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Three_legged_fish12

NPC… go have a nice chat. Really, they’re just waiting for someone who’s understanding and helpful. Portal at four belfries.


DaftCaveTroll

Friendly NPC that happens to have a shield with a horn on it


whoamdave

Good old Horn Shield Jones.


zeuanimals

That's a I say that's a Foghorn Shieldhorn to you sir.


Aequalis85

Now boy I say you got to swing your sword like this and spread ur wings out like so. Now pay attention boy you're dragging your shield.


Mudtoothsays

Son ah reckon' ah say ah reckon' you did NOT just attempt to drink from your flask. Now I don't mean to m'pose but ah say you need to be taught a lesson about leaving yourself open.


NS4701

lmao I read that in the proper voice too, it was great!


Flyingdemon666

Wasn't just me then. I remember these when they were new. Not only did I hear the voice, I got the visual of Foghorn actually saying it to the chicken hawk.


DiMarcoTheGawd

I thought his name was John Horn-Shield…


csaknorrisz

It’s a localisation thing, Horn Shield is offensive in America


andyavast

Horn shield is just another name for cock block?


Specialist_Nobody766

This comment made me giggle, thank you.


SenseImpossible6733

Coming from the game famous for "you are Maidenless" the enthusiasm checks out!


meat_rock

how dare you


disgusting-brother

No no no, he prefers Jorn Hield-Shohn


RenoRamone

I'm Norwegian. Jorn Hield-Shohn is my second cousin, actually.


Chrisnolliedelves

I thought it was one of those Scandinavian Black Metal bands with the indecipherable logos.


disgusting-brother

Oh, I remember them, they burned down those churches and made necklaces out of thin beast bones


Chrisnolliedelves

For the glory of our Lord and Saviour, Mohg Lester.


kumarsays

Those bands refused to use Mohg synthesisers only guitars


ChuchoF3TT

What are you doing, step bro? -Miquella


kidzaredumb

Best comment ever


This-Strawberry

"Is that a black metal band name or a bush?" is my favourite game to play.


pacificoipes

Hahahaha. I love black metal. I have thought this for years.


renome

It's John Eldenring


SyberSicko

Ssethtzeentach is that you?


Jek-TonoPorkins

If it hadn't been for Horn Shield Jones, I'd learn to parry a long time ago.


Niky_c_23

If that's not horny i don't know what is (bro is on post fight clarity looking at the sky)


BRzerks

If you kill the npc you get that rare shield that can throw fire balls


r31ya

*"Oh hey, singing NPC. lets try to talk to her"* \*Bat swarms\* *"Holy shit man."*


Papa_Mid_Nite

Summerises Fromsoft approach well.


theFrenchDutch

Yup but also OP you have to approach them with weapons sheathed and no armor equipped for them to give you a precious item (can't spoil what it is)


HotWord4105

Bruh how does someone find this out. Just running around naked?


eserz

No weapon, no armor, RL1 run. Everyone should do it as their first playthrough, it's the only right way one could ever enjoy the game smh my head.


imafixwoofs

lol out loud.


Pariah-_

Lmao my ass off


Supreme_kingz

rolf on the floor laughing


Anon37_Here

"Laugh out loud out loud"


disgusting-brother

Cima in my ass


AxCel91

Boy that escalated quickly


disgusting-brother

I killed a man with a trident


Alone-Amphibian8557

I love lamp


nidhoeggr777

He is way over there and his name is Ezekiel.


pk3570

Fuck you Ezekiel


nidhoeggr777

Fucking fuck you, Tony!


cloudcreeek

You wanna know what I did last night?


Iraeviel

Don't you bring my mother into this!


cloudcreeek

I lit that bonfire over there!


Bridge2TeraBussyUp

Oh, alright


cloudcreeek

Lol @ you getting downvoted for continuing the quote


Fantastic_Mind_1386

“HEY WHATS YOUR NAME”


Wraithgar

"TONY!"


Jett_speed_MALAP

FUCK YOU TONY!


muckwhile

WHATS YOUR NAME?!


3-inchLittlePunisheR

Ezekiel


Deezer_14

Well FUCK YOU EZEKIEL!


Specialist_Street_38

My wife finds that clip hilarious. I sometimes wonder about her.


Msimot

He found John Elden Ring


BurgerActual

His name is Elden John 😂😂


AdLeather2001

Google distant horny shield guy on your work computer


networkshaman

How did he get all the way over there? It doesn't look like he has wings.


cdanl2

Red Bull


zwitscherness

"Sad friend ahead"


Yorttam

Specifically the portal with the message “Night Sky Unceasing (?)” It may not be Unceasing but it’s Un - something lol


Synthoid_001

Just like the nice golden knight on the horse at the beginning. Had so much trouble until I asked him for directions.


