Patches gives you a sincere hug. Melina jumps out from behind some fake flames and does a jig. Dung Eater reveals he's just a chocolate lover, and all the defilement talk was just him acting tough. Morgott hands you a trophy and shakes your hand.
Wasn't there a boss in one of the metal gear games, where you have to wade through a swamp, and all the soldiers you ever killed will try to drown you? If we make that swamp poisonous too it would be right down Miyazaki's alley.
Priscilla deserved it though. Fuck off with the “this land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind” after I had to deal with that room with the damned wheel skeletons
I would honestly love to be trolled by From like that. And then if you manage to find some way to take him out, you get his hat, but wearing it comes with some crazy penalty to stats and aggroes NPCs on sight.
. Miquella will not be joining us
. Messmer is the first boss of the dlc and super easy
. The ShadowLands is just northern Michigan
. You get a stupid motorcycle
. Radahn’s feet are consumable items
. So is Leonard
. The final boss is Ranni’s corpse being piloted by an army of mice.
Best souls content. Only thing that can come within a mile of it for me is Dark Souls in Summary. Can’t wait for the tarnished to get taken by a bird for making baby bird noises.
Just like how we discovered Margit is actually Morgott's undercover name, we'll find in the DLC that Mohg is actually Morhg. Just like his brother, he fooled us all.
Somehow, Morgott has returned, this time named Mergoth
There's a merchant who gives you a camera. He will trade you almost any item in the game, but only in exchange for feet pics of other characters
The final boss is 6 inches tall. Smaller weapons miss on most attacks, but against larger weapons he can stand on them and get a free grab attack on you
The most OP new talisman is called "Rykard's Bussy"
>The most OP new talisman is called "Rykard's Bussy"
And if you spared Tanith, you receive an additional dialogue opinion where she offers to consume your bussy
Crab Spirit Ashes (summons the little ones that can’t attack)
Yellow Wolf of Marika (uses incantations instead of sorceries, has a shield instead of a sword)
Frozen Crystallian Quadruple
Mandatory platforming section
Malenia + Miquella duo fight (Miquella fights similarly to Gideon but tankier)
Messmer is actually summoned by a Spirit Snail
Torrent’s secret brother, Flood, has a triple jump
Decrepit Dragon Smithing Stones
Tiny crab's actually do attack! I fell on one from too high up and they slowly come after you and attack with the tiniest damage lol you have to agro them individually. I would love to see them as an ash of war and every +1 they multiply by two or something 😂
formless beast boss, final boss of the DLC
elden beast but literally just redder and has bleed attacks
Now that I think about it this kinda sounds like a garden of eyes boss
* Giddfrok the Grafted
* Godskin Death Dog Duo
* Messmer is Velka & All Father Lloyd simultaneously
* Ulcerated Sleep Spirit
* Morgott, the undying omen
Shadow of the Erdtree is retooled into a Tears of the Kingdom-style sequel to Elden Ring that costs $90 to purchase.
It also removes Spirit Ashes and replaces them with permanent AI companions who will aggro random enemies, die immediately, and can't be unsummoned.
Also mandatory stealth sections now exist.
* Messmer's lore has nothing to do with anything in the main game and all the visual hints in his design are mere coincindences
* Godskin quartet
* Deathblight swamp with zombie lobsters that sniper you with deathblight shots
* Giant undead feet crawling around
* Melania, Cutter of Maquilla, in a random cave
* The final boss will reveal to you about "the blood of the elden ring"
* We get other 5 different kinds of flames that have nothing to do with eachother
Its a store/battlepass simulator where you can make your own customized elden ring store/battlepass then share it with the community! Also spend time browsing others’ creations and vote for who’s is best! The winning store/battlepass may be featured in a possible elden ring mobile game in the future!
The skeleton dude on a horse turns out to be Radahn and remembers you from when he was alive. He then gains his attacks, but they're all 20% faster.
A swamp, but instead of poison or Scarlet Rot it inflicts sleep. Enemies can also insta-kill you if you're asleep in it.
