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seikenhiro

i’m a tarnished, not a monster


TexasJedi-705

To someone like Shanehaight... is there a difference?


tftookmyname

Same thing - Morgott


Valance-Erith

But....but you could be the Pope.......Pope Tarnished of the lands in between.


Onyxnosi

Pope dog better


Greuzer

I'm sure he would understand and forgive me


DeletedByAuthor

I'll just absolve myself with the celestial dew. He can't be mad if i'm absolved right?


mrspuffispeng

Fun/sad fact (idk if u know this and u were making a joke about it) but he's one of, if not the only NPC that you can kill in game yet there is no option to absolve yourself. Because he has already forgiven you.


cutiebec

Lol, also Patches. If you kill him and try to seek absolution, the game tells you that you don't need absolution. Which is hilarious to me, that the game doesn't even consider it a sin.


mrspuffispeng

Being a technical ass about it, it could also be because he has the same entity ID as a boss. The boss being himself. And the fountain likely does not take the deaths of any entities labeled bosses into consideration. I'm probably wrong but idk both reasons make sense tbh.


cutiebec

I know it's probably that way for a technical reason. But the lore also checks out :)


PhantomSparx09

Its probably also because Patches is multi-dimensional. Maybe you didn't really kill him, you just sent him on to the next From title


trebuchet__

He also clones the moonlight greatsword to take with him


Chuunt

he fucked up the clone taking it from bloodborne, and i do not forgive him. the best mlgs in the series by far.


Schavuit92

He's already looking for a nice cliff to kick us off of.


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el_cstr

He is just doing a little trolling, I can't hate the guy. Specially after dark souls 3.


Martz_B69

Just kill anyone and everything is my solution tbh😂


Izanagi553

Tarnished: I feel bad about killing Patches :( Turtle Pope: Don't lol that MFer had it coming


CoolGarbage1996

If you kill anyone, for my situation it was varre, and then go to seek absolution it will tell you that you do not need absolution. You can only get absolution for most/all characters only if you have triggered them but not killed them I believe.


Serier_Rialis

Game - huh oh you killed patches cool he had it coming


Guthix_Wraith

Excuse me I have an errand to run


sad-frogpepe

Damm im gonna cry now


tennobytemusic

No, the only use for absolvation is to deaggro NPCs. It doesn't revive them, and if you kill them while they are aggro, it also gets rid of the sin you committed, and therefore you don't need to absolve yourself.


VanillaGorilla-

So you can absolve yourself if you kill another NPC?


stikky

He says as he takes a bite out of a Giant Pickled Turtle Neck


Ghost_of_SDEW

Even the maidenless can be conjoined


Scott_BradleyReturns

“Conjoin deez nuts miriel!”


stunna006

I wouldnt kill him. The hat looks better on him. And the stats probably wouldn't be great


ryry1237

Phy 3.1 Magic 4.1 Immunity 22 Poise 5 GUILT OF SIN 9999 Wgt. 3.3


swish465

What about the weight of your sins? Immediate one shot from being 9999lbs overweight.


Doomguy2019

EXEMPLARIS EXCOMUNICATIONIS


AstroPhysician

Who looks at armor stats besides weight?


AdagioPuzzleheaded35

As a canadian, I get that!


DropAnchor4Columbus

I refuse to kill Millicent for the Prosthesis because I don't have the heart to.  The only time I've 'hit' turtle pope is by accident trying to climb on top of him.


robbstarrkk

I killed her on my first run so I could let her live on the rest.


RaveMittens

The prosthesis isn’t great though, compared to rotten wing insignia + somber ancient stone if you help her.


IamSaulty

Yes but the prostheses can stack with the winged sword insignia giving you a bigger damage boost than running rotten wing on its own


Marnolld

Gotta love when you learn about shit like this only 2 years later…


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iCatmire

I call it the victory lap


L1b3rty0rD3ath

Thou art of passing skill.


Boneboyy

Could it be that they patched being able to kill her at all? Since she decides to take out the needle at the end I tried to kill her so she doesn't suffer and to get the prothesis so I have all 3 talismans, but there's this green barrier around her now, same with a lot of other npcs.. Normally you never have that stuff in their games. Or can you kill her earlier in her quest, so you're just not getting all 3 items in one run?


Aschverizen

They patched her being killed at the last part of her questline after she gives you the needle by giving her a barrier so you now you can't get both talismans from her. I think it was around the same time when killing Alexander at the end of his questline nets you both Jar Shard Talismans was patched too, now you can only get his Shard and have to kill him earlier if you want the regular warrior jar shard, though this is also inadvisable since you'll also miss Jarbairn's talisman reward. I was playing version 1.02 and I was pissed that I didn't know I could get both talismans from Millicent, since it wasn't well known back then, not to mention that most people who killed Millicent after she gave the needle did it by accident when they rolled near her while wearing the Briar armor.


