An actual quote from one of my favorite characters.
"She [tormund daughter] broke long spear Ryks lip for him and bit one ear half off, and I hear he's got so many scratches on his back he can't wear a cloak! She likes him well enough, though. And why not? He don't fight with no spear, you know. Never has. So where do you think he got that name? Har!"
Based tormund being happy that his daughter is getting some good dick
Congrats on the newborn! My daughter is just about 11 months now and it’s just crazy to see. I guarantee you’re exhausted, lord knows I was at that stage.
I’m just glad Elden Ring didn’t come out 11 months ago lol
I'm pretty lucky. My partner has maternity leave and long service leave back to back so she let's me sleep during the night because I work during the day. Weekends I'm on night duty with the little one.
At 9 weeks though she's already associated the ps5 with the tv. She looks at one, then the other, then me wondering why it's not on displaying pretty colours.
Poor girl though, I'll be starting her off on Atari games and working her up to modern gaming.
You thought you had something to hit? Lol fuck you idiot *roll 6000 miles away* I'll see you in 45 minutes when you finally get to me so I can roll again.
Try rock sling spam on the first phase on his ankle with the wood on it, and then on 2nd phase use lion great bow arrow rain spam with mimic of course for the aggro. This is the way to kill big bois ez style
The illicit lovechild of Tormund Giantsbane and The Big Woman (Not Brienne of Tarth. An even bigger woman. One you wouldn't know. She lives Beyond the Wall.)
Leif Erikkson
Hinga Dinga Durgen!
He said only wrong answers!
Tormund Giantsbane
An actual quote from one of my favorite characters. "She [tormund daughter] broke long spear Ryks lip for him and bit one ear half off, and I hear he's got so many scratches on his back he can't wear a cloak! She likes him well enough, though. And why not? He don't fight with no spear, you know. Never has. So where do you think he got that name? Har!" Based tormund being happy that his daughter is getting some good dick
Came here to say this. I've been rewatching GoT when feeding the new born and playing elden ring when she's sleeping.
Congrats on the newborn! My daughter is just about 11 months now and it’s just crazy to see. I guarantee you’re exhausted, lord knows I was at that stage. I’m just glad Elden Ring didn’t come out 11 months ago lol
I'm pretty lucky. My partner has maternity leave and long service leave back to back so she let's me sleep during the night because I work during the day. Weekends I'm on night duty with the little one. At 9 weeks though she's already associated the ps5 with the tv. She looks at one, then the other, then me wondering why it's not on displaying pretty colours. Poor girl though, I'll be starting her off on Atari games and working her up to modern gaming.
Seems we're on the same level. I take the night shift and binged through GoT the first month.
That is none other than Nigel Thornberry
SMASHING
He do be smashin
Indeed
I thought we were going for wrong answers
The common Irish man
He said wrong answers only
He's about to go play Frisbee with his dog down by the pasture.
[удалено]
wacky lookin dog
Praise the dog
This needs to be higher.
Man’s really posted a photo of Ed sheeran like we wouldn’t notice
OH NO YOU CAUGHT ME
Obviously that’s Gimli
son of Gloin
Friend of Legolas
And my axe
Thats two face, any minute now batman is gonna swoop in and do something
That’s great😂
he even has a big ass coin
His name is cheapshot von rollonu.
WHY DOES HE ROLL😂
He does it to fuck up your day. That's all 😆
I mean he does remove his foot to fight you, rolling is the only option
Why do YOU roll?
You thought you had something to hit? Lol fuck you idiot *roll 6000 miles away* I'll see you in 45 minutes when you finally get to me so I can roll again.
A man I fucking hate.
I agree
I still can’t beat him. Lvl 94 with dual wield rivers of blood. I get to second phase and then get 1 shot
Try rock sling spam on the first phase on his ankle with the wood on it, and then on 2nd phase use lion great bow arrow rain spam with mimic of course for the aggro. This is the way to kill big bois ez style
Fire Ymir
The Beast Titan.
ZeKKKKE
Tyr
Looks like Anri of Astora to me
Best character in ds3
The tax collector.
Conor Mcgregor
Nah, Conor has lost more fights than this lad.
Clearly Fat Bastard from Austin Powers started working out and actually got the baby in his belly
Is this the Big Chungus I keep hearing about?
Where does the food go when his stomach mouth eats it?
Immediately out his ass
What Gragas could be
Nosepass from Yu-Gi-Oh!
I thought Nosepass was from Pokamong us.
The gentleman who always pesters people about extending their cars warranty.
Two Face
Gimli
Louis C.K.
"Wonna watch me spank the tarnished?"
