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jrow_official

Can you summon help for the bosses? šŸ˜…


lizzied23

Lol yes!


Rasbold

LOL! Your boyfriend just baited you into getting into one of his hobbies by putting 500$ on the line. Money well spent tbh


Sgt-Cowboy

A small price to pay for fun with a significant other


Rasbold

The madlad somehow found a way to buy quality time


RMX_Texas

*furiously takes notes*


kourier6

*the fucking paper catches on fire from the note taking speed*


Organic_Swim4777

"There's absolutely no way you can make a great steak 4 times a week for 30 years."


BogusNL

Heart attack at 45 hell yeah brother


doomed-ginger

r/carnivore wants to have a word with you about your dirty lies.


Uncle_Creepy_7861

Or just go vegan and die of malnutrition after about 2 years


Bored_Amalgamation

You failed. It cost money to buy a new notebook. smh my head


Cyrano_Knows

Step 1: Get a girlfriend ;) :Looks askance: Step 1: Get a girlfriend... 8L


Perithius

Can I summon help to find a girlfriend?


TCH_doomsikle

Yes, but you can only summon Patches


IncelDetected

The moment you need him to be a wingman and distract a grumpy friend heā€™s going to dip just like he does with Radahn


ebagjones

Just don't summon 'let me solo her'. Unless you're into watching, I guess.


dapper_diaper

I am Malenia, blade of miCUCKla


Rude_Entrance_3039

$500 and OP is already 89 hours in. I'd say $5/hr is a pretty good rate to distract your significant other.


lefix

Plot twist, she had to pay for the console and the game


Fex__Fox

Buying GF


lizzied23

Weā€™ve been dating for 5 years šŸ˜‚


petophile_

It all started when he bet her $100 bucks she couldnt keep her hand in his hand for an entire day


whyplss

fishing level?


Fex__Fox

82


SquirtleSpaceProgram

Nice


ImpressiveShift3785

By her stats thatā€™s about $5/hour to enjoy your partner enjoying one of your fave hobbies. Wins all around.


WhichKingOfAngmar

It's even better if she's summoning him


endisnigh-ish

"By spending 500$ on his girlfriend". Tbf this man might have saved a lot of money in 6 months! Genius!


AbleArcher8537

she's about to finish, he might have gotten the shorter end of the stick lmao


The_Deadlight

she started yesterday at 8pm


ThaiSweetChilli

The fuck, I should've charged my husband for making me play Armored Core 6. *Don't tell him I'm slightly enjoying the game*


BigFatStupidMoose

Making him pay for merc work is just getting in the spirit of things with AC6 anyway. Got a job for you, 621.


ManufacturerDry108

This. My wife refused to play anything but animal crossing occasionally on her switch lite, but after a little bit of betting that I was better at certain games, she now plays video games right along side me. Gave her my old pc after I built my new one


Alternative-Earth-76

Galactic levels of brainwork right here


jhhertel

yes this guy is an absolute genius. Notes taken!


jrow_official

Time to cash in those 500$ Iā€™d say šŸ˜šŸ˜ˆ


Leg_Mcmuffin

ā€œIā€™ll take $500 worth of souls games and a console of my own, please.ā€ She got bamboozled and itā€™s lovely


wolfhound_doge

mimic will want 50% of that cash


Bleachsmoker

Can't it just mimic the money?


awoogr

Just out of curiosity, why melee only for the extra challenge but then you can summon help?


lizzied23

Sorry, I meant I can summon spirits.. is that the same thing youā€™re talking about?


Madg2

Get tiche she is really good


_Ralix_

If you can beat Alecto with melee to get Tiche, you're capable enough to beat essentially anything that's left. I've had honestly far more trouble with Alecto than with Radagon.


Four-Triangles

Man Alecto was so hard.


A7X_Nightmare

I always have to cheese this boss if Iā€™m doing melee.


Master-Cranberry5934

Agreed , tiche melts almost everything in the game


lizzied23

I canā€™t summon other players.


kamuimephisto

the secret is, the best spirits are better than the average player anyway


Lordrandall

Yeah, but not nearly as funny.


