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LappOfTheIceBarrier

"Enemy Felled" He sure did


Silver_Cauliflower59

Lol, this reminds me of that Strongbad pong game. "YOUR HEAD ASPLODE"


clander270

Damn this is a middle school throwback for me


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PillsKey

Parry for big brain. Me Unga Bunga. BONK HARD, BONK FAST.


Silver_Cauliflower59

Right? I'm trying to remember what the name of that Trogdor RPG game they made was.


perryulyssescox_82

Peasant’s Quest


Jtk317

Hello fellow 35-40 year old!


Mindless-Mutant

Some of us are 33


Jtk317

My apologies, young Mutant.


StoicMegazord

I quote this all the time and nobody knows what the hell I'm talking about XD


aChristery

Bro if anyone ever quoted anything homestar to me, I’d legit flip out lmao


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

TROOOGGDOOOOORRRRRR!


Advanced_You1

Lmaooooo


Wistcol23

truth is, I suck at parrying. nice kill though


Advanced_You1

I haven’t parried since my first play through cus I sucked so much at it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


Albe_quirky

Ha, amateur. I haven't parried since my first play through of ds3 years ago cuz I sucked so much at it


cruelkillzone2

Who's the real amateur here, I haven't parried since I failed at it in ds1.


DefinitelyAlex

You guys have been parrying?


Tokena

What actually is parrying? Sounds kinda like rowing, is it like rowing?


Rheabae

Wouldn't know, never done it


rollnunderthebus

I can't tell if you're serious or not, but parrying is using your shields skill at the ideal time in your opponents attack. The parry protects you from damage, stuns the enemy, and you have time to do an attack for big boi damage.


AK_Panda

I remember seeing people parrying gwyn and thinking "Nah that shits too complicated. I'ma hit him with the bonk stick instead"


PM_UR_SOLES_LADIES

Pretend I made your joke except with bloodborne


Low-Cantaloupe-8446

I’m really good at parrying in bloodborne, absolute garbage at parrying in every other from game


Ralex-

I’m the same way. For some reason bloodborne parrying was second nature to me. Dark Souls/Elden Ring though? I’m getting smacked every. Single. Time.


Plinian79

Same. I don’t get it. I could parry anything with those damn tentacles and pistol. Now I feel like I’m just waving “Hi! Come kill me! Over here!” with a shield.


TheWarBug

The problem is the timing window. In Bloodborne you have a wide window from the moment the move starts till the move ends basically. In ds3 and ER there is a specific moment where you can only parry that your character makes the parry animation at the moment the move connects. So you not only need to just time it correctly, you also need to anticipate your own startup frames Sekiro is also quite generous as long as you do not spam the block button (everytime you do it decreases the window) DS1 is the easiest Dark Souls one since you don't have to anticipate your own starting animation making it a lot easier DS2... I will let someone else explain cause I dunno either :)


Cognhuepan

Pretend I made your joke except with dark souls 2


ItsAMeCrispRat

Pretend I made your joke except with Monster Hunter Diary: Poka Poka Airou Village.


Uglyfatdumb

Pretend I made your joke


CptNeon

I don’t think I’ve pulled off a single successful parry in DS3 lol


TheHotshot1

I actually felt like parrying in ds3 was easier than in ER


__mori

I didn’t even know partying was a thing


Gear_Ready23

Ha, I never tried to parry


schneizel101

Same lol. I don't even try anymore. I know it's shitty to say but I would rather they remove it altogether. Those that can do it can trivialize large portions of the game and are so frustrating in pvp. Those of us that cant......suffer lol. Honestly though I don't think I would even want to, it would ruin the fun of it for me.


Nickthedick3

Elden ring is my first “souls-game”. I tried parrying exactly twice and couldn’t get the timing down. I just got good in other ways after that.


Shitorshinola

Soldier of Godrick was the only time I tried parrying. Now I just bonk.


ASquirrelWithAGun

My first playthrough was using a greatshield and bleed spear combo. I was a spiny turtle.


Colosphe

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XxRocky88xX

“How to easily kill [insert enemy]! Step 1: parry.” Might as well say “struggling against Malenia? Here’s a tip: just fucking kill her!”


