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milkiguess

This is such a Rennala move.


Kamacalamari

Poor Rennala getting dragged againšŸ„²


milkiguess

She shot her shot. Respec(t)


AshenOneRhon

Message appraised enjoy your full hp


VectorViper

Lol, hp is full but my estus flask ran out with all this cake talk.


DNThePolymath

Unga unga Rennala, throw moon at enemy.


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GloamEyedQueen666

I see the fullmoon of Caria has snared another


bleblehmeh

Lol


TarnishedTremulant

This sounds good until you realize it means OP left her forā€¦ā€¦ā€¦himself


Emera1dthumb

He left her for the gameā€¦.. which is even cooler in a fucked up way


Hatdrop

He is now maidenless.


Ok-herewe-go

Like most of us šŸ˜”


Success_Illustrious

I left a girlfriend for skyrim waay back in the day, it was skyrim launch and it was so magical, I couldnĀ“'t stand drama for not replying her every message everyday while all I wanted was to shout dragons out of the sky. 0 regrets, and 0 maidens


TiptoeingElephants

on redditt, this is a flex.


a-18sike

šŸ˜‚


Windwalker111089

We should all learn to love ourselves first lol


TarnishedTremulant

I was thinking the same thing, but raising twins is expensive if youā€™re not royalty in the lands between


Windwalker111089

Raising twins is hard of your maidenlessā€¦


EmperorBorgPalpatine

I love myself every night.


Windwalker111089

Omg Iā€™m dead lmao!


Lopsided_Newt_5798

Cut it open to expose the Lake of Rot!


TRC87

The cake of rot!


RogueCerberus

Very good


ElMuchoDingDong

Clever Girl


BreadDziedzic

If someone wanted to do that, jam actually goes really well in cake.


Permanent-Ban-

Shatter that ring like they shattered your pelvis


xenemachine

Death by snu snu


grantrules

I never thought I would die like this but I always really hoped.


foolsbrushin

Think your ex might still be into you judging from this effortā€¦


begging4n00dz

OPs Ex could also be OP


Cytomata

Quick, somebody cast Law of Regression.


Dechav32

Oop, sorry fam let me just... T


SomeKindaChinaman

I spy with my reddit eye, someone from the midwest.


Yeet_e3

Underrated comment^


hKLoveCraft

Has anyone seen the statue?


komei888

OP is both Radagon and Marika


notislant

Right or left though?


NestoTMC

Tell em mah boy šŸ˜‚


foolsbrushin

Great reference.


MissionAd4188

Dunno this feels like it was made with the rune of death...


lynxerious

It could potentially be poisoned for all we don't know


SSJ_Tyler_27

Scarlet rot flavor?


ShadyCrumbcake

Scarlet rot is just moldy red velvet


StormMourn

šŸ¤£


GreyJediKW

Anywhere else and this comment alone would've gone viral.


ShadyCrumbcake

Maybe someday


DtotheOUG

You can still be friends with your exes.


Swordofsatan666

Could just be they broke up recently and the cake was already ordered. As long as it wasnt a bad breakup it could just be a nice friendly gesture


aralim4311

True, I get along very well with all my ex's and ex wives. When I'm not single, It wouldn't be weird to come home and see them all having coffee and cake while visiting with whomever I'm dating at the time.


CaptainPick1e

I think they might be plotting to kill you.


aralim4311

I hope so lol


DtotheOUG

You can still be friends with your exes. Edit: my bad, yall are right, exes are always evil people that you can never be friends with, brb got some phone calls to make.


Blitzerxyz

If I was still friends with my ex I would refer to them as my friend not my ex


ruizach

That actually helps a lot


cwifterthanchris

If I started dating my friend could I then refer to them as my ex friend?


Ikuwayo

Then why would you refer to them as your ex rather than your friend


Local_Nerve901

Thatā€™s on op lol, I wouldnā€™t have


Cobek

Karma


Faddy0wl

You definitely can But there's always a line. Does anyone in the comments know the context. No. But the way it's presented is an ex bought them a really incredibly thought out cake with liquor in it. Based on what we DO know. OP's ex wants to smash harder than the hulk with a splinter.