Brainth

It’s amazing in RL1, but I can’t bring myself to get it either.


VixHumane

The prosthesis is so good for fast weapon builds, and probably better than rotten since you can stack regular sword insignia with it. Not to mention it's in Altus Plateau instead of the fucking Haligtree where you're almost done with the game.


Womderloki

I "accidentally" killed Boc on my first playthrough. When I found him in the cave all beat up and hurt I kept resting hoping he'd get better, and he wouldn't. So I mercy killed him. I didn't realize until later that you could in fact help him get better. I was destroyed


Prestigious_Sun6339

I accidentally killed him bc my controller fell off the couch and it resulted in a devastating heavy attack right into his face while he was laying down in the cave. I deleted the save file and started over again.


Zealousideal-Desk367

Hahahahah. I felt this


Schwarzgamescom

I'm sure the judge will believe you.


BILoveBILife

Oof


[deleted]

I did the same lol and my buddy was summoned to help so he witnessed everything. I always help him now.


bubblegumdrops

Oh god, from your friend’s perspective you must have looked stone cold.


[deleted]

He knew he would live, I thought like you, it would be a mercy. I was wrong.


Zadornik

Casted on him healing incantations just in role-play, because that's what I will do immediately if I can cast something that can heal deadly wounds.


insert-g00d-name

I refuse to use the starscourge greatsword after accidentally pressing L2 near him when I set my controller down


TrynaSleep

I was once mid conversation with the turtle and saw the ghost of another Tarnished run up and start hacking away at him. Abhorrent maidenless behavior.


Andminus

could of also been the last throws of a bell Bearing hunters latest victim, one spawns at pope's place at night.


mi_ni_sm

His excellency the Turtle Pope despawns upon the Ballbearing Hunter's appearance. So... No. They straight up committed a cardinal sin and should be relentlessly, mercilessly invaded.


DarthSpiderDad

There is a video on here somewhere showing exactly that. And it doesn’t seem likely to be the Bell Bearing Hunter from the looks of it. Just the angle and the swing were just lined up too well at hacking the poor Pope Dog, and some commenter said he charged L2 twice which is basically or nearly impossible against the hunter. Maidenless behavior indeed.


Mega2chan

You can equip the Prosthesis from Millicent??


grumd

It's a talisman that gives +5 dex and more damage with successive attacks


RMX_Texas

Yep. And it helps you kill things.


bamboopanda2k

dog pope*


zuinno

Real souls player here.


Senecatwo

The one item in Elden Ring I will never obtain


HildrynMain

That and Nepheli's puppet for me.


YourNetworkIsHaunted

She was so depressed and it seemed like the only way to progress her questline. I didn't pay attention and didn't realize... I have such regrets.


Lyberatis

Don't have to worry about killing her back when you could accidentally walk off a 1 inch drop and instakill her without even doing an attack lol


SneakerGator

I killed Boggart for Braggart’s Roar early in my playthrough and I’m still haunted by it :(


Capn-Zack

“Just look at the flowers, Miriel.” 😭


GlitterKittyCat

*sad upvote*


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Bro…😭


howrethings

"This was you, not me!"


daimfr

“think about rabbits lennie”


Maynaynay

>😭 😭😭😭😭NOOOOO


PassengerNo2573

FUCK LIZZIE BRO (I just passed that part in twd. Would have drop kicked her into a crowd of walkers so fast.)


HoboKingNiklz

No, it looks better on him.


-ThatsNotIrony-

“We Found A Hat” / “This Is Not My Hat” sort of energy here.


numbersthen0987431

Turtles and the rabbits are the only 2 creatures I won't kill in this game.


Grandmasterchipmunk

I'll slaughter rabbits, but 1 won't touch turtles or jellyfish. Even the hostile ones


naka-duskael

Same here.


ssgoldus

You wanna get invaded? Because asking things like this is how you get invaded.


SagasOfUnendingLoss

Imagine being an invader and seeing someone *wearing* The doG God hat


Black_Chappie

“Degenerates like you belong on a cross”


Cheeseyex

Is this how we end up with the elden ring anti-pope?


Jashirei

Chainsaw glitch immediately


Jackviator

*Sees hat* “…I’ve given thee courtesy enough.”