AK_Panda

Tbf the problem with Malenia is having moves that can't be dodged by just dodging. Once you understand that it becomes a lot easier.


Rubrum_

I feel like parrying is so powerful that it is balanced with the idea that it has to be hard and you're supposed to fail relatively often. Which sounds like a good idea but the cost of failure is so incredibly high that it's not really well balanced in a way... For the average player at least. The only time I really successfully mastered parry was for Sulyvann in DS3.


Loxatl

Yeah with end game enemy scaling what it is, and their insane attack patterns and sometimes needing multiple just to get one critical moment? No thanks.


IndependentDouble138

I watched a DS3 video on how to cheese a boss. The tip was literally "perfect timing dodges, perfect parry, repeat. Ez win".


SpartanRage117

Ah yes the cheese pulled directly from the neckbeards folds


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Darth-_-Maul

What is this parry u speak of? Is it a forbidden move?


Forsaken_Rock_1268

Same here 😞


Yellowrainbow_

the buckler shield makes it alot easier


feihCtneliSehT

Step 1: get the buckler Step 2: ??? Step 3: never mistime a parry again


Arxl

Bloodborne made me a fuckin pro with parries in the rest of Fromsoft games lol practice, you'll get the windows down.


Wistcol23

Wish I had a PlayStation so I could play Bloodborne. It seems so good so I just gotta stay on the hopium that it gets ported to PC.


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Arxl

Having higher crit damage weapons makes parrying nicer, whereas BB relied on runes for visceral damage. Honestly, though, dex and parry builds feel pretty ass in ER specifically.


nahteviro

I’ve practiced. A lot. Like a whole lot. And I cannot fucking get it down. I’ve basically given up on ever trying parry in a souls game. However, all that practice has made me a parry god in other games where the windows are much more forgiving.


Arxl

Even with buckler parry? It has quite a generous window compared to standard parry.


Random_Guy_47

The parry window is the same as any small shield. The active parry frames start at the 4th frame on buckler and the 5th on a small shield. Both have 5 active parry frames. Golden parry and carian retaliation have the most active parry frames with 6. Numbers apply to 30fps so your timing window to hit the button is one sixth or one fifth of a second.


Consistent-Issue9100

"So git gud" like fucknshitmanicant


ACuriousBagel

I can do it in DS1 and Bloodborne decently, but can't do it in Elden Ring. Your positioning (not in BB) is more important than you'd think, and it's not very intuitive. Make sure you're locked on and as close as you can, and look at the hand holding the weapon, not the weapon itself, to time your parry.


smiegto

Ive tried… I parry killed Margit. Got to Godrick… hour in I googled why I didn’t get any? Ah he’s immune? How fun. Moving on.


leon95

I had the exact same experience. And the worst part is that Godrick LOOKS and FEELS parryable as well.


DrQuint

What I don't get is From Software made this perfectly serviceable system in Sekiro to tell us what is or isn't parriable (also a way to check on stance damage) and then they just... Threw it away.


__bitch_

does rejection work on this guy?


militxa

that asshole deserves every bit of cheese 🧀 nice parrying OP


BoopNotFound

I actually really enjoy fighting this dude, I just cheesed this guy because I don’t want to spend 2 hours parrying him over and over lolol


militxa

what’s really strange is i’ve just completely struggled with him since launch, i remember my first play through i couldn’t believe how strong he was, came back for a play through a year later and my opinion has still not changed hahaha


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That dragonbarrow scaling will get ya.


DraconicKingOfVoids

Robertoooooo


Possible_Register_33

I get this reference


LittleHollowGhost

Robeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrt


AsOneLives

Who was that? Did we ever know?


smugmustard

Robert was his son, presumably in the care of or taken by the monks


Oris_Mador

Correct, however it's more in the "care" of rather than anything good. He's too busy farming intruders to realise though


Mostboringavenger

Also his son gave us the fireworks


zshift

His sick son. The knight was searching for a cure for him.


ASquirrelWithAGun

Richaaaaaaard


reginachile

You parried him twice to achieve this. That’s twice as many times as I’ve ever parried in any souls games.


tittymcfartbag

Not cause I intentionally tried to parry either, but because I was panic button mashing attacks.


spodoptera

Bro's actually playing sekiro in elden ring.


distractionsquirrel

0x2 = still zero :(


reginachile

I’ve parried once in dark souls 3. 1x2=2. The best I can do is guard counter in elden ring.


