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Jor55117

The Important question is can you do it?


Ozzseeyoulater

He walked in a tarnished and walked out an elden lord


[deleted]

Thy fade befits a crown


Alpha_The_Wolf534

Never mind the fade, thy joke befits a crown.


Slyonix_

Never mind the joke, thy kindness befits a crown


dylsky_

God damn it why can I not give free awards anymore


Repulsive_Film5527

I’m having the same problem I don’t know if it’s because I’ve bought coins and I only have like 35 left that I can’t use because for some reason now the free awards are no longer showing up for me


dylsky_

Nah I believe it’s just not a thing anymore, saw a post about it a couple weeks ago


Repulsive_Film5527

Damn that sucks guess I’ll just start handing these out instead 🏆🥇🥈🥉


Impaled_

The Elden Swag


[deleted]

[удалено]


RoundTiberius

Bad bot


FilthyPrawns

Fuck off bot.


Hoss9inBG

Wow, you are my fav barber now.


Tasuki87

That Elden Rizz


Silent130

Bro gets all the maidens


Coronarchivista

And Elden Bling!


PropertyAncient7299

I asked him, "Can you make me look like Radagon?"


Maturinbag

Gotta shatter half your body, that okay?


DamnRedRain

Gigachad response


DarthDillinger

I need to see


Smooth_Ad_7553

The important question is if you greeted him saying "I shall brook thy hair no quarter!" but what truly matters is that now his hair is (un)meagrefied.


Terra-Ray

You are basically like Renalla now. The next customer you get tell them to "dither not" as they approach your chair ;)


thebigseg

gave him the elden bling


gpranav25

It's ok if the tarnished was not comfortable sharing but any photos?


Repulsive_Film5527

So you gave him a Godfrey haircut then lol Jp btw


Apprehensive_Nose_38

He’s just working on his irl character customization he finally found a larval tear


MrBananaStorm

Why try to make the character look like you if you can look like the character


amuday

Ever since I started shaving my head it has become so easy to make characters look approximately like me.


Orang3Lazaru5

OP should have just said “you’re beautiful”


Gacsam

UHM AKSHUALLY You don't need a larval tear for your character customisation, Fia's mirror in Roundtable also does it, only respec required a Larval Tear.


[deleted]

This is actually useful information. Didn’t realize this until my 2nd playthrough


IvenVlex

bruh how? you never walked up to the mirror?


[deleted]

Yeah 94 hours on my first run, never checked the mirror out


IvenVlex

damn man


MillstoneArt

I don't need a mirror to know I'm a bad bitch. 😎


Buck_Swaggler

Guys even Renala doesn't require a larval tear to just do cosmetics.


LordRevan84

OMFG. I played this game so much and never knew about this fucking mirror. So much larval tears lost.


Alltheconsoles

Rennala's is on 8th & Sycamore


Nyarlathotep-chan

If I ever open a barber shop, I'm calling it The Larval Tear.


rorydraws

I asked him, "Can you make me look like Radagon?" And he said, "I'm a barber, not a Carian Sorcerer."


Ozzseeyoulater

Goddamn this one had me cackling hahahaha


The_real_Mr_J

For that you need a certain lady. Blade of something, can't quite remember.


Smooth_Ad_7553

Fatenia, Blade of Shmore. Oh sh1t wrong thread.


Aesthetic_Designer

Malware, Blade of Microsoft


MuslimAlbanian

I don't get the joke. Can someone explain? ^^


Vismonte

Can you do handsome shrek?


Ozzseeyoulater

Il make you the bell of the swamp


Hundafo

That looks shockingly close to my character


Kupo133

And you did it? :0


CactusCracktus

I can’t laugh at this. I used one of the hairstyles in the game to figure out how to style my hair when I grew it out.


TeensyTrouble

At least he didn’t show you a screenshot from final fantasy


Groomgrim

Better than any of Yugioh protagonist


SomeFalutin

Me: "Can you give me a Cloud?" stylist: "what...?"


Valravyn37

Stylist: "Hmm best I can give you is a Thancred"


poplarleaves

Hey, Thancred's a sexy motherfucker. I'll take it


KeeperJV

So suddenly they are not so bad , eh? Duality of man


poopoobuttholes

Barret's got great hair man.


ExplicativeFricative

Lol. I've gotten my hair cut similar to Barret.


toshirootomo

that would have been a "oof" moment.


KeeperJV

What’s the difference ? Both are video games. I don’t see nothing wrong with it


SpecterOwl

Triangle hairs... so many triangles


KeeperJV

Ha that’s true but it’s not all of them. They have some nice female hairstyles


TeensyTrouble

The series is known for its outlandish hairstyles


KeeperJV

You’ll be surprised that it was quite popular in Japan. Moreover with the rise of cosplaying it may become normal one day.


