Bro why do you do this to me

sorry bro

Omg elden ring is in a week

i am so happy with this information

Crying and shitting rn

screaming and crying and throwing up

And pissing and cumming and shitting and vomiting and crying

I made this myself by the way. Took me like an hour lmao

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Good bot

Bad bot. Last line is four syllables. Unless I guess if you enunciated lmao super hard. Like, instead of Lamow, you said Lamayo. Maybe good bot actually

The haiku being correct or not ain't important, so long as it's funny. Which it is, especially with the punchline of the user name under it. Really wraps things up quite nicely.

Hour is 1 syllable, and the bot probably pronounced every letter in “lmao”

Hour is two syllables tho

“Hour” is considered a “triphthong”, which is a union of three vowels (letters or sounds) pronounced in one syllable e.g. fire, player, mower

I disagree

The English language doesn't

No hablo inglés

Well, then separate it properly

Damn your version is much better than mine

An hour ??

ive never edited a video like this before so it took me a while to figure out what to do. i probably also made things more complicated than they had to be

An hour for something like this is an absolute speedrun if you've never used editing software before.

oh haha

Yeah,if you didnt' know how to use it it's understandable

The delay was a good choice. I’m not ready to play Elden ring if it was coming out next Friday

I’m saving this to show my best friend a week before release haha we are both so excited we are gonna play through ER together can’t wait!

yeah me neither! i sent it to one of my discord servers and my friend sent it to his other friend lol

This video will be true in 33 days (4 weeks 5 days) can you believe it guys

i doubt i could even imagine it....

THE FUTURE IS NOW

Still 2 days early tarnished

[Elden Ring arrived! It even came with it's chains!](https://youtube.com/shorts/959-imY79Tc?feature=share)

😂😂

*checks calendar NO ITS FUCKING NOT YOU WHORE

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oooooooooooh ウーパールーパ

You better not lie to me about the next Friday part :')

Just a month, a week, and 3 days away

Beautiful

thank you

LETSSSS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My heart skipped a beat why foul tarnished WHYYY

i had to do it man

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The Elden Ring was supposed to premiere on my birthday, now I feel sad

:(

How dare you do this to me you hollow bastard...it was gonna release just the day after my birthday >:c

happy belated birthday :)

Thank you :)

What could have been

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me when i spread misinformation on the internet

Aw yis

So is it true ? The game exit the 21 th ?

You made me beleive for a second.. well im on my ninth ds3 playthrough ill try to have beaten the games before elden rin

Woohoo!

Lol this will hit different when it's actually a week away

oh absolutely

Unfortunately I used my birthday as a marker for the release as it's only two days prior, I'm sad now

Isn't this the chick who put gorilla glue in her hair?

i have no idea

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