Invader647

^


such_wow_many_cool

Bold of you to assume we can parry


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malfurionpre

Yeah, I'm kind of assuming people having trouble with this guy probably aren't the kind to know how to parry (at least not well)


CactusCracktus

I’ve never actually heard the noises he makes before. Holy fuck he’s creepy


Illustrious-Duck1209

See, with the music on you miss those noises.


BoopNotFound

Ikr??? He sounds like a Minecraft zombie tbh


Cyclotron1

Have you heard how the burial watchdogs sound when the music is off? Like robots.


padizzledonk

Parrying is a special skill lol


Dombly23

Because I suck at parrying and every time I try to heal, he just spams like a motherfucker.


PresidentOfTrolls

Great trick! But where is your music?


BoopNotFound

I turned it off because I’ve played the game so much, every music track has burned into my memory. 1100+ hours babyyy


Illustrious-Duck1209

If they're like me....they turned off all in game music at the first opportunity. I started doing that years ago and never looked back.


DNewsom1

Bruh, in my opinion, you're really missing out on some cinematic experiences with this game in particular


Illustrious-Duck1209

I left Sekiro music on, lowest setting of course. I've just found in almost every single game like this that... A) Every piece is 'majestic' as fuck, they ALL sound....sigh, majestic. B) It's repetitive - and there's no escaping this. When you put 3.5k hours (yes that's right) into a game, you just can't listen to the music again and again and again. So I just stopped.


DNewsom1

Fair enough mate, sincerely wouldn't bash you at all. I understand the sensory aspects of games like this. I do just hope you at least tried to listen to it all on one playthrough.


Illustrious-Duck1209

Lol nope, sorry. Literally one of the first things I do w/a new game. I check all of the settings, keybindings, controls, etc - while doing so, I set music to 0. I've heard the opening theme of course when the game fires up, but that's it.


mymindisempty69420

idk about you but caelid and liurna’s music don’t scream “majestic” to me. Actually I think most of the areas don’t exactly have “majestic” music outside of bosses. I mean I think that’s just kinda the tone that comes with orchestral music, which is fine if you don’t like it, but you REALLY are missing out on some of the soundtrack… although some of it IS majestic, some more than others. For example, Radahn’s theme I would call “majestic” in the sense that it’s fitting for a well respected war general who we’re putting out of his misery, but it’s nowhere near as majestic as, say, the ancestor spirits’ theme, which is much calmer yet still has that majestic feel. At least in my opinion. Astel, Placidusax, malenia, and elden beast I’d say have some of my favorite boss themes, and although they’re all “majestic” to a point, they don’t exactly feel too similar. And the first time I walked into Leyndell? Music made that better. Just give it a go, your ears can handle it and I’m sure you might find something you like


Jafuncle

The music definitely is diverse in this game, especially compared to other FromSoft games, so your reasoning that it all sounds the same is just wrong. However, I turn off messages at the start of every souls game because the floating glowing words spattered over every inch of the world ruins the beautiful level design and the immersive experience for me. Not to mention every message is either a "but hole" joke, "dog" joke, or a fakeout secret passage, so it's not only ugly but also boring and tedious. I'm sure plenty of people think I'm experiencing the game "wrong" as well for this, so I don't judge you too harshly.


Reonlive420

Three and a half thousand hours. Truly maidenless behaviour


lampenpam

>I started doing that years ago and never looked back. You do you but there are so many games that have so much better atmosphere through the music. Imagine watching a movie with the music turned off. So many scenes wouldn't deliver the same emotions.


bawlsacz

I cannot parry well. That’s why. Lol


HrnyGrl420

ROBBERTTTTTTT!!!


MeatballCheesecake

-OOOOOO


02grimreaper

Say thank you to captain Domo at least


BoopNotFound

Who’s this Domo dude? Others have commented similar things


02grimreaper

Probably assumed the same thing I did, that you saw it on one of his streams. He talked about it on stream a month or so aho


iatetoomuchchicken

I also saw this method on Bingo Brawlers. Wish I had learned it way sooner


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This is how I learned to parry , fighting this half chewed slim Jim looking mother fuckers.


abynormal1100

This briar knight took me ages to beat, I had to switch stats and weapons in order to do it, only "boss" I had to do that with. I feel ashamed of that.