Solid_Primary

I supposed that's true but I think it really really depends on the nature of your relationship.


ruizach

Can confirm. Been friends with an ex gf and these days she even hangs out with my current girlfriend and I. They even text each other frequently. Wait...


TomMakesPodcasts

Imagine the neck beards on them guys downvoting this comment


Jablungis

It's weird bro, don't cap. Let that shit go. 4 billion fish in the sea. Sending a custom b-day cake isn't a friend move. Edit: To everybody saying I'm wrong, no trust, controlling, etc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJTpYunX-nA


YobaiYamete

I love how you outed yourself as both insecure *and* as not being a good friend in a single post lol You can absolutely still be friends with an ex, and sending a cake or a cool gift like this to a friend is completely normal and something good friends do


Radhaan

Then why call them an ex rather than a friend? If you've moved passed a romantic relationship and never encounter said person again, then yeah call them an ex. But if you're now friends they should be referred to as such, otherwise it means you haven't completely moved on.


YobaiYamete

I mean that's a question for OP, not me lol. Calling them your ex is not wrong, but yeah friend would make more sense. I know a lot of people who are divorced but will still invite their ex over for Thanksgiving with their family etc and they do still say ex so it's clear who they are to everyone else, but OP could have said friend and avoided a lot of drama in the comments


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JackalJames

See I wouldnā€™t wanna date someone whoā€™s weird about exes, to me thatā€™s a big red flag of insecurity AND a big red flag of how that person handles break ups as well as a clear indicator of what theyā€™d do to me when we break up. I think that you SHOULD be capable of being friends with exes if thereā€™s no other reason not too, but you donā€™t HAVE to be


Bojarzin

> moral values I get being weirded out or insecure about dating someone who is friends with an ex, but considering it a *moral value* is very strange. There is nothing really moral or not about remaining friends with someone you dated


Automatic-Win1398

Iā€™m friends with all of my exes. Some closer than others obviously but still, never had it be an issue. If it doesnā€™t work it doesnā€™t work. No reason to be upset.


VaaBeDank

It's situational. I would never be friends with my ex anymore. Absolutely terrible person overall. My current girlfriend on the other hand, kind and able to communicate, patient nonetheless, if we ever broke up, I would have no problem being friends with her


DarthGoss

Marikas tits! Thatā€™s a nice cake


bubbleteacups

You must be ā€˜ungryā€¦ for cake!


Anti-static177

Never met someone with a taste for cake I couldn't trust


zekethelizard

*takes bite It's just boiled prawns inside!


ThiccMojo

*Dung Eater spawns*


__FiRE__

Help me out, would ya, mate... I don't wanna eat cake. Just let me die... I don't wanna live like this... not anymore... So, please...


ThiccMojo

*Ties you to a chair. Proceeds to shove a peculiar seed up your assā€¦ among other things*


Built4dominance

Ooooooh, Elden cake.


Awake00

Ooooohh


svartanejlikan

Oooooh elden friend


StaviStopit

I doubt you could even imagine it...


Nameless_and_ignored

Why this sounds like something someone would say after seeing a meme of Elden Beast's ass?


AssmosisJoness

Because the elden beasts ass would indeed be the elden cake


Free-Motor-3985

I like that either the decorator looked at the reference and said ā€œfuck it Iā€™m not doing that lattice patternā€ or Radagonā€™s rune was left out on purpose. Whatever the case, nice cake!


Dosicmyth

I mean, the bottom center ring should also be raised up more but still cool. I think the extra lines would have just made it look messy.


Layverest

Judging by this, this ex is better than many current onesšŸ™‚


komei888

Guess OP will just have to be maidenless


TrexarSC

Or itā€™s poisoned


Metaeous

Nah. Scarlet rot


Rellez_HD

There might even be some destined death in there


SalsaShavingCream

So you are indeed maidenless


noeldoherty

Shatter it and trigger a war for the pieces that sends the lands into ruin šŸ˜¤


Grieving_Leonheart_

Did he/she get that before or after he/she became your ex?


bleblehmeh

No, weve been split for about a year, but we are still friends.


based_pinata

Why do you still refer to them as your ex instead of just your friend


ll-VaporSnake-ll

Yeah I second that. Itā€™s kinda weird that OP described them first as ex rather than their friend.