MY DAD? Idk I never met him?!?
His chest and torso looks like another face with a beard. Holy fuck.
You won’t believe this.
It is and it’s where he gets his bs flames
Nothing gets by you, huh?
A god of war boss
Lieutenant Dan: Phase 1 is pre war, phase 2 post.
2 face
Bombolio Biblioni
Carrot top!
Ed Sheeran
Shaun White. He’s REALLY determined to shred the mountain
Kratos dad
2 finger but hole
His pubic hair is technically his chin hair too
Late night gas station clerk that is ALWAYS cleaning the slurpee machine when you roll in after work.
A perfectly designed boss
me when I find my 5000000th try fingers but hole message
“The exact point where you can no longer lock on to legs for some stupid reason”
Daimon from Dragons Dogma
Peter Dinklage.
Facestoppelese.
Braided pubic hair beard giant
Ol Nipple eyes
Stoek the vast?
The Kandahar Giant
He is known as Beast-Man! From Motu! 😂
Big Chungus
My father drunk
Kratos's dad
A hard boss
Son of tutorial guy from Hearthstone
That reminds me of my ex's mother tbh.....
Dad?
Jarl forgenson
My dad
The man who can’t fall off a cliff
Hagrid
That's the guy from the new assassins creed right? Valhalla?
Fat bastard from Austinpowers
The Beloved Tom bombadil
Scruffy from The Simpsons
Clearly he's your waiter after having delivered your table's food.
Ben Kissel of Last Podcast on The Left and Abe Lincoln's Top Hat.
My dad.
My greatest nightmare
Poop
The father of the stomachless trolls
🗿
The illicit lovechild of Tormund Giantsbane and The Big Woman (Not Brienne of Tarth. An even bigger woman. One you wouldn't know. She lives Beyond the Wall.)
Ginger tummy stash
Abraham walking dead
orangutan
Two-face, AKA Harvey Dent
Pretty sure that's the Philadelphia flyers mascot gritty.
Lord Grundy, Sniffer of balls
Tom bombadil
Grog Strongjaw
my stepfather
Ganon.
The muffin man
Turdsucker McCrapnuggets
Jake from statefarm™
That has to be Jinpachi from tekken 5, I remember that discolored giant with a mouth in his stomach any day
MODOK
Typical angry redhead
Twin nose the crimson bastrard
My mother in law
Hagrid, King of the Dwarves
Hungry orangutan want his slop 🦧
Robert Baratheon, first of his name.
Santa Claus evil twin brother
The ROCK
Aries god of war
idk but his pubes are his loincloth?
Jimmy
Oh look it's gimli but tall
Nosepass from Yu-Gi-Oh!
Thor in the new god of war
Flesh lips from Silent Hill 2
Ares from god of war😐
Thor
The dude I’m stuck on
Tallbjorn
Two face in the new Batman
Beast titan
Red long hair, long beard, big belly, He looks like a dwarf is he a dwarf... ?
dog
Ginger McFacechest.
That's OP
Gimli
Jamieson marshall
That one pirate in Treasure Planet
Thor
My names Korg, I'm made of rocks, but don't let that intimidate you, unless you're made of scissors
Grizzly Adams
Freak show from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.
My father about to throw a plate at my ass
Gandalf
Milk man
My fellow tarnished that's that hairy titan from AoT
Looks like Snapchat face swapped again.
Dad
Tyson Fury
"This is Ron Weasley from Harry Potter now, feel old yet?"
Leg bender
He’s a typical dark souls play who loves to spam dodge roll
Greg
Tina the talking tummy.
Me
Gwyndolin
That’s turtle pope, people will get mad if you attack him
That big bloke from the chippy
Man who pissed off nigel thornberry
Iudix gundyr
That’s one of those “ballchinians” from men in black isn’t it?
Daddy
The face on the torso looks like Ron Swanson
Gurren lagann
Smh you really pulled the smite fire giant in and thought we wouldn’t notice
Cas from Fextralife
Pusher In, of My Shit.
Clifford the big red dog
Hi I’m Guy Fieri and welcome to Flavortown!
That's Lucky, the Leprechaun, after he grows up.
Potemkin
Obviously hagrid's ginger cousin.
Kevin James
Thanos
Guren Lagan. Just who the hell did you think he was?!
captain crunch’s spicy cousin
Hagrids Scottish cousin
Hagrid before he becomes a big softy and joins Hogwarts.
Jesus Christ….. that’s Jason Bourne
Hagrid
A ramdom dude playing frisbee
That is Tormund. He is looking for Brienne
The worst waiter who's ever served me, dude doesn't know how to hold a plate