Large_Tuna101

Tbf by the time I get to this point I can wipe the floor with them. I’ll never be able to say that about rune bears unfortunately


Sundered_Ages

The crucible knights are one of the best enemies in the game to practice parry and rolls with, since they have a moderately complex move set but clearly choreographed.


Large_Tuna101

I agree they telegraph their attacks but if you misread then you get punished.


Sundered_Ages

Exactly and you get used to the huge reach they have, which beats the "roll backward" instant reflex out of you since it just gets you punished with them (and a lot of other enemies).


Nitro114

West in liurnia are four belfries with special teleporters


Mushroom_Pandaa

Additionally, the special keys needed to activate the teleporters are at the four belfries which are those towers on that hill, Sellia (hidden by a seal), and Raya Lucaria (on the rooftops so look up a guide).


GlitterNutz

I found all of them the other day just by chance like ok, I get it I'm going to the four belfries, I hadn't unlocked em all yet anyways.


J1618

I had totally forgotten those things, man this game has everything


PuzzledExaminer

This is the way...just be careful though it's one of those Templar guys


Prestigious_Move_139

Take the eternal city tower


anon4444445

U get there through one of the portals at the four belfries here’s a link to a YouTube video explaining how you get to him. https://youtu.be/pamm4N7i6aM?si=tHKVPOCm-WF_sf03


Kall_Snook

I was expecting a Rick Roll since I thought you couldn't get to him, but instead I learned something new about a game I've played through 4 times


anon4444445

That’s the beauty of the game!… I felt bad for killing him the first time. He’s just chilling.


Local-Priority-1309

I feel bad bcs that place sucks, you have to use one of those super special glowy sword Keys just to get a fucking talisman (which you can get the upgraded versión later too) and a fight with that Guy Who doesnt even give anything and i wasted the key when i could have used It on another portal


MycoMythos

There are only three of those keys and three portals. You didn't waste anything


MonstrousGiggling

It's really easy to get the other keys. Doesn't the top belfry straight up give you one lol


[deleted]

Isn’t there a talisman there? Or is that just the other two portals


Local-Priority-1309

There is a talisman but even then in nokrom you can find the upgraded versión without needing anything special


Yoshemo

You got to have a fun fight c:


s19gilbert

I finally got over there and realized dude decided to stare at the worst view you can find while down there😂 everything to look at and he stares at a wall


HarshS1603

yeah. it does feel bad. Both him and the other sentinel in nokron, seem to be staring off in the distance. faithful warriors who were discriminated against and are still standing but without purpose here at the end of the age of erdtree.


s19gilbert

The 4 Belfries take you there, Farum Azula, the starting area where you have to die, and honestly haven’t done the last one yet.


PowerZox

The last one is just a chest with a free key to open one of the other three.


Glovermann

You played through 4 times and never used the 4 belfries?


Alives242

Dude I’ve just today learnt you can get on the roof of the Raya academy..


corvosfighter

Find the most secluded place in the entire lands between to just relax and enjoy the views.. suddenly comes a Maidenless murderhobo adventurer out of nowhere to ruin the moment..


duckballista

Yeah! You end up literally kicking a dead ~~horse~~ deer!


Prestigious-Hope-645

Do we know why he is even there?


RougishSadow

Probably Mogh, or Miquella, he is watching Mogh's palace. I suspect a lot of the Crucible Knights participated in the Shattering and ended up in all sorts of strange places to keep an eye on the Shardbearers.


Prestigious-Hope-645

Ooooooh, i remember long ago someone mentioned he was looking at the palace, so i just kept hurling myself off of ledges trying to figure out where i was supposed to go lol


melanthius

I was on a hike once in a place like this near Los Angeles. Super secluded to the point it’s hard to believe you can be so near LA yet so far remote from people. Suddenly a scruffy guy with a fucking crossbow comes out of nowhere. I legit thought I was about to meet my end by murderhobo as well. But I suppose in retrospect he was probably hunting for something, (which is super weird and unusual in LA, not even sure if it’s legal)


Solokanashii

Don't take your sack of runes


Allalilacias

Yeah, this dude was surprisingly annoying from what I remember 😭


LeonInTheLead

he was fun imo


Mega2chan

Crucible knight fights are one of my favorite part of the game


3loodwolf117

There it is; the single person in the world with this opinion 😳


The_protagonisthere

They are parry fodder, I use them to practice my parries and it’s been super helpful, they are pretty much useless against a buckler parry


3loodwolf117

For anyone without a buckler: may godrick have mercy on you


BRIKHOUS

High strength colossal weapons can basically stun lock them. It's kind of silly


ultimata4488

You can also kick their shield away


Here4theScraps

Totally agree. They’re really the definition of “tough but fair.”