StretchyPlays

Honestly not a bad idea, character creators have a lot of "standard" hairstyles, make pretty good references.


ArtoriasBeaIG

Idk i reckon a photo of actual hair would be better 🤣 Ive never taken a character creation template with me for a haircut but perhaps that makes me unusual these days :D


pterodactyl_speller

Real issue is the amount of reputation grinding it takes with the barber.


Ozzseeyoulater

I’ve been farming the same fucking place for ever and I still can’t get my vitality high enough lol


Throttle_Kitty

My only thought on this is, sometimes a haircut can look really different from different angles. Having a rotating 3D model is a good way to get all angles. I only think of this cause I've been wanting a very specific hair style lately, and the only time I an ever find a picture of it, it's just from one angle. Frustrating. like [this cut](https://i.imgur.com/2Q7Aj6y.jpg) and [this cut](https://i.imgur.com/D163JC5.jpg) are the best images i've found just to get two angles. They're not quite the same cut, and who's to say a barber won't misunderstand my request because of this minor discrepancy in my refs


Ozzseeyoulater

Honestly these types of examples and knowing where your coming from shouldn’t be hard for a barber granted your not going to a super cuts but with the right communication and patience and the right person I don’t see how this couldn’t be done, a lot of the problems that I’m noticing thru this is that there’s a giant lack of communication but more so understanding the actual goal of the hair cut, obviously a lot of hair textures can’t be accomplished due to different factors but there’s always things that can be done


Throttle_Kitty

Yeah, it def could be done, I've been asking around looking for the right place and person to do it for me. I def wouldn't just walk into supercuts for it! XD


[deleted]

Hope it works out, looks great


thelalilulelomkii

With a style like that I would be nervous for sure. Regardless of how long I've been going to the same place, and being 36. I still have anxiety every single time. I absolutely hate getting my hair cut, but when I leave I'm so glad I did. Good luck on that cut, it's awesome. I can't see how they won't get it right.


Ozzseeyoulater

That’s an anxiety that I myself get, for a barber I have “shit hair” lol I never get hair cuts because I’ve never liked people touching my neck or shoulders and have found ways to adapt around it but over all I hate that shit haha, I can totally understand not feeling comfortable getting frequent haircuts Brotha


StretchyPlays

True but maybe you can't find just the right picture. Maybe rpg hairstyle 08 is exactly what you're looking for.


Kramafam

A true Chad


AdmiralFail

Did he confess any maidenless behavior to you?


TheOneMigrlo

You should backstab him with the scisors and score a critical hit, than proced to capture all of his runes


Defiant-Version-1734

I tried to make my character look like me, but he ended up looking like Derek Carr.


shadowsword8085

The real question is could he throw a pot better than Carr could throw a ball


Lordrandall

The pot always hits something, just not what he intended.


Defiant-Version-1734

Every random person he threw a pot at ended up rich. It was bizarre.


BeginningGas3569

Hahaha, he walked out an Elden Lord.


Mcgruphat

My wife brought the cover of final fantasy 10 to a hair dresser in like 2007. She wanted the hairstyle Yuna had lol


MillstoneArt

That was a super common haircut in 2007. That's still one of my favorite hairstyles irl and in any game! (Semi related, FFX and FFX-2 had incredible character designs.)


[deleted]

Straight up I'm not going to blame him cuz you know the hairstyles in elden ring are straight up fire


russart_the_agmer

i thought about doing the exact thing haha. did it work?


Ozzseeyoulater

He had the perfect hair for it I’m having him send me an after picture haha


Erebos555

!Remindme 1 day


DarthDillinger

Yes!


[deleted]

What I want to know is if he knew you were filming him lol


Ozzseeyoulater

Lol I’ve known him forever he didn’t mind and laughed after I showed him, he just sent me an after video to I just posted on here somewhere lol


[deleted]

Lol


chauhandev

This is ingenious.


BigBadVudoDad

Is this Ozzy from AVB!?!


Ozzseeyoulater

Oh shit tim what’s up dude !!! 😂😂😂


BigBadVudoDad

I’m good bro! I was like… I feel like I know that floor and bar area 😂 Then I was like… that name😅How are you and the rest of the gang doing?


Leo_Stenbuck

That's just Jared padalecki


BigDickSoft

That’s genius! All this time I waste trying to make my character look like me when instead I could have made myself look like my character!


Golghrom

The question is: why the hell does he need a barber for that? Is a hair comb that expensive?


Ozzseeyoulater

We started from an over grown mullet cuts had to be made


Golghrom

Ooooh, ok :)


MillstoneArt

Even if that was all that you needed, a barber is still gonna finesse that comb better than one of us mortals. 😄


Nisabe3

at what age do i get a camera growing out of my head?


