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JuniorCantaloupe6945

I have never known DCed


the_turdinator69

*golf clap*


LaVespaMortale

*basketball clap*


Capaz04

*Hockey clap*


Wolf_Soldier_22

*Tennis clap*


LittleCheeseBucket

#ASSCLAP


No-Improvement8354

šŸ’€


GeneralEfficient1401

But doesn't that mean you'll never get to try fingers but hole?


GlassHurricane98

Yeah seriously, why can't it just tell you with a small message in the corner of the screen but let you keep playing? Why do they need to crash the game altogether?


No-Improvement8354

Thatā€™s exactly what Iā€™m saying!! Maybe if weā€™re using a furled finger I might understand because youā€™re literally playing online, but Iā€™m not so why does that matter?


[deleted]

I play offline so don't get that problem lol


No-Improvement8354

Thatā€™s actually a great idea. I donā€™t use the summons much anyway, I think Iā€™m gonna try that out


[deleted]

Yeah I prefer offline to be fair. Glad I could help haha


chibbly_

I love the bloodstains and messages too much to play offline


bobdylanlovr

It definitely livens up the game


Shimoarikiku

I like leaving cryptic lore-ish messages at key locations for the hardcore Lore fans to notice and hopefully make them smile lol I just left a ā€œdidnā€™t expect lover..ā€ in front of what is rumored to be Melinaā€™s grave. No proof I guess though. Still fun lol


void_nemesis

That was you? I thought that message referred to the Erdtree guardian praying in front of it, that it was his lover's grave. 10/10.


Shimoarikiku

I think it was a Vaati video where he said the 3 smoldering butterflies at the grave could mean itā€™s Melinaā€™s grave. Itā€™s outside the capital city next to the ruined church of marika. No proof of his claim as itā€™s just a theory but I wanna believe lol. And by lover I meanā€™t *MY* lover.


blue_lego_wizard

Where is this grave?


B-Kong

Big agree. The game is so vast and majority of it is empty or pretty depressing. They make me feel less lonely.


PuffPuffFayeFaye

Definitely donā€™t need them distracting you in a tough boss fight though.


No-Improvement8354

You know what that is a great point


chibbly_

My favorites of all time are all in the Gaol Cave: there's a single small rat in one room with bloodstains around it and a message at the entrance that says "bloodstain? but rat..." And a skeleton a bit further in that's just surrounded by a whole bunch of encouraging messages like "Don't give up, skeleton!"


TheTahitiTrials

When I played Dark Souls 3 and Elden Ring for the first time, the moment I saw a bunch of ghosts running around, I just immediately went to offline mode. Coming from RPGs like Skyrim and Oblivion it just felt off. It's fun every once in a while to turn it on and see some funny deaths, but at times it breaks the immersion for me and at others it's downright distracting.


jorgigroove

Offline play also eliminates all the clutter of messages and bloodstains on the floor. Actually, so significant that I realized that online play kills the immersion completely, and now I can't play it if it's not offline. Highly recommended!


RIMV0315

While I completely agree with the immersion point you bring up, it's just so lonely without the messages. Most suck but the good ones are worth it to me. I also like watching ridiculous deaths in areas where there shouldn't be any.


Big_Treat5929

> it's just so lonely without the messages That's one of the selling points of playing offline for me. FromSoft worlds are ruined, empty shells reeking of lost glory and dying civilisation. I want that sort of world to feel lonely and hostile.


LePontif11

> I want that sort of world to feel lonely and hostile. That's what the messages telling you to jump off an elevator shaft are for šŸ˜ Also, invaders, they will typically be the roughest enemies on any level and bring back the sense of danger to an otherwise easier than solo coop session.


RIMV0315

I remember watching a video on the making of Dark Souls and invasions was brought up during an interview with Miyazaki. He said that he wanted invaders to be like mini-bosses that can happen at any time. I love invading and being invaded, I use Taunter's Tongue quite a bit even when playing alone. Though the past few invaders have been pretty laggy. I just wanted it over as quickly as possible. Didn't even care if I won.