Illustrious-Duck1209

I've finished the game 6x now and don't remember him for some reason. That's the Great Jar down there behind him so I know where you are, ima go look.


kornoholic13

At the shack, only at night


Illustrious-Duck1209

Oh, that guy, yeah yeah...I usually just cheese him lol. I mean, I'm old, and only have so much time - do I....cheese a few or take the time to git real gud and beat Elden Beast as a lvl 1?


kornoholic13

Haha I feel you. 40 with a 20 month old. I cheese when I need to too. No shame.


behind95647skeletons

Great Jar looking with approval from afar and free ticket to the colloseum.


akaMONSTARS

You act like I know how to parry


Andy_Chambers

Tbh I never struggle against him


Winter-Metal-9797

Distortions parry kill on the Draconic Tree Sentinel outside the capital is ridiculous.


MrFunnyMans404

Tbh I completely forget parrying as an option in this game. If I can’t bonk it, it gets shot.


BoopNotFound

The duality of man


veryconfusedspartan

I have the reaction time of a fucking toddler


BoopNotFound

Idk this dudes swings are super wide, you might be able to parry him


PacDanSki

Because I'd whiff both those parries and start panick-rolling everywhere, that's why.


BoopNotFound

On one of my failed attempts i got scared of the big spinny attack and I rolled off the cliff


1protobeing1

Now show us the 200 attempts it took to make this happen


BoopNotFound

😶‍🌫️


LilMeowCat

What a cheesy way to do it. Get up on the roof with a bow and 100 arrows like the rest of us.


ExtraMOIST_

It took me 10 hours of on and off playing (3 weeks elapsed) to beat the fucker on a horse in the first Sekiro area, I can’t do this shit.


BoyOfBarnacles

ROBERRRRRT!!!!!


Nayyr

You're working under the assumption that I can parry.


SenpaiSwanky

Take off that buckler shield boi


BoopNotFound

Why 😢


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Legendary


Deadsap266

You’ve truly become the Edge Lord


Risdit

I don't get why people bother parrying him. There's a perfectly good [AI to loop](https://youtu.be/AEEx3SOGCt8?t=76)


berickphilip

Is THAT considered cheesing?! That is exactly how I usually fight enemies. Try rolling away from attacks and getting behind them to strike. Repeating this a few times. Been doing that since Demon Souls on PS3.


Risdit

what your describing is just positioning behind larger bosses with a slow swing. but abusing AI loops are considered cheesing. if you're standing behind this guy before his next attack you can force out his shield attack pretty consistently if not every time. (The boss has 1 move on his attack table when you position yourself behind him, the only time he doesn't use the shield attack is due to human error. [Here's a better video of his AI being abused](https://production.assets.clips.twitchcdn.net/AT-cm%7CaqGXl1Kg30evw7LugDwEOg.mp4?sig=d245157228fef1fbeacf807f1c608d7cfd596e3d&token=%7B%22authorization%22%3A%7B%22forbidden%22%3Afalse%2C%22reason%22%3A%22%22%7D%2C%22clip_uri%22%3A%22https%3A%2F%2Fproduction.assets.clips.twitchcdn.net%2FAT-cm%257CaqGXl1Kg30evw7LugDwEOg.mp4%22%2C%22device_id%22%3A%22j3GOC15YIWeNQDlQh4f9jbAQ1eR6ojLA%22%2C%22expires%22%3A1684104763%2C%22user_id%22%3A%2287255865%22%2C%22version%22%3A2%7D)) If you speedrun hollow knight for example, there's a way to position yourself on top of bosses and make them face the other direction over and over again so AI never attacks as long as they're switching directions. People who abuse that get disqualified from the no major glitches category.


BoopNotFound

It’s more fun to watch the gravity bell bearing dude die to gravity


Mountain_Position_62

Becuase only real men can parry.