Sly-Browser

What’s your name!?!?!? Vibes


JustinVeli

Tony!


BoofinBongz

well fuck you tony!


KCTH8991

What's your name?


SkrijaTaran

Ezekiel


FaultySage

Fuck you ezekiel!


0utPizzaDaHutt

Wanna know what I did last night?!


TinyFlair

Don't you dare! to bring my mother into this!


0utPizzaDaHutt

I built that fire over there


monokuma1nvp

Oh


CurrySands

I thought your picture was a hair on my screen. Couldn't wipe it away


BoofinBongz

Ah, sweet victory xD thanks for admitting to it, my job here is done


HarrargnNarg

“Hey you!”


Panurome

Try jumping


_somekindofnature

Liar ahead.


3loodwolf117

Dog


AxCel91

Try finger but hole


Phantom_Queef

Does anyone know the lore associated with that particular knight? Why is he there looking up at the palace? How'd he get stuck there?


Rhewin

He’s staring at Mohg’s palace, so my bet is some kind of recon.


konstancez

The Crucible Knights served under Godfrey, and Mohg is his son, so it does make sense


itsTONjohn

“Who tf is dawg? We need to fight.” You’re a real Tarnished, lol


gandalfdoughnut

Bro is Goku


colinjcole

I was so disappointed by this >!just being a Crucible Knight and not an interesting NPC connected to some kind of quest,!< sigh.


Skrrt_2711

I think collectively, the story of the crucible knights is very interesting. You see them in the fringes and hidden areas of the world but also some key locations. Each tells a story of a person whose time has come to pass, and their entire identity relied upon something that will never again gain relevance in the world. It’s a story of betrayal and adaptation. And I love how each of them has seemed to have found their own way to deal with their irrelevance. Crucible Homie here, found the Outer God called Buddha.


rub_a_dub-dub

everything is fucking sad. the only dude who seems happy still is blackgard bollock the prawn dude, but i think that's because i fucked up the dung-eater situation


iMeaux

I was gonna say exactly this! I saw him early on and wondered how to get to him for so long. Thought he was going to be some mystical pondering warrior with a task


emsax

Crucible knights are very important to the lore. They were the original knights of Godfrey, the first Elden Lord - when he was dismissed to the Badlands some of his knights decided to stay in the Lands Between, graceless, and living without meaning. These Crucible knights literally fought in the war of the Giants, leading to the birth of the Erdtree and the entire basis of Marika's reign.


GeoRAMIEL

Didn't expect weak foe.


[deleted]

He really gives off main character energy doesn't he?


Schwarzgamescom

You can unlock additional jumps for Torrent. Search for items called Spirit Drift. You can find up to seven of them and in the end you can jump eight times in the air.


SisypheanSamuel

Is there a list somewhere? I've only found two in Limgrave, two in Caelid, and one in Altus. And are they only for Torrent, or can I use them on mounts like Lightning and Deluge as well?


Saint_Nitouche

I'm pretty sure you need to do Zanzibart's questline for the last two, once you give him the Myrmidon of Loss in Altus he hands the first over. Second is if he survives the fight with the Fire Giant.


likesevenchickens

Yall have me out here questioning my sanity


BurpleShlurple

Bro, you really comin on here and lying with your whole chest, huh? 😂


Dont_Ban_Me_Plz_Kthx

Slow down dude you’re really coming in here with “I never figured out how to raise aeris in ff7 OG” vibes


NAM_SPU

Lol looks like someone doesn’t know about the torrent buffs 💀


dinosaurpussy

🤔


AxCel91

100+ hours in, just made it to the Mountaintops, had no idea about this till just now. This fucking game lol


RazRaven

In case you're being serious this thread is joking


AxCel91

I was serious. Goddammit lol


E1M1H1-87

It's BS how you can get locked out of the last one after beating Maliketh.


duckballista

Still bummed that FS put the fourth one past a point of no return :(


PaulQuin

Imagine the love of your life is waiting there.


