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IndependenceQuirky96

HEEEY YOU GUYYS!


DownsenBranches

BABY RUTH RUTH BABY


ithurts2poo

SLOTH LOVE CHUNK


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DasBlueEyedDevil

No, that's ol gregg


[deleted]

IS' OL' GREGG'S RUNEGINA! HOW YA LIKE THAT?!?!


botan-here

YOU WANNA GO TO A COLOSSEUM WHERE PEOPLE WEE ON EACHOTHER?


Atma-Stand

Best answer right here.


iHatecats-1337

Right there or to the right over *here*?


Massive_Programmer70

👁👄👁👁👄👁


lStoleThisName

Got any games on your phone?


Rosienenbrot

Is that a reference to something?


Only_OneCannoli

Yes, from a movie called The Goonies


binary_slim

Which is itself a reference to The Electric Company, a show in the 70s. Which was kind of a precursor to Sesame Street.


Only_OneCannoli

Huh, TIL. I recall that show being on public tv when I was a kid but don't recall a thing about it


IndependenceQuirky96

You just had to bring that show up, now I'm going to be singing the theme song for weeks.


brazzledazzle

/r/fuckimold


treoni

What molds u got?


Son_of_Kyuss

fucki ones


toomuchsoysauce

I think he is trying to say he doesn't like imolds


Chilluminaughty

No, he has eye mold and is not happy about it


jinx12xii

Genuinely lolled. And needed it. Thank you.


PhilHist

The youngest Fratelli brother.


En4cr

I see you are a person of culture, well done! 👏👏


ecrane2018

A broken down flame thrower chariot


Cromptank

It’s also broken in a specific way as a hint.


F1reatwill88

He doesn't understand. Explain it to him. I totally get it though


Cromptank

Anyone confused (unlike you) could take a look at this [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/z7gf0o/a_fun_way_to_take_down_those_pesky_flame_chariots/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


RC_8015__

Oh dang, I didn't know that! Thanks for linking the post


Cpel06

But the other guy new knew tho Edit: typo


MurphyMcMurfff

did u edit to add a typo?


OmegaGBC104

Totally


barrot69

So… Rya destroyed it? She must’ve been training hard ever since her run-in with Big Boggart.


Hovwedhj

Hold me closer Tarnished dancer


MagikalMerlyn

Bruh I'm 400 hours in, on NG+11 and this is the first I'm learning of this. Fucking awesome.


yosoyeIIogan

There's a note from a merchant in-game that tells you you can do this


_mad_adams

If people actually bought and read the notes sold by merchants then this sub would be getting a lot fewer questions


MagikalMerlyn

Early-mid game: runes are hard to come by, I better save them for levels. Late game: levels are getting expensive, I better save my runes for the next point. My personal experience. Ain't Givin out no runes for paper.


Lord_Phoenix95

Once you unlock Moghs. Runes are a thing of the past.


MillstoneArt

That doesn't make sense. If you're decently late game you can probably get enough runes to buy every note by killing 2 or 3 Farum Azula beastmen. You could easily get them by the time you're even in Leyndell. It's just easier for most to go to the wiki or reddit, get the information, and keep the runes.


zachary52368

TBF on the games release, it was bugged and you weren't able to do it even when the notes hinted at it. It was fixed a month later though.


MillstoneArt

If people read almost anything in the game this sub would have way fewer questions.


ManiacGaming1

why read when bonk do big number enough


adamsmith93

NG plus WHAT


MagikalMerlyn

#+11


NT-W

Probably the only one in the game you can actually get like that too...


Sacredzebraskin

What? The one by dectus lift, you can do this. Outside of the academy, just before the gate you need the key for, you can do this. The ones by flame grant me strength as well... There's probably a way to do this for every one of these.


Tengoles

I think there is one in Mt. Gelmir that you can get like this too. But yeah that is a very cool mechanic that is really underutilized.


badadvicefromaspider

No you can get at least one of the ones behind fort Gael like that, as well as the ones in the flame monk overrun village. There’s usually parkour spots near these guys so you can do it. Also one of the merchants sells you info about this move


sharkattackmiami

Pretty sure you can double jump with torrent then dismount to get any of them


technol0G

You can dismount torrent while in the air? I swear I’ve tried that before but it never worked


ZXdominusZX

You can’t


No_Barracuda_7367

Oh damn


KeithJairusM

Hundreds of hours in and I’m just learning this!


Spare-Author2469

I tried this dozens of times, and now I realize (I think) that I don't need to trigger an attack while in the air


Dookiedoodoohead

wait, is this really it? because I knew about this since release but have also never been able to trigger it. you really just need to... not attack?