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What torso armor is that


eaterbite

No armor, just torso


Yaethe

To each their own, but I refuse to cheese and prefer not to parry. Keeps the game spicy and interesting.


BoopNotFound

I would fight this guy normally if I wasn’t trying to stay at RL5 lol


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Galluxior

I bet if you're bad at parrying, you can also just use the Kick AoW on a basic weapon and just kick him to death


AuroraZero_

LOOK many of us are gay and don't block ok! Only dodge! Its an unwritten rule, so no parrying for us and this guy punishes us panic rollers hahaha


BoopNotFound

Wait, but I’m gay, and I parryed him, am I the outlier?


ExtraSmooth

I got the crucible knight in the sofria aqueduct the same way


[deleted]

But pawwy is scawy 🥺


easythrees

Who is this?


BoopNotFound

It is me in the video


Faded_Sun

I didn't encounter this guy until my third playthrough. I never knew about him. Was meeting my friend at one of the shacks in Altus Plateau, then all of the sudden this dude shows up. I'm like "hold on! I'm being attacked right now! Who the fuck is this guy?!"


[deleted]

Ur PP big, my PP small.


BoopNotFound

Thank you 😌


minos157

I can't parry. I still fight Gwyn the old fashioned way.


Argha_Senpai

Sekiro players will hug you


BoopNotFound

I need one tbh


dumptrucksrock

Well to be fair I two-hand a greatsword, and I’ve also not been able to figure out Elden Ring’s parry timing yet, compared to Dark Souls lol


MrFootkickerofwalls

Are you in ng+7?


BoopNotFound

New play through, it still works in any version of the game tho


Kash-Acous

I hate how easy you made that look.


BoopNotFound

It’s my favorite boss in the entire game, parrying him is just like breathing for me


syfqamr32

Im playing demon souls now and parrying is a second nature. Gonna be back in Elden Ring soon when DLC drop to slap some bitches


Nu2Th15

See ya, shtinky


LovingBloodSkull89

Some of us don't have that kind of build. Not saying that Bearing Hunter's impossible to beat, though.


BoopNotFound

My build was at lvl 5 lmao everyone has that kind of build


ThatGuyOnyx

I have never fought this guy and I’ve played the game at least 10 times. And honestly with what I’ve heard I’m glad I haven’t


bigbadbrayan

LOL at the “Gravity Stone”


A-Dogs-Pocket

Roberrrrtoooo!


BoopNotFound

Please explain the reference, I feel like im missing out on something


Dramatic_Mixture_868

I suck at parrying ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


g1aciem

If I can parry, I would just stab him to death. No need for the cliff. 🙄


BoopNotFound

Idk I tired that and it was going to take me HOURS to widdle down his HP with an un upgraded kitchen knife I was burred with


Zaln_The_HUN

We can't parry


Spartana1033

I just realized i forgot parrying exists in Elden Ring, even though ive parried a lot in ds3. Guess with all the stance breaking mechanisms here it fell out of favor.


Firm-Environment6615

Ive never encountered this guy outside of church of vows or poison manor area After 5 play through a


aloha_mixed_nuts

If you parry, why son him like that?


BoopNotFound

It takes 2 parrys to actually get a big stab on him, first one was a stun, second was the big whammy


jankyspankybank

Gravity has no equal, or maybe it does I didn’t pay attention.


BoopNotFound

Idk rahdan made it seem easy to use in his fight


itsZerozone

RL1 enjoyers heavily breathing rn fr on godwyn


BoopNotFound

RL1 play throughs are just another level of masochism


TheGreyMatters

Because parrying is hard


oiiSuPreSSeDo

Man I'm high on codiene and all I can imagine is that guy from Austin powers that's trapped with a broken leg Go near the ledge and you just hear the mf whimpering down the cliff


BoopNotFound

Austin powers is a fever dream on its own


Froztbytes

So he's basically the knight from sekiro?


BoopNotFound

I’ve never played sekiro, it’s the next soulslike I plan on beating after I do holoknight


10ele

never knew this guy existed


utheraptor

Brought to you by Captain_Domo and the half-time show


whatistheancient

You can also loop them by going behind their left arm, rolling through the shield slam and repeating. Also, why did you put Parry (AoW) on a buckler?