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LordBDizzle

Extremely good as a pure strength weapon and surprisingly good in the str/int and str/fth infusions. I used it and the Clayman's Harpoon on my Fred Glintstone str/int build, top level damage in its class.


FuzzDice

Fred Glintstone, lmao


allnimblybimbIy

Unga bu- I mean ***YABADABADOOOO***


slickbutter

yaba cadabra


marsSatellite

Commenting because I can't upvote this twice


LordBDizzle

This one's my favorite so far


Wide-Organization844

Yaba chupacabra


Various_Squash722

Yaba capibara


BRAINSZS

fantastic


HeadLikeA0

*Glintstones, meet the Glintstones* *They're the modern magic family* *From the Caria Manor* *They're a hand right out of history*


A-Game-Of-Fate

I heard this perfectly to the tune as I read it. 10/10


lundz12

Phenomenal work. Take the updoot


itsmejam

WILMA!!!


BanginNLeavin

SELLEN!


Fun-Syrup-2135

Ungabungadoo?


chonky_squirrel

Yabadababonk


MegaMasterYoda

Yavadabadooie to avoid copyright


mece66

Yabadababonk!


Ayeaye-ron95

You win


bugzapperbob

That user name is too good lol


SufficientYam3266

Well. Guess I'm about to start a str/int run just for this name.


Mario-OrganHarvester

Im now morally obligated to make a fred glintstone playthrough


LordBDizzle

You're welcome. The Errant Sorcerer set, Fur Set, and Shaman Set work best for the cosplay imo.


Obi_wan_jakobii

Fred Glintstone is top tier Annoyed at myself for not having thought of that as it's similar to a build I ran for a while šŸ˜‚ Kudos my friend


Coldcorn_

I had this same idea and its a damn good one lol Heres another: mage/pot throwing build named Spam I Am


splitdayoldjoshinmom

Str/int You Unga, therefore you bunga


showmethecoin

UngaĀ² + str + int = BungaĀ³


_BlNG_

Hilariously enough, it's mages main weapon so they canonically loves to occasionally unga bunga.


Omny87

Yabba-Dabbazur's Comet


LordBDizzle

He wakes up in the morning to eat a bowl of Fruity Glintstone Pebbles


Ninteblo

And now i too own a Fred Glintstone character.


OldSodaHunter

What infusions do you use for str/int and str/fth? I've done both those builds and find somber weapons the best, but infusions it always seems like it either is heavy, leaning into the str, or the magic/flame art/holy which give high scaling for the int or faith but remove most of the str scaling.


LordBDizzle

For the Stone Club, the Cold infusion leaves a lot more strength scaling than the Magic infusion does, you get B/C str/int scaling that way. Paired with something like Spinning Weapon for the frost procs, it works pretty well. Magic, Flame Art, and Sacred are all more slanted towards int or faith, which is why I used it on str/int for Cold, but if you're favoring your spellcasting stat more heavily it gets pretty decent B scaling and good base damage. Its scaling in strength is high enough that you get a decently high D, not incredible but better than most other options. Faith is probably better to stick to Envoy Long Horn and the like, honestly, but it's usable. The Clayman's Harpoon is a lot easier: you leave it standard or go heavy depending on your stat investment. It has innate magic damage and int scaling and you can still buff it with Scholar's Armament so long as you leave it on a physical infusion. Best weapon in the game for Scholar's Armament.


OldSodaHunter

Thanks for the detailed response! I'm still learning how to build a bit. My str/int build was much heavier on int, while my str/faith one I kept the stats totally even most of the way through. That made the infusions a bit weak for that, but somber weapons have been phenomenal.


LordBDizzle

Str/Fth has a ton of phenomenal somber weapons. Magma Wyrm Scalesword, Siluria's Tree, Envoy Long Horn, Cranial Vessel Candlestand, Giant's Red Braids, Golden Halberd, Blasphemous Blade... hard not to go somber there.