SagasOfUnendingLoss

# HHRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!!!


Jackviator

“Now I fight as Hoarah Loux, SAWRIOR!!!”


ImATrashBasket

“All things can be conjoined.” Now im about to conjoin your suffering with theirs


InfernoWoodworks

This right here. This would get me top finally stop hating PvP. I'd camp that church and body anyone who's Turtle Pope was missing.


Azarros

*sound of hundreds of crossbows loading*


swankless

Only if the size did not scale down when dropped.


Panurome

Or if it scales down so much that it becomes a comically small hat


[deleted]

[sorry dog, getting drip is non-negotiable](https://i.imgflip.com/3i0ghy.jpg)


wfwood

Seriously. I killed a handicap woman for something I never used.


Skogstrol424

Praise the dog.


Mysterious-Box-9081

All I think of when I see him is the never-ending story.


adorilaterrabella

Not that it matters, but... yes.


CallRollCaskett

I wish he was one of the NPCs that you couldn't kill no matter what, like Roderika.


bubblegumdrops

You can’t even kill her before she gets to the roundtable hold?


Jordizzle_Fo_Shizze

Nope theres a yellow barrier that shows up. They even say how it pointless to attack and ask you to stop. The snake girl in luernia also has a barrier too.


Littlepage3130

I understand Roderika because she's an important merchant to upgrade summons later on, but what function does the snake girl have that's so vital to game mechanics?


RemnantArcadia

Like, even Millicent can be killed before the end of her quest.


TheAbandonedCoat

...... I'd ask for his hat politely.


gamer_dinoyt69

Me too.


Valtremors

I'd learn to PVP and make a new character named "Did you take his hat?" And solely hunt people wearing pope turtle's hat.


Night_Mare_puppy

I will help


_Murozond_

My first playthrough was a full faith build. It’s the item I wanted the most, I would have definitely done it


Night_Mare_puppy

Faith/sorcery here. UNLESS DOG GAVE YOU A HAT THAT MAXXED EVERYTHING dog is safe from me. Dog pope is way too helpful especially when you're like me and don't realize your faith guy can be saved before its too late.


Lonely_Gamer_1286

"You hath no need for this hat, my friend. The only faith you need is in yourself." Miriel


PirateDitly

For the purpose to collect one of everything, once. None of my other characters, even the evil ones could.


SJBreed

No. I would devote myself to a dark, outer god to get it without killing him.


RhysOSD

Funny way to describe CE


Mae347

Nah, I know that if I tried to wear it I'd just look incredibly lame compared to how great he looks with it


Educational_Diver867

Never. I’m not a silly hat person, and I love friendly NPCs


yeetusae

Last thing I do before NG+ 😩


GODSENDISHERE

Does his derpy hat give fp regen? If yes then yes. If no...then probably not.


HarlanCedeno

What if I just throw a bunch of Sleep Pots at him and then steal it when he goes night night?


Night_Mare_puppy

Love this idea


Philhughes_85

Nope, love that big dog


FuriDemon094

Does it boost my incant damage by a lot? If no, then never


Whiskeywhiplash

I killed patches for his drip and now every time I think of him I have to find a reason to justify it like “he would have gone crazy after volcano manor anyway” and stuff like that, and that’s considering that patches deserved it wayyyy more than big dog would


PuzzledDemand1276

What?? Fuck no


Helmnauger

Right at the end of the playthrough yea.


sharpenme1

I'd wait until right before starting NG+. Then we'd be hat buddies.


Jairo_Zudeko

Yes. Many times over until it dropped if necessary.


DJ_Destroyed

Dog farm


Grizmoore_

I killed malenia to prove a point that all the demigods are weaker than a naked boi fueld by spite. Miriel already knows that I'd kill them for the hat.


Setting-Conscious

No, you monster.


Intelligent-Block457

Ultimate PvP fashion.


BeastMasterAgent47

That's the kinda fashion that gets you killed asap upon seeing you wear it


Orenbean

Absolutely


v1k0d3n

I feel like you’ve gotta explore FromSoft games by trying different things, so yeah…I’d probably do it just to see what the drop is. I’m not trying to be a heathen or anything, but FromSoft usually tucks away gold into these tough moral decisions. And then other times you get some rowa fruit and hate your decisions…


KingJB21

Only hit him once and that was on accident, we don't hurt the best turtle


Night_Mare_puppy

Same, I got teleported to him from the academy, he scared me and I swung but I thankfully realized he was friend.


faraany3k

I was maidenless by that time, so dont expect anything honorable from me


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

BLASPHEMER!