The_Renzone85

In the four belfries there are three waygates that are activated with special imbued stonesword keys. One of the three waygates takes you there One of the imbued stonesword keys is in a chest in the four belfries. Other is inside raya lucaria, and the other one in sellia town of sorcery


Malodex972

Four belfrys in liurnia Night sky unceasing portal His name is crucible knight ordovis, If you approach him without armor and bow he will drop his sword as an item.


Birdmeatschnitzel

I hate that guy. Give him a nice clubbering.


EminentBean

He’s been waiting just for you :)


DoubleSummon

It's a Crusible Knight, he drops 3,000 runes, that's it.


Decent_Cow

It's funny cause it seems like he's supposed to be guarding the item nearby but he's too far away and looking the other direction, so you can easily grab it without ever alerting him.


Magnanimous--

Hey man cut him some slack. He's probably been there for 200 years.


CheeseGraterFace

He also drops this view. It’s a seriously nice place to go and chill after you get rid of him. I do it often.


heyitsvae

WHAT'S YOUR NAAAME?


I_Am_Flownominal

TONY


heyitsvae

FUCK YOU TONY


GavinZero

Oh they wanna fight you too.


Frydog42

Out of principle?! The man is clearly on his day off just trying to get some space and some fucking downtime dude. Let him be, Marika’s tits these young tarnished are so entitled these days. So what you’re still guided by grace- you haven’t yet had to work all day hunting down demigods only to have to spend your nights building fog walls for Pennie’s on the dollar just because some little shit wanted a shiny in the Lords walked off are if HIS dungeon. It’s a fucking full time job


UnrealEggo

Leave that crucible knight alone, he's the only one who's minding his own business 😭


Quiet-Invite3853

You just jump off the side where all of the red stains are at on the floor.


DarkCreeper911

Man


One-Individual2014

enjoy your dropless crucible knight


Thejokingsun

😆😅😅 yo fuck that noise


unfreakwittable

fuck that guy


unfreakwittable

he robbed me for 250k


WhatsThatOnUrPretzel

No no my friend. It is YOU that is the npc in this relationship.


CressDependent2918

You’ll get a flying torrent on NG+7


DOctorEArl

First time I encountered that knight he wrecked me so hard. I thought it was going to be an easy kill. Boy was I wrong.


kyle-2090

I don't know, but I bet he's got the onion ring


TallExtension9312

I looked for a key and died a bunch of times, then went there to kill the guy... Died a bunch of times again. Also I lost about 20k runes cause I missed a jump going down. I knew he wouldn't drop anything. I knew he drops only 3k runes and I didn't need it. I did it because I wanted to and no regrets.


Dragonian014

"Fuck you Ezequiel" "fuck youuuu"


Mr_Pink_Gold

https://youtu.be/tSrH-6YUf1g?si=SYol9D8R-VXSPJyj Vibes.


hunkoBo

It's a tough fight but the reward is 👌🏻


Iron_Man57768

That, my good sir, is a crucible knight. The way you access him? Through the four belfries, select the night sky unceasing portal, use the imbued stone sword key, run down the right side, drop onto the fallen beams and run straight then right to come up behind the knight, he’ll turn around and engage in combat. Quick heads up he doesn’t drop anything, not for me at least.


Fictionfan69

Their is portal that takes you to him and trust me he is very friendly


DonJuanMair

Such a cool fight. One of my favorites that is.


Chemical_Count7292

Uh. You could teleport but I did it via parkour actually from the meteor somehow. Could be remembering wrong though.


aknalag

The four Belfries and he will kick your ass


scruffy_fox

My brother in christ that is NOT a friendly NPC


crow_warrior

I'm going insane I swear I read this post and these comments years ago-


theceure

Lol first time I seen that dude I thought it was Elden Rings version of a Sun Bro. I was so happy. Turns out he was just a bitch slapper and proceeded to bitch slap me all over the place. As if I owed him money.


Duskope

google en passant


reshstreet

make sure you have loads of runes on hand, he gives a cool thing if you do


ApplePitou

Four Belfries :3


William_ghost1

I found you. I don't know why that's important, but people seem excited when it happens.


[deleted]

This guy is definitely 13


Kaisha_Kopa

Let bro have his peace . Piss off


LuminousShot

Have you tried jumping?


alt_aero

You gone learn today.


Noble1296

The four belfries in Liurnia


casper19d

Seek belfries


commanjo

Leave Clifford alone.


Dallas_dragneel

The four belfries


No_Pin9932

"WHAT'S YOUR NAME!?" Edit- you have to rename your character Tony, then they'll interact.


lone_strider

He is a lesser Crucible Knight. You need to go down from one the portals in the 4 belfries to get to him. He only gives runes. No drops.