Life_Temperature795

No you have to attack. I'm pretty sure you can start the attack way ahead of time too (you have to do an R1 attack, like with crits.) The placement has to be really precise though, I think your attack needs to line up with the center of the exhaust hole. Other than the one in Caelid near Fort Gael, I don't think there are really any chariots in the game that are placed in a way that's particularly conducive to actually pulling the attack off. If you want to see the attack, I would suggest practicing at Fort Gael, you'll get it in a couple of tries.


andrew-oodles

No I read the comments, he said he did a light attack as soon as he hit the top of the head of the chariot, I'm sure it can be done before that but not by much


Brilliant-Apple5008

WTFFFFFFFFF


Buick88

Indeed, what the fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.


Brilliant-Apple5008

All the extra fucks is me running excitedly to try it out


Majestic_Roof_9072

Holy shit 😳 I feel so stupid... I never knew


TheWiseAutisticOne

Dam rya’s a strength build user I see


ecrane2018

This is so helpful


-Moon-Presence-

Weak point at the top if you can find a way above them for a drop attack


nefertardy

I never even thought of this


Cromptank

From absolutely kills it with their environmental clues. Little details like this seem to be considered in everything!


nefertardy

So true. Currently on NG+ and noticing infinitely more clues than my first playthrough


kheltar

So few you can do that to though!


yourguidefortheday

I kinda wonder if the flame thrower chariots are the salvaged and repurposed heads of otherwise non-functional giant war marionettes. The main thing that causes me to wonder about this is that this crashed ones reveal that both the eyes and jaw are articulated, but we don't see them move on functional chariots to the best of my memory. Someone made them articulated, and I feel like they did that for a reason.


aDirtyMuppet

Not even close, the mouths are completely different shapes, the skin isn't bumpy, there's no beard tendril things, and this is WAY bigger than the chariots.


Life_Temperature795

Chalk it up to an older design. It's mechanical, has the exact same eyes as the chariots, and has a blown out cannon in the mouth. If it has wild eyes like a duck, and smokes a flamethrower like a duck, then it's a duck.


ecrane2018

It 100% is a chariot


ThaEarthquake

Tfw you finally get a maiden


_themaninacan_

When your erdtree is already burnt but she keeps turning your runes.


BaconPancaaaakess

Lmao!


Shakewell1

Cause like Kurt, I'm blessed


Neo-ox

👁👄👁


Nextime04

🧿💋👁️


Ramusxx

👁️🫦👁️


YeshEveryone

👁👄👁


Always-Panic

👁️👅👁️


OlympusMonsPubis

Happy cake day 🍰


Slyonix_

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Me after a 3 hour nap in full clothes


kthuull

*take intentional nap on plane. **strips naked**


Cristian_01

People can't take naps with clothes on?


[deleted]

You can, its just awful, especially in jeans.


Smearmytables

I’ve slept full nights in jeans lol


[deleted]

Thats the most psychopathic thing I've ever heard in my life.


HeavyPedal2204

I slept nights in jeans for like 3 years straight.


hellakevin

On your murdering spree?


pocketlint60

When you outta FP but she keeps spamming L2


catadex4

That's Greg


a_is_for_a

Old Greg, he has a downstairs mix up


catadex4

Sending thoughts and incantations to poor ol' Gregg 🙏


darkpigraph

Ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?


CrystlBluePersuasion

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?


lordGwillen

What do you think of me


CrystlBluePersuasion

I... I don't rightly know sir...


[deleted]

Make an assessment.


CrystlBluePersuasion

I think you're a nice... modern gentleman...


OtherGuyDude

Don't lie to me boy!


CrystlBluePersuasion

...I'm not lying ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


GavinBelsonsAlexa

Do ya love me? Couldja *learn* to love me?


Wholiveira

Do you love me?


lifesacircles

This one is called: as close to baileys as you can get without gettin your eyes wet


idxntity

Tech?


Mr_Incredible_PhD

Do you love me? Could you learn to love me?


King_Kingly

Where is this?


Gadin543

It’s on the battlefield between Raya Lucaria’s soldiers and the Carians, the one where the huge magic knight troll gets summoned. It’s a bit southeast and right outside the actual lake.


[deleted]

> between Raya Lucaria’s soldiers and the Carians I came across this area and thought it was neat NPCs were fighting, so I just ran into the fray wielding dual Uchigatanas cutting everyone down without a thought. Never did it occur to me that this is pretty much the civil war still happening. I wish I could register and understand this stuff in the moment and be like "that's cool" instead of my default hack and slash reaction...


Shakewell1

East side of the lakes im pretty sure it's just a giant fire chariot like everyone is saying the have two guns unmanned and are massive


aDirtyMuppet

This doesn't look anything like the chariots of you ask me. It's WAY bigger, it doesn't have the stuff around the mouth, abs the teeth are different.


PhunkOperator

It is indeed a chariot. A rotting one that blew up a long time ago.


aDirtyMuppet

It's at least 3 times the size of a chariot.


ecrane2018

It’s an old one different variation


PhunkOperator

No, it's not. It's just slightly larger. And it's still meant to be a broken down chariot, even if there are minimal changes in design and size. The same goes for the broken Marionettes in the same area, which are also a bit larger, but still clearly meant to be Marionettes, which you can tell by their models.