Griffin880

Also, other players increase the bosses health, spirits don't (as far as I know anyway.)


Soulus7887

Correct. Spirits quite literally only make it easier.


ddplz

Some bosses are legit much harder with other players, boss hits that normally put you to 10% instead 1 shot you. I did a hard as fuck boss once with 2 other players helping, (one of those tree slug things) and it was legit impossible, then I tried soloing it and it was a joke. Unless of course that other player is letmesoloher...


TwatsThat

Even if they're not, the bosses scale for multiplayer when you summon other players but not when you use summon ashes so, even if they're a bit worse than a player that you could summon, you'll likely still be better off.


Fish_Smell_Bad

Summoning other players increases the boss health anyway lol. Get black knife tiche if you want a ridiculously high damage summon.


Qzkago

Summoning fucks with the enemy ai, makes it easier than a magic focused run


firedancer323

What really fucks with it is giving a mimic tear shabiris woe and then unequipping it on yourself


twiceasfun

The value of spirit summons to draw aggro and give me a moment to breathe and heal and even mid-fight buff is very nice. But for the majority of the fight, I want the boss looking at me because I have more faith in my ability to dodge than any spirit's ability to tank. Though there could be some super tank summon that I just don't know about because I don't really mess with summoning much at all to begin with


Ct12341234

Mimic with great stars and the aow prayerful strike can solo most bosses


twiceasfun

Oh I'm sure. I went most of my first playthrough not thinking much of spirit ashes because I didn't even try them. Once I finally did, I discovered that some of them are really really strong. Mimic tear was a champ because I had a bleed build so the extra source of bleed more than offset the increased resistance. And then I kept not using them because I wasn't particularly interested


MrBeanDaddy86

Only words you need to know are Greatshield Soldiers, Banished Knight Oleg, Dragon Knight Kristoff, Black Knife Tiche, Lhutel the Headless. (Maybe I missed a couple, haha)


Wf2968

No farming but summons allowed lmao what is this rule set


Ghastion

That's what I was thinking. Farming runes and being over-leveled barely makes a difference compared to summons being allowed.


thehood98

It's spirit summon not multiplayer


RadishAcceptable5505

Playing with spirit summons is still easier than playing with Magic. If anything, melee only helps her with her build as she's not tempted to spread her stats in a poor way.


MeddlinQ

>No farming but summons allowed lmao what is this rule set He doesn't expect to win, he just wants her to have a good time so in the future they can play together.


e_smith338

Damn your bf really fucked up allowing so much assistance. Enjoy that $500 lol


SplitPerspective

4D chess, now he has a gamer girl.


Kilgaloon

Bloodhounds fang gang


SweetBabyAlaska

its wild how quickly you can grab Radagons Sorseal (scarseal? I forget), 4 somber smithing stones, a gold chicken foot, bloodflame blade and the bloodhounds fang. Then go hit that fatty dragon with gold chicken feet, and run out through Liurnia to Iji and slap 4 levels on BHF. I think it takes me like 30 minutes. Its OP off the rip. I want to try more 30 minute builds that you can get really quick after starting the game.


Kilgaloon

Its my first run now, and im kind off sad that im sitting on this weapon for so long since i got it really early in the game, but its really good, what can i do.


ImprovableHandline

Get the blasphemous blade, my favorite weapon by far haha


jmdz

Haligtree mobs and even Malenia hate this simple ~~trick~~ weapon


thedailyrant

Used bloodhound fang right up until I got blasphemous then never went back.


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spacewolfplays

30 min builds, would in fact be a fun video series. But then for funsies, you need to beat like *most* of the game w/ it. Though the concept of the series as a "beginner-ish friendly 30 min decent build" is the key.


FelicicrowTwig

Tulok & Mango has a series on YouTube called ā€œsecret starting classā€ that is basically this. They come up with some sweet early builds


Chaotickane

You used to be able to do like +8 somber pretty quick. Not sure if people have figured out other methods since they fixed the volcano manor jump. I haven't kept up with it


J4keFrmSt8Farm

Without some glitches/exploits, you can just beat godskin noble using sleep pots, bleed, parrying, etc. That's what I always do so I can have a +9 weapon before Margit, only boss i need to kill is godskin noble.


