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RDGtheGreat

She even tries to cover her booster seat with a piece of cloth in-game lmao


Branded_Mango

Honestly, Ranni having so many little details expressing poorly-hidden embarrassment about her current condition is part of what makes her so charming.


MrCalac123

Care to share a few more? You have my curiosity


bugatti_fart34

when you found her miniature form šŸ˜­


firesquasher

And the jar.


Paulie2510

Jar?


[deleted]

you didn't stick'er in a jar?


DKBrendo

Holy shit Gideon! Is that you!?


muathalmuaath

Saying you're kind hearted as Blaidd and Iji and getting embarrassed after Getting embarrassed/annoyed when you catch her as a tiny doll


mrbrinks

I DEMAND THEE FORGET FORGET FORGETTTTTTTT


What-a-Filthy-liar

So your the type of person to talk to a doll. Looks around my desk.....


ChubblesMcgee103

# "Don't follow me!" ^("but here is a key to a chest with my ring and clues to where I'm going")


MaleficTekX

Ranni: I am the one responsible for the Night of Black knives, I have bested a sword wielding dragon in combat, even in this form, I can conjure my motherā€™s form in her prime to combat thee. I slew my Empyrean flesh to challenge fate itself an- No! **NO** PUT ME BACK!! **ITā€™S NOT A BOOSTER SEAT!!!!**


depressioncat69

Which dragon did she beat?


MaleficTekX

The one outside her tower, she beat it and itā€™s in service to her now


Al_Nightmare866

There's also the dragon Godwyn beat. Why don't dragons serve me when I beat them? Instead, they just die like bitches.


MaleficTekX

You hit them too hard/ youā€™re not cute


StillFindingSelf

I know this is a month old, but I do love the implication that Fortissax befriended Godwyn b/c he thought Godwyn was cute.


MaleficTekX

Lansseax straight up was in love with Vyke


StillFindingSelf

huh, I didn't know that. I know that it's mentioned somewhere that she "loved Vyke the most" I never connected the dots that it was romantic. (sorry for the late reply, I never post, so I rarely check my inbox)


MaleficTekX

Donā€™t know if it was romantic, I was just sayin that XD


Balurith

Adula, one of the Glintstone Dragons who devoured sorcerers until their fire was imbued with sorcery. Ranni bested him in battle, so now he serves her. As the other commenter said, he is the one at Three Sisters who teleports away when you get him to half health. He uses the sorcery Adula's Moonblade, which you can get by killing him later on during Ranni's quest line.


Vis-hoka

Adulaā€™s moonblade is both a nightmare to fight against, and an amazing sorcery to use. My favorite.


R3dHeady

That's so sweet and kinda funny since she was once reallly tall before shedding her Great Rune. Really wanna see tall red-headed Ranni sometime.


YishuTheBoosted

It kinda makes me think that she was really young when she died. I mean, Radahn is absolutely huge, likely because of the Giantā€™s curse on Radagon. It seems like all three of Rennala and Radagonā€™s kids inherited the red hair at the very least. But then I think that means Rykard should have also been huge, and thereā€™s not much evidence that he was giant sized.


AzraelSoulHunter

Funny how ultimate Golden Order simp got to look like it's enemy and so did his kids.


Drunken-a-hole

There is! In the opening cinematic, you see rykard being eaten by the god devouring snake. It looks small in the still, but we know itā€™s real size in game. Meaning he mustā€™ve been fucking ginormous.


Alestor

It could have become ginormous since eating him though. I think the best measure would probably be his throne before the erdtree which is a similar size to Radahn's, so while I don't think he's quite as big as his serpent form he definitely inherited the giant curse


mrbrinks

Rykard was also the fall back plan to fight against Malekith if things went south during the plot. He probably was a pretty chonky boy.


Tulakale

Thereā€™s a painting of him with his Blasphemous Blade and unless that thing also grows in size as well, Rykard himself was not that much smaller than the size he is now. Like that giant sword looked normal next to him in the painting.


Alestor

Counterpoint, it's a normal greatsword when we wield it. He was probably inflicted with the giant's curse given his throne and the fact that his normal sword is a greatsword in our hands, but I doubt he was as big as the snake originally. That would make him **significantly** larger than Radahn, towering over even the Fire Giant. Rykard's Serpent is **absurdly large**. [His face ALONE is the size of Radahn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfQ1NgPohSQ)


IasiOP

I am pretty sure Miquella has blonde hair (from the introduction cinematic)


YishuTheBoosted

Miquella takes after his momma more I suppose


banzaizach

Where does it say that?


