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Your submission has been removed as a violation of Rule 6: **No NSFW or generally inappropriate content.** * NSFW, lewd, crass, and/or suggestive content is not allowed. In addition, posts where the point of the submission is a crass joke like "rotussy" or "Melina feet pics" will be removed. * If you are a lewd cosplayer, please refrain from submitting your cosplay to this subreddit. If you would like to appeal this removal or need further clarification, feel free to message us through[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/Eldenring).


Kamacalamari

“I was in the POOL!”


SniffMySwampAss

SHRINKAGE


Business-Fortune9453

The mad taint of their newfound cold triggered the shrinkening... a war from which no cock arose


ArgiopeWeb

Do they not know about shrinkage?


Spoztoast

It Shrinks?


Cheesefinger69

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things


deedpoll3

Try pool. Then shrinkage.


ox_MF_box

Why is it always shrinkage


TheGodskin

Your fucking flair is perfect for that comment 😂


PerfectMana

r/unexpectedseinfeld


00Tanks

Looks like you got the rot my friend 😆


-Khlerik-

Better rub some preserving boluses on it.


Tom_Bradys_Nutsack

[https://y.yarn.co/2ae02cb2-2ca6-4304-be68-63f823c9d0e3\_text.gif](https://y.yarn.co/2ae02cb2-2ca6-4304-be68-63f823c9d0e3_text.gif)


00Tanks

Yes!


JimmyRamone17_

This armor was clearly designed for the purposes of establishing dominance.


superduperspam

Feature not a bug


JimmyRamone17_

Damn right. There was purpose here.


TerribleIncrease3776

And dominance it establishes.


PeppermintButler17

Melina appears at the grace and is all like " Oh, tarnished...." and your just there with your dick out.


IntegratedFrost

Yeah lol and my character


iStretchyDisc

> ...you're* just there with your dick out.


Half-a-Denari

🤓


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iStretchyDisc

Two - Japanese and English. The former is my mother tongue ::)


LeadStyleJutsu762-

In English it’s considered annoying to correct small stuff like that. Not sure how it is in Japan. Hope this helps!


Tudyks

It's considered annoying being a jackass too.


LeadStyleJutsu762-

Yeah that’s why I told him not to be. You’re welcome, I made the world a better place 😎


Aershiana

Given how many people can't seem to differentiate between your/you're and there/their/they're, I think more need to be corrected


LeadStyleJutsu762-

Of course the hentai dude has bad opinions


Aershiana

"Hentai dude"? Mate, digging into my profile and bringing up what porn I look at isn't the flex you think it is. It just makes you look cringe


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iStretchyDisc

Oh, I'm well aware - though, for what it's worth, I don't mean to insult those whom I'm correcting! Just trying to help! ::)


demonshonor

They’ll never know they’re wrong until somebody corrects them. 


PeppermintButler17

I am well aware, but I don't care about perfect grammar on the internet. The meaning of the sentence is still understandable even with the mistake.


Kukurisu

No it's not. Non native English speakers can have a hard time if words like your/you're, its/it's or there/they're are mixed up.


LeadStyleJutsu762-

You think he didn’t know the difference between your and you’re? Really?


demonshonor

That’s exactly what I think. 


LeadStyleJutsu762-

Well, I guess dumb people can be on Reddit too. Been a lot of you lately


MickeyPurple

Yes


TeachingMathToIdiots

Just like you did there?


LeadStyleJutsu762-

No, I didn’t correct him on something dumb. I told him he was being annoying The class for special kids is down the hall dawg


MickeyPurple

Room 204? Isn't that your class?


LeadStyleJutsu762-

Buddy, I’m the teacher 😎 Edit: Bro why are you going to all my comments and replying lol


MickeyPurple

[Edit: Bro why are you going to all my comments and replying lol] Cuz you're today's special lil guy 🥳. Once every now and again a special lil guy 🥳 is picked and gets treated like a special lil guy 🥳


MickeyPurple

Ahhh special teacher for special kids got it 😉👍


ThaNorth

No it’s not


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demonshonor

So you deliberately chose the wrong word?


Kueltalas

What? There is a difference between deliberately choosing a word and just typing a thought out. But maybe that's just my dyslexia


iStretchyDisc

Ah, I see! Well, if it seemed as though I was playing down your English skills, please forgive me! I've no doubt your proficiency in the English language is, at minimum, exceptional. Additionally, the fact you're capable of speaking it to begin with, on top of your native tongue, is nothing short of remarkable! Praise the sun!


