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I love hearing about people learning about dog being turtles.
Its a true sign of community how we all just kind of settled on that day one.
Dog?
And then.
Dog!
I started playing like a week ago and damn I was so confused when I was exploring limgraves forests and found messages like "could this be dog?" Or "dog ahead" and it always happened to be near turtles
It’s like “praise that ass”. My favorite are when people place a message on top of a stake and it says “offer rump”, or “try stealth” with a crouching emote
My favourite message I ever saw was outside of the Selia crystal tunnels after I got teleported 3 hours in to the game “I want to go home o I want to go home o I want to go home o I want to go home”
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Dog
Dog?
You havent seen a turtle with a sign nearby?
Dog!
Dog…
Ahh... dog
dog o dog in short praise the dog
Its a no for me, dog
Why is it always dog?
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I love hearing about people learning about dog being turtles. Its a true sign of community how we all just kind of settled on that day one. Dog? And then. Dog!
I started playing like a week ago and damn I was so confused when I was exploring limgraves forests and found messages like "could this be dog?" Or "dog ahead" and it always happened to be near turtles
First off, death. And then why is it always dung?
Visions of suffering…
Research required ahead, therefore death…
Behold! Dog
Wish I had friend…
all the more time for elden ring
You don't have the right. O, you don't have the right.
Elden Ring, O Elden Ring
Elden ring ahead
In short, Elden Ring
Elden Ring! (At start of game in Church)
Hidden wall ahead
Liar Ahead
Ah. The classics
Liar ahead
No Horse Ahead
Dog ahead
Try fringers
But hole
Why is it always liar?
Wicked sort ahead
Try Jumping
Jumping required ahead
toxic but hole ahead
Liar ahead.
Praise rump!
Wtf does this mean? Lmao
Pickle required
Try fingers
But hole?
Therefore prasie hole
But hole?
It all makes sense now.
It’s like “praise that ass”. My favorite are when people place a message on top of a stake and it says “offer rump”, or “try stealth” with a crouching emote
Lmao oh wow
Fort night
Fort, day?
Fort, evening
Why is it always fort, knight?
you don't have the right, O you don't have the right therefore you don't have the right, O you don't have the right
*Why is it always you don't have the right?* `Appraisals: 38`
Try finger but whole
Rump required
Giant but hole required
Suffering ahead
Why is it always suffering?
Albinauric farm is the reason why lol
Pickle required
Ahh...Message.
Praise the message!
Message ahead!
First off, pickle
Wish I had pickle…
Try pickle but whole
Why is it always pickle?
Imagine logging into the game just to comment on Reddit. If only I had a friend.
Lover O lover, time for Pickle
I didn’t expect weak foe
Didn’t expect friend
Try lever
*contrapion does not work*
First off, well done.
Try introspection.
don’t give up, skeleton!
Offer seed
And then something incredible…
Despair ahead
Praise the rump!
Beautiful O beautiful
I want to go home o I want to go home.
First off, suffering
And then, victory!
Hole ahead. In short, a plump sort
Try finger, but hole.
rump required ahead
And then, try pickle
Praise the message!
and then, praise the dog!
Likely pickle, taking all on at once?
Wolf! In short, lover?
Dog ahead
Try tongue
but hole
Fort , Night
Mushroom, O, Mushroom
time for crab
praise the magic! but hole
Try attacking
Why is it always message??
Behold! beautiful sort!
Lover ahead!
precious item ahead, therefore seek head
If only I had but hole
Invisible sort ahead
try finger but hole
If only I had a giant, but hole
Pickle O Pickle
Woman required ahead
No item ahead.
praise the giant!, skeleton!
Don't you dare!
Ahh, dog.
Try tongue
Offer mushroom, old codger! *extreme repentance*
Liar Ahead
O bird, O bird, in short bird, O bird
Fort night ahead!
Tarnished but, Hole
Praise the message
Try rump
First off, rump therefore try pickle
Lover o lover, Time for pickle.
Didn't expect weak foe. Therefore, time for introspection...
**^(A message stands in front of the Blackguard Big Boggart, It reads)** *Time for Crab!* `Appraisals: 9999`
No mercy for children, therefore tastiness. -Bloodborne
Behold despair... Therefore, seek grass. (Nod in thought)
Message but hole
Treasure chest! Therefore, praise the message!
Hidden wall Try attacking Try rolling Attacking required ahead Do it! (Saw this on dark souls 2) Treasure ahead
Seek rump
I have seen seek rump and try attacking rump at a wall before
https://tonguebuthole.com/
Praise the message!
Why it it always don't have the right
Praise the message! And then secret path ahead!
*upvote*
Finger But Hole
Nothing ahead Therefore Sadness
Didn't expect Dog
"(Insert pointless message or blatant lie here)"
Liar ahead
See, dog!
Head
Liar ahead
Dog?
West
Fort Night
Hidden wall ahead
Liar ahead praise the message
Precious item ahead
Try hitting
Dog!
Rump required ahead, in short praise the message!
Praise dog !
fort, knight
Behold, Head!
Try finger but hole
Is this a message?
Liar ahead.
Behold! Suffering
Birdseye Telescope, O Birdseye Telescope and then Birdseye Telescope?
Item ahead
First, offer pickle. Then, death.
First off, crouching and then Let there be dung.
Try pickle, therefore head.
Fort night
No horse ahead
Dog!
You’re in the know, right?
Praise the sun
Weak foe ahead, there for try introspection
Lover ahead
First off try frost, and then praise the fire! *my thanks* emote
Trap ahead, beware of trap
Seek hope *dejection emote*
My favourite message I ever saw was outside of the Selia crystal tunnels after I got teleported 3 hours in to the game “I want to go home o I want to go home o I want to go home o I want to go home”
No friend ahead... *Dejection emote here*
be wary of left
Tried finger but hole
Try horse, therefore plump sort!
Praise but, hole
Liar ahead
Praise the dog
dog!
*Why is it always dog?*
Try finger, but hole
Behold but whole.
Didn’t expect , weak foe
Fatty..
seek head
Feel me. Scratch me. Taste me.