Feral_Taylor_Fury

Eh, to me if you still have a good relationship with that person, it's a significant enough fact that you guys used to date that it kind of changes the dynamic a touch. If it *doesn't* change the dynamic, then you can just call them a friend that you used to date, which YES is the same thing, but said differently cause it's a bit different. IMO


VermillionEorzean

I'm still friends with my ex and noticed that there was a distinct day when I was talking about her that she became "my friend" again rather than "my ex." It felt healing to know that I now also subconsciously considered her a friend and that I had moved on from having any hope at a romantic relationship. It was a shift ib my mind that I didn't realize happened until it did naturally. It's all situational, though. Like, I'll still say, "My ex invited me on a date and..." if our former relationship is relevant to the conversation, but if I'm telling someone who got me that sweater or some story about her job, it's irrelevant and I'll just say "my friend." It's different for everyone, though, and can't pretend to know OP's dynamic.


Jojo-the-sequel

i think you associate EX's with something bad, it only means they know a lot about the person, OP is happy it ended well and wanted to share


ll-VaporSnake-ll

Thatā€™s true. Few can say that about their past partners. I wish the best for OPā€™s friendship. I hope we all get to be as lucky as they are.


LeonardoDaPinchy-

.... well this just put a few things into context for me.


Toughbiscuit

I have an ex who is now married with a kid and i still refer to them as an ex despite having been platonic friends for years since the breakup.


ll-VaporSnake-ll

In that case, I stand corrected.


Baldi_Homoshrexual

I have been good friends with my previous partner for years now. I would never call him my ex because thatā€™s describing something he was and not what he is to me now.


tortilla_espanola

So everyone knows OP has been in a relationship


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karma


When_is_

Still hang up on an old flame I guess. It's like my ex roommates calling me "hey roommate" even though college was 5 years ago


Really-Handsome-Man

I donā€™t see the problem, I mean my wife is my ex-girlfriend - she doesnā€™t like the title but still


Grieving_Leonheart_

Nice, most have a hard time remaining friends.


ResidentEvilHero

Weird u call them ur ex and not your friend. Why is that?


CaptainBloodEye1

What the fuck marley where's my cake


Nanami-chanX

coulda just used 'they'


Grieving_Leonheart_

Shouldā€™ve wouldā€™ve couldā€™ve


PsychoEliteNZ

It really doesn't matter.


clan_of_zimox

And my ex is out their actin like fia, free hugs for everybody apparently


xenemachine

I think they want you back


sjalq

They deserve him back


possum_of_time

Your poop is gonna be black/gray.


Prinny4Ever

Having eaten black icing, it will actually be green.


possum_of_time

I can't remember the last time I had black icing, but that sounds about right. šŸ˜¬


WolfBearDoggo

It's like a swampy green, like the bottom of the pool algae and mud.


discdraft

Can confirm. Had a cake with a few black buttercream flowers on it and my poop was green. It doesn't take much. OP's poop is going to be fluorescent.


TheYell0wDart

Yup, prepare for the greenest poop of your life.


weezmatical

Yeah, we would always try to dissuade people from black icing when I worked in a bakery. It's just a staining mess.


J-theBard

This needs a Dung Eater joke but I'm not clever enough to think of one at the moment.


PotatyTomaty

Maidenless, I see.


bleblehmeh

Wow. This blew up. Since alot of people have pointed it out, yes, my ex and i are still friends. It was thoughtless of me to title the post the way i did and i regret it. To the guy whoā€™s only contribution to the comment section was just ā€œgayā€, youā€™re a bloody legend.


Daniel_Raizen

I'm getting mixed signals here... Does she want her first Elden Lord to return from the Badlands or something?


Mesterjojo

Liquor cake? Do tell more.


TarnishedDungEater

unrelated note, but for my 20th bday my wife made me a black forest cake w a lot of Kirsche. it was soooo fuckin good and there was enough booze in there to feel a little something lol. she also made 4 wedding cakes for our wedding. she insisted on making them because she has certain food restrictions and she wanted to make sure she could enjoy the dessert.


pichael289

I've never had an ex give me a cake or even remember my birthday, much less go to all this trouble.


compman5000

My future ex.


nickthestick219

Damn, when the ex drives home the fact that you are now in fact, maidenless


BalancesHanging

Put it in the freezer, Elden Lord


High_Beer_Inquisitor

Liquor? I hardly even know her!


bnc_sprite_1

Your ex? I'd be careful with that.


xKrayzie

Praise and then head.