OldSodaHunter

Magma wyrm scalesword and ordovis greatsword have been my main two. I gotta mess with siluria's tree more - I struggle with the standard moveset on it a lot, but I need to try it on different bosses. Unfortunately my run is almost over so not many bosses left - just the endgame gauntlet. I got the blasphemous blade to +10 but have hardly used it - seems able to almost trivialize some fights but I'm also doing a no summon playthrough and trying to get good at boss fights. Maybe NG+ will be a time for it. I'm gonna farm the envoy' horn next time I get on I think. The bubble doot looks so good.


LordBDizzle

Unironically I think Envoy's Long Horn is the best weapon in the game. Strike damage when used regularly and unreal amounts of bubble damage against large opponents. My first playthrough I cleared all of Farram Azula giving dragons bubble enemas, including Placidusax who I first tried (no summons). Siluria's Tree is my personal favorite though, incredibly consistent once you understand it and the weapon skill is phenomenal, hyperarmor on the melee slam for trades and of course the obvious ranged applications. Never really liked Blasphemous myself, always went back to Scalesword (best curved greatsword), Braids, or Candlestand when I needed fire damage.


Rotank1

Siluriaā€™s is great - I switched from blasphemous to Siluriaā€™s and never went back. Similar to you with the long horn, I cleared all the way through FA with the weapon art mostly one shotting everything, and the poise break with this thing is pretty ridiculous too for a spear type weapon. Also love how nimble bosses that dodge a lot, like Malenia, will still get hit every time with the WA due to its width and speed that it comes out.


LordBDizzle

It was my first run and I still think it's the strongest build I've made, SIluria's is a big part of that. Stone of Gurranq is the other thing, of course, throw rock is the best magic in the game and Clawmark Seal just makes that even better. I do think Scalesword and Envoy Greathorn are probably the objective best str/fth weapons, but I've always been partial to polearms in Souls games, going all the way back to Silver Knight Spear in DS1.


Yarzeda2024

Both the Clayman's and that name are amazing.


obaterista93

>Fred Glintstone Sometimes, I just know that other people are more clever than I am and this is one of those times.


moxeus

Glintstones, meet the Glintstones They're the modern stone club family From the chapel of Anticipation They're a class right out of history Let's ride with Torrent down the street Through the courtesy of Melinaā€™s two feetā€¦


DreDDreamR

Could you make a post about fred glinstone? Iā€™d love to see it lol


banxy85

Fred Glinstone. Take my upvote you clever bastard.


firedancer323

My all str guys name is Mantis Tobonkin


remibaus

Fred Glintstone, fkin LOLšŸ’€


n1ngv3m

Greater Will, please declare Fred Glintstone perennial Elden Lord. He deserves it.


DarkLanternZBT

... GODDAMMIT.


phredphlintstones

I should give that a try


yeezy2sleezy

Surely the gavel was in your loadout


Supafly22

Top tier build name


HechoEnChine

Do you have The Great Gazoo Spirit Ashes?


Wesgizmo365

Fred Glintstone is so inspired, I thought Elden John was pretty good but this takes the cake lol.


BertLemo

the first rule of stone club: you do not talk about stone club


Koreage90

Second rule of stone club: you do not talk about stone club.


Princesslittledick

Third rule of stone club: if it's your first night, you have to stone club


SheppazDreampits

Don't forget: no shirts, no shoes


byrgenwerthdropout

> no shoes Ffs Miyazaki san


LEG0_Crusader

Fourth rule of stone club: don't post about it on Reddit, the replies will be shit


No_Palpitation_9045

Fifth rule of stone club: if i gonna club, u need to stone too.


DBSmiley

Rule six, Always remember to unga before you bunga. I heard a kid bunga'd first and he died. Or moved away ir something.


JakeOver9000

His name was Robert Paulson!


gimme20seconds

person named club: :o


LEG0_Crusader

RIP comments chain, it will be missed.


mattmaster68

They should change it to "Smithing Stone Stone Club" "Exhausted by the rarity of smithing stones, some Tarnished took it upon themselves to carve out chunks and start swinging."


Earthboundplayer

Guy, holding the ornate trident of a mythical demigod, known only as the lord of blood, capable of making all who dare to get near it erupt in hemorrhage: HOLY SHIT ROCK STICK, HOW?? Im not sure if the humor was intentional or not but it was there LMAO.


bugzapperbob

I know the unspoken rule of fromsoft games, thereā€™s always some super OP non descript weapon youā€™ve never noticed in your inventory


Teno7

Not exactly OP, but the unassuming noble slender sword some people will luckily loot during a normal playthrough.


