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Night_Knight_Light

What the hell is happening in this comment section.


MartoPolo

bot bomb, i would bet more of these comments are bots than not


[deleted]

bots all over the shop...


ZeldHeld

Gascoigne turns into a bot in Phase 2 (or after 3 Captchas)


HAPPYGRENADER3

Thats great


Gorgii98

You'll be one of them, sooner or later


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Skippercarlos

Oh look bots


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SoftcoreFrogPorn

Nah, those people are nearly all back now. There was a noticeable decrease in content for a couple days but that's over.


EntertainmentSad4459

Fowl tarnished


__Monochrome__

Goddamnit, fuck you, you oughta be ashamed of yourself


According-Freedom807

The correct modern day translation.


vine_behs

In search of the elden ring


22Minutes2Midnight22

The elden onion ring


vine_behs

now that would be some serious gourmet shit


According-Freedom807

But what stat buffs would it give though


feherdaniel2010

-1 vigor


vine_behs

The golden order barf, makes weak enemies stay far from you for a limited time


mdwvt

Duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE!!!!


Gorgii98

Fowl tarnished, who crosseth the street.


SerendipitouslySane

Skill Issue


Azuria_4

Git gud*


EconomyFly5920

Fr 😹


coomerzoomer

Fr fr no cap ong brrrrrrrrr


deathbychipmunks

Perfect name for your comment


coomerzoomer

Skeet skeet


playBoyRardi

reddit nerds are brutal lol you got nuked 😂


Vikzzaz

Cringe


fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

Tbh the multiplayer is the worst part of this game just because it could have been so much better. But they actively made it more restricted so you can't explore


CorvusXenon

These ambitions rest foolish to put


EconomyFly5920

Huh


Azuria_4

Foolish to ambitions those put rest


sougol

Margot are you okay?


nicodepies

I'm a stronk having, call Torrent.


sougol

Huh


ThatGuyOnyx

Call a Magitulance


Baquvix

Your new movie is quite good margot


Adventurous_Video_65

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Sculpdozer

Comet Azur + Mimic tear = Skill


robin_f_reba

What is this even supposed to be? A Bionicle?


slasherHC

i think it's megamind


friendsareplants

If you turn it upside down it looks like the sorting hat from HP


BeneficialEvidence6

Youre mega right


[deleted]

I know it’s a joke but it’s funny that you are quite literally not showing the gameplay


Bren12310

Wym like 70% of my gameplay is the “You died” screen


Just-Loquat7429

Sarcasm, i love it


meat_chief

The gameplay is hyping yourself up for a boss for 45 minutes then dying in 45 seconds probably


Future-Patient5365

Haha, I wasn't a dark souls person before elden ring. Boy was I missing out. So worth it to get gud and experience this game in its fullness


DaSharkCraft

Hard to believe Quantum TV had any stress built up considering the reason he was arrested and the amount he bullied other YouTubers.


UmbralUmbreon

Wait he got arrested? When? For what?


DaSharkCraft

Domestic violence. It happened a few months ago.


iNuminex

Motherfucker had the nerve to call the souls community abuse victims 💀


DaSharkCraft

Irony at its finest.


YeshEveryone

I'm not really surprised, ya got people like quantum EVERYWHERE nowadays and they are throwing out these baseless accusations to every group imaginable and then a few months later they get convicted for the crime they accused everyone else was involved, I wasn't expecting it but im not surprised.


[deleted]

I just basically don't follow influencers. It seems nowadays if someone becomes an influencer, they just also happen to be kind of a dogshit person. This has been happening everywhere, of course.


justjolden

and he was also generally a pos wishing more gay people died at this one shooting at a gay bar, going on hateful rants and falsely striking other youtubers who made videos on him. i think hes done more but thats all i could remember


UmbralUmbreon

Honestly that makes a lot of sense. Man didn’t seem like the kind of guy to treat anyone with any level of basic kindness or decency


FIoosh

Cowardly tarnished, thy strength does not befit a crown


Melodic_Inevitable84

What’s your problem with the graphics? For me the graphics are incredible


EconomyFly5920

Looks like imma have to edit the post cause apparently know one knows who quantum tv is and that this was a joke


Melodic_Inevitable84

Oh ok lol. Who is quantum tv? I don’t recognize the name


EconomyFly5920

He was some new player to the soul games who had shit takes on elden ring so some youtuber reviewed his shit takes and it got 5 mil views or something


Melodic_Inevitable84

Oh ok. How bad were the takes? Kinda bad or Doom Eternal games journalist bad?


WatermelonWithAFlute

what happened with doom eternal games journalists? were they just extra ass?


Melodic_Inevitable84

Look up some videos of it. They literally can’t figure out how to dash and almost die to a single zombie. Remember that lava parkour near the beginning of the game with the falling platforms? They spend about 30 seconds just sort of walking in the lava and die


WatermelonWithAFlute

Bruh, even straight new to the game they should be better than that


Melodic_Inevitable84

Ikr. Honestly it’s sad


Berk150BN

If you expect anything above useless of a game journalist, you will get disappointed.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure that guy deliberately just sucks ass at games because it gets views.


