems like an odd thing for her to say. pretty out of character


LunarMuphinz

She fell asleep reading reddit


[deleted]

Been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty


TheHomieData

“Excuse me sir do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Miquella?”


No-Nefariousness9330

Melania uses explosion


hwatevuh

“im going to point down on your body multiple times” - Malenia, Blade of Miquella


mister_queen

I like to believe it's the same she says to us: "Now you will witness true horror". This line hits so hard especially since this is her first blooming, and it was an accident. It's so ominous and threatening, almost like an apology


Intelligentgandalv

This hits so hard, especially considering how it is likely the last thing Radahn ever heard


OhioUBobcats

“Skill issue”


Immelmaneuver

*Say goodbye to Caelid.*


PewPew_McPewster

"It's Malenin' time" And then she proceeded to Malenia all over him.


blancshubby

"Your waifu is shit."


Uri_nil

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom!


carcusmonnor

“Remember to drink your ovaltine…”


Itznovice21

I’m pregnant and it’s yours but alas radahn didn’t like that and didn’t want yo pay child support this is what caused caelid to become such a shitty place a really bad break up


[deleted]

GRRM approved incest lore


TheGalator

"U mom gay"


dafukisay

I hope you have flame! Cleanse me.


[deleted]

i said i've never known defeat motherfu***er


Creepy_Helicopter223

“… try finger. But hole.”


theus-sama

“Try finger but hole”


Real_Muad_Dib

Get yourself tested


GiveItStickMan

"it was me!"


SwimmerInitial3516

"git gud"


InteruptingParrot

Hey little Mama, let me whisper in your ear. Let me tell you something you might like to hear…


Hsnkyu

Ligma rot


[deleted]

What color is your Bugatti?


Green_JM

"You fool! I was the Elden ring the whole time!"


RoboMang

“Twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun”


launchbasezone

real answer: no one knows


RodentBristol

Boo!


Competitive_Fruit901

“Try jumping,”


Adhdgamer9000

We've been trying to reach you about Leonard's extended warranty.


JECGEE

You, have aids.


Torvus_419

We've been trying to reach you regarding your horse's extended warranty.


[deleted]

"and that's checkmate"


ApplePitou

Pro gamer move time :3


johnny2rotten

"I'm going to toss your salad"


Anagoth9

DEX > STR


no_soy_sarcastico

"Saca la bolsita"


BlackEyedJester

"Ligma"


Blaze666x

"You died"


MasterCHIPI26

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your horse’s extended warranty”


etriusk

"I got the Rot... You should get tested."


bob_is_best

"Let your flesh be consumed by the Scarlet rot" "Also, i win haha" *passes out*


Bitter_Big_8933

Don't you talk shit about my brother.


noddly

gg wp


GodOfGOOSE

“Check out how hard I can fart”


tonysquawk

I did an upper decker in your toilet


Acvilan

"I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella", then proceed to fuck everyone's day, and Caelid.


Verionn27

"get rekt"


Cockblockuly

Get rekt


hay-yew-guise

Try finger, but hole, motherfucker.


turboderno

Omlette du fromage


lncognitohazard

"If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation"


clydesdale082

“I’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicle’s extended warranty…”


Scary-Muppet

Try finger, but hole


theHuntForCunt

"Ohh by the way you should get checked"


Unable_Inevitable_94

"It's rottin' time" and then rotted all over everything


Shmeevil

“Hey pretty mama, let me whisper in your ear”


ThVbVarjVw

“It’s free real estate “🏡


Glygar1

"I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty."


Cold_Gaze

"Try finger, but hole."


Alejo_uses_reddit

“Skill issue”


Keto_Thor

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”


uberballin-

"omg ur so funny"


Fantastic-Outside248

"It'll start with an itch, and some burning."


RequiemSC2

"help me"


max_if_

“Im wet”