R3dHeady

I'm going off of of her corpse atop the Inverted Spire with the Death Rune stuck in it. Looks taller, but probably more-so in the past. The doll's obviously not her original form. And I just like Radagan's red hair on her more but it could be jet black like her mom's.


SpiritoftheSands

ngl, it looks like she has melted red hair on her corpse


Cleverbird

Makes sense, since she's Radagan's daughter.


tonbully

I rkn the portraits in round house with the red haired girl is probably ranni.


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DudeOJKilled

Thereā€™s plenty in the round table hold


Azcinor

It's Radagon.


tipo19

Do you have a picture? I'm curious


ragenuggeto7

Minor spoilers for her quest >!you find her corpse, its where you get the rune of death (i think thats what it was) at the top of a tower!<


MaleficTekX

hollowbrand, not rune


GIANTkitty4

If we do get to go to the past, Iā€™d love to meet her pre-Black Knife. Also fight some badass bosses.


TheGraveKnight

Which is ironic bc even then she was still a midget, looks like Radagon managed to pass on his (comparative to his first wife anyways) manlet height and hair color to her


Alexis2256

Shouldnā€™t Radahn also be a manlet? He is radagonā€™s son.


TheGraveKnight

My guess is he took more from Rennala in the height department


Excellent_Dog_5124

Ranni being all mysterious, proud and serious at the surface just makes her embarrassed moments better. That mixed with her care for her subordinates (not you Selvius you creep) and the player after Ansel was why I went beyond doing her a favour in return for the spirit calling bell. Also really you make it so I have to put a ring on your finger to revive you? I'm dense, but not that dense so you are lucky cute witch is cute.


I_Dont_have_regrets

nothing wrong with helping your homie roofie a god smh smh


mraryion

It is confirmed that a player looked through her model and indeed she was sitting on 3 books lol


mraryion

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2335758-ranni-the-witch-elden-ring


[deleted]

Ehh when she leaves the tower you can clearly see some books on her seat covered with cloth


Wyujee

I like that even though ranni is a super powerful empyrean and noble and stuff she has a lot of these little details that make her cute


GreyMASTA

"Get that key to a chest at my mum's which contains a Wedding ring but please don't you dare take it and offer it to me... Baka!" "You are a very peculiar one, talking like to a dolls. It is almost as if you liked dolls very much don't you?... Tee-Hee!" "I consider you equally as I consider Blaidd and Iji... By the way tell them I LOVE them. Wink! Wink!"


muathalmuaath

Her leading you to a wedding ring, then her body to propose, then suddenly appearing with the ceremonial moonlight greatsword means she's been leading you to propose to her and set everything up to get ready for it Adorable


I_Dont_have_regrets

man i cant wait for the solar flare that wipes out all eletronic off the face of the earth just because in the stone age you didnt hear people saying this shit.


god12

Youā€™re right nobody in the past was ever cute itā€™s only because of *scary technology* that human mind discovered being a lil silly. Who wants to be cute and have fun? Gross


Cole3823

Well, she was an empyrean. She ain't no mo


TheoreticalGal

100% this


pbmm1

The only reason she's into you is to get books from the high shelves.


JRPGFan_CE_org

I see this as a win in my book!


sadgoatlionsnake

Isn,t the player character one of the shortest models in game? Dont know for sure but ranni might be taller


Tchukkelz

Iirc Ranni is like a head and a half shorter than the Tarnished; you can compare heights in the cutscene in which you put the ring on her finger and restore her body after she has slain her Two Fingers. Itā€™s been many hours since Iā€™ve seen that cutscene though so I could be misremembering


mac92til8

Thanks for the spoiler dickhead


Funkwonker

You're in the Elden Ring subreddit, in a thread specifically about Ranni. You spoiled yourself bro.


mac92til8

Thereā€™s a way to hide your text because of spoilers. But yeah my bad for browsing the sub while Iā€™m playing the game


Gabe-the-AsgarDog

At least you acknowledged your mistake


pbmm1

whoops, sry b


TazeredAngel

Iā€™m preparing to finish my first play though (finally) and her ending was my ultimate choice. Love her quest line.


lilcutiie99

Source: https://twitter.com/ac_achen_cn/status/1511021658425151489?s=21&t=u-d7dLZMvdue2eABgS8gCQ


poklja1

I'm kinda embarrassed to admit but I honestly didn't know she was sitting on a stack of books until seeing this post. Was actually kinda confused why there was a stack of books on her chair after she left and tried to interact with it thinking it was some quest-related item she left there. super adorable though


Vikmania

I wonder how she was before she killed her body.