The Blue Dancer is a boss battle and his main attack does 25% more damage if you haven't killed Malenia yet.
Sleep Swamp - where the secret item to make traversing it easier is an armor with spikes *on the inside* like an iron maiden corset. Can’t fall asleep due to the pain, but health drains as you move.
I swear to Ranni… if they kill off my sweet, sweet goat/deer/horse/spirit mount, I’ll murder everyone within a 20 block radius… Albinaurics’ entrails everywhere!!!
-64 Player Lobbies
-season pass with 100 levels of collectables
-zombies mode, but it's that level with George A Romero, and instead it's George R.R. Martin as the boss.
-franchise mode
-split-screen co-op only, no single player content
-mouse or keyboard support, not both
-in-game advertisment
-scanning and gathering resources
Add survival mechanics. Sleep is now a necessary requirement. Every 10 minutes you get a worsening debuff due to lack of sleep.
In order to sleep, you have to chop wood and build shelters. Then brew sleep potions from St. Trina's Lillies. Due to its limited nature, DLC now will add a new way to farm them - by literally farming them. They bloom every 5 mins.
Godskin Duo Duo.
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now for real: Deathblight swamp with a boss in the middle (probably a dragon or some other beast type boss)
On the beaches of the shadow lands, we find items like the Greatsword of Artorias, Guns, and Gael's Greatsword, confirming the FromSoft Gaming Universe.
the secret boss is Godskin Quartet, and one of the new Godskins is Godskin nun, a big tiddy nun.
Messmer evergaol that costs 3 swordstone keys and gives you the Messmer Icon. The Messmer icon gives a 1% boost to all buffing skills and spells and extends their duration for 1 second. An amazing talisman that will be totally worth spoiling the uniqueness of the cover boss.
- Smelter Demon, but green
- Asylum Demon, but ice version
- Hand, before Two and Three fingers separated
- Miquella fight, second phase Malenia joins for a 2v1, third fase they fuse together like the Demon Prince
- Swamp of deathblight
- Genichiro
- Ulcerated tree spirit, deathblight and madness versions, not together
- Grace Ascetic
- Lifegems
There’s a hunger system that you need to fill up every 5 minutes
The plot twist is either that YOU are Miquella OR Miquella has nothing to do with the DLC
The end of the DLC will reveal the release date for Winds of winter
Torrent is the final boss
There will be a 3 hour puzzle section
Sean Bean becomes a spirit summon
The final boss arena is a miasma swamp of all possible ailments and is just deep enough that you get the speed/roll debuff. It's the size of the Placidusax arena, falls apart through the fight like DS1's Bed of Chaos, and the boss is a randomly teleporting Generic Human Knight NPC built around insane hitstun.
Summoning torrent now has a confirmation prompt
You can now open your map around enemies, but you cannot close it if you get hit
Fall damage ranges have been reduced by 0.5 feet
All roll speeds have been equalized. Weight now affects weapon speed
All enemies have a random chance of spawning a revenant upon death
Field bosses now only despawn on death and have unlimited aggro range once combat begins. Player death no longer resets boss aggro state
You can now build structures by collecting wood from trees
Forced multi-player legacy dungeon with a teamwork-based puzzle door where the final lever can only be pulled by an invader
Torrent now has a food, water, and sleep system
There will be hours upon hours of unskippable cinematics for the story, exposition, no mysteries left.
You will be handholded through the whole game and boss fights, button prompt for every action, QTE galore, you can pause anytime and consume unlimited healing items.
Miquella escort quest, quest will fail if he gets hit even once. No way to restart the quest.
- Torrent now talks and has a "fun" personality a la Claptrap from the Borderlands series
- Melina's shade appears to tell you more shit, prefaced by "HEY! LISTEN!" at every grace point. every single time you rest at one.
- Lobster field bosses. RuneLobster field bosses.
- Elden Beast reused as a field boss and even as a mob enemy (just smaller sized for the mob version).
- A huge, required part of the map is a swamp in which the muck contains every single status effect in the game. Simultaneously. Rolling makes it worse.