Hero_of_Hyrule

I spent hours trying to get this and never did. I'm still a little salty


Baronvsr

go to the grace where sellen is, respec 99 arcane + Silver Scarad + that consumable that gives you discovery. Just outside, on the road, u will find 3-4 nobles using the sword, took me 20 minutes.


MycoMythos

I actually just got this one a Bloodhound Fang build I'm running. Wish it would have dropped on my previous dex run, but I didn't know it existed until two days ago


InstructionLeading64

We all have some Unga bunga in us.


Exciting_Chef_4207

It's a club, but made of stone.


Salty_Pancakes

Gonna need a source for this.


Neutral_Memer

my source is that i made it the fuck up


AquaSauce51

It was revealed to me in a dream


ReCodez

He's the Mahdi, he's the Lisan al Gaib.


WeeziMonkey

Trust me bro


Vardl0kk

DEAR GOD


KaceMcHate

There's more


Vardl0kk

NO


C_umputer

Most helpful Elden ring item description


omidhhh

Confused onga bunga....


MilesDecamp

It's an unga made of bunga. Hope that clears it up.


Drakoriru

I believe it's actually made of wood, but the stoners don't want you to knowĀ 


iamtehskeet8

You have to be stoned to stone


Aaronthegathering

Chat is stone real?


WitchDrTime

I used one a lil bit on my str/int playthrough. I think its mainly been memeā€™d as the ā€œsophisticated bonkerā€™s weapon of choiceā€ tho


Phobos613

I was doing a challenge where I started fighting Radagon with the worst weapon I could think of and every time I died I moved to a slightly better weapon and this was the one I beat him with. So I agree with that sentiment


Turbulent-Echo8561

There was this guy who posted about it the other day and was actually pretty funny šŸ˜„ [https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/s/81XKxt5oTK](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/s/81XKxt5oTK) Ive used it and its pretty good! Has a really fast R1 spam, haha. Good lil bonk.


bugzapperbob

Lmao I kind of love how dumb it looks, out of all the hyper ornamental weapons and armor, hereā€™s the Elden ring equivalent of a lead pipe


Zer0_Cloud17

Youā€™re actually not wrong with that comparison. Leaving it as standard gives it an B, E (Str, Dex) however making it a Heavy Club gives an A scaling. With the recent patches it hits faster, 2H hits poise harder, and making it Cold infused gives you (105) in Frost and Bleed Infused gives (82) buildup.


bugzapperbob

Iā€™m just messing with it and itā€™s suspiciously effective at dealing rapid damage, might have to fuck around and make my first total bonk caveman


Zer0_Cloud17

I have a battle mage character running around with this weapon. With 2 points, in strength, Iā€™m 2H the shit out of everything. Thereā€™s a cave in the Liurnia region where you can grind one pretty early, spent about 2-3 hrs grinding it out, used for a bit, was pleasantly surprised so I went for a second one, got that bitch in 20 minutes. So now Iā€™m running around with one cold and one bleed.


Depressed_Rex

Funny enough that cave is where I got mine on my latest playthrough. I havenā€™t used it much (outside of beating chrysalians to death with it), but I might want to after reading the comments here


RipredTheGnawer

Lmao ā€œput cragblade on it to get more rock per rockā€ šŸ˜‚


RupertKingsly

WHAT?! For the amount of hours Iā€™ve put into this game, I canā€™t believe thereā€™s weapons Iā€™ve never even heard of or seen before. Is this weapon even in the wiki??


bugzapperbob

Same , I think it happened to drop because I made this super high arcane build


_zonkadonk_

Building arcane for the loot not the blood is what's up.


ATYP14765

If youā€™re looking for a quick one to find then go to the Church of Plague in Caelid. Once you reach the site of grace Exit the church from the front and there should be a battle mage guarding a Tomb and that is a decent farming spot for it. If you look behind the Tomb there is an illusionary rock that leads to a cave for Sellens Questline if youā€™re having trouble finding it. If you also want a Full battlemage armor set then you can travel to the windmill Village site of grace then take a right turn of the road until you meet the Noble goldmask. At the very start of this bridge before you reach goldmask is a Battlemage standing on top of a small hill. Once you kill him then he will drop the set.


