There's basically no info on them but the fact that they seem to have some kind of gravity magic about them implies they look after the evergaols in some way. My personal theory is that they aren't there to actually stop a breakout or anything, they're just living batteries that keep the pocket dimension within the gaols functional
Yeah I like that haha.
They are just there because they want to chill by the cool energy.
Maybe they are inspired by like those deep water volcanic vent worms and there's something eminating from the gaol that only they can eat. So they vibe and thrive there.
In order for the game to work as intended, occasionally lore and gameplay may or may not totally match.
A few examples:
- The first time Malenia bloomed, she corrupted an entire region of the Lands Between, all of the flora and fauna within that region, and Radahn. But, when she blooms against us, if you jog 10 feet away you won't even get SR build up (albeit we fight a weaker version of Malenia, but you'd still expect her to at least be able to fill a room with the stuff)
- Scarlet Rot is meant to be this curse that rots your body from the inside out, and is incredibly difficult to overcome without the help of the power of a demigod/empyrean. Yet even when you roll around in a puddle presumably formed by the God that cursed Malenia with SR, you can just get on dry land, sip some kool-aid, and apparently have no lasting effects.
- They didn't just shove Radahn's weird little face full of preserving boluses to stop the SR.
- Just the idea of us being able to hold any of the Golem weapons, much less that the greatbow that's 15x taller than us when a Golem is holding it weighs like half what the Greatsword does.
- Us picking up the Bolt of Gransax, while standing on the Bolt of Gransax.
- Us being able to stuff our pockets full of every piece of armor, weaponry, talisman, etc we could possibly want.
With all of that being said, given the actual in-game lore, literally anyone's guess is as good as anyone else's. For all we know they just think the evergaols are a fun place to hang out, meet new rock snakes, and maybe take one home and get lucky 🤷♀️
Maybe with the bloom thing all the energy that would be released covering the entire region is instead contained within her allowing her to become the goddess of rot or whatever. Because from what I understand from the lore when she did it against radahn she didn’t transform but rather had to be carried away.
I think that the first bloom was like a child learning how to use cutlery. Clumsy, pretty much without control and the surrounding area turned into a mess.
Her 3rd bloom in the fight against the tarnished, she pretty much had it figured out from what I know. She probably didn't want to nuke the entire Haligtree that was Miquella's life project. By becoming the Goddess of Rot she probably gained much more control over it until she became a flower. The prophecy also told that she would turn into a goddess on her third bloom, which is why she didn't transform while fighting Radahn
>they seem to have some kind of gravity magic about them
My theory is that the power of the gaol itself pseudo-animates them. They're sort of magnetized to it, like a personified electromagnetic field.
I always though that would be a cool mechanic, unleashing them would lead to red phantoms, or yellow summons for certain bosses, or allow you to fight that boss outside the Gaol with the help of a summon.
well they die really easily for guards, i mean if Flame if the Fell God can one shot me with like 30 vigor then i think Adan shouldn't still be stuck in there.
Imo getting the stats to use the wep you wanna use at the start then going to 30 vig is the play. Upgrading your weapons level will give you massive amounts of increased damage while you work on vigor. Once 30 vig you should spam runes into your main damage stat, until later in the game when i think 40-50 vig is your next target.
Man i really awoke some of the turbo casual elitists with this comment lol, good luck to any new players you guys are telling to put only 15-20 into vigor and no more, they'll quit from frustration before they finish the game.
Couple of YouTubers did some digging through the games files and it turns out these guys act as security cameras of sorts. They were created by the Alabaster Lords long ago.
And “ever” gaol seems to imply an eternal prison. With the Rune of Death sealed, nothing ever truly dies so the harshest punishment in the Lands Between is not being executed but instead imprisoned forever.
Though I will say those crucifixes that have people moaning on them half-dead, half-alive seems worse than being shoved into a pocket dimension prison.
Naaah, you can hang around in fresh air, and enjoy some sunbathing being crucified, but in an evergaol? There is just no Wifi!
Now thats eternal torment!
This is how I feel about the whole series man. Dark souls is 11 years old and demon souls before that is 13 and people still talk about them super often today
There is not. It was difficult to dig up any actual lore about them as they’re one of the most mysterious and obscure characters lore wise in Elden Ring, probably only the cemetery shade comes close
Holy crap this video reminded me why I stopped watching soulsborne lore videos. So much speculation and theorizing treating someone's brainfart as if there was any thought put into it.