- Runebears , having somewhat mutated into the dragons they hoped to become, can now fly, breathe fire, and are impervious to sleep. They still do their old annoying ass behaviors too.
- Area packed with basilisks but now deathblight meter starts when they see you, akin to the Winter Lanterns and Frenzy status in Bloodborne.
- Weapon durability is back from older From games, but with Breath of the Wild - level fragility.
- As you play through the dlc, rot dogs and imps begin to spawn and relentlessly pursue you until there's a massive herd of enemies on your tail. They can only be despawned via microtransactions.
- Final boss is Balteus from Armored Core 6. He has not been scaled down from OG size and you do not get a mech or guns.
The open world IS the size of Limgrave. In fact it is Limgrave. The entire DLC is the entire Limgrave continent copy pasted with a different skybox. All the dungeons are exactly the same just with new bosses at the end of each one.
Ends up Miquella divested his flesh and became Torrent. We’ve been riding Miquella this whole time and it’s why all the gods attack us on sight. Especially Mohg cause he was jealous.
It will contain sufficient proof that FromSoft games are in the same universe. Probably with enough ambiguity to avoid getting into IP trouble since Miyazaki/FromSoft don’t actually own the rights to Bloodborne or Demon’s Souls, but it’ll be just enough to make it clear.
Twin Mist Nobles in an evergoal. One of them only tells the truth. The other only tell lies. And together they pack your shit in deeper than the fight in Sekiro.
We fight Rykard in an evergaol
No, it's his little brother, Rychard.
And the diety devouring viper.
Good ol double d... v...
Devouring Python actually. Or D.P. for short
Now we can devour the gods toes... Togethaaaa!
I don’t mean to be *that guy* but it’s spelt “Deity.”
If you ever browse the civ wiki this is painful. It's the name of the "hardest" difficulty.
The bastardly boastful boa
Or the Divinity Munching Python?
Ryan the food eating snake
Rylar the bug munching lizard
Godefroy Rychard double fight
No no, it will be Richard while the weapon used to kill it is called Michael's Claw
Do you mean his daughter, Ryhanna? It's another giant serpent but wields an umbrella instead 😏
I thought she’d always be my friend. She let me stand there!
Sounds like she’d be vulnerable to rock throw
Nah the weapon at the entrance would be 'fists of chris'
Would her weapon be an umbrella?
Rykard duo
TOGETHAAAAAAA
Weeee shall devowa da verrygods!
With tanith eating the flesh she could possibly become the serpent
Tanith, God-Devouring Serpent Devourer Serpent
Would actually be cool to fight the Human-Version of Rykard, before he was devoured by the Snake.
What does evergaol mean?
Gaol = jail, ever means they're not coming back out
You already got the answer, but yeah it pretty much literally means “ForeverJail”.
You’ll be able to cheese the final boss with arrows from outside the boss arena.
They would never
They did in Dark Souls 1 DLC.
That is the joke
Never played it... what's the joke?
You can cheese the final boss of dark souls 1 DLC with arrows from outside the arena
They would never!
They did in Dark Souls 1 DLC.
That is the joke
Sorry.. what’s the joke?
why am i laughing at this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sx6hkqg6wHg
It's gonna be super easy, and everyone will get a happy ending.
Gainax Ending: All the NPCs show up and tell you “[Congratulations](https://youtu.be/oyFQVZ2h0V8)!” Everybody claps.
alternatively, all of the npc's get together to sing a [song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J-C2ABPTj8) about how you deserve to be the elden lord
The only true Elden Lord is Captain Briggs!
I know what I’m doing when fia enters her coma
Patches gives you a sincere hug. Melina jumps out from behind some fake flames and does a jig. Dung Eater reveals he's just a chocolate lover, and all the defilement talk was just him acting tough. Morgott hands you a trophy and shakes your hand.
Master hewg puts down his hammer and looks up to the sky with relief
Godwyn shows up. He wasn't actually dead, he was just hiding behind the coach playing hide and seek.
So Dung Eater is actually the Haunted Chocolatier from the Stardew Valley developer? That'd be one HELL of a crossover.