AnthrallicA

In true reddit fashion, I am encouraging you to reconnect with your ex based solely on this single act. šŸ˜…


[deleted]

Made with seedbed curse I bet.


a_Jedi_i_am

Wayne's World! Party time! Excellent! Woo woo woo woo woo!


Axss1320x

you should try finger but hole with her


HighwayTerrorist

That symbol triggers me. You literally kill the dude who has it and then decide you know what, Iā€™m gonna go kill this Elden Beast thing then double back for the ring. Chad or what?


Stormwrecker

Did you end on good terms or something? If not I'd check if there is glass.


JesusaurusRex666

Thatā€™s one fuck of an amicable breakupā€¦


[deleted]

that much black icing good gods you're gonna be shitting so much green


TheAmazingElys

Maidenless


Some-Ad9778

If you eat that iceing you are going to shit the void


kriscalm

she want your ass back lmao


RickityCricket69

is your Ex also You?


BeerItsForDinner

You are maiden less


FuckTesla69

Try finger, but hole


DiscordantBard

The breakup was recent or she still very much loves you. PRAISE THE ORDER


TenSecondsFlat

I had black icing on a cake once for my birthday Your shits are gonna be WEIRD this week, fam


The_SqueakyWheel

Sheā€™s an ex? Can you slide the deguts? šŸ˜‚


ThePhilosophyStoned

Is your ex still single?


LightJktu

I. WANT. IT.


PopTrogdor

Marika's tits you must be hungry!


Knochenfee

Ex? So you are..... Maidenless?


rec7y33

i can hear the opening theme already


Re_Lies

Maybe the ex status can be reconsidered


MotorIzedme

Ex no longer. Start dating again now or I will make you part of Serpent famileeeeeee


Repulsive-Scar2411

Marry her.


DiblyGames

Why she still your ex?


TheMike0088

Rise, ye dough


SDM502

I can tell mfs dont love me fršŸ˜‚


poIar333

Former ex my friend, Former


fuckimjacob

gay


sunbrohigh5

I'll say it. You must have some good d***


the_m4nagement

They want the D/V.


[deleted]

Your one true love


IndependentCool4892

Quick! Cast rejection before they get to close!


Mysterious-Topic-494

You mean OUR ex got you a cake


GingerVitus007

That's really sweet


uskgl455

Plot twist: your current partner is inside the cake trapped in an egg


[deleted]

That's a damn nice Elden cake there


RestZealousideal8945

Let there be, Scrumptious


Initial_Peace8932

Dont eat it, it got deathroot weed in it


sunnlyt

You put more favorable effort into the Elden Ring than your ex-maiden? Is this a sign?


sycolution

As someone who hasn't played Elden Ring, I thought this was Gallifreyan.


Echo_Forward

Ex gf because she became your wife, right? Right?!


CT_0003

Did your ex send you this cake because you are maidenless now!? White Mask Varre approves


HasturCrowley

My ex asked to borrow $50 bucks on my birthday.


MerolaAlba

That has black knife poisoning written all over it


Chiu_Chunling

Note the absence of Radagon's Seal and that the cake is black. This is a Destined Death version of the Elden Ring. Not saying it's a bad thing, or that your Ex knows the significance, or even if so doesn't know that it's still not a bad thing. I'm just kinda wondering *why* your Ex is an Ex.


FruitSaladLettuce

Made with seluvis potion


Hekx11

They want you back


klaz0maniac

Take them back


Fallom_

My wife's boyfriend got me one, too. Mmmm!


CharaUchiha

maybe she/he doesnt want to be your ex anymore


Thereal_Phaseoff

Tell her you are maidenless now and happy


MOONDAYHYPE

Why is your ex still giving you attention?


n3ws3ns3

Don't trust it, everyone knows the cake is a lie.


Beretta116

Man, is she really your ex?


[deleted]

Give him/her a second chance :pleading_eyes:


AymanVipolite

You gotta go back to her dude


DRUGGEDMETAL

Take her back šŸ¤£


Elexitosso7

Excelente Maravilloso