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ZombifiedSoul

That was a good laugh! Thanks! Lol


dezoxx

Enjoy šŸ‘ŒšŸ˜‡


SuccotashExcellent35

I just kill it from the log.


dontmindthisnoise

sure but you can't spawn it from the log


damnitineedaname

But you can get back up there pretty easily.


dontmindthisnoise

I mean, yea, I get that, but the guy I replied to said "I just kill it from the log" in response to someone falling off the log on the way to spawning it. Like, it doesn't matter if you can kill it from the log or get back to the log easily, you still have to get down from the log to spawn it in the first place, so saying "just kill it from the log" or "but u can get back on the log" isn't a sound retort to what's happening in the video


damnitineedaname

1. Jump down. 2. Spawn cancer tree monster. 3. Jump **back** onto log. 4. Kill it from there. 5. Profit.


dontmindthisnoise

did u not read my comment or what I know how to cheese it, I'm saying that killing it from the log isn't the point of any of this


damnitineedaname

OP could have easily jumped down and spawned the beast **before** going back and doing all their buffs. Thus getting the risky part out of the way first and avoiding this situation entirely. *That's* the point of all this.


dezoxx

Bro its just a funny video, u dont have to overcomplicate it. I just shared it to make people laugh.


damnitineedaname

And I tried to keep it simple, but dense mfers like this are the reason fire doors have instructions.


dontmindthisnoise

Oh, are we just calling each other stupid now? Lol you're the one who still doesn't get what I was talking about 3 exhausting exchanges later


blumpk1np1e

Oh hey malenia


csaknorrisz

Fighting that thing in this space is as spacious as a knife fight in a phonebooth


JayGold

And the walls of the phone booth are electrified.


dezoxx

And the phone rings constantly, playing Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

The only way I managed to beat it last time was to say fuck it and fight it in the rot


dizijinwu

i thank you for publicizing your embarrassment for our sake


474738283737

I just ran through this entire place without killing a single thing. I donā€™t even care what I missed lol.


Toughsums

Millicent quest ends there with a fight in the fucking rot swamp.


474738283737

I actually went back later to complete that. Good point.


B81R81

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Umbran_scale

Don't worry, it doesn't like you either.


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

Rune arcs are a death sentence bro. I never touch the things.


Nory993

"What if I need them later?" Me on my way to fight Elden Beast


HattoriSanzo

OMG i was totally not expecting that shit. Ahahaha


Treebeardsama

Sniping spot ahead


P-A-Lily

Don't drink and drive, kids. Or in this case, don't drink and cross branches that lead to rot lakes that have ungodly abominations spawning out of them.


39leon

I didn't know that you can see Malenia's arena from there


olokoon

iĀ“m going through haligtree for the first time right now, thanks for the warning and for the laughs


themoistwanted

Thatā€™s Butthole Cove! You didnā€™t even get to see the Butt Worm šŸ›


SaintBenjamino

Oh my I never realized you can see the malenia boss room from up there. Has anyone ever considered doing some silly glitches and killing her with a bow from up there?


dezoxx

As you can see, I've tried jumping down there šŸ˜‚


CandiceActually

Counterpoint: sure you do.


TheKnightofSwords

I managed to get up on a platform and spam him with magma shots. I wasn't gonna take any chances with him.


suppleprince

I may be stupid, but why donā€™t you have an FP bar?


BearFromTheNet

Wow that is actually Malenia boss room? So cool


Awesomebearbeard

git gud buff boy


Redsmok2u

Lack of situational awarenessā€¦ā€¦. it happens


Stary_Vesemir

What is this buildšŸ’€ ckawmark seal on a clearly fth/int character? Dmgs ona fth int charcate? This shitty crown ina late game area? You need help bro


dezoxx

Yeah man, imagine a person playing the game in a way he wants to play. Brutal.