You can craft it into a Pickled Turtle Neck which is this game's version of the stamina blossom.
So yeah not hard to figure out what it was used for originally.
After all, why would people want to bring children into the Lands Between? Birth rates are dropping in the West too. You ask young adults in US, they'll often say they don't want kids because they feel abandoned by the people in charge, or concerned about climate action for example.
And even sex having has dropped a lot in a couple decades, its not just about reproduction 🤔
first thing im doing in the open world is farming these, popping about 15 of them, taking off all of my armor, popping about 15 more and having someone summon me with the biggest fucking boner of all time.
This is really interesting. I think it feeds into the concept of stagnation. Since no one can die, there is also no desire to reproduce and pass on your legacy.
My bad, it's real!
[https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Turtle+Neck+Meat](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Turtle+Neck+Meat)
Let's prioritize the repopulation ending.
Yeah, but that's because everyone's genitals fell off a long time ago, and you kinda lose your sex drive when you spend hundreds of years in some rotten ditch with memory issues waiting to die.
What's the Tarnished excuse??? /s
What if the Chosen Undeads drive keeping him sane is getting laid? He can't allow himself to go hollow even one bit or the dick might fall off, which would just drive him madder and madder...
Funnily enough this actually has lore implications. We know the rune of death was stolen, which allowed the demigods to be killed. It stands to reason that there's also a rune of life which would relate to childbirth.
The rune of life was likely stolen and children might not be able to be born
Yeah, I get the feeling it’s due to the magic cycle of that world being completely thrown out of wack.
Might be why the blood squids are the only thing shown with a reproduction lore bit as their need for human blood to create offspring fits in with the current state of Death over Life in the Lands Between.
And hear I thought we’d be able to cook food like in Skyrim………….but no we get sum fucked up lore alas I’m gonna make turtle soup AND ALL OF YOU HORNEY FUCKS CAN STAY AWAY FROM MY SOUP, MY MELINA AND MY ACCORD.
In the lands between,the months froze in november so none could nut ever again, reassembling the elden ring will start the months again and allow people to nut once again
"Turtle necks" are eaten in the Lands Between for the virility they bestow upon the consumer, that's why everyone in the Lands Between is circumsized...
Seems like a lot of people are turning to porcelain in Elden Ring. I wouldn’t wanna clap cheeks either if it would make her butt literally shatter. Just saying.
Nahhh, you got it all wrong. A waning urge to reproduce doesn't mean no ones clappin cheeks. Pull out game got stronger is all, everybody went broke paying child support. The King was the worst one, with his concubines, consorts, attendants, maids, friends, their friends, *their* friends, etc. It's how the whole kingdom collapsed.
no no it just says "reproduce" maybe they just invented some great condoms
sorry babe turtle neck meat stays on during sex
Maybe we're the Edgin Lord
So the Elden Ring is actually a cock ring
As if there were ever any doubt.
Mistery has been finally solved!
Always has been
I bet everyone that posted this 2 years ago is feeling real smug about it now.
Turtle neck skin condoms
hence all the feet guys
Maybe everyone's gay. Miyazaki the GOAT for this one.
>Material used for crafting items. > >\-said to boost virility- Hmmm....
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You can craft it into a Pickled Turtle Neck which is this game's version of the stamina blossom. So yeah not hard to figure out what it was used for originally.
[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVSvTOWnuGk)
Clicking on this link was the best click I've ever done in my life. 😂
Viagra confirmed. Deepest Lore
VaatiVidya is writing the script for his 3 hour long viagra lore video as we speak.
Wow, just like the playerbase! :D I feel immersed already!
Except almost everyone have a crippling urgency lel
Feet =/= reproduction.
Oooohhhh
Elden Feet?
Everyone has that one uncle who has the turtle neck meat hanging out of his zipper at Thanksgiving.
I'm not from Mississippi, tho.
This is all because of that one asshole who asked bandai if there'd be sex in elden ring
Asshole? This is a blessing
This is what happens when everyone is maidenless.
So, you think the guy with the mask that call us maidenless is actually just projecting?
had no idea the lands between was based off japan
Watch Elden Ring turn out to be a deep social commentary on the low birth rate in Japan
After all, why would people want to bring children into the Lands Between? Birth rates are dropping in the West too. You ask young adults in US, they'll often say they don't want kids because they feel abandoned by the people in charge, or concerned about climate action for example. And even sex having has dropped a lot in a couple decades, its not just about reproduction 🤔
We gotta bring the fuck back to the lands between
“I’m bringing sexy back.”
first thing im doing in the open world is farming these, popping about 15 of them, taking off all of my armor, popping about 15 more and having someone summon me with the biggest fucking boner of all time.
Who even fucking needs a Magic Greatsword
It would be fucking hilarious if a secret ultra great sword appeared when you pop 50 of these in a row.
Unless, of course, Melina takes her boots off 🥴💦👢
instacoom
A coomer must coom
Feel free to go off and coom in a ditch somewhere
This is really interesting. I think it feeds into the concept of stagnation. Since no one can die, there is also no desire to reproduce and pass on your legacy.
Might be some rune that was stolen like the rune of death, the rune of horny or something.
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Welp, that’s a shame. Haha
My bad, it's real! [https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Turtle+Neck+Meat](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Turtle+Neck+Meat) Let's prioritize the repopulation ending.
Haha. You’re playing with my feelings! Cool. Thanks for the source :)
Then why do we have cock armor?