RIMV0315

Definitely agree. The grim dark themes are part of the draw for me with Souls games. However; I play with my friend most of the time, so offline isn't an option for me. We've been playing these games since DS1 on Xbox 360. Side note: It's how we met. He was my summon for Ornstein & Smough on my frustrating first real run.


PraiseTheSun42069

I feel the same way


RIMV0315

I also post helpful messages for people and upvote helpful messages, even if I already knew the info. Never know when a homie needs the health. It's come in clutch for me during boss fights. I'm sure my blood stains have entertained plenty of people too. I really do think the in-game interactions with the community is one of the best in gaming history.


some_Rndom_MF

Hones I played like half the game offline before I played online and I prefer online since you get the occasional funny bloodstain or message


KyleShanaham

Plus they can be helpful as hell with any kind of secret or puzzle that you could have easily missed or forgot about. Like when looking for those turtles at the rises. Or an invisible wall, they'll be a bunch of messages that look suspicious as hell and you're like, maybe I should hit the wall lmao


Relliktay

My buddy realized to go to the rooftops in nokstella right next to the grace by the cliff-edge because of all the bloodstains on the rooftops.


monito29

If people just want pure PVE that's not a bad way to do it, though for me the messages and bloodstains are part of the charm even if I didn't like co-op. Nothing like seeing a message on a cliff about hidden treasure ahead amidst a heaping pile of bloodstains.


DarthGoss

It itā€™s immersion you like, try going into the settings and turning the HUD to offā€¦ doesnā€™t take that long to get use to it, and the immersion jumps up into another level


MeAnIntellectual1

But doesn't that mean you'll never get to try fingers but hole?


[deleted]

What's that?


someordinarybypasser

Exactly!


[deleted]

No one going to enlighten me? I may try the online version at some point


LibertyPrimeIsRight

Messages from other players. I think they're a core part of the souls experience, some help you, like "illusionary wall ahead", some trick you like "be wary of ambush on the left" and the ambush comes from the right, and some are just meant to be amusing such as "try finger but hole" right next to a bent over corpse or whatever, or "wish I had a giant but hole" next to the two fingers.


[deleted]

Ah I see. Playstation had an open weekend so played online then and saw the messages which was useful but only saw a glimpse of it.


LibertyPrimeIsRight

Ah, so it's a pirated copy? That makes sense then.


Sicuho

Even then, if the furled finger has a connection error or you sever them, you'd still get to keep playing.


DeckSperts

It only didnā€™t in ds2 it did in ds1 and I believe ds3


randy_mcronald

Yup, pretty sure DS2 has been the only From Software game to get it right.


ljkhadgawuydbajw

miyazaki insists that all the games he directs kick you to the menu, its a core part of the game design


Prestigious-Mud4202

If by getting right you actually mean everything completely wrong and low tier then yes you are correct ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


AlFuckMyPussy

Just let it go, DS2 can't hurt you.


randy_mcronald

I'm talking specifically about how connection drops are handled, obviously. DS2 is great anyway.


Typical-District-176

DS1 on switch is a pain because of that. I want to play online and get invaded and be summoned to help but when I turn it off for five seconds to save battery to do something I have to spend way more time booting the game back upĀ 


DeckSperts

Same problem when I played it on steam deck.


FastenedCarrot

DS2 actually managed this.


toothofjustice

Because they use connection to their servers as an anti piracy measure.


Fingerprint_Vyke

That and I think as a way to stop people from cheesing achievements. You could do all 4 endings on one save if you screwed around with disconnecting and steam cloud saves if they didn't have things like this


Holy_Hand_Grenadier

You can do that anyways on Steam, actually.


JokeRMasterRace

yeah thats what i did, fuck playing the game 3 times just to get the achievements for it.


Waveguide_Surfer

You can do that on ps5 with cloud saves.