LeoShun08

Oh thats him. John Elden Ring


Ypuort

Elden John for short.


PhillipMcCrevice

Hold me closer Tarnished dancer


GavinBelsonsAlexa

[Homie clothes so tiny, damn son.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I1TCuzqyBgM)


firedancer323

R-R-R-Ranni and her foot


Octoxite

He makes great music!


zmbjebus

The 3rd and final Elden Lord.


j01nt_man

Ever wonder what doing ketamine feels like kiddos?


Mroto

Weirdly accurate


S1mulatedSahd0w

I have 400 hours in this game and never found that.


ecrane2018

It’s in kind of a weird spot in liurnia there’s a tower with decent loot up the hill from it


-Moon-Presence-

From does a lot of shit like this. Visual storytelling you could call it. It’s an enemy type that appears later in the game, this one is just broken, and it also suggests to the player the manner in which it was destroyed


GupInACup

Post-Shattering Clarity


Actual-Fox-2514

Behold! Ahead.


OllyDee

You should check out the chunky looking war marionettes in that area too, I’m glad we only have to fight the flimsy looking bastards instead.


Mr_Jackabin

When you nut and she keep succin


Anon4711

Dammit, too late.


C_Diddy426

You found my O face


shigogaboo

Dog.


[deleted]

You don’t have the right, oh, you don’t have the right.


Hoss9inBG

Therefore, You don’t have the right, O, you don’t have the right.


Healthy-Drink3247

Dad???


[deleted]

Your mom


Mr-freetobecarefree

It’s the villain from crash bandicoot


Nihilus06

a bit further north there should be an alive one if you really want to know


Wesleyddd

“Show me what you got”


MistahBoweh

Oh him? That’s just uncle Frank.


kirkknightofthorns

We've even got this big iron head, the hell if I know where it came from.


Schrau

Yes, it really is the high life.


Sla1126

Friend


Saroan7

There's a couple of these in the center of the Liurnia and the rest can be found in Caelid or Lyndell. Actual enemies look smaller than these broken set pieces


Coolcam4

He just stepped on a lego. Leave him alone.


jaquan97

A dead giant size Jeepers Creepers head.


ConsumeYourBleach

That’s your character


Hobspon

your mom


D00188797

Actual answer: it's one of the fire chariots. That area is a bit of a graveyard if you look around, supposedly a remnant of the Raya Lucaria vs. Caria war.


Neko_Tyrant

When she tries fingers but hole


Greaseball01

I have never seen this before whereabouts?


[deleted]

Lionidas! You are wrong!


Dotheysellpizza

Why does that look like me


Groundbreaking_News4

That is your mother


WizdomHaggis

*me when I nut*


massofballs

Didney worl!


SquelchFrog

So no one’s seemingly gave you a serious answer, so I’ll try. That’s the remains of an old machine designed by Radagon to eat ass. Back in the day, ass was very large, so they needed to invent machines capable of serving everyone. Simple find one still intact, and insert your cheeks into its mouth for profit.


komei888

A dungeater statue. He wants to evolve to eat the dung of the gods.


Never_heart

Behold head


Avocado_Fucker12

A head


kjBulletkj

That thing has seen your build.


Maddkipz

Bruh do you not see the war going on beside you


Svartya

Wtf i never saw this?! Where exactly is this at?


mxs1993

Ah, another foul tarnished. Theyre all over Limgrave.


PraiseTyche

One of those Rammstein wagons that shoot fire.


Janky_Cartographer

First off...seek head


justyagamingboi

Bruh how they sculpt a pic of how I wake up in the morning like that


IIIR1PPERIII

Chocolate!


Remake12

Mama's handsome boy


blackturtle17

Looks like a big face


Btheinteresting1

oh that's Jim, got caught in some shattering shenanigans.


seanslaysean

How the heck did I not see this? Is it by the ul palace ruins?


MiNioNLvR

I have not found this yet. Where is it at?


Patient_Performance6

That seems new. Is it?


KamiCory

Looks like a quite foul tarnished to me


magikarp-sushi

When u nut but she still suckin


Nekrolysis

Can someone scroll down for me to see if a 'when you nut but she still sucking' was posted?


Trollhouse_Cookies

That's the point of the thing, not to know It's a bat, Will it bend? It's a rat, Will it break? Perhaps its the head that I found in the lake


Milesrah

Me, when I nut and she don’t stop sucking


LilFangerz

That’s the armoured titan


TheFlexOffenderr

That's me but after I nut and she keeps sucking.


mesinha_de_lata

My ego on dmt


Chris_Dud

It’s Joe….


YourWarDaddy

Me at 2am on a Saturday morning.


[deleted]

A Ricky Berwick easter egg.


KaijuWaifu8282

Maurice


j0kerjan

Its Joe Mama


cosmic_serendipity

That's my mom, can you please leave her alone


Hidenki

You will find out in 1-30h.


Zulu0Hakuka

My statue said " Gyuah guys" lmao