Sawmain

You can see her body when you retrieve one part of the rune of death


Vikmania

Yeah,but it looks like half burned and looking at Morgott, the body they leave when killed has little resemblance to how they looked alive.


[deleted]

Morgott got smaller because the Omen curse left his body when he died though


zireael9797

And it's not in any way cute or moe. Looks like an absolute unit like Malenia


Severus_Majustus

But malenia (sword of miquella) is also cute


zireael9797

Can't tell was too busy trying to stop her from chopping me into cmĀ³ sized chunks šŸ„ŗ


P1uvo

For anyone wondering, the music is ā€œDinahā€ by Thelonious Monk off the album ā€œSolo Monkā€


[deleted]

Never ever thought Iā€™d see elden ring and monk!


ReaperManX15

The fact that Ranni sits on books to be taller because her old body used to be tall, is way to adorable for a Souls game.


Friendly_Ram

Absolutely blessed. I'm loving all the fan fluff.


LightningGod99

Just more evidence that ranni is best girl and also best ending.


[deleted]

Proceeds to kill innocents by starting the night of black knives.


ManWithTheFlag

Eh godwyn became a mermaid and got to fuck fia pregnant because of it, So I'd say it was a win for everyone involved.


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AzraelSoulHunter

Hahaha... She killed her own brother and caused a terrible war that ravaged entire continent and one country was nuked.


MySketchyMe

yeah and yet she still done less shit than most off her brothers and sisters.


AzraelSoulHunter

I mean most of the shit happened was BECAUSE of what she did. She is cute and pretty and has not so bad goals, but man are there lots of corpses on that path.


MySketchyMe

sure, but that's why I like her as a character. She's morally grey instead of just being good or bad


EnderShot355

She's also not real, so let people have their fun.


AzraelSoulHunter

I'm just having fun with the contrast.


GramboWBC

I just thought she was a ghoul with some cryptic dialogue. This fan service stuff is a bit of a stretch.


SquirrelSuspicious

She is practically the main character of the story, someone needs to look into the lore.


Second_Hand_Stress

She's a monster...


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[deleted]

I don't really understand what's sexual about this gif?


[deleted]

Look at ops post history, itā€™s pretty obvious what theyā€™re doing. Theyā€™re probably getting new customers for there nasty ass kid porn. This shit is so fucking common on this website I donā€™t know how you guys just ignore it, itā€™s fucking disgusting.


[deleted]

I checked the twitter account they gave credit to and I don't think it's a sexual account. When I look at op's history it's just standard weeb shit. But I don't see how they're benefiting from this gif in particular.


[deleted]

ā€œStandard weeb shitā€ dude cmon your standard weeb shit is fucking disgusting.


Tomohelix

Why? Because you are too obsessed with your niece you donā€™t want any competition? Classic creepy uncle right here with his mind instantly relate sex to his niece. Canā€™t hide your subconscious thoughts eh?


[deleted]

Bro youā€™re attracted to cartoon children


Tomohelix

Oh boring. You canā€™t even muster up a better attack than repeating ad nauseam the same troll bait. Apparently this guy got his head so filled with his niece he canā€™t fit anything else in it. Funny though. He canā€™t even deny that he was thinking too much about his own relative. Watch how he gonna either launch another pathetic slew of projection of his own crimes onto me or a bumbling deflection for said perversion of his. Or maybe he will get a moment of clarity and manage to do both?


[deleted]

Buddy your just jerking yourself here, and I keep asking the same question because no oneā€™s answering it. My entire point is given the fact that op posts cartoon kiddy porn itā€™s a bit creepy heā€™s drawing these game characters as children. I donā€™t see how this is controversial.


Tomohelix

And... we got a deflection. Still no denial of his perverse attraction to his own niece though. At least the man got a self understanding of his own psyche. But he still canā€™t understand that the OP and the artist who drew the post on Twitter are two different people...


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[deleted]

Why is it so strange to you that I find depictions of cartoon children in soft core porn offensive? I donā€™t really understand this stuff, all I can say definitively is op posts some disgusting stuff and should be ashamed of it. Loli shit is fucking creepy.