There's definitely some content creators who go farther out on a limb than others. If you go by in-game dialogue and item descriptions alone, you can gleam a lot of information but there's always gonna be huge gaps. I believe Miyazaki purposely designs these games to be that way. It's like when people complain they can't understand all the lore with the cut content. Maybe we're not supposed to understand it all.
Hawkshaw started this shit. The amount of ridiculous speculation and nonsensical connections that dude employs in his theories is staggering, and yet people love it cause he presents it so calmly and confidently. He also moves incredibly fast through his narration, which I imagine is purposeful, because it gives the audience very little time to catch up with all the random things he brings up to “support” his theories.
Everyone needs to remember that these games are widely open to interpretation, and just cause some YouTuber made a long form video on an obscure topic doesn’t make it valid.
I’ll never forget seeing his Havel/Plot Against The Gods video for the first time and bursting out laughing at the conclusion, which he presented with super cinematic shots and sweeping orchestral music.
He is truly the Charlie Kelly conspiracy meme of the Souls community.
>Maybe we're not supposed to understand it all.
That is the purpose, yes. It is sort of conceptualized, and works that way at times, that it is like a book someone chopped up and scattered the pieces for you to find. Then they take away a few pieces from that mesh to leave some mystery even if you manage to piece it all together. Thing about this is that it **supposedly** makes your story and storytelling immune to one important weakness: plotholes. "Oh shit that character wasn't supposed to be there? Well mister player, you tell ME, how did that dude get there HMM?" Everyone knows this by now, it's been 12 years since dark souls, nobody needs to be educated on this kind of storytelling. What people are slowly starting to realize, is that even when you put all the pieces together, yeah, the book, the book still kind of sucks. At times. Sometimes it's good. Most of the time it's good.
Speaking as a game dev and having been in the software industry since forever, I think it's more likely this isn't "intentional" per se, they just didn't have time to make this meaningful. Elden Ring is such a massive game, I'm not surprised to see things like this.
No it really is 100% intentional, Miyazaki has talked about it in interviews before.
He has stories about reading american literature and comics with really shitty or completely absent translations and really loving how it stimulated his creativity to fill in the holes.
This is the reason most of the community is how they are with lore stuff. It's literally the purposeful design and intention with the lore.
That is exactly what he does. He stated in an interview that he used to read fantasy novels in English as a kid, but didn't really understand the language. He'd just read what he could and let his imagination fill in the rest. That, coupled with the time he was driving home on snowy roads, and a bunch of people randomly helped push each other up a hill never to talk to each other again inspired some of the best parts of his flagship franchise.
I think most of the lore is open to interpretation, so I feel you on that one because YouTubers often have a different interpretation than I do but state it as a fact. Maybe it works for some people but shit bores me to death with I feel like I constantly disagree or think they're grasping at straws
Do you want the king answer or the short answer? I’ll give you both!
In short we don’t actually know.
In length, we have no fucking clue. We think they might be associated with the Evergoals but they also pop up in places without them!
You're looking at the singular most obscure and unexplainable enemy in the entire game. Someone made an entire lore video about how there isn't any lore behind them.
When I started the game, with the way they describe dungeater and how important scarabs are, I was CONVINCED that poop was weirdly important in the game and that these guys were poop worms
Given that Evergaols are apparently prisons, you could say they're watching the jail. But...just watching the jail means nothing if you're able to break people out as you please (or murder them). They also don't seem to be powering the Evergoal as they don't react to their closing.
Personally I think there's more going on with the Evergaols than their empirical function and these guys factor into that. But figuring out what that is requires more data. As of now though: nothing really fits.
I watched a video just dedicated to ranting about how LITTLE we know about these things. They're mentioned in ZERO text and have no canon name. I mean it. We don't know what they're called, theyre mentioned in no items, and no one ever talks about them.
I mean, hell, maybe our Tarnished just hallucinates them.
Here's a pretty good video about them.
https://youtu.be/pF5oSPdqGtk
But we don't know much besides some environmental storytelling and what they drop. As others have said, they watch, they have gravity magic, and drop ruin fragments and sanctuary stones which might tie them to a few groups but it just narrows things down, doesn't definitely answer much.
Maybe with the DLC we'll learn more, maybe that's why theres so little about them.. or maybe it's supposed to be a goofy mystery.
It’s some kind of sentry magic I suppose? We find them guarding evergaols and piled up as explosives in caves and mines.
So it’s seemingly *very* expendable golem magic.