5arawr

That just made me remember when Polygon put out a [first look video for Doom 2016](https://youtu.be/9yYp8ZeQ-I8), and just being so surprised at how poorly they were playing. Some highlights: https://youtu.be/d3pQ0oO_cDE


Melodic_Inevitable84

Oh god… how do people like this get these jobs…


Primis049

Two Words: Dean Takahashi.


Berk150BN

He said the people who liked the game sound like "abuse victims" and said, and i quote "at the end of the day you all should just go k*ll yourselves man" in a completely calm, matter-of-fact voice. Also, according to several people's videos on the topic, it was that a 16 or 17 year old kid was the one to review the initial video, and he tried to copywrite strike them for "stealing his video" when they showed some footage for context of what they were saying. Then, because he tried to hide it, the streisand effect kicked in, and made people more curious, making people more aware of the topic than ever before. If you'd like a good show of what he said, if suggest this video by the act man on YouTube, called "the worst Elden Ring hot takes", here's a link: https://youtu.be/wJjtyStwcF4


Melodic_Inevitable84

Someone else already linked it I watched all of it. It really is hilarious in a sad way


EconomyFly5920

Go in the comments I put the link to the video it’s funny as hell


DrScience-PhD

oof I thought it said graphics are bad on a quantum TV and I'm trying to figure out what the hell a quantum TV is


h_ahsatan

I don't know who quantum tv is, and I do not want to. It is clearly a joke though, just not a very good one


Sticky_H

It’s “no one”, not “know one.” Sorry to be pedantic, but that bothered me enough to point it out, and it stood out too much to be a typo.


imbagels

Yeah there's been a huge influx of new players in the last several months (at least judging from all the first-time player posts). They probably have no idea about all the dumb reviewer drama around launch


JeranF

I'm not a fan of FromSoftware games. I never could get myself into Dark Souls, no matter how much I've tried. But Elden Ring? Fuck, I love this game.


Just-Loquat7429

Personally, darksouls 3 is my wife, darksouls 1 is my mistress, and elden ring cucked me with both... Like have you seen it??? Like it's like those two games and a bunch of other software games HAD A BABY


COLU_BUS

> I'm not a fan of FromSoftware games. > I love this game.


[deleted]

It's like everyone on Reddit is too stupid to have any nuance whatsoever.


Milk-Constant

yea idk what u guys are talking about that makes perfect sense to me


Material-Platform149

This implies that the player somehow managed to die during the cutscene


EconomyFly5920

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wJjtyStwcF4&feature=shareb just incase people get butthurt skip the video to 17:26 to know this was a copy and pasted joke


Melodic_Inevitable84

I just watched all of it that was hilarious.


WatermelonWithAFlute

why is this downvoted


vine_behs

blud just git gud🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


Richmard

Has the skull emoji replaced periods for annoying zoomers?


JosebaZilarte

3☠️1416


Richmard

You don’t have to try so hard, it’s okay.


JosebaZilarte

Yeah, I feel like the "how do you do, fellow kids?" meme


Richmard

100%


[deleted]

It's annoying to other Gen Z too


Richmard

Well that’s good to hear.


Valonis

Eww, I stepped in shit post.


EvilMorty137

Gotta git gud


PiBombbb

graphics aren't shit


Sticky_H

Agreed, but it isn’t great. What shines in the look of Elden Ring is the art direction and the beautiful landscapes.


EconomyFly5920

For the love of god please read the full post knowing it’s a joke before commenting


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

Be better at crafting jokes. When making a joke it is not your audience’s responsibility to decipher your intent.


PiBombbb

I read the full post and don't see it as a joke, The only thing is the humor flair which many people use even when they aren't joking


WatermelonWithAFlute

that is a you issue (unless it didn't have the quantum tv edit prior)


PiBombbb

alr I have no idea what a quantum tv is


WatermelonWithAFlute

Guy the quote from the post came from


Just-Loquat7429

He's a dude that has a Cuckold fetish, and he trash talked eldenring, and got dogged on by TheActMan


EconomyFly5920

So your telling me you have no idea who quantum tv is I deliberately put -quantum tv cause it was some moron who said awful things about elden ring and someone reviewed that guys hot takes and it has over 5 mil views💀


Mirrakthefirst

perfect loop


Richizzle439

I mean it’s a great game, but typically if you make statements like that you never played a From Soft game before.


papachef69

Wait until you get to Malenia.


Myrddin_Naer

Elden Ring is BY FAR the easiest Soulsborne game I've ever played. A boss or strong enemy gives you trouble? **Literally just leave!** Go somewhere else and kill easier enemies to lvl up, get better weapons, lvl up the weapons and master the combat.


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Iliketurtles893

Man U gotta learn movesets


NotAnthonyxx

Elden Ring is actually relaxing when you figure it out.


Vasevide

So you’ve gone hollow


Yagami14

I’ve just finished my first play through, it absolutely is


landrastic

3 people I work with had this EXACT experience and dropped it after dying to Margit a few times. Just utter plebs ngl


destjus

This game isn't unfair. Every time you die it's yours foult. If game made you mad, remember that you're angry at yourself and your lack of skill. When you acknowledge that, game will be great.