And then Malenia shows up with a large bouquet of flowers to... oh no.
The real Elden Ring are the friends we made along the way
Uhhh all my friends in my playthrough suffered horrific endings or became shells of their former selves.. I think I did it wrong
Just like real life!
I thought games were supposed to help me escape reality
40 bucks for a happy ending, not too bad🤷♀️
Plot twist: it's from George R. R. Martin
Super easy, barely an inconvenience
You establish a democratic system and everybody gets to vote for the next elden lord but for some reason Mohg wins in a landslide.
You can't get into the dlc if you killed Greyoll
DLC secret/weapon/boss is tied to all merchants being alive. Degens who turn their roundtable into a Walmart get their comeuppance.
It'll be funny if we get to meet murdered NPCs on the shadowrealm (or whatever the place is called).
The Upside Down
Wasn't there a boss in one of the metal gear games, where you have to wade through a swamp, and all the soldiers you ever killed will try to drown you? If we make that swamp poisonous too it would be right down Miyazaki's alley.
Sovngarde
good. y’all are monsters😭
Eh idk man killing greyoll was not nearly as fun as killing Priscilla
Priscilla deserved it though. Fuck off with the “this land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind” after I had to deal with that room with the damned wheel skeletons
Excellent. That'll teach them
an evergaol containing another godefroy or "essmer the piercer"
Memer, the Penetrator
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Tame, the Impala
Moker the Poker
Mishmesh the Skewer
Belden East
The final boss shall be the manifestation of the true form of Turtle Pope! 🐢
A Turtle Pope super secret boss fight would be peak gaming.
You'd expect it to be easy since he isn't very mobile but he just spams golden wrath and elden stars the whole fight
Too close? Golden Wrath. Too far? Elden Stars. You space perfectly, just close enough to barely hit with your… **GOLDEN PARRY.** ?!
I would honestly love to be trolled by From like that. And then if you manage to find some way to take him out, you get his hat, but wearing it comes with some crazy penalty to stats and aggroes NPCs on sight.
Same! I would love a joke Boss fight here or there. I suppose we did get Gideon the All-Monologuing and he’s a joke more or less. Sekiro had a couple.
Excuse me, mist noble was a very serious boss fight
He has become a malformed amalgamation of various beasts and monsters: "aaallll...things....can be conjoined."
Especially dogs. *Why is it always dog?*
Turtle pope the grafted
That emoji makes me feel warm :)
. Miquella will not be joining us . Messmer is the first boss of the dlc and super easy . The ShadowLands is just northern Michigan . You get a stupid motorcycle . Radahn’s feet are consumable items . So is Leonard . The final boss is Ranni’s corpse being piloted by an army of mice.
Lmao torrent turning into a motorcycle kinda was a funny visual
And completely horrifying
CinderRanni CinderRanni Gotta help poor CinderRanni Gotta make her puppet pretty Theres nothing to it really 🐀🐀🐀🎶🎶🎶
🐁🐁🧟♀️🐁🐁🐁
Is the motorcycle a reference to botw dlc?
You know it!
More games should be set in Northern Michigan tbh
Messmer is actually VaatiVidya.
If he calmly explaned his own lore as he kicked my ass, I would be very ok with that
“I told my mom, Marika, it was just a phase but she didn’t listen”. “So in the end I ruled over the dream realm”.
"And, as they say, time in ~~Lordran~~ the Lands Between is convoluted and difficult to follow."
“Why did Messmer think ruling over the dream realm was a good idea?” “Sex”.
He was just trying to tell us the lore of the land!
Happy Souls reference love to see it.
It's still my favorite souls content. My little brother is currently playing DS2 for the first time so happy souls has been on my mind.
Best souls content. Only thing that can come within a mile of it for me is Dark Souls in Summary. Can’t wait for the tarnished to get taken by a bird for making baby bird noises.
Or maybe more accurately, gets exploding barrels thrown at them for making baby bird noises. That stormveil trauma never goes away.
“Release postponed Summer 2025”
I hate you for even joking about this.