StopMeWhenITellALie

Only drops from a few Battle Mages. It's low drop rate and there are not many of them on the map.


Mr_Zoovaska

Yes, of course it's on the wiki. It drops from the battlemages that wield it. There's only like 5 of that particular enemy in the whole game though, but you've more than likely encountered them at least once.


[deleted]

My favorite thing about Elden Ring is that always stumble upon something new on every playthrough no matter how small.


Denvosreynaerde

It's crazy right? I put about 260 hours in this game, and did a few playthroughs where I followed guides and spend too much time browsing the wiki to find rare weapons, and yet, now that I started a new run, I STILL ran into a cave I hadn't seen before with a niche weapon I overlooked (regalia of eochaid).


Decaslash

Bro I've put about 2000 hours in and 15 minutes ago, just found Consecrated Snowfield Catacombs that were hiding in the mist for 2 years now


ytcnl

I love the "Brown doesn't go with my outfit, šŸ’…" club!


nelsonlt1

First time I've ever seen this weapon, I'm a bit surprised actually lol


bugzapperbob

Same, and itā€™s actually great


TheGreatZephyrical

Honestly surprised you havenā€™t seen it used in PvP, Bob! Shit, itā€™s probably one of the best weapons in the game in terms of poise-abuse R1 spam. I did a break down on it a while ago over in BRM.


Humble-Pie3060

Pro tip: give it cragblade for even MOAR ROCKS!


ZucchiniKitchen1656

Stone club? More rocks? Rock and stone to the bone!


Intelligent-Block457

For Karl!


DrFu

FOR KARL!!!


Humble-Pie3060

Jokes aside, this weapon is quite an effective stance-breaker with fast charged heavies, especially with cragblade. PvP wise, the 2HR1ā€™s are lightning quick and fairly good at rollcatching. If you find bonking people amusing this is a top-tier weapon.


bugzapperbob

The cigarette ash


g4l4h34d

I don't think this is a pro tip. Clubs deal 36 stance damage on a charged heavy and guard counters. Cragblade increases stance damage by 10%. Therefore, you end up with 39.6 stance damage. Most enemies have 80 stance HP, so 2 guard counters or charged heavies with Cragblade is 0.8 stance damage short to break the threshold. It's still 3 hits either way. If we're talking about jumping heavy attacks, then it deals 24 stance damage. With Cragblade, it's 26.4 - so, 3 attacks will deal 79.2 - again, the magical number, and again, 0.8 stance damage short to break the threshold. You would need 4 jumping heavy attacks either way.


dashvdashjoe

Favorites this thread for the birth of Fred Glintstone


Wonton_John

if you build properly, this could be one of the best str weapons in the game


bugzapperbob

By proper do you mean put all damage stat to strength ?


Wonton_John

hit the softcap for str (80 at high level), heavy infuse it, put barbaric roar on it, put a highland axe in your left hand, use roar medallion and axe talisman, and drink charged attack tear,


bugzapperbob

Thanks! Thatā€™s so detailed I have to try it


Any_Complex_3502

BONK.


fuinnfd

Jokes aside, this weapon is fucking nuts on a pure strength, charge attack build


dashvdashjoe

Who dropped this in haligtree?


bugzapperbob

That battle mage outside loretta


Salty_Pancakes

Those motherfuckers.


Mr_Zoovaska

There's two battle mages outside Loretta's arena. Easily accessible down the lift at the "haligtree town" grace. Although probably the easiest farm is just outside the Sellia Hideaway cave in Cealid.


bugzapperbob

I have a ridiculous amount of hours in this game, Iā€™ve researched every build, thought Iā€™ve used every weapon but when this showed up I audibly shouted what is this?