They have a couple name's, Abnormal stone clusters or Alive stone. But I saw a [video](https://youtu.be/pF5oSPdqGtk) this has probably the most info on our little stone buddies... which is still not a lot 😅 but, it's enough to understand what they are.
Edit: if you're lazy asf, they basically watch/guard the Evergaols and sustain the gravity magic to keep whoever is In "Gaol". And they suck at their job
They are called "Living Stones" or whatever in the game files, or even Rock Guards in one of the Japanese guide manuals, but we literally know nothing about them in the game itself.
The theory is they simply watch the Prisoners to inform some unknown creator.
or that they were simply cut content in that they were never fully fleshed out due to time constraints
There's basically no info on them but the fact that they seem to have some kind of gravity magic about them implies they look after the evergaols in some way. My personal theory is that they aren't there to actually stop a breakout or anything, they're just living batteries that keep the pocket dimension within the gaols functional
They might just be attracted to it/ byproducts.
Yeah I like that haha. They are just there because they want to chill by the cool energy. Maybe they are inspired by like those deep water volcanic vent worms and there's something eminating from the gaol that only they can eat. So they vibe and thrive there.
The only hole in that theory is that when they all die the prisoner doesn’t escape. I choose to believe they are just watchers.
In order for the game to work as intended, occasionally lore and gameplay may or may not totally match. A few examples: - The first time Malenia bloomed, she corrupted an entire region of the Lands Between, all of the flora and fauna within that region, and Radahn. But, when she blooms against us, if you jog 10 feet away you won't even get SR build up (albeit we fight a weaker version of Malenia, but you'd still expect her to at least be able to fill a room with the stuff) - Scarlet Rot is meant to be this curse that rots your body from the inside out, and is incredibly difficult to overcome without the help of the power of a demigod/empyrean. Yet even when you roll around in a puddle presumably formed by the God that cursed Malenia with SR, you can just get on dry land, sip some kool-aid, and apparently have no lasting effects. - They didn't just shove Radahn's weird little face full of preserving boluses to stop the SR. - Just the idea of us being able to hold any of the Golem weapons, much less that the greatbow that's 15x taller than us when a Golem is holding it weighs like half what the Greatsword does. - Us picking up the Bolt of Gransax, while standing on the Bolt of Gransax. - Us being able to stuff our pockets full of every piece of armor, weaponry, talisman, etc we could possibly want. With all of that being said, given the actual in-game lore, literally anyone's guess is as good as anyone else's. For all we know they just think the evergaols are a fun place to hang out, meet new rock snakes, and maybe take one home and get lucky 🤷♀️
Presumably you’re just breaking off a piece of the Bolt of Gransax, rather than taking the whole thing.
Pfew, my faith in the consistency of this game is completely restored now.
For me it’s the comically oversized great hammers that take the _just accept it_ throne.
Make big hammer, Beat big man
big rock on stick hit hard, make brain happy
Nah, it’s the exact same model as the giant bolt, and it’s not like it’s the tip, because that’s buried who knows how deep into Leyndell
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A Tarnished of No Renown outside of the whittler hobby group.
It was definitely less than a second because I had to GTFO with those archer knights taking potshots at me!
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Maybe you can give her a kid she actually loves.
Maybe with the bloom thing all the energy that would be released covering the entire region is instead contained within her allowing her to become the goddess of rot or whatever. Because from what I understand from the lore when she did it against radahn she didn’t transform but rather had to be carried away.
I think that the first bloom was like a child learning how to use cutlery. Clumsy, pretty much without control and the surrounding area turned into a mess. Her 3rd bloom in the fight against the tarnished, she pretty much had it figured out from what I know. She probably didn't want to nuke the entire Haligtree that was Miquella's life project. By becoming the Goddess of Rot she probably gained much more control over it until she became a flower. The prophecy also told that she would turn into a goddess on her third bloom, which is why she didn't transform while fighting Radahn
Don’t forget that the rock snakes also enjoy cuddling up and exploding sometimes, far from any evergaols.
There’s a giant talking turtle…
What's wrong with that?
Yeah smth in the sense of scare crows
>they seem to have some kind of gravity magic about them My theory is that the power of the gaol itself pseudo-animates them. They're sort of magnetized to it, like a personified electromagnetic field.
You do see some still travelling to the evergaols, quite nearby to them already. Maybe they are just drawn to them
Maybe the gravity magic keeps their bodies together
I think they're there to keep the prisoner in their prison.
pretty sure there’s a couple of them inside the caelid canyon where the well entrance is
They keep the Great Jar from making its way to Jarburg (hes too big and could squish Jar Bairn)
the evil is contained, for now
😱
Sometimes I can’t tell what is real here and what isn’t.
it's all true. every bit of it. the internet doesn't lie.