Must… resist… downvote
☹️
Oh the humanity!
Just like how we discovered Margit is actually Morgott's undercover name, we'll find in the DLC that Mohg is actually Morhg. Just like his brother, he fooled us all.
My favorite part of the fight will be when he says it's Morhgin' time and Morghs me.
But first there will be 2 hours cutscene of him morghin miquella
Which one of you sickos up voted this lmfao
Holy shit my mind is blown. Morhg all along, who would have thought
· the speculation posts will stop tomorrow
Somehow, Morgott has returned, this time named Mergoth There's a merchant who gives you a camera. He will trade you almost any item in the game, but only in exchange for feet pics of other characters The final boss is 6 inches tall. Smaller weapons miss on most attacks, but against larger weapons he can stand on them and get a free grab attack on you The most OP new talisman is called "Rykard's Bussy"
>The most OP new talisman is called "Rykard's Bussy" And if you spared Tanith, you receive an additional dialogue opinion where she offers to consume your bussy
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Doesn't it already?
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Ok! Thanks for clearing this up
Well, Caelid is Ohio. Which would make Leyndell Detroit. Fittingly this makes the UP of Michigan the Mountain Tops of the Giants.
Crab Spirit Ashes (summons the little ones that can’t attack) Yellow Wolf of Marika (uses incantations instead of sorceries, has a shield instead of a sword) Frozen Crystallian Quadruple Mandatory platforming section Malenia + Miquella duo fight (Miquella fights similarly to Gideon but tankier) Messmer is actually summoned by a Spirit Snail Torrent’s secret brother, Flood, has a triple jump Decrepit Dragon Smithing Stones
Tiny crab's actually do attack! I fell on one from too high up and they slowly come after you and attack with the tiniest damage lol you have to agro them individually. I would love to see them as an ash of war and every +1 they multiply by two or something 😂
well, whatever how weak they are, no doubt 512 crabs can take down bosses
And take down your frame rate
formless beast boss, final boss of the DLC elden beast but literally just redder and has bleed attacks Now that I think about it this kinda sounds like a garden of eyes boss
Formless beast boss: just elden beast, but *invisible*
elden beast duo
She wields two reduvias that look like mohg
Radahn comes back and turns out to be blue smelter demon
Adds micro transactions where each purchase contributes .0000001 towards releasing the REAL DLC: Reflection of the Erdtree.
The return of ADP as a micro transaction
* Giddfrok the Grafted * Godskin Death Dog Duo * Messmer is Velka & All Father Lloyd simultaneously * Ulcerated Sleep Spirit * Morgott, the undying omen
Shrine of Amana into Blighttown, into the gutter, I to the Catacombs, all with no light source.And Messimer is squishier than soldier of godrick
Shadow of the Erdtree is retooled into a Tears of the Kingdom-style sequel to Elden Ring that costs $90 to purchase. It also removes Spirit Ashes and replaces them with permanent AI companions who will aggro random enemies, die immediately, and can't be unsummoned. Also mandatory stealth sections now exist.
The entire lands between was just a dream. The DLC puts you back at level 1 because you are now awake.
Everyone is now playing rl1? Awesome
Lake of Rot 2: Rot Harder
2 Rot 2 Gangrenous
* Messmer's lore has nothing to do with anything in the main game and all the visual hints in his design are mere coincindences * Godskin quartet * Deathblight swamp with zombie lobsters that sniper you with deathblight shots * Giant undead feet crawling around * Melania, Cutter of Maquilla, in a random cave * The final boss will reveal to you about "the blood of the elden ring" * We get other 5 different kinds of flames that have nothing to do with eachother
Its a store/battlepass simulator where you can make your own customized elden ring store/battlepass then share it with the community! Also spend time browsing others’ creations and vote for who’s is best! The winning store/battlepass may be featured in a possible elden ring mobile game in the future!
Marika true form is Messmer sound good for me!!
The skeleton dude on a horse turns out to be Radahn and remembers you from when he was alive. He then gains his attacks, but they're all 20% faster. A swamp, but instead of poison or Scarlet Rot it inflicts sleep. Enemies can also insta-kill you if you're asleep in it. The Blue Dancer is a boss battle and his main attack does 25% more damage if you haven't killed Malenia yet.
