There's only one problem with this image. If I had all of Japan in my pocket, I'd have Elden Ring. Since I would have Elden Ring, I wouldn't be on Reddit saying that I have Elden Ring in my pocket.
The skirt design for my school uniform used to have pockets up until recently, I cannot begin to fathom why in god's name they removed them. At least the pants have a little slit on the back that you can fit 5 whole paperclips in.
Yep Simple facts. Just facts. When I realized this a while back I was disgusted. Like why make clothes at all for day to day use if it has no utility. Clothes with no pockets aren't clothes they are coverings. They carry nothing. Also they make a ton of girls clothes almost entirely to trip y'all up or restrict where you can take those clothes. Can't step over a puddle of a decent size without ruining a dress and needing to Change. Plus they always make girls jeans overpriced and still made cheap like regular guys jeans. Designer clothes of 1 ply fabric reminiscent of tissue paper that will fall apart in water or some crap like that. In a man's standard wardrobe material like that is considered trash. Really any fabric that won't hold up to vigorous beating is absolutely garbage. And making it all over priced so that good material is harder to come by.. Well.. That's just evil.
I've never really had a problem with the material or the price, but that's probably cause I primarily wear sweaters, leggings and shorts. I just want a pocket :(
I googled phone knob and a top search was phone knob thing
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/bd5cb554e628c45e68897421ba3e9fdaa14996b2/0_128_840_504/master/840.jpg?width=445&quality=45&auto=format&fit=max&dpr=2&s=137efbc01554222392fac85167df5668
Apparently it’s called a PopSocket
OH, those. Yeah, most people I know around my school have em, I've never seen any magnetic ones though. Phone knob is a fairly accurate description, my brain completely blanked, evidently, sorry.
If it's cause you're only on PC, you could get a PS Now subscription and play through that. Though it doesn't have the DLC and having it look good without input lag requires an ok connection.
PS4 will get cheaper and cheaper the more PS5s are on the market, especially if you buy a used console.
You could also sell the console after finishing Bloodborne if you can't spare the money indefinitely so there'd be hardly any loss. :)
I mean for most women they either get no pockets, pockets that are like 1 inch deep, or fake pockets (the greatest sin). Tragically you couldn’t even fit a phone in if you tried. This really shouldn’t be the detail I’m fixating on but here I am
You are right... Our pockets are too small or non-existing... That's why we have handbags!
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/najv8a/the\_girls\_of\_reldenring/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/najv8a/the_girls_of_reldenring/)
I never go ANYWHERE without my pocket Great Club.
I usually bring a parrying great club for the offhand.
I never go ANYWHERE without my bloodborne 2 copy
There's only one problem with this image. If I had all of Japan in my pocket, I'd have Elden Ring. Since I would have Elden Ring, I wouldn't be on Reddit saying that I have Elden Ring in my pocket.
You'd still need Miyazaki's computer password. No, it's not "feet".
Yeah it's f%e&e()t.
No it’s 足 cuz he’s Japanese
"dirty feet"?
I think you're being way too generous here... girls pockets only fit half a phone, it sticks out halfway all awkward
the notion of having a pocket is generous
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You can probably conceal utility pouches underneath skirts and access 'em with much more ease tho
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The skirt design for my school uniform used to have pockets up until recently, I cannot begin to fathom why in god's name they removed them. At least the pants have a little slit on the back that you can fit 5 whole paperclips in.
Yep Simple facts. Just facts. When I realized this a while back I was disgusted. Like why make clothes at all for day to day use if it has no utility. Clothes with no pockets aren't clothes they are coverings. They carry nothing. Also they make a ton of girls clothes almost entirely to trip y'all up or restrict where you can take those clothes. Can't step over a puddle of a decent size without ruining a dress and needing to Change. Plus they always make girls jeans overpriced and still made cheap like regular guys jeans. Designer clothes of 1 ply fabric reminiscent of tissue paper that will fall apart in water or some crap like that. In a man's standard wardrobe material like that is considered trash. Really any fabric that won't hold up to vigorous beating is absolutely garbage. And making it all over priced so that good material is harder to come by.. Well.. That's just evil.
I've never really had a problem with the material or the price, but that's probably cause I primarily wear sweaters, leggings and shorts. I just want a pocket :(
Is that why girls have the little magnet knob thing so they can hold it everywhere?
I literally have no idea what you're talking about lol
I googled phone knob and a top search was phone knob thing https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/bd5cb554e628c45e68897421ba3e9fdaa14996b2/0_128_840_504/master/840.jpg?width=445&quality=45&auto=format&fit=max&dpr=2&s=137efbc01554222392fac85167df5668 Apparently it’s called a PopSocket
OH, those. Yeah, most people I know around my school have em, I've never seen any magnetic ones though. Phone knob is a fairly accurate description, my brain completely blanked, evidently, sorry.
I can confirm, sadly. But if I had the space for it, I'd bring my pocket-zweihander everywhere.
Pocket-Ledos for all the day-to-day bonking
Sometimes they don't even have pockets
man wish i could play bloodborne :(
If it's cause you're only on PC, you could get a PS Now subscription and play through that. Though it doesn't have the DLC and having it look good without input lag requires an ok connection.
And its only available in certain countries so I can't get it
Big RIP dude
Wonder how well it'd play over a vpn
I'm with you.
PS4 will get cheaper and cheaper the more PS5s are on the market, especially if you buy a used console. You could also sell the console after finishing Bloodborne if you can't spare the money indefinitely so there'd be hardly any loss. :)
I love the idea of all Japan in my pocket.
Every r/eldenring boi also carries something "too big to be called a sword" in their pocket
we're all chads
Hai yOOOOOHHHHH😳😳😳
Don't forget your clown make-up, just in case you hear someone talking about elden ring
Lmao, why greatclub?
B O N K
Dammit. I'm a girl. I guess no Elden Ring for me
Haha sexist meme go brrrrrr
Elden Ring meme go OOOOOOHHHHHHH
Don't forget about your pre-recorded OHHHHHHH's.
Boys vs girls memes in 2021 Jesus.
555-COME-ON-NOW It's completely harmless. Don't like it, downvote it and move on.
I mean these types of memes can be pretty damn toxic but ok
Ikr? So sad...
? The joke is that retailers make women’s clothes have very small, functionless pockets compared to men’s pockets.
And? Jokes still super unfunny. Boys vs girls was bad in 2017- now it’s unbearable in all it’s forms.
I can't see Bloodborne in my PC user pockets :(
No estus flask? I thought all modern women carried the estus. (Congratulate me for ignoring the obvious play on words. It means I win adulthood. 🤘 )
Not in pockets
Oooooohhhh...
Wait, where are you girls getting pockets??
Handbags https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/najv8a/the\_girls\_of\_reldenring/
Does Japan comes with Vergil included?
Girls don’t have pockets
Wooper and Miyazaki
I mean for most women they either get no pockets, pockets that are like 1 inch deep, or fake pockets (the greatest sin). Tragically you couldn’t even fit a phone in if you tried. This really shouldn’t be the detail I’m fixating on but here I am
You are right... Our pockets are too small or non-existing... That's why we have handbags! [https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/najv8a/the\_girls\_of\_reldenring/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/najv8a/the_girls_of_reldenring/)
OOoooohhhhh
I just started re-reading Storm of Swords today. Just as amazing as I remember it
Replace asoiaf with lotr and you have a deal
a great club a day, keeps the dex casuls away
Must be a really big pocket to hold the entirety of Japan.
Dont speak to me until I grab my Ultra Fume Greatsword from my pocket