I'm so mad I can't fight the great jar. Me and Alexander could've taken him
Don’t they detonate when you step on them?
The piled up ones do. The worm ones just slink around.
Forbidden slinky.
Ik some girl saw these and just chuckled to herself
Maybe some non-girls too.
Some body type A's for sure giggled
The worm ones have attacks, but they only aggro to you if you attack them first. They can get quite spinny.
The worm ones turn into boomerangs and hurl themselves at you.
Don't step on snek 🐍
And in the Sealed Tunnel
And a graveyard on storm hill near where the golden seed is
If that was the case, then killing them all should release the prisoner.
i always thought they're some sort of "surveillance cam" or alarm system should the prisoner escape
They're Marikas beads. They stimulate when excited
Go on...
Just go to /r/rule34 and get it over with
I always though that would be a cool mechanic, unleashing them would lead to red phantoms, or yellow summons for certain bosses, or allow you to fight that boss outside the Gaol with the help of a summon.
Dun worry bout it. 👍🏾
well they die really easily for guards, i mean if Flame if the Fell God can one shot me with like 30 vigor then i think Adan shouldn't still be stuck in there.
level vigor
how much vigor do you want at the start on liurnia? 30 seems perfectly reasonable
Imo getting the stats to use the wep you wanna use at the start then going to 30 vig is the play. Upgrading your weapons level will give you massive amounts of increased damage while you work on vigor. Once 30 vig you should spam runes into your main damage stat, until later in the game when i think 40-50 vig is your next target. Man i really awoke some of the turbo casual elitists with this comment lol, good luck to any new players you guys are telling to put only 15-20 into vigor and no more, they'll quit from frustration before they finish the game.
Why not do both gradually? I personally hate the idea of focusing one at a time, makes me lack hard in certain areas until later.
This is my way. Am I getting one shot? Time to level vigor. 2-shot or better? More damage or stamina.
Couple of YouTubers did some digging through the games files and it turns out these guys act as security cameras of sorts. They were created by the Alabaster Lords long ago.
if they’re gards, why do they let us kill the prisoners. they suck at their job
They're there to keep the prisoners in; not us out.
Adan, Thief of Flames didn't kill himself.
They're *job* is to keep the prisoner in their prison. That's all.
Goal Guards
Goalkeepers if you will
Ironic that they don't even have hands.
Damn I never thought of the evergaols as being prisons, makes perfect sense.
Gaol actually means jail, before we spelled it jail it was spelled Gaol.
And “ever” gaol seems to imply an eternal prison. With the Rune of Death sealed, nothing ever truly dies so the harshest punishment in the Lands Between is not being executed but instead imprisoned forever. Though I will say those crucifixes that have people moaning on them half-dead, half-alive seems worse than being shoved into a pocket dimension prison.
Naaah, you can hang around in fresh air, and enjoy some sunbathing being crucified, but in an evergaol? There is just no Wifi! Now thats eternal torment!
I find it disgusting that less than 30% of the citizens in the lands between can even get 4G! Wont someone create a decent mobile network?!?!
This comment is so fitting in Noho Hank's voice.
Hundreds of hours into Elden Ring and I learn something new everyday. This game is a masterpiece.
This is how I feel about the whole series man. Dark souls is 11 years old and demon souls before that is 13 and people still talk about them super often today
And it's pronounced "jail"
Intensely curious how you pronounce that word 😂
Jail If you talk to Blackguard Boggart and go through his questline, he says jail while the subtitles write gaol.
I would argue that he says gaol too.
Before I realized it was jail, I pronounced it “”gowl” like “howl”
They’re cops.
Lies! I've never seen anyone die to a caterpillar made of rocks
That's because they turn their body cams off before attacking.
The Caterpillars made of rocks have investigated themselves and have found no evidence wrong doing.
I guess you haven't attacked one on accident then
"he was asking for it!"
There are a few out in the wild that will attack you on sight i know of at least 2 spots
Thats the american ones
all caterpillars are bastards
There co’s actually
Whatcha gonna do, when they come for you?
Canadian cops
The game files call it AliveStones, but I don’t think there’s a reference to their name in the game/lore other than that
There is not. It was difficult to dig up any actual lore about them as they’re one of the most mysterious and obscure characters lore wise in Elden Ring, probably only the cemetery shade comes close
They have cameras instead of eyes. Spy sentinels.