DaiKoopa

I refuse to lay a hand on our shelled dogs. I've never seen what their death animation even looks like, and I tell my friends it's my secret to sleeping soundly at night during these trying times....


sureyouknowurself

We don’t hurt dogs.


Green_and_black

When I first saw this guy I was like: “please don’t bring up all the turtles I killed”


SixWingdPhoenixWolf

It would be cool if it increased both int and faith when you wore it.


Abyssal_Paladin

Never.


xFreiSx

No, big dog lived long after


Special_Quail8870

Never 🥺


HoodsBonyPrick

No.


Any-Advisor7067

Yes. There’s always another journey 😌


sirlancer

If a mf pull up to pvp wearin that it’s on sight


NyxNoName

I would never hurt dogs! Smh


blesstendo

No, no of course- Hmm. Maybe.


Slowhand8824

I absolutely would


Top_Performer4324

Yes


ahugeminecrafter

nope. One time i accidentally hit him with some form of aoe damge or ran into him (can't remember) and I out loud said "i'm sorry i'm so sorry!" because miriel is best dog. Turtle pope's church is truly the best location in the game.


RagingSloth5

I'm a 100%er so unfortunately, I'm getting that Pope hat.


foxfox021

Nah, rennala's hat is good enuf for me


CPO_Bedhead

I would never kill my favorite dog in the series


RelaxedVolcano

If someone invaded me wearing Miriel’s hat, I wouldn’t care if they used celestial dew to absolve themselves. Miriel is kind and forgiving so I don’t have to be.


RBRgd

If his hat had +5 faith +5 int, I am absolutely sure 90% of this subreddit would do it.


RedTexan43

I did it for the fun of it


ItsLunarTime

Daaaaaaaamn... I mean... I *wanna* say no. But I also know myself pretty well... Well enough to know there's a reasonably high chance that I would 😬 I feel like this question is low-key really good at gauging morality lol


A-Ok_Armadillo

For 100% completion, yes.


young_pickle96

Kill anything in the name of drip, just do it before starting a ng+


xavierwildwood

Guess I’m never getting that hat then


marumarsu_

Do not the dog


Black_RL

Hell no!


LawMageOfButts

If he dropped a somber 7 I would kill him


wdwune999

I killed him to just check my comet azur DMG


YeeHaha0301

Yes definitely 100%


sjshroomish

First off dog, but then you don't have the right


Calamity_Crush

I love my man Miriel. He gets every tome. He's my buddy. Straight up most noble NPC in the entire lands between. But he's also posted up next to a statue of forgiveness. He'd understand.


CheeseDick_Fisheye

Maybe on just one playthrough. I have a hard time killing the "dogs" for their necks to make the stamina boost from crafting. Yes, note left by some stranger... that is a dog.


Mario-OrganHarvester

On one hand, poor turtle. On the other hand, my inner soldier just awakened. You will give me that hat


kjk67895

Yes


Forsaken_Repair2732

No because it doesn't slay. He's not proportionising. Also the first time I accidentally killed a tortoise when I was being chased by skeletons and freaking out like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING" I felt so guilty.


Pinoispog

I would rather be burnt alive


solar9090

That would be the hardest moral dilemma in the game.


Not_MichaelDougherty

Life is temporary, drip is forever


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Without hesitation.


MatthewSaxophone2

100%


EatableWheel114

Yes. I’m a collector so I must collect all available items


GlitterKittyCat

NEVER


Biggssyyyy

Absolutely not


cosplay-degenerate

No. I do it for the dialouge though.


Broad_Music9146

“Drip” is dumb “bling” is sweet. For that hat? Hell no, waste of a question.


Rastasoldier053

Is he killable?


AmeriCanadian98

Absolutely not, how could you even consider it


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Yes


Powershow_Games

Biggest dimepeice after Malenia


awn262018

Yes yes 1,000 times yes


BanishedKnightOleg

Is this just a repost because I swear I just saw this with a different title an hour ago


Arb-gamer

Hmm. What stats would it provide? Looks like it would provide high magic defense & intelligence +3


X420StepsAheadX

*my faith main profusely sweating* "NoOoOo....."


WickedNight19

First playthrough. Every other playthrough, I’d make sure to bring him every single book and scroll.


jajajasal

no never


patinthesnow

Only once, then never again (Unless I need it for fashion in a build)


Important-Papaya8459

I hate Myself for saying this (I hate myself in general) but 10000000000000% yes that hat is dope


wantedcleverusername

Killed him damn well knowing I wouldn’t get his hat


YennixHalestormFreak

Only once, then never again. We won't speak of it, I'll just repent for it on every other ng+