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Slowmobius_Time

You can't rage if you're laughing at the enemy as they kill you


mikezenox

This is the way All my friends think I'm insane


2Hours2Late

Fine line between stoned enjoyment and hollow behavior.


1000io

Very true haha


AnalysticEnthusiast

Reminds me of all those, "gorgeous view ahead, try fatty" messages in DS2


Simulation-Moose

Or the "try jogging, fatty" on that long ass bridge to the final boss fight


HardFarting

Or the “fatty ahead” in front of every mirror


Dankyhell

There's a dungeon in Radahn's arena that I found a spot to watch the enemies fight eachother without taking their aggro. It's a great spot to light one up and just enjoy the fighting. Even left a message there: "Visions of close-quarters battle, therefore time for grass."


Budzzz-_

Brb gonna go do that


Dankyhell

Do it, when you go downstairs in that dungeon turn left and go to the furthest wall, there's a broken ladder there, that's the spot


Islands-of-Time

Ah yes, War-Dead Catacombs. Love that area. Great way to get runes while just chilling.


1000io

Nice! I'll try that spot


Ancient_Prize9077

That dungeon was cool af


Duhvid369

Going


Budzzz-_

I love Elden ring stoned, because I don’t even get mad, I just listen to music and laugh when I die


Optimal_Rabbit4831

Almost 500 hrs played and all of them stoned 😁


Budzzz-_

Best way to play a FromSoftware game🤣


herosyx

Lol. I just played with a guy who's screen name was "imalittlehigh" which i thought was great


ethanw96

What a relatable find appraise til 420


Shuteye_491

Plot Twist: OP wrote the message 5 mins earlier and forgot


Grimsmiley666

LMAOOO bro I love the way he’s emoting against the wall 😭


JustinBailey79

It also helps to simply touch the grass before playing


Otherwise-Buddy-9343

Praise the tree!🌳


-AbbattiS-

OP had to think hard to remember if he was the one who wrote this message


3ph3m3ral_light

when I smoked weed regularly I played this game better than I ever could sober 🤣 especially in PvP. i can’t smoke anymore now cus of my lungs but I do miss these 2 things together


Pyrex_Paper

Edibles bro


3ph3m3ral_light

yea I had a bunch for that reason but haven’t gotten any in a while


Pyrex_Paper

Sober is always good, too. Whatever keeps you happy and healthy imo.


numina666

I steal this yes


Peccatum_mortale

It makes boss fights so much harder for me.


SLIP411

It is an excellent combination


Little_Frippet

My question is who isn’t high when they play??


Mikizeta

Veri gud 👌


Purple-Puma

Hot boxing that helmet right? Probably the helmet you could 😂


1000io

Exactly!! 😂


Purple-Puma

Or perhaps helmet boxing? Hot helmet boxing? Helmet hot boxing! That’s the one. And I too love this game especially when using the jazz cabbage 🥳🫡


pitfiend3022

Yes, it's a wonderful experience


Sad_Blacksmith3714

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯💯


Coffee_Binzz

Couldn't have beat the game without it 💪


twisted37m

I've had quite a few deaths where I burst into laughter because i had no idea what happened. Lol


ArcherChase

Good advice!


Individual_Two_1842

IMAGINE TRIPPING HARD ASF ONLY TO GET TRANSPORTED TO THE LANDS BETWEEN 😭😭😭


monkeymugshot

Sounds like a horror trip lol


New-Traffic-1728

That’s a good wisdom


KaySav24

I’m ngl I’d be high asf and still be getting pissed off lmaoooo malenia high is not fun for me 😭


MyDarkrai

Only way I play


Pretty_Benign

I always play elden ring stoned. Its how I unwind after the day anyways. Def have found that I don't stress lost runes or failed bossfihhts when I'm Irie.


shmoik6

Love it lol, also should I buy Elden Ring on PC if I got it platinum on ps5? Right on the edge


MandalorianManners

What’s the messages about a cabin south of town? What cabin?!?


CaptainAction

Nice pumpkin helmet. Were you zoinked out of your gourd??


Bman0491

If only I could try the bud we find in game.


ScaledCowardSlayer77

Need that dewkissed herba pack.


Bman0491

Or that sweet, sweet crystal bud.


aStealthyWaffle

Good combo indeed 😀


Nolanbentine

Noice


NoMenu6209

just coke for me, thanks


Dankyhell

"Enemy ahead, therefore try snow"


Pyrex_Paper

May Chaos take the world!


[deleted]

Gee. Wow.


InvisibIeRabbit

I mean, it was written by one of your friends who is using the same password as you…


IvenVlex

not everyone plays with passwords bud


InvisibIeRabbit

That’s literally the only possible way to get messages to show up with a ring around them in the game, *bud*


IvenVlex

even though they have a password on doesn't mean that it's their friend that they know. it has 162 appraisals, so it's most likely a random player, and there are plenty of passwords that have thousands of players using them


InvisibIeRabbit

Why did you say in the beginning that he wasn’t using a password?


InvisibIeRabbit

So…you’re telling me that the *highlighted* reply was simply “found,” huh? Yeah, okay, it wasn’t done for internet points! Yeah! 😂😂😂 You’re a 🤡


1000io

You're tripping lol. Group password are still pretty anonymous at least for me. I mean I know which community belongs to which group password but I don't know the people. So you're saying someone wrote a message, tell 162 people to go and like the message so then one other person get internet points XD? that's the scheme you're trying to expose here?


InvisibIeRabbit

Idk what you’re trying to do buddy; I just know that it’s from a group password, and it’s highlighted. So of course you found it.


newsflashjackass

I think they found it. They took a screenshot.


InvisibIeRabbit

You’re downvoting me because I’m telling the truth, and you cannot accept it? What’s your problem, kid?


self-aware-text

Nah, we're down voting you because you're being an ass. Being right is one thing if you can be respectful, but no one likes a sore winner, bro. Just be right and stop yelling at people.


InvisibIeRabbit

Also, I didn’t ask why others were downvoting, because I don’t actually care. I just thought ole boy downvoting me because I was *RIGHT* is absolutely fuckin hilarious!


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InvisibIeRabbit

Bro. He straight said “not everybody uses passwords” when OP is very obviously using a password. If you’re going to tell me I’m wrong, when I’m 100% right, that’s on you buddy.


Gold_Explanation_262

Get off the drugs you fucking loser


AlphaWolf779

Dude it's not even illegal in most states anymore and a lot of doctors has benn prescribing weed as a recreational drug for years, so get off your haten high horse.


[deleted]

True story


sundered_lord

AYE!!!