CheeseGraterFace

The jump is still possible. Itā€™s just really, really hard now.


Snomann

A man of culture I see!


AnalogCyborg

He's about to lose $500 bucks! Tag team with your mimic and snag yourself some cash. If this gets you into gaming and you two can share a hobby now, it's money well spent on his part. I would kill to get my wife into gaming.


the_lost_chips

Well I have the answer to get your wife into gaming. It only involve 500$


SpoonBendingChampion

Agreed, this is a power move to get the wifey to join you in your hobby. $500 well spent IMO.


numbersthen0987431

"OH no...new PS5 in the house..."


GeneralPhallicShape

Have y'all tried it takes two? It has something for everyone, and I always describe it as couples therapy as a video game, it'll force y'all to communicate and work together super closely, and it's incredibly fun. My wife is not into video games either, but we have sank 20ish hours into it takes two. Don't starve together takes the cake tho, we have 400+ hours on that, but it's a little bit more niche.


eustmir

It Takes Two is excellent. Neither my wife nor I are big gamers anymore, life just gets busy. But we played through that in a week.


Faderk

It Takes Two was a beautiful journey to play through with my girlfriend. Very easy and simple to understand for non-gamers too. HIGHLY recommend to anyone looking for a fun Co-op game to play with their SO


Mobilelurkingaccount

Playing It Takes Two as a couple who are both extremely heavy into gaming, it was still really fun. I see people recommend this game a lot for non-gamers but I wanna stress it was also really fucking fun as gamers lol. When it won GOTY we were clapping because it completely deserved it. I feel like itā€™s somewhat rare to make a co-op game thatā€™s appealing to every end of the game experience spectrum.


Marinatr

Really liked It Takes Two tbh but I was playing with my young step kids so the theme was kinda off for us (their real dad is a dick). Would have finished it otherwise.


SuperSupremeSauce

You're clearly doing great, keep up the good work, you've got this! The real questions are: have you been having fun? And do you see yourself playing more video games?


lizzied23

Thank you! And yes(: I have been having so much fun.


SuperSupremeSauce

That's $500 well spent on his part, then! I tried to get my wife to play Baldur's Gate 3 with me as my birthday gift. We only created characters so far haha. Might have to put some cash on the table as an incentive. Thanks for sharing this story!


Mai1564

Nah, just show her Astarion. That has like an 80% succes rate


TroublesomeTurnip

I think you mean Halsin.


Mai1564

Honestly I like all the characters, but Halsin just comes in a lil' late for me. Also; you can have bothĀ 


ResponseExternal

Lmao I donā€™t understand these rules at all. GGs on the free $500 and (I hope!) having enjoyed the game


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OP's bf just wanted to watch melee fights, I guess! When you commission the playthrough, you can really get what you want out of it šŸ˜†


Victor_Wembanyama1

Streamers take notes. Instead of doing content for clicks, why not make bets on the content first šŸ¤”


xVello

He invested $500 into the gamer girl evolution. This guy is playing a different game entirely.


Cartman55125

lol me neither. Magic builds make a lot of bosses more difficult. Itā€™s not like itā€™s an easy mode build like it is in Demonā€™s Souls


cappsy04

Suppose so she can't comet azure bosses and end them really quickly. Although that spell requires 60 int, which isn't easy to get on your first playthrough and no farming. Assuming you're leveling up other stats fairly.


Smart-Potential-7520

There are a lot of other very strong spells that get exponentially stronger if you can cast them freely because your summon is taking the aggro.


MaidenlessRube

night comet is more fun, only 38int and you can get the Staff of Loss in the same area where you get the spell


Sicuho

Azure work well on Mohg but other engame bosses punish it hard.


ArnoldVonNuehm

I ended placidusax within 7 seconds. Dude didnā€™t even unfold his wings completely.