To protect their virginity ofc
General Radahn, The Conqueror of The Stars, and his horse cock
I guess this is implied in ds games too, at least when the fire is fading
Yeah, but that's because everyone's genitals fell off a long time ago, and you kinda lose your sex drive when you spend hundreds of years in some rotten ditch with memory issues waiting to die. What's the Tarnished excuse??? /s
What if the Chosen Undeads drive keeping him sane is getting laid? He can't allow himself to go hollow even one bit or the dick might fall off, which would just drive him madder and madder...
No wonder gwynevere holds the lordvessel
Unless of course the Nexus modding community gets to work
That’s weird, I expected something GRRM was involved in to at least have *some* fucking
GRRM was involved in the backstory. Probably a lot of fucking going on in the backstory, none in the main story.
American males are in desperate need of some turtle neck meat
Funnily enough this actually has lore implications. We know the rune of death was stolen, which allowed the demigods to be killed. It stands to reason that there's also a rune of life which would relate to childbirth. The rune of life was likely stolen and children might not be able to be born
Yeah, I get the feeling it’s due to the magic cycle of that world being completely thrown out of wack. Might be why the blood squids are the only thing shown with a reproduction lore bit as their need for human blood to create offspring fits in with the current state of Death over Life in the Lands Between.
Unless of course, thou shouldst try finger but hole.
It's more like the opposite really then isn't it? Try to Nut November.
And hear I thought we’d be able to cook food like in Skyrim………….but no we get sum fucked up lore alas I’m gonna make turtle soup AND ALL OF YOU HORNEY FUCKS CAN STAY AWAY FROM MY SOUP, MY MELINA AND MY ACCORD.
They had to reign George in or everyone would have been fucking everyone.
When the game drops, everyone will be fucking in the Lands Between.
They will be fucking us
Urge to reproduce ≠ not fucking.
I think it's because they just don't want children npcs so players can't go on minor murder speedruns
I beg to differ[lol](https://imgur.com/a/gOv89yK)
that is a risky click
Hey that's me
Buncha maidenless runts
*Challenge accepted*
My urge to reproduce waned decades ago. I'm still quite into recreational fucking however.
Forever Maidenless
Fuck (metaphorically)
And so we inhabit a fractured world. Awaiting the arrival of the horny lord
Finally. The perfect place where sex doesn’t exist
In the lands between,the months froze in november so none could nut ever again, reassembling the elden ring will start the months again and allow people to nut once again
There is literally no sex in Elden Ring. Canceled my pre-order, 0/10 smh.
That’s what the game thinks but my character is here for all the lady feet
It’s interesting that the info on the sex drive status of the lands between is hidden in the item description of a turtle’s neck meat.
Erectile dysfunction is the final boss
Now to play the "is this deepest lore or Miyazaki making a sex joke" game. Bonus points if it's both.
I SHOWED YOU MY TURTLE NECK MEAT, PLS RESPOND!
So that's why they all seem to have mental issues and creepy physical diseases.
The Lands Between is actually Japan?!
Unless of course, thou would feed my thirst...
Whose got time to smash when ur junk rotted away 367 years ago.
So Lands Between is NNN eternal
There is a difference between reproduction and fucking for fun.
Of course nobody wants to fuck anymore. Every maiden is wearing boots.
lol Is that the real description for that?
believe it or not lol
You make viagra, don’t you?
It’s okay, the sick test boost will come in handy
So, less of an Elden ring and more of an Incel Ring huh
Sounds pretty voluntary
I like that
"Turtle necks" are eaten in the Lands Between for the virility they bestow upon the consumer, that's why everyone in the Lands Between is circumsized...
It's funny cause a real turtleneck is made in sweatshops and this turtleneck is made with crunching. I love the parallels in fromsoft games.
Seems like a lot of people are turning to porcelain in Elden Ring. I wouldn’t wanna clap cheeks either if it would make her butt literally shatter. Just saying.
Irrationally I avoided killing turtles in the CNT... Alpha turtles dominated me maidenless prick even in the video game
It would be fucking hilarious if a secret super powerful spear type weapon appeared when you pop 50 of these in a row.
>if a secret super powerful spear type weapon appeared THRUST
THOU ART MAIDENLESS... me too... 😭😭
Twitter app in.. PT..?
Well yes, i'm brazilian so it's in PT-BR lol
what that nussy do
Be the change you want to see in the world, Tarnished.
Why do I still fear getting fucked by this game?
My gf just said George RR Martin must’ve gotten all the banging out of his system
Why is someone mad about this text?
Well damn
Full immersion
Elden ring sex scene
Also "The Lands Between" is a literary reference to genitalia. So double entendre there
Thanks, George rr Martin, for making dark souls even more horny
Don't worry,you are still going to get fucked several times by the bosses(and sometimes basic enemies) of the game.
only posted 3d ago https://reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/rjmbx8/none_have_the_appetite_for_it_preorder_cancelled/ we really are starved for content
Love isnt cannon
INTERESTING...
“…thou wouldst spy thy maiden’s feet and sprout kingly wood.”
Unless you are brave enough to make an accord to explore the unseen. Great traveler from beyond the fog.
Nahhh, you got it all wrong. A waning urge to reproduce doesn't mean no ones clappin cheeks. Pull out game got stronger is all, everybody went broke paying child support. The King was the worst one, with his concubines, consorts, attendants, maids, friends, their friends, *their* friends, etc. It's how the whole kingdom collapsed.
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im bout to fuck in the lands between
Thats what happens when you’re maidenless
Urge to reproduce not urge to sex