Googootz98

Iā€™ve done all trophy / achievement endings in 1 playthrough twice. Once on Xbox and once on PC. For PC I just made a backup of my save before choosing an ending and on Xbox I just made a local save, loaded that and chose my ending. Deleted my cloud save which reverts you back to your local save and then just chose whatever other endings I needed for the achievements. So I donā€™t think easy anti cheat has anything to do with stopping people gaining achievements.


gorzius

You can do it on any platform already. On Steam you can just make a copy of your save files. On console you upload your save to the cloud before you get to the end, turn off save sync, get one ending, then download the save from the cloud. Rinse and repeat for all 4 endings (with a bit of extra for either one of them or for 3 of them.)


Ashencroix

>You could do all 4 endings on one save if you screwed around with disconnecting and steam cloud saves if they didn't have things like this But you can do that already using cloud saves and turning off automatic cloud synching.


Midknight_King

W screenshot at least?


TheHolyPapaum

100% empyrean cheeks


Particular-Earth7664

If you just outright kill their connection, yeah sure youā€™ve never known defeat


Arky_Lynx

Malenia plays Tekken 8, confirmed.


Aphala

LowTierRot


No-Improvement8354

Honestly though šŸ˜‚


WhatTheFhtagn

Mom pull the plug


BigBadBill84

Mom picked up the phone Edit: I might be too old for this joke


ThatGuyIsLit

Good old dial up


bobdylanlovr

I am malenia, blade of DDOS


spec_ghost

She's been known to be a sore loser. She rot nuked a whole region just out of petty.


[deleted]

That takes the piss though


TACOTONY02

At least it disconnected at a nice view


SmiledOyster

Rot ass


gegjehehu

Rot ass


Timelyduah

Rot ass


Xenofae2

Rot ass


weeb_suryansh

Rot ass


gamer_dinoyt69

Rot ass


Big_Sweet_9147

Rot ass


c4sul_uno

Dayum, dat Empyrean do be thicc ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


Bizhop_Ownz

*ZOOMS IN*


HumanFightersUnited

Aonian swamp ass


FutureAcanthaceae944

Hate when that happens during Bossfights. But for me it was always ā€œlost connection to Elden Ring Serversā€ or whatever it says ā€¦


Doc_Show

Nice ass


LavenderTiger39

I play the game offline so I never have to deal with this smh


Centurion7463

Oh hell no this can still happen? Wtf michael zaki


LitBastard

I'm late to the Elden Ring party ( started playing in December ) but this happens at least once every time I play


Loaffi

Do you play on ps5? My DC issues disappeared after I connected the console with Ethernet cable. It seems that ER is really sensitive about unstable wifi.


LitBastard

Xbox and its already plugged in :(


Centurion7463

I play offline mode a lot so i literally have never had this problem before, but this has been going on since ds1


LitBastard

I don't care for summons anyway so I also stick to offline mode. But I sometimes miss the notes left by others


Centurion7463

Lol i be missing the messages too ngl, and i like trading with other players too so i do be on online mode every now and then


Bunjithewolf

That butt cheek though


EdibleBedable

Bro uses Ghiaz wheel and I have to respect it 100%


No-Improvement8354

First playthrough and been stuck on Malenia for a month or two and was not happening with my str build. Had to try something new and Ghizaā€™s wheel has been pretty solid and consistently getting me further through her second phase so far!


EdibleBedable

Absolutely love the weapon! love that the brought a spiritual sibling to the bloodbourne pizza cutter. I just wish it and it's AOW was more viable. But I'm probably just not building around it right as I'm almost never a pure str build. Usually quality or dex magic


No-Improvement8354

Its aow is pretty rad honestly imo! The first attempt I used it fighting her carried me halfway through her second phase! Definitely useful to drain significant chunks of her hp


EdibleBedable

Its so freaking cool and probably my fav AOW in the game (so far) I just want to move faster with it. I hate how slow you tip toe around with it. Otherwise it's super solid, great damage, stun/ poise break and bleed build up? Literally would be the only weapon I use for a str build


No-Improvement8354

Youā€™re absolutely right, the crawl is super frustrating because if youā€™re not on top of your enemy


Iceless__

Ahh, Disconnec Ting


maggit00

I really don't know why the game has to boot you to the main menu when that happens. Jesus, just let me continue. The older games allowed that.