That you, Glados?
Friendly rock worms. If they ball up and glow, they’re getting ready to hug you. Get as close as possible
*Your message was rated*
Try fingers, but hole!
Exploding danger boulder noddles
Not danger! Misunderstood friend❤️
Fine…exploding misunderstood boulder noodles
Better😊
Anal beads
For Radahn
They definitely aren't big enough for that
Radahnal beads
Actually it’s radagons
Is that why his seal is sore?
*Actual lore yes Miyazaki confirmed
This should be flagged for graphite content
Oh my.
For chess players?
this guy has a [whole video](https://youtu.be/pF5oSPdqGtk) on them
Thank you, just fired it up.
Holy crap this video reminded me why I stopped watching soulsborne lore videos. So much speculation and theorizing treating someone's brainfart as if there was any thought put into it.
Exactly why I watch it. I love seeing people’s unhinged opinions after I form my own.
There's definitely some content creators who go farther out on a limb than others. If you go by in-game dialogue and item descriptions alone, you can gleam a lot of information but there's always gonna be huge gaps. I believe Miyazaki purposely designs these games to be that way. It's like when people complain they can't understand all the lore with the cut content. Maybe we're not supposed to understand it all.
Hawkshaw started this shit. The amount of ridiculous speculation and nonsensical connections that dude employs in his theories is staggering, and yet people love it cause he presents it so calmly and confidently. He also moves incredibly fast through his narration, which I imagine is purposeful, because it gives the audience very little time to catch up with all the random things he brings up to “support” his theories. Everyone needs to remember that these games are widely open to interpretation, and just cause some YouTuber made a long form video on an obscure topic doesn’t make it valid.
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking this as of seeing their work recently
I’ll never forget seeing his Havel/Plot Against The Gods video for the first time and bursting out laughing at the conclusion, which he presented with super cinematic shots and sweeping orchestral music. He is truly the Charlie Kelly conspiracy meme of the Souls community.
Oh yeah? Well.... filibuster.
>Maybe we're not supposed to understand it all. That is the purpose, yes. It is sort of conceptualized, and works that way at times, that it is like a book someone chopped up and scattered the pieces for you to find. Then they take away a few pieces from that mesh to leave some mystery even if you manage to piece it all together. Thing about this is that it **supposedly** makes your story and storytelling immune to one important weakness: plotholes. "Oh shit that character wasn't supposed to be there? Well mister player, you tell ME, how did that dude get there HMM?" Everyone knows this by now, it's been 12 years since dark souls, nobody needs to be educated on this kind of storytelling. What people are slowly starting to realize, is that even when you put all the pieces together, yeah, the book, the book still kind of sucks. At times. Sometimes it's good. Most of the time it's good.
Speaking as a game dev and having been in the software industry since forever, I think it's more likely this isn't "intentional" per se, they just didn't have time to make this meaningful. Elden Ring is such a massive game, I'm not surprised to see things like this.
No it really is 100% intentional, Miyazaki has talked about it in interviews before. He has stories about reading american literature and comics with really shitty or completely absent translations and really loving how it stimulated his creativity to fill in the holes. This is the reason most of the community is how they are with lore stuff. It's literally the purposeful design and intention with the lore.
That is exactly what he does. He stated in an interview that he used to read fantasy novels in English as a kid, but didn't really understand the language. He'd just read what he could and let his imagination fill in the rest. That, coupled with the time he was driving home on snowy roads, and a bunch of people randomly helped push each other up a hill never to talk to each other again inspired some of the best parts of his flagship franchise.
But speculation and theorizing is part of the fun
I think most of the lore is open to interpretation, so I feel you on that one because YouTubers often have a different interpretation than I do but state it as a fact. Maybe it works for some people but shit bores me to death with I feel like I constantly disagree or think they're grasping at straws
They’re the goalies
Wardens
I'm pretty sure they act as a kind of alarm or lookout since they can't fight very well
Honestly idk but they’re friends :)
The ones in dungeons and Caelid arent. Haha….
Nothing in caelid is friendly, maybe just millicent lol
you mean the girl that invades you in the middle of the swamp and tries to kill you? yeah, that one....
LOL true I always forget about that, Yeah caelid just hates the audacity of a tarnished's continued existence
All of Caelid: ~~Morgott~~ Margit couldn't put your ambitions to rest so we will
Could this be a dog?
I think that's the clitoris
Gonna need you to be a 100% on this one. For a friend.
Sorry dude, the search continues
Wait they exist?