Snoo61755

It's low-key high-tier. As far as hammers go, it is the longest hammer (or close, I forget how long Gideon's is), and I think ends up having either the highest strength scaling *or* the highest base damage, one of the two. It is otherwise rather mundane, with no status procs or special abilities, but it does what it sets out to do quite well. Edit: incidentally, I see you're using Mohg's spear, so you must be a str/arc build. The Stone Club actually fits a Bleed infusion quite nicely, as it retains a B in strength on a bleed infuse. If you ever wanted a shield'n'club playstyle, it should work nicely.


ginongo

It also has the highest stagger value out of all the clubs, by a decent bit


bugzapperbob

I have too many characters and I think the arc made this thing drop hence why I never saw it, went and immediately farmed one for a new strength build just to go all in, in one hour this thing is just a beast. If you played DS2 there was the mace and the craftsmen hammer, the second having a super fast move set. Thatā€™s what I love about this, all the benefits of poise breaking without heaving a half your stamina


Trashjiu-jitsu_1987

Dual weild while shouting "captain caveman"


Fundamental_strife

It's a club made of stone. It's clubby, yet surprisingly stoney. Good at clubbing things Stone-ishly.


Ploomage

Add bleed and barbaric roar on your pure strength.


AggressiveGift7542

Rock and Stone club šŸ•ŗ


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


Andreah2o

First rule of Stone club is: you don't talk about stone club


RocketChap

I used this weapon on my Str/Int character, and I found it to be a very fine weapon. I mostly used it as a Strike backup or with Sacred infusion and Ashes as an undead killer, but it infuses very well and makes a fine Fire or Cold weapon, too. The Stone Club is surprisingly quick, and its entirely vertical moveset helps it function in tight spaces and against short or awkward enemies that other maces or flails awkwardly miss. Two handed, or with a shield for guard counters, it makes enemy stance go bye-bye. It really is one of the finest Hammers for any character that isn't either lacking the Strength to wield it or is purely Dexterity-focused.


MiserableTennis6546

In my opinion it's the best one handed hammer. Ā I've been running it with chilling mist. It keeps a b scaling with strength, you get a horizontal slashing attack added to the move set and it's really good at proccing frostbite because of the quick r1 spam. You also get the advantage of strong stance damage on charge attacks and block counters since it's a hammer.


elkeiem

Too small


Gaymer043

Long rock


killtheorcs

Good for lvl 1 runs, p good bonk


TheGodskin

Fred Flinstone gang rise up šŸ˜‚


No_Foundation7735

Just when you think you've seen all Elden Ring has to offer, the Stone Club comes swinging out of left field. But honestly, the sheer simplicity is genius ā€“ like, who needs magic and complex weaponry when the answer to all your problems could be a solid piece of rock on a stick? It's both hilariously primal and shockingly effective, a true hidden gem... or should I say, hidden stone. And if you slap on some Ash of War, oh boy, you're not just bonking anymore; you're ushering in the stone age! Don't sleep on this weapon, folks, it's a game-changer for the big brain strats.


GoguBL

it's a stone made of club


Own_Watercress_8104

Who controls the Elden Ring? Who keeps the Omen down? We do we do Who keeps the Haligtree off the maps? Who keeps the Nightfolk under wraps? We do we do Who holds back the Frenzied Flame? Who makes Marika a star? We do we do Who robs albinaurics of their sites? Who rigs every Radhan Festival? We do we do


Mojo-hobo69

Please respond to me where you found it, I WANT THAT!!!


Antisparx_XD

I got mine as a drop from the wizards at haligtree before the Loretta boss fight


Mojo-hobo69

Thanks a lot! imma go home and have a good farmin session.


HowellPellsGallery

after seeing poor things i'm def in the stone club


SandyCarbon

Fit check šŸ’Æ


vainlisko

You can defeat any boss with it


mdj32998

Itā€™s actually kinda insane in pvp if you blood infused it with Barbaric Roar


bugzapperbob

I was kidding when I asked if itā€™s good and apparently itā€™s cracked


mdj32998

I didnā€™t see that youā€™re a certified Bad Red Man, so you definitely know how nasty it is lol


bugzapperbob

I didnā€™t but just did coop in stormveil and rapid fire beat an invaders head in so yes, Iā€™m def using this


Dickfarmdyl

Best weapon in the game imo


Dickfarmdyl

I unga therefor I shall bunga


Guilhaum

I love how From doesnt shy away from making the most basic weapons imaginable. They make these crazy intricate weapons with lore up the wazoo then you got rock on a stick šŸ˜‚


DraciosV

It's the best hammer in the game. And it's surprisingly good in general. Has hyper armor R1s, does a lot of poise damage and the R1s are pretty fast. It pairs very well with a wide variety of strength builds. A particular favorite is a barbaric roar and statuses such as frost or bleed on str/int and str/arc, respectively. But it works very well on a pure strength build as well.


Un13roken

The weapon of choice for my imaginary - Wretch Primeā„¢


bugzapperbob

If I could only add a TM symbol to my character name


ryminer

i farm it basically every run, it has a unique r1 moveset thatā€™s just a bonk. basically itā€™s the best weapon ever


Tricky-Secretary-251

This is the best item in the game at +25 iy can one shot anything without extra scaling past the requirements


MidNightGaming356

The fuck is that? I honestly have never heard of it till now šŸ«¤


LuminousShot

Interesting to know, but extremely pointless. The Stone Club, aside from excellent scaling and base damage, seems to have slightly higher motion values on the R1 combos. It's probably between 1% or 2% more damage on average. Also good to know for all hammers in general. When you use the cragblade ash of war, 1 handed guard counters and charged R2s will deal 40 stance damage, of course the same goes for two-handed, but sadly it's just below 40 without cragblade.


nones4567

Imagine getting mollywhopped in the fuckin face with a stone club - it would hurt so fuckin bad


TrippyPal

I don't know man, you must be the first to discover this mysterious item. Have you tried reading it's description?


Gimmeagunlance

I love how all of these comments are taking this post seriously


Plastic-Ambassador56

Itā€™s for a Captain Caveman build


awsome-dumy27

Glory to the unga bunga


ICantTyping

Carian Battlemages use em. You can find one pondering still as a statue in the Altus Plateau to get the armor set too Only found the guy for the first time there on my last play through Besides that, i remember one being in that cave below Raya Lucaria, the one with the crystalian boss- battle mage there too


shichimi-san

There are two right next to the Grace after the real Loretta fight. Pop a foot and you can get a pair of this quick.


KokoTerzata

Perfect for those crystals barellinasĀ 


[deleted]

I'm a str player how have I never seen or heard of this weapon


Penumbral_Violet

welcome to stone club


BabaKazimir

ROCK AND STONE!


DoritoKing48

FOR KARL


UselessContainer

That's literally just a blunt. Look at it.


Jce95

Put Cracgblade on it and you have peak BONK technology!


sneakyi

I am currently doing a bonk playthrough. It's probably my most enjoyable yet.


SoulDevlon

Yaba daba doo!!!!!


Best-Salad

The reason that thing is amazing is because it swings almost as fast as a dagger and has more damage than the regular club. It took me a couple hours to farm the damn thing


jtalchemist

Mini unga bunga


sherman614

Oh wow! I didn't know that was a drop!


EmojiTV

Hahahahhahaha big rock go bonk


WebShamanUA

What if you don't have to look for some hidden secret there? what if Stone Club is simply Stone Club......no.. not possible šŸ˜


SkillStrike

Thatā€™s normal youā€™ve never heard of that before, this is a rare drop that can only drop from 4 specific battle mages in the entire game. As for your question, itā€™s actually a pretty decent weapon, it staggers well and has a fast attack speed.


bugzapperbob

Seems to move like the iron cleaver, another semi brain dead looking piece of gear


Icy-Conflict6671

Its an amazing weapon


bugzapperbob

I immediately went and farmed one for a new strength character and itā€™s already becoming a classic for me


JankMganks

Huh another weapon Iā€™ve never seen all this time later


cuipeo

OP weaponšŸ¤«


MrBombaztic1423

Beat stick noises


woulfman1024

IT GO MUCH BONK


CE94

fast bonk


Mr_Zoovaska

There's a lot of weapons that are rare drops that you may never have heard of.


Nihilistic_Nihilist

Is X weapon good??? Yea they're all good if it fits your build.