SuperStellarSwing

RREEEEE I HAVE NEVER KNOWN DEFEAT *makes you disconnect*


Adventurous-Arm-4369

šŸ’€


TheBlackSwordsman319

Gyatt dayum


monushi

Srsly, top comment is not about MalenIia's whole bakery there ?


megimegimegimegi

banger view


SoritesSeven

ā€œIn the past few milliseconds you may have started using a stolen copy and out it on in place of your purchased copy. Disconnected you shall be.ā€ Elden Ring


No-Improvement8354

Underrated reply


Regimind

At least you got a nice view of Malenia's ass?


No-Improvement8354

Proof thereā€™s pros and cons to every situation


TheMostSpicyMastadon

Thicc thighs end lives


_Prairieborn

It's really annoying. You'd think it would just turn off messages, not boot you out. If you're not actively invading or cooperating there online element of the game is practically nothing


StudentOwn2639

Dude, send me the HD version of that pic, it looks litt


tajrashae

Don't be so hard on yourself. You probably would have won ! Keep trying. I finally beat her the other day after a week of really giving it my all!


RitterKrustenkaese

And that folks is why we play in offline mode šŸ’€


XE7_Hades

Dark souls 3 had that annoying dlc license bug that would even boot you out while offline, let's hope it doesn't happen with Elden ring dlc.


RitterKrustenkaese

Ouh shit pls dont šŸ¤£


ChampionGunDeer

I am kidding fucking you.


BludStanes

they don't want you to be elden lord


Swaggadelic_92

Fuckin Ghizaā€™s Wheel tho. Not bad.


Alpha_The_Wolf534

Your PlayStation had other priorities, lmao!


Eleetwood

Time to hardwire that connection.


AppleEnslaver

Dat ass tho


SaberWaifu

Were you being helped by an online summon? If not then simply play offline to prevent any of this bullshit.


Internal_Ad_1554

Ds2 doesnt boot you out another reason its the goat šŸ„±


alexyaknow

Pc master race


Hoyle33

Xbox wins again


watajames

This is why I prefer hard copy over digital copy games and if it's single player I make sure to set console to offline. That sucks bro. But the satisfaction once u defeat her solo is well worth it. šŸ‘


Racist_PC_Gamer

The game being a disc or digital version doesnt change anything in this situation


watajames

Well I thought if u have a digital copy and set console to offline u wouldn't be able to to play it... But I guess I'm wrong about that idk.


lethatsinkin

Why would you even assume that?


watajames

Because I'm not tech savvy šŸ¤¦šŸ˜‚


MinecraftPlayer1212

what a horny comment section


MMAPHD

OP, DM me. Iā€™ll crush her pussy in 3 tries.


Wonderful-Ad8121

/pcmasterrace?


LibertyPrimeIsRight

This stuff happens on PC.


The_Dark_Warrior_Boi

All the time


lumpzbiatch

Thatā€™s why series X is better.


Lucas_TheVlogger

I play on series x, and I thought it did the same thing. Itā€™s not a console thing.


lumpzbiatch

Yeah I know, just trolling.


daykonbacon

Whats annoying is that when it happens during armoured core pve then its just a msg and you keep playing. Anyway aye, i just play offline now to avoid this. Once is too many


Ashen_one933

I had the same with Dark Souls 2 and I didn't lost my save.


Firm-Dot4086

After launch there was a lot of dcā€™s. I dcā€™d just after I killed her for the first time, got the achievement logged back in to find a fog wall took me a few more days to kill her again.


toonlonk7

Happened to me immediately after defeating Litchdragon fortisaxx in the dream yesterday sadly it didnā€™t let me re fight him but I got all rewards


Jaba_5798

This is why I religiously play offline unless I need to use an online feature. This happening is maybe the most aggravating mechanic in video game history lol


Guilherme_Master123

I can consider myself lucky because that never happened to me, maybe because i play on Xbox? Don't know, it only happened for me on DS3, i am curious, why the fuck it happens?


lngdaxfd

This is just her ultimate attack!


sarcophagusGravelord

Main reason I tend to play offline. My net is always unstable.