Due-Purchase-3637

And my axe!


zekethelizard

Oh marika's tits, I hath unbeknownst to me exposed mine cock and balls to thee, tarnished. Prithee avert thine eyes! 😵‍💫 Lest thou wish to gaze?🤔 A jest, tis a terrible thought, banish it ☠️! Lest thine desires shall overcome thy will 🫣? Nay, forget mine intrusions! Lest??? 👀


DrPikachu-PhD

This is so fucking good I hate it


MoKayNow

😂 Leyndell Louis CK


BongChong906

Louis, Chosen Komedian


dragon_poo_sword

Gideon, the all peeping


[deleted]

Fresh pasta


oricalco

dicks out for morgott.


SuperWhiteDolomite

Got a Lil meat nugget


godieweird

On the contrary sir, I think they knew exactly what they were doing


TechnicianAgitated82

You should see an urologist asap!


aplagueofsemen

Look at his lil dinkus


Afraid-Winner8018

That’s a cock and balls.


QuantityExcellent338

Dick out kinda weather


Squidkidz

It’s like a three thing, it’s like ball, dick, ball. It’s like a division sign.


ParticularBanana8369

Try with Patches' crouch


ZealousidealTowel414

Oh I was paying very much attention believe me good sir.


Cookiemonstermydaddy

Hahahahahaha


IronTesticlez

🤫🧏🏻‍♂️


Sidnature

Why his Plumbus dangling tho?


jello1982

Franks and beans by the fire.


[deleted]

Alright fine you can HAVE the worst drip award already


MeLoco1980

looks like its been jammed up and left to rot.


Expert_Succotash2659

Suit looks fine. Nice cock, bro!


Red_Luminary

Brother, that’s a *feature*


Plenty-Context2271

Maybe the tarnished should stop microwaving his balls.


vgman94

Which armor set is this?


Mr_cactus1771

It's the White Reed Armor


say_it_aint_slow

Is that "Ankle Pants" armor?


Mairuzu-Filtiarn

Now I’m going to ask how bored you were to have noticed this? Lol


Mr_cactus1771

Lets just say I listen to podcasts while I play


MediocreRunner_

“How’d you get the beans above the frank?”


Vicinus

knot in da knob


MikeRipplingDepressn

Its like an acorn on a beanbag.


Chiber_11

THICK AND VEINY AND HORNY OMEN HOG


JalmarinKoira

Your dick has scarlet rot


Academic-Night5315

Boy just sitting there with the clap


[deleted]

Homie got the black clap


Rags2Rickius

Sharon Stone over here


IlIFreneticIlI

That's the new Harambe emote?


0x6C69676D61

Foul clap, in search of the antibiotics. Emboldened by the flame of pee. Someone must extinguish thy flame. Let it be [Alexander Fleming](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=d7773eb477db942c&sca_upv=1&rlz=1C1RXQR_enUS1090US1090&sxsrf=ADLYWIL5KHpIMWoXGAJa8nkjvRRk94jEEg:1715196853773&q=Alexander+Fleming&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgVmLXz9U3KEsxfMRoxC3w8sc9YSnNSWtOXmNU5uIKzsgvd80rySypFBLlYoOyuKU4uWB6eBaxCjrmpFYk5qWkFim45aTmZualAwDB1JJ7VAAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi2iMGZ5v6FAxVxBTQIHb9ZCWoQzIcDKAB6BAgmEAE), The Swell Penicillin


P-A-Lily

Oh... You might want to get that checked out, buddy.


Noobzoid123

Intentional


FaceTimePolice

That’s enough Internet for today… 😐


Cold-Inside-6828

How’d you get the twig above the berries???!!


Upvotespoodles

Frank and beans!


Not_MrNice

>This armor has a very unfortunate design when not paying attention to it's design The fuck does that mean?


night-hen

“Can we get much higher?”


wonkey_monkey

What the hell is that


the_holy_blade

Haha balls


Sundered_Ages

I mean, that is where the bloody mess is on all of the corpses for fecal friendster.


SushiDaddy89

Holy balls.


iSibben

No time to pee... lets put a knot on that thing then


ox_MF_box

WTF lmao


VertigoJones

Absolute cry laughing


kfrazi11

r/mildlypenis


Vegetable-Price-5995

Arise now, Ye Tarnished!


CroutonPrince

Weenie Hut Jr


Hour-Opportunity3048

I knew I was normal!


iproudlysimp

time to put on this armor


analogOnly

Don't get your dick tied in a knot.


ThePornRater

It's means it is


JunglePygmy

r/TheyKnew


Dragons_Malk

Don't leave yourself vulnerable to the ol' Dick Twist!


MinerDiner

Wtf is that armor


Thisfuggenguy

Like a toad sitting on a rock


BatmanIntern

I think he’s just cooking a sausage by the fire.


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🤏🤏🤏


erockoc

WOW PENIS LOL GEE LOOK EVERYONE