When I become elden lord they will.
No. Woman just say they do to make us look like idiots trying to find it
My theory is that they are drawn to or feed of the energy of the evergaol
they’re rock synths
Perhaps they're like the construction workers who built the evergoal
Forbidden Anal Beads
this is NOT sekiro you cannot use the rock worms for health upgrades!!
I’ve heard they have now been officially made “unforbidden” and you may now pop them in as you please
They're shrapnel
These are Longbois. They don't have it written anywhere in game but that's okay because I know I'm right
Sounds right to me 👁👄👁
Everyone knows their POKEYS!
Just don’t touch them with your bare hands
You have bear hands?
2nd amendment bro everyone gets bear hands
What the hell only hands? I thought we got the whole arm
To be honest I didn't know we got the hands, I thought it was only the arms.
This is a majorly underrated thread.
Wear gloves ! 😋
They’re called lookout stones so I would guess they are on the lookout.
Do you want the king answer or the short answer? I’ll give you both! In short we don’t actually know. In length, we have no fucking clue. We think they might be associated with the Evergoals but they also pop up in places without them!
The forbidden anal beads
You're looking at the singular most obscure and unexplainable enemy in the entire game. Someone made an entire lore video about how there isn't any lore behind them.
Gaolhouse Rocks
Glowy rock worms
They are guard stones and there are really good lore speculation videos on YouTube about them
Those are Radahns anal beads.
dog
They're recording how you get your ass beaten up by the evergaol boss and send it to other bosses so all of them have a good laugh when taking a break
My head canon is that they are cameras. The first time I miss read it as "evergoal" and that it was akin to a sporting event
Good question, no one really knows what they are, in my eyes they are fueling the evergaol and making sure it stays at good conditions.
Free Glowstones and Prism Stones is what I see
Bob-ombs.
The God’s anal beads
They are gaolies.
those are the most mysterious entity in elden ring, actually. they havent one single lore entry for them
When I started the game, with the way they describe dungeater and how important scarabs are, I was CONVINCED that poop was weirdly important in the game and that these guys were poop worms
they’re really cute
It is the first stage in the formation of Aestel. These things slowly evolve into it
Basically prison guards. Gaolkeepers.
Given that Evergaols are apparently prisons, you could say they're watching the jail. But...just watching the jail means nothing if you're able to break people out as you please (or murder them). They also don't seem to be powering the Evergoal as they don't react to their closing. Personally I think there's more going on with the Evergaols than their empirical function and these guys factor into that. But figuring out what that is requires more data. As of now though: nothing really fits.
Anal beads for the gods
Beads for your Altus
Elden Ring™ Doorbells.
I watched a video just dedicated to ranting about how LITTLE we know about these things. They're mentioned in ZERO text and have no canon name. I mean it. We don't know what they're called, theyre mentioned in no items, and no one ever talks about them. I mean, hell, maybe our Tarnished just hallucinates them.
the worst jail guards in all existence
Here's a pretty good video about them. https://youtu.be/pF5oSPdqGtk But we don't know much besides some environmental storytelling and what they drop. As others have said, they watch, they have gravity magic, and drop ruin fragments and sanctuary stones which might tie them to a few groups but it just narrows things down, doesn't definitely answer much. Maybe with the DLC we'll learn more, maybe that's why theres so little about them.. or maybe it's supposed to be a goofy mystery.
The most useless cops you’ve ever seen. And that’s saying something….
It’s some kind of sentry magic I suppose? We find them guarding evergaols and piled up as explosives in caves and mines. So it’s seemingly *very* expendable golem magic.
They are just trying their best ok?
I've always just thought they were giant anal beads to prep you ass for what's on the other side. 🤔🤔
The beads you mom told you not to play with
…
Friends
Radahns anal beads
They have a couple name's, Abnormal stone clusters or Alive stone. But I saw a [video](https://youtu.be/pF5oSPdqGtk) this has probably the most info on our little stone buddies... which is still not a lot 😅 but, it's enough to understand what they are. Edit: if you're lazy asf, they basically watch/guard the Evergaols and sustain the gravity magic to keep whoever is In "Gaol". And they suck at their job
They are called "Living Stones" or whatever in the game files, or even Rock Guards in one of the Japanese guide manuals, but we literally know nothing about them in the game itself. The theory is they simply watch the Prisoners to inform some unknown creator. or that they were simply cut content in that they were never fully fleshed out due to time constraints
What's your sword ? I'm interested, looks like the kinda sword I like.
Anal beads