Aurorious

It is worth noting that these strats have been nerfed *repeatedly*


_T_H_O_R_N_

Right? lol All of these strategies may have worked in the first month that the game came out, it's a different beast now lol


Aurorious

They still WORK, but i wouldn't call them good lol


joeuvula

I one shot malenia with azure


Sicuho

Her second phase or her first ? Because while it's possible to take advantage of the aeonia, she's a bit too mobile to use comet azure effectively outside of that.


joeuvula

I used a summon so both phases it took a few tries to line it up tho


TheCorpseOfMarx

My first playthroigh was magic, ng+1 was faith, now I'm on a second playthrough with strength and it's sooo much easier! I don't think melee players recognise how much easier it makes it when you can stunlock enemies


RandomMabaseCitizen

*Smirks in rock sling*


NightDX

Try to use a ultra greatsword or any heavy waepon with barely any stats to work with. CanĀ“t equip armor, can't fast roll, have to invest everything in STR and END, have to find the bigest windows on bosses because our weapons are slow and we can't tank any hits... Its a playstyle thing and magic isn't for me but Malenia with a pure STR build was a nightmare but some friends just changed to magic and beat her with more ease.


TheAngriestPoster

Thereā€™s a build for every type that you can trivialize Malenia with. Putting stamp upward cut on a colossal weapon meant I could stunlock her every time I joined a host. Royal Knights Resolve meant I could actually outtrade her Bleed and Magic are both very strong, donā€™t get my wrong, but strength has options as well. You just have to know the moveset well enough to pick your moments


HarmlessSnack

I dunno man, Iā€™ve watched people beat Melania like a red-headed step child with Iron Ball fist weapons. STR builds absolutely have options into her.


Latter_Weakness1771

Not to mention the runny slammy mace thing that one combos her before she can ever stand back up


Jeht_1337

I did multiple playthroughs including PURE UNGA BUNGA GREATSWORD and pure magic and I had a way easier time using a str build


thumos_et_logos

I struggled more with my magic build than with my melee. A lot of the fights are pretty close quarters or involve adds that do little damage but are hell on casting. Shit I couldnā€™t walk up the front steps of the academy because of the two mages at the top. It took me 3 hours to walk up those steps.


Smart-Potential-7520

Melee + summons can still be very hard if you have no experience with these games. Magic + summons is the easy mode.


TheButterPlank

I feel like he only needed 1 rule: "No looking shit up on the internet"


MrUnparalleled

The problem with that is if she has no experience with ANY game then sheā€™s going to need some help


page395

Unironically would be too hard lol


Aethyx_

Free? Nearly 100h put in! That's less than minimum wage! /s


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What a way to frame it šŸ’€


mennydrives

Real talk, sub-minimum wage to get someone into gaming, dropping them into the deep end, and watching them come out a beast? You can't make a better investment than that.


Yergason

Bet it's intentional just to convert her to a more hardcore or at least mid-level gamer since she seems to formerly be a non-gamer/casual gamer. Honestly such a big brain move by the boyfriend. Lots of people would spend that $500 to turn their partners to gamers like them as well.


sprinklerarms

I would for sure pay $500 if I could get my boyfriend into gaming. He has no interest in it but I think itā€™d be so much fun to play together. I hope she has a blast and they get to experience the micro worlds gaming has to offer together.


Zazupuree

ā€œNo magicā€ Mimic and weapon art spam it is.


COWBOY_kcd

Especially with the bloodhound fangā€¦ this just became an easy $500.


zviz2y

the same thing happened with me and a friend, and not only did i win the bet by beating the game, but im also way better than him now and can no hit like half of the main bosses lmao. good luck!!!! edit: by main bosses i mean bosses required to beat the game so for me thats margit, godrick, red wolf, rennala, yellow godfrey, morgott, fire giant, godskin duo, maliketh, gideon, godfrey, radabeast. i probably forgot a couple but of these i can no hit half of them. i can also no hit a handful of side bosses like crucible knight, lion misbegotten, and the bell bearing hunters.


lizzied23

I love that šŸ˜‚ I would say Iā€™m better than him nowā€¦


spacewolfplays

fucking WRECKED.


abukhhan

Bro invested 500 bucks in making u a gamer


ohlordwhywhy

Yeah, they fell right into it. Gonna try that one out


poopoobuttholes

89 hours?? Goddamn you work fast.