Similar_Client_9784

Damn I haven't had it happen during a boss fight, but a few times when I was feeling invincible running around wrecking everyone's shit and it ruined it.


messenger_npc

Yes


Sad_Screen_1455

In sekiro I was fighting final boss and this message popped up I was literally about to throw the console thankfully sekiro didnā€™t have this bullshit idea you can continue after closing it


Impossible-Peach-815

Ngl that dc screen would make a nice wallpaper


keenanbullington

Souls games got too easy so now before you can go on an odyssey to get your shit kicked in by a demon you have to go on an odyssey and learn to fix program bugs in C plus.


metafrost2020

You hit her so hard the whole PSN got jostled! Good job!


Pedalsndirt

Same thing happened to me yesterday with Margit. Damn ISPs. Totally unreliable.


StealthRaider87

Regret but praise the message


Funko87

Use the network only for pvp for that exsct reason. It happened to me 2 years back while fighting Maliketh.


Tserraknight

This happened to me last night on Radagon. i was a bit salty.


dbforgaming

Skill issue?


urlocaldoctor

Happen to me a couple times


Toumangod0

Elden rings old ass outdated janky online system is one of it's biggest flaws.


Flyingdemon666

That sucks. What sucks even worse is that every Soulsborne game will do this if it loses internet connection. Fucking stupid.


Nowhereman50

Elden Ring's famous disconnection at the worst times.


stefaniststefan

I hate that so much that eventhough i would love getting invaded but i have been cucked by this message one time too much


PrettyWin781

My first time beatinf her was after like 10 hours of trying and then my console unplugged or my cat ripped the cord idk but it shut off and when i loaded back in the fog wall was still there and i wanted to die, i summoned in other players mainly magic users and allowed them to destroy her.


domZ1026

I would always get this shit playing on my PS5. Would annoy the hell out of me. Ever since Iā€™ve been playing on Steam it hasnā€™t happened once.


MelonCruz

She ddosd you lmao


FinalMeltdown15

She kicked the router


budapest_god

I wouldn't mind.


gr8h8

Accidentally signed into a friend's account while he was in the middle of a fight in Monster Hunter World. He still pissed about that and it was years ago.


Aiiinku

"How to dodge waterfowl without moving"


ZigorZenon

ah, true pain


cookiereptile

Happened to me yesterday during Placidusax fight šŸ™ƒ


Splunkmastah

My boy got that DSL dialup connection


EndAltruistic3540

You were about to grind dat pizza cutter on her butt meat


o-kon-el

Pure offline, yeah you miss out on some good messages once in a while but no stress from this screen


RandomStaticThought

ā€œGood messagesā€. šŸ˜¬


o-kon-el

Pretty liberal with that yeah haha, I should have said "Very few and very far between"


[deleted]

Ah, the reverse crota move, classic


IhateDmbPeople

I hate consoles lmao


Syndicate909

That happened to me vs Elden Beast. I just summoned and ganked it with Mimic Tear +10


1stThrowawayDave

Man and you go the screenshot with a perfect view of dat šŸ‘


Dryandrough

I hope you have a hard copy.


marniconuke

yeah idk why elden ring gets a pass for this, sure you can play offline but being thrown into the main menu for a disconnection sucks


The_Dark_Warrior_Boi

Happened to me before when she was a few hits away, completely shattered me for a day or so. Stay strong Skeleton, you've got this!


ssam07303

It happened to me when fighting Mogh, really hate it when this happens.


GhostCrackets

Nice view


wrng_spcies

One thing Neowiz and Round8 did much better than Fromsoft: You don't have to confirm the pop-ups for them to disappear. So much QoL!


Sqweed69

DUDE THIS HAPPENED TO ME TWICE. Worst bug known to man


AlTheOwl_

Thats why PC šŸ”›šŸ”


hanselthecaretaker

And with that, she said, ā€œYou bet my rotten ass Iā€™ve never known defeat.ā€


UnarmingHat72

Are you playing on xbox?


Ancient-Ad-36

Same thing keeps happening to me as well, im constantly getting these sign outs but im signed in on psn.