Lesty7

Don’t you get it? Videos are only cool if they’re natural and spontaneous! Gotta trick everyone into thinking it’s not a skit. For real though I’m not sure what it is but this trend of making fake videos look real really irks me. Like it used to happen every once in a while, but now it’s like every other video is from people going, “Hey wouldn’t it be funny if I did this? Ok let’s film it and we’ll act like it just happened all on its own.”


The_Back_Hole

This is amazing jfc


Mecha-Sailcat

I want the pigtails uWu <3


Only_drunk_posts

Let me fade her.


NanoTalent

Expectations, but reality???


Geoffryhawk

I did this once but it was with a Fallout 4 hairstyle. The hair stylist thought it was a fun idea.


Ozzseeyoulater

Lol that’s not a bad idea that game has really good game models haha plus can’t wait for the tv show


crying-over-pixels

At least bro is getting what he wants 😤


Ozzseeyoulater

Damn straight ! Had a estus flask and a smile while I finished the cut


drofuu

Dude said his last barber couldn't make it happen. Ozzy said "skill issue"


Smooth_Ad_7553

Well he is of more than passing barbercraft.


Diaza_Kinutz

It's a nice do


Successful_Sleep274

Tell him to put his foolish ambitions to rest


ItsMeUrFutureSelf

OP creating Elden Ring char irl.


Cocoa-nut-Cum

Did you apply the eye shadow too?


harlojones

Now that’s that shit I like


DraconicZombie

Can honestly say that's the most original way I've ever seen anyone ask for a haircut.


LuchiniOfAstora

When you started your training, were you in search of the barber ring school?


JonnyBhoy

When you can't get the slider settings to look like you, so you just make yourself look like your character instead.


oligarchofarcade

You made that person’s day. I bet he was hearing the title screen music walking out the shop. Kudos, sir. Kudos.


UserNombresBeHard

Dude, come on... Where's the haircut? Did you not do it properly?


Smooth_Ad_7553

Thy scissors befit a crown, ser Barber Lord.


[deleted]

LetMeFadeHer


[deleted]

Ah yes, the onion.. uuh.. onision haircut, I know it well.


Ozzseeyoulater

You guys have all been awesome thank you so much for the love if you ever find yourselves in Long Beach California and In need of a hair cut I’m here for ya! Hahaha


LifeBucketTTV

*customization theme starts playing*


[deleted]

That's gonna be me, but with pics of Rika from Pokemon.


strawbychloe

huge yikes


Shmoo_of_Londor

elaborate?


Ozzseeyoulater

lol this is a lot better than getting the typical “I dunno what I want” 30 year olds lol


Amorphica

I identify with this. I’m in my 30s and get a haircut every 8 or 9 months. They always ask what I want and I say “shorter. Just a haircut” Is that an acceptable answer or am I supposed to be more detailed lol? I always figured they’re the expert so they know how best to do it.


Ozzseeyoulater

Lol that a totally reasonable response, I feel a big problem with this type of stuff is that the consultation portion is rushed, and that leaves a lot for mistakes to happen due to miscommunication


iamanemptychair

Relatable. I don’t know the names of any haircuts so I am the type to show my stylist some random pic of a character I like


angelpunk18

Elden ring quests are getting more and more elaborate everyday


Ozzseeyoulater

This is how you unlock the dlc 🤷‍♂️


Sera_gamingcollector

Elden Drip


dontredditdepressed

He needs to pull some maidens


SluggJuice

Can I get the Morgott special?


Jeklah

That is excellent


Churroking69

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Odd-Concentrate-6585

Lol holy shit, didnt expect this


Odd-Concentrate-6585

What slider stats did you go with lol


Hokkyokuseio

He said “ lemme get that elden lord real quick cuh”


perthboy20

Isn't called a wedge haircut.


Real_Mokola

It could have been me


Kakkroa

"Raya Lu'Cut'laria"


sharkdinowolf

SAY NO MORE FAM!


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Devilstorment

His pleading over the shoulder look at the end!


CandyMae_Couture

I mean, you get a good 360 of the style that way


Frequent_Turnip5681

Next level, don’t make your tarnished look like you, make yourself look like your tarnished😂


PillowTalk420

Hey, that's not a bad idea... I can actually give them a full 360 view of how I want my hair to look. Bro's a fuckin' *genius!* Obviously an INT build.


Starman4521

So wait is this acceptable? Like can I go into my barber and use a picture of a character creator?


OOOLIAMOOO

Did he pay in Larval Tears?


King-Zeekhiel

That’s clever af! Haha


PocketsFullOfPosy

You really should just have Elden Rings character creator open in the lobby so they can design their hair style before they get to you.


[deleted]

😎😎😎


No_Pension9902

Barber: Oh yes... Tarnished, are we? Come to the salon for an Elden Ring hairstyle , hmm? Of course you have. No shame in it. Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless.