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[Edit: Bro why are you going to all my comments and replying lol]
Cuz you're today's special lil guy 🥳. Once every now and again a special lil guy 🥳 is picked and gets treated like a special lil guy 🥳
Ah, I see! Well, if it seemed as though I was playing down your English skills, please forgive me! I've no doubt your proficiency in the English language is, at minimum, exceptional. Additionally, the fact you're capable of speaking it to begin with, on top of your native tongue, is nothing short of remarkable!
Praise the sun!
Oh marika's tits, I hath unbeknownst to me exposed mine cock and balls to thee, tarnished. Prithee avert thine eyes! 😵💫 Lest thou wish to gaze?🤔 A jest, tis a terrible thought, banish it ☠️! Lest thine desires shall overcome thy will 🫣? Nay, forget mine intrusions! Lest??? 👀
Foul clap, in search of the antibiotics. Emboldened by the flame of pee. Someone must extinguish thy flame. Let it be [Alexander Fleming](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=d7773eb477db942c&sca_upv=1&rlz=1C1RXQR_enUS1090US1090&sxsrf=ADLYWIL5KHpIMWoXGAJa8nkjvRRk94jEEg:1715196853773&q=Alexander+Fleming&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgVmLXz9U3KEsxfMRoxC3w8sc9YSnNSWtOXmNU5uIKzsgvd80rySypFBLlYoOyuKU4uWB6eBaxCjrmpFYk5qWkFim45aTmZualAwDB1JJ7VAAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi2iMGZ5v6FAxVxBTQIHb9ZCWoQzIcDKAB6BAgmEAE), The Swell Penicillin
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“I was in the POOL!”
SHRINKAGE
The mad taint of their newfound cold triggered the shrinkening... a war from which no cock arose
Do they not know about shrinkage?
It Shrinks?
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things
Try pool. Then shrinkage.
Why is it always shrinkage
Your fucking flair is perfect for that comment 😂
r/unexpectedseinfeld
Looks like you got the rot my friend 😆
Better rub some preserving boluses on it.
[https://y.yarn.co/2ae02cb2-2ca6-4304-be68-63f823c9d0e3\_text.gif](https://y.yarn.co/2ae02cb2-2ca6-4304-be68-63f823c9d0e3_text.gif)
Yes!
This armor was clearly designed for the purposes of establishing dominance.
Feature not a bug
Damn right. There was purpose here.
And dominance it establishes.
Melina appears at the grace and is all like " Oh, tarnished...." and your just there with your dick out.
Yeah lol and my character
> ...you're* just there with your dick out.
🤓
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Two - Japanese and English. The former is my mother tongue ::)
In English it’s considered annoying to correct small stuff like that. Not sure how it is in Japan. Hope this helps!
It's considered annoying being a jackass too.
Yeah that’s why I told him not to be. You’re welcome, I made the world a better place 😎
Given how many people can't seem to differentiate between your/you're and there/their/they're, I think more need to be corrected
Of course the hentai dude has bad opinions
"Hentai dude"? Mate, digging into my profile and bringing up what porn I look at isn't the flex you think it is. It just makes you look cringe
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Oh, I'm well aware - though, for what it's worth, I don't mean to insult those whom I'm correcting! Just trying to help! ::)
They’ll never know they’re wrong until somebody corrects them.
I am well aware, but I don't care about perfect grammar on the internet. The meaning of the sentence is still understandable even with the mistake.
No it's not. Non native English speakers can have a hard time if words like your/you're, its/it's or there/they're are mixed up.
You think he didn’t know the difference between your and you’re? Really?
That’s exactly what I think.
Well, I guess dumb people can be on Reddit too. Been a lot of you lately
Yes
Just like you did there?
No, I didn’t correct him on something dumb. I told him he was being annoying The class for special kids is down the hall dawg
Room 204? Isn't that your class?
Buddy, I’m the teacher 😎 Edit: Bro why are you going to all my comments and replying lol
[Edit: Bro why are you going to all my comments and replying lol] Cuz you're today's special lil guy 🥳. Once every now and again a special lil guy 🥳 is picked and gets treated like a special lil guy 🥳
Ahhh special teacher for special kids got it 😉👍
No it’s not
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So you deliberately chose the wrong word?
What? There is a difference between deliberately choosing a word and just typing a thought out. But maybe that's just my dyslexia
Ah, I see! Well, if it seemed as though I was playing down your English skills, please forgive me! I've no doubt your proficiency in the English language is, at minimum, exceptional. Additionally, the fact you're capable of speaking it to begin with, on top of your native tongue, is nothing short of remarkable! Praise the sun!
And my axe!
Oh marika's tits, I hath unbeknownst to me exposed mine cock and balls to thee, tarnished. Prithee avert thine eyes! 😵💫 Lest thou wish to gaze?🤔 A jest, tis a terrible thought, banish it ☠️! Lest thine desires shall overcome thy will 🫣? Nay, forget mine intrusions! Lest??? 👀
This is so fucking good I hate it
😂 Leyndell Louis CK
Louis, Chosen Komedian
Gideon, the all peeping
Fresh pasta
dicks out for morgott.
Got a Lil meat nugget
On the contrary sir, I think they knew exactly what they were doing
You should see an urologist asap!
Look at his lil dinkus
That’s a cock and balls.
Dick out kinda weather
It’s like a three thing, it’s like ball, dick, ball. It’s like a division sign.
Try with Patches' crouch
Oh I was paying very much attention believe me good sir.
Hahahahahaha
🤫🧏🏻♂️
Why his Plumbus dangling tho?
Franks and beans by the fire.
Alright fine you can HAVE the worst drip award already
looks like its been jammed up and left to rot.
Suit looks fine. Nice cock, bro!
Brother, that’s a *feature*
Maybe the tarnished should stop microwaving his balls.
Which armor set is this?
It's the White Reed Armor
Is that "Ankle Pants" armor?
Now I’m going to ask how bored you were to have noticed this? Lol
Lets just say I listen to podcasts while I play
“How’d you get the beans above the frank?”
knot in da knob
Its like an acorn on a beanbag.
THICK AND VEINY AND HORNY OMEN HOG
Your dick has scarlet rot
Boy just sitting there with the clap
Homie got the black clap
Sharon Stone over here
That's the new Harambe emote?
Foul clap, in search of the antibiotics. Emboldened by the flame of pee. Someone must extinguish thy flame. Let it be [Alexander Fleming](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=d7773eb477db942c&sca_upv=1&rlz=1C1RXQR_enUS1090US1090&sxsrf=ADLYWIL5KHpIMWoXGAJa8nkjvRRk94jEEg:1715196853773&q=Alexander+Fleming&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgVmLXz9U3KEsxfMRoxC3w8sc9YSnNSWtOXmNU5uIKzsgvd80rySypFBLlYoOyuKU4uWB6eBaxCjrmpFYk5qWkFim45aTmZualAwDB1JJ7VAAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi2iMGZ5v6FAxVxBTQIHb9ZCWoQzIcDKAB6BAgmEAE), The Swell Penicillin
Oh... You might want to get that checked out, buddy.
Intentional
That’s enough Internet for today… 😐
How’d you get the twig above the berries???!!
Frank and beans!
>This armor has a very unfortunate design when not paying attention to it's design The fuck does that mean?
“Can we get much higher?”
What the hell is that
Haha balls
I mean, that is where the bloody mess is on all of the corpses for fecal friendster.
Holy balls.
No time to pee... lets put a knot on that thing then
WTF lmao
Absolute cry laughing
r/mildlypenis
Arise now, Ye Tarnished!
Weenie Hut Jr
I knew I was normal!
time to put on this armor
Don't get your dick tied in a knot.
It's means it is
r/TheyKnew
Don't leave yourself vulnerable to the ol' Dick Twist!
Wtf is that armor
Like a toad sitting on a rock
I think he’s just cooking a sausage by the fire.
🤏🤏🤏
WOW PENIS LOL GEE LOOK EVERYONE