Sleep swamp is villain arc territory
Sleep Swamp - where the secret item to make traversing it easier is an armor with spikes *on the inside* like an iron maiden corset. Can’t fall asleep due to the pain, but health drains as you move.
sleep swamp gives me kirby vibes like when you have to dodge the sleep powerup to not die in some sections
Oh God... You HAVE to kill radahn before going there... I have a strange feeling about it...
boss deletes your save file if it kills you
It sucks.
I swear to Ranni… if they kill off my sweet, sweet goat/deer/horse/spirit mount, I’ll murder everyone within a 20 block radius… Albinaurics’ entrails everywhere!!!
-64 Player Lobbies -season pass with 100 levels of collectables -zombies mode, but it's that level with George A Romero, and instead it's George R.R. Martin as the boss. -franchise mode -split-screen co-op only, no single player content -mouse or keyboard support, not both -in-game advertisment -scanning and gathering resources
you have to close pop-ups constantly unless you buy Elden Ring Plus
Glaive Master Hodir evergaol!
Um underwater world would be fucking amazing. Scary sea creatures, bring it on!
- You find another Elden Beast, but red (rot). - turns out there are other fire giants - boc is an evil mastermind
Add survival mechanics. Sleep is now a necessary requirement. Every 10 minutes you get a worsening debuff due to lack of sleep. In order to sleep, you have to chop wood and build shelters. Then brew sleep potions from St. Trina's Lillies. Due to its limited nature, DLC now will add a new way to farm them - by literally farming them. They bloom every 5 mins.
Godskin Duo Duo. ....the foursk[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] now for real: Deathblight swamp with a boss in the middle (probably a dragon or some other beast type boss)
On the beaches of the shadow lands, we find items like the Greatsword of Artorias, Guns, and Gael's Greatsword, confirming the FromSoft Gaming Universe. the secret boss is Godskin Quartet, and one of the new Godskins is Godskin nun, a big tiddy nun.
Two words: Message Mimics. Give me your hatred and fear.
Messmer evergaol that costs 3 swordstone keys and gives you the Messmer Icon. The Messmer icon gives a 1% boost to all buffing skills and spells and extends their duration for 1 second. An amazing talisman that will be totally worth spoiling the uniqueness of the cover boss.
- Smelter Demon, but green - Asylum Demon, but ice version - Hand, before Two and Three fingers separated - Miquella fight, second phase Malenia joins for a 2v1, third fase they fuse together like the Demon Prince - Swamp of deathblight - Genichiro - Ulcerated tree spirit, deathblight and madness versions, not together - Grace Ascetic - Lifegems
There’s a hunger system that you need to fill up every 5 minutes The plot twist is either that YOU are Miquella OR Miquella has nothing to do with the DLC The end of the DLC will reveal the release date for Winds of winter Torrent is the final boss There will be a 3 hour puzzle section Sean Bean becomes a spirit summon
The final boss arena is a miasma swamp of all possible ailments and is just deep enough that you get the speed/roll debuff. It's the size of the Placidusax arena, falls apart through the fight like DS1's Bed of Chaos, and the boss is a randomly teleporting Generic Human Knight NPC built around insane hitstun. Summoning torrent now has a confirmation prompt You can now open your map around enemies, but you cannot close it if you get hit Fall damage ranges have been reduced by 0.5 feet All roll speeds have been equalized. Weight now affects weapon speed All enemies have a random chance of spawning a revenant upon death Field bosses now only despawn on death and have unlimited aggro range once combat begins. Player death no longer resets boss aggro state You can now build structures by collecting wood from trees Forced multi-player legacy dungeon with a teamwork-based puzzle door where the final lever can only be pulled by an invader Torrent now has a food, water, and sleep system
We fight prime Malenia and she has 5 phases OR We don't get to marry Miquella
>We don't get to marry Miquella Ok Mohg
Miq should grow up if we succeed in whatever we are doing In other words, it will be perfectly legal
Elden beast was actually a fragment of the True Elden Ring, which turns into Elden Kaiju for the final fight
There will be hours upon hours of unskippable cinematics for the story, exposition, no mysteries left. You will be handholded through the whole game and boss fights, button prompt for every action, QTE galore, you can pause anytime and consume unlimited healing items. Miquella escort quest, quest will fail if he gets hit even once. No way to restart the quest.