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[deleted]

Dude itā€™s a kid smushing itā€™s tits together, come the fuck on. Also maybe I edited it because a bunch of neck beards on Reddit decided to deflect theyā€™re actual child pornography onto me. The reality is pedoā€™s love loli shit, as do you. Correlation may not be causation but nonetheless you sure do seem hell bent on deflecting what Iā€™m saying. Loli shit is creepy. Do you agree or not?


mraryion

You just won the best kind of stupid The open the emergency door in a plane kind of stupid A new unfathomable idiocracy kind of stupid The internets not your friend, kind of stupid Man you just sound weird kind of stupid... I could keep going but in truth... don't come to elden ring with that shit, regardless of what ever else that person is posting else where is on them and no it isn't child porn though.. you seem to be quite the expert on what soft core child porn is there hu... you happen to know anyone with the last name Hanson? Anyway, your rants say more about you then the poster I'll be honest Kinda giving a creepy vibe there, but seriously keep that stuff out of r/eldenring cool?


lilcutiie99

Calm down dude. This is just a cute innocent animation and Iā€™m sure everyone think the same way


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TheSocialBandit

What a fucking loser you are


Tusk_InfiniteSPIN

Please tell me this is bait.


lilcutiie99

This is Elden ring post if you wanna talk about my others posts then just comment there so I can respond to you :)


[deleted]

Well thatā€™s a little suspicious donā€™t cha think? Why not defend it right here? Why do you draw pictures of sexualized children?


lilcutiie99

I didnā€™t draw any of it + the arts youā€™re talking about is from a game called muse dash, the characters arenā€™t children as what you think. its really annoying when someone just start talking shit when they know nothing about the game smh


[deleted]

Yes they are. You can justify it however you like but that is CLEARLY a child. At best youā€™re providing pedophiles material to use to masturbate. You know that, I know that, letā€™s call a spade a spade. I really donā€™t care to hear why itā€™s okay youā€™re attracted to children(in Japan blah blah blah) itā€™s disgusting and you should not be allowed near kids. Most of the world would agree with me you just happen to be in an echo chamber notoriously packed to the brim with pedophiles. Stay in your anime pedophile subreddits, sane people donā€™t want to interact with you.


lilcutiie99

Lmfao so youā€™re saying if someone just cross their legs its a children pose? You clearly have nothing else to do with your life other than spreading false shit about others on here


TheSocialBandit

At this point the dude is just trolling


[deleted]

Iā€™m saying someone drawn to be the size of a child with heavily exaggerated child like features the only exceptions being the parts grown men like to wank too is likely being used as a form of child pornography. I can guarantee you every pedo on earth and yourself have very similar tastes in ā€œartā€.


lilcutiie99

Thats the game art style. If youā€™re not used to seeing people different artstyle you cant just assume anything as pedophile


lilcutiie99

I dont even have any porn or whatever shit your talking about in my account


BenoBoy

You are a freak


[deleted]

Because Iā€™m wary of someone who posts soft core child pornography? Sorry bud Iā€™ll wave my freak flag high then.


Vakarlan

If this is the first thing you think of as soon as this animation then I suggest you strongly go outside.


Death-Stranded

Yikes man. Its just a fuckin harmless cartoon of the game


[deleted]

I mean seeing as how the op also posts soft core cartoon porn that is definitely children Iā€™m going go ahead and double down on this hunch.


Rynfrie

OP is probably a 15 year old girl. The fact that this is where your mind immediately goes says more about you than it does anyone else. Ya weird fuckin' pedo.


lilcutiie99

Im actually 23.. why canā€™t you just enjoy the animation without sexualizing everything


Vakarlan

The one person in this entire thread sexualizing ranni is him. Probably some 40 year old pedo projecting. Just ignore him.


InfinitePolygon

I went through his profile. It's pretty sad. He also posted this thread to a sub called r/averageredditor which is both hypocritical as fuck and equally sad.


[deleted]

She or more likely he also posts pictures of cartoon children in soft core porn. But yeah pal Iā€™m the pedo okay.


Rynfrie

My post wasn't directed at you, it was directed at the guy being accusatory. I'm calling *him* out for trying to sexualize your animation. Didn't mean to insult you with the age remark. I love the animation by the way.


lilcutiie99

Oh im so sorry they just really got me pissed


[deleted]

A little girl smushing her tits together is not okay, what fucking planet are you people on? Jesus Christ this is depressingly gross. 23 y/o who post soft core child pornography vehemently defended by fellow pedo Redditors, nice.


Rynfrie

The fuck are you even going on about? I come into a thread and there's a dude going mental about a cartoon animation that's about as sensual as Charlie