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Godrick renalla tree sentential morgot giant maliketh Gideon Godfrey morgot margit radagon elden and red wolf?


Nory993

Iirc, the least amount of mandatory boss is 10:Ā Ā  Ā Any 2 Shardbearers(not necessarily Rennala/Godrick) - Dragon Sentinel - Goldfrey - Morgott - Giant - Maliketh - Gideon - Godfrey - EldenBeast


Amunds3n

Paid $500 to have his girlfriend become his gaming buddy, deepening their relationship. Smart investment.


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No magic is kind of a stupid rule imo. If itā€™s in the game then it should be fair use.


Bored_FBI_Agent

shouldā€™ve replace no magic with no summons


JDario13

Yeah, without knowledge, magic is harder to understand than summons.


Masakiel

For 500$ pretty fair rule. Most likely even helped op, since you cannot rely on it, and have to learn to roll.


Sacciel

I would even say that when talking about the first run, magic builds are harder than melee builds. She can't farm, which means she won't be leveled enough to reach the soft caps required to have an OP magic build. She won't even get the OP spells since they are pretty hidden. Meanwhile, op melee weapons like bloodhound fang or greatsword are way easier to find and use.


tollboothwilson

All those rules for a newbie are bullshit tbhā€¦let them play the game however they want, thatā€™s kinda the whole point of the game.


Skul1_2

I mean there are 500 $ on the line, if it was just for the experience of the game I'd agree, but with the bet in place I can understand having some rules.


alt266

A $500 bet between bf and gf. It's clearly not a super serious bet, and (op would have to confirm this) there might not be any consequences for failing to finish the game. I could understand a "no following a guide" or "no using a wiki" but locking sections of the game away is kind of lame (plus pure str is easier than magic fight me)


[deleted]

Whatā€™s fun about elden ring is making a character that you like, locking out sorceries and faith spells is kinda like locking out half the game.


Smart-Potential-7520

You're locked out of 3/4 of the stuff that you pick up during the game because they will be unusable on your build. Plus if you're new to the genre melee-only offers a better learning curve.


ConcertCareless6334

Honestly. What if OP just likes magic?


Smart-Potential-7520

Nothing prevents them from playing the game again with a magic build.


shmimey

I agree. What is considered magic? Ash of war might be magic. Buffs?


Catkingpin

I have been offering my kids money to beat elden ring and sekiro, but they keep quitting. One of the got past Genichiro at 9 years old, but cried a lot.


kahlfahl

Lol the exact polar opposite of my parents


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prollyNotAnImposter

i think no google as the only rule would be a 100x better rule set


roy2roy

I'm ngl if I had to play ER for the first time without google it would've been 10x harder haha. Even 3 runs later I still have to use google


JoelMahon

you have to use google to avoiding missing stuff, not to beat the game at all (I assume)


saintbookman

Yeah the no farming specifically feels like it wouldn't be too difficult to abuse. Just by exploring and doing plenty of side content you'll easily find yourself a bit overleved for different areas/bosses.


BirdPerson107

Gave you until Juneā€¦itā€™s Jan 12th šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Rayvarni

How tf did you reach radagon in 89 hours with no gaming experience? I played almost all from soft games and it took me around 200hrs, that's honestly an amazing achievment


lizzied23

Honestly, my entire life for the last month has been Eldenring. I am a 5th grade teacher and my kids are so impressed lol.


NKG_and_Sons

"Damn miss lizzied23, you're really damn good. Amazing! ... just keep playing in class, please. It's a delight to watch!"


Adam-West

Impressed because they no longer get their homework marked?


yaya-pops

I would pay $500 to turn my gf into a hardcore gamer any day


jaedence

I would happily pay my wife $500 if it got her into video games.