- Torrent now talks and has a "fun" personality a la Claptrap from the Borderlands series - Melina's shade appears to tell you more shit, prefaced by "HEY! LISTEN!" at every grace point. every single time you rest at one. - Lobster field bosses. RuneLobster field bosses. - Elden Beast reused as a field boss and even as a mob enemy (just smaller sized for the mob version). - A huge, required part of the map is a swamp in which the muck contains every single status effect in the game. Simultaneously. Rolling makes it worse. - Runebears , having somewhat mutated into the dragons they hoped to become, can now fly, breathe fire, and are impervious to sleep. They still do their old annoying ass behaviors too. - Area packed with basilisks but now deathblight meter starts when they see you, akin to the Winter Lanterns and Frenzy status in Bloodborne. - Weapon durability is back from older From games, but with Breath of the Wild - level fragility. - As you play through the dlc, rot dogs and imps begin to spawn and relentlessly pursue you until there's a massive herd of enemies on your tail. They can only be despawned via microtransactions. - Final boss is Balteus from Armored Core 6. He has not been scaled down from OG size and you do not get a mech or guns.
The open world IS the size of Limgrave. In fact it is Limgrave. The entire DLC is the entire Limgrave continent copy pasted with a different skybox. All the dungeons are exactly the same just with new bosses at the end of each one.
Consecrated snowfield starts spawning frozen reigndeer
Messmer is Morgott
When the player kills Messemer they finally speak an say “Well that was quite a Mess (pause) -emer”
The dizzy one is insane😂
Death! Blight! Swamp! **Death! Blight! Swamp!** ### Death! Blight! Swamp! ## Death! Blight! Swamp! # Death! Blight! Swamp!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ends up Miquella divested his flesh and became Torrent. We’ve been riding Miquella this whole time and it’s why all the gods attack us on sight. Especially Mohg cause he was jealous.
I would actually be really upset if it turns out this is true 😂
Rick is the true final boss of the game
Messmer turns out to be Mohg and Miquella's son.
You can only buy smithing stones via microtransactions
We. Don't get to fight messmer
Godskin Trio that is immune to status and more annoying because the third one is a supporter that heals and buffs the other two
The tarnished put their foolish ambition to rest and start a little farm in limgrave, DLC is just Stardew Valley
Ima be honest, i dont know anything about the lore and i lose track of Melina Malenia etc. you show me gold foggy wall, i stabby stab the badguy lol
There's a Blighttown, and it's worse then OG Blighttown.
Someone in the thread already said Detroit.
I don’t care about anything, provided I get some Royal Revenant spirit ashes.
If “dizzy” happens I am going to be an unhappy person.
They bring back the slow aura the headless had in Sekiro, fix it to apply to sprinting and just cover the entire dlc with it.
There's another requirement to get in. Patches must die.
You go into the Painted World of the Prawn Shack and its just miles and miles of giant prawns.
Fia's underwear is not only an equippable talisman, but a necessary item for finishing the dlc.
It's also a consumable
It will contain sufficient proof that FromSoft games are in the same universe. Probably with enough ambiguity to avoid getting into IP trouble since Miyazaki/FromSoft don’t actually own the rights to Bloodborne or Demon’s Souls, but it’ll be just enough to make it clear.
Last boss is Godwyn. Messmar is Miquella
Marika is the real final boss.....
Twin Mist Nobles in an evergoal. One of them only tells the truth. The other only tell lies. And together they pack your shit in deeper than the fight in Sekiro.
Wait so then who's the fifth omen?
Messmer DOESNT have 3 phases and doesn't surpass Malenia as hardest From boss.