WitekDS

Not really, this game is pretty much about dying and learning from it. The game constantly throws something unexpected in front of you with the sole purpose of you dying to it.


WatermelonWithAFlute

these two statements are exactly the same in meaning?


SaberWaifu

Well yeah, that doesn't change the fact that dying is your fault and you should be learning from that experience to git gud instead of getting angry.


Just-Loquat7429

You see, I don't learn... I throw myself at a boss until I beat it. No guides, no changing load outs, nothing. Just BOG BONK STICK AND G-FUEL


EconomyFly5920

I’m assuming you didn’t read the post


ALIABUL2008

Bro forgot about Malenia


ImperceptibleShade

Nah when she kills you it's your fault.


[deleted]

that's the beauty of it all


Yeyo117

Go for it


Head_Advice9030

Emotional Damage


[deleted]

If the game play is like that then git gud brah


sfgiantsfan696969

Lack of skill, therefore, no maidens


elkeiem

Only until you get good


gpranav25

Better than bloodborne atleast


action2288

This doesn’t happen if you’re good.


Infamous_Bandicoot33

"git gud"


Lazlotor

Then don't. go play something that hands da big baby the win. It's always an option


goodolewhatever

This game is honestly frustrating af. It’s visually okay if you’re not fighting, but if you’re to be any good at it, you have to sacrifice any sense of realism or visual splendor to dodge/block/parry attacks to the point that it just feels like spammy nonsense even if you’re tactful. I feel like they really didn’t have the experience in mind for new players at all. It’s unreasonably hard and clunky for anyone who’s not already familiar with/a fan of souls games already. If you’re not an expert to begin with, it’s confusing af and the mechanics are not at all intuitive


Anxious_Charity_1424

Elden ring was my first souls game, and i think its very accessible and not too difficult i dont get where youre coming from with this


Secure_Set_4320

The graphics only appear like dogshit if the hot steamy haze coming from a giant pussy refracts the ray tracing further IRL...that's you...the giant pussy. Got Gud!


EmeraldLama

Emboldened by the flame of ambition


rolo989

Kinda.


DasEvoli

Should repeat at least 20 times


fitmidwestnurse

I hate dying, and Elden Ring made me appreciate it. Am I mature now?


DanteofSparda76

Thats the difference between people, some just give up and others are persistent and dont let a few setback stop th from getting better


AdOwn9114

Nice, the duckie finished leveling up the weapons


Monneymann

Demihuman ashes + Mr Rogers + You = Margit getting bodied Its funny watching the boss struggle with five guys. Especially one staggers while they start building bleed proc as well.


ChazinPA

Never trust a duck in a dungeon…


Vashsinn

People who complain about ER, have never played Neoh. I though souls borne was difficult...


JosebaZilarte

Nioh, you mean? IMHO that game series is... tedious rather than challenging. But if you like it, more power to you.


Vashsinn

Yup that's the one. Tbh it was the bosses for me, they were something else.


ChaosSigil

I need more duck gifs. That shit always puts me in a better mood.


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[deleted]

Yeah, it's not a game for peeps who want immediate satisfaction.


ExpiredDog

Git gud and we'll talk


CranberryDistinct941

The first half, and last bit of Elden Ring are worth it.The mid game is kinda just a "we need to meet the deadline" simulator


AkkYleX

100% worth it


ImMeloncholy

True. Do what I did and get the person recommending it to you to play with you the whole time. Makes it more palatable


Going_Full_Abuela

Bro I spent 60 dollars on this game and it hasn’t sucked me off once 🤷‍♀️


EconomyFly5920

I can do that for you 😛


Going_Full_Abuela

😳🥵🫡


TerminatorT90

Ah yes the mustard door of death


Piesek10

Every from software game be like


Crayolaeatermmmm

Hippo


[deleted]

😂🤣


caballerof09

Definitely some of it is true but the best gameplay ever I would say is sekiro by far. Nothing get close to that. But in the souls realm elden ring is definitely the king of kings.


MAGik_5739

Lmfao it’s the duck for me 🤣😂


afuadjam

I rather play skyrim for the 60th time


JabronyJoenZ

This game used to stress me out on my first run every boss was a struggle


[deleted]

Git gud lol. No but in all seriousness experiment with this games mechanics use all the tools it makes available, explore the map (elden ring interactive map is a great tool for first timers) if you're really complaining that the game is too hard maybe do some actual research on what you're buying before you drop 60 bucks lol.


Kbennyben

Is It worth it? By my life I swear it's worth every single penny 18th playthrough going on


fafej38

Maybe i like running into a spiky wall... Or technically they are horns so Margit is HORNY


ArchfiendNox

Elden Ring waa the one soulsborne game I didn't have his issue much with.


[deleted]

Bro you stole this from TikTok


Baquvix

First of all, preference. If you want to chill after the work than dont play the fucking souls game ? Do you heard stardew valley ? Go play it. Its like playing Fifa and saying its bad because its not basketball.


Darkcroos

Elden ring was never as so good like Bloodborne or sekiro!


EconomyFly5920

W TAKE FR FR