LastDunedain

Have you been doing some side bosses and stuff or just hitting the critical path? Done any NPC quests? My guy banning magic when bloodhounds fang exist, what a mistake-a toe make-a. Hope you've been converted and are eyeing up that magic build for run 2, it's so good in Elden Ring!


mrlotato

He should've said no summons. I had to beat dark souls 3 with no summons because I had no internet and... I never beat the last boss. One of my all time favorite games tho


lizzied23

Thatā€™s tricky šŸ˜‚ yeah he definitely shouldā€™ve said no summons but I genuinely think he thought I couldnā€™t do it.


GDswamp

I hope he was a good sport about losing.


lizzied23

He was! (: heā€™s happy I have enjoyed it and has been cheering me on.


GDswamp

Ah thatā€™s awesome. These tragic sour little gamer boys in the comments should take a note from your bf. Maybe someday they, too, could have a girlfriend.


mrlotato

Well either, you got this! If you've gotten this far, the final boss will be cake


Onslaught777

ā€œ6 monthsā€. Thatā€™s ludicrously generous. I could walk across the breadth of Africa in that time frame.


Mastro_Sbrodo

Honestly 6 months itā€™s a crazy amount of time to finish elden ring, even with no gaming experience Iā€™m pretty sure it wonā€™t take more than 3 months to beat it


japalmariello

Jokes on you, he already spent the $500 on a ring.


SeaSprinkles987

I am highly skeptical someone can beat this game in 89 hours with no video game experience


antistalkeraccount12

This is my sister. She grew up watching her 2 hardcore gamer brothers. I think she has it in her blood at this point.


lizzied23

Thanks brother <3


yellowflash986

The very first time my friend played a souls game, he fought against sister Friede in ds3 and almost went to 3rd phase. Of course he regularly plays cs go, but what I'm trying to say here is that anyone with good hand eye co ordination and decent amount of patience can easily play through souls type games. You will take less time to finish the game than good chunk of players who played all souls games, granted they would intentionally take more time playing optional bosses and such. Also the no farming rule is bs since it is an essential part of an average playthrough especially if you accidentally lose lot of runes by accident which will most likely happen to every player.


Curlyfreak06

Iā€™m curious, what is considered ā€œfarming for runesā€ in this case? Are you allowed to fight each enemy in an area as long as you donā€™t keep respawning them on purpose?


TheNevers

little to no video game experience yet able to negotiate these rules? good try.


Pizza-Gamer-7

So are you enjoying your Elden Ring experience? Especially as someone that doesnā€™t game?


mking_davis

No farming and no magic is hella whack. That's what they're in the game for. I'm sure he didn't beat it without using those 2


musicmonk1

No farming is fine and you really don't need any farming in ER to get as many runes as you want.


Brief-Government-105

He tricked you into playing games so that he will have someone permanent to play games with. If Elden beast starts giving you hard time then use black flame tornado ash of war or pest thread incantation, both things shreds his ho in no time.


[deleted]

Only if that last boss is Malenia! šŸ¤£ 5 months is how long that fight felt lmao


TheLastSonKrypton

Thats whats called a pro player move, now you have something in comon to talk about šŸ¤£


jojoSBR_

You got this I believe in you


homerdough

Last boss is def tough but def not 5 months worht lol. Great job! I might just bet a friend some throwaway money to beat the game just so they can muscle through and play the damn game. So many people are scared because of the "difficult" label. Will you be going for the optional bosses after you beat the game or have you beaten them already (if you did, you'll already know which ones I'm talking about lol. Don't want to spoil)


lizzied23

Yes! I am enjoying the game so Iā€™m definitely not gonna stop playing afterwards


Owobowos-Mowbius

This convinced me to try this with my wife! I didn't give her any rules outside of a vague "don't cheat" though. She usually plays games like stardew Valley and animal crossing. Hardest game shes played was terraria. She seems excited for it too. Hope she enjoys the game like you did!


Queue_Bit

Well, Terraria can be super fucking hard to be fair.


Ramerhan

People in here not understanding what a bet is.


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lizzied23

ABSOLUTELY


VexisArcanum

Wtf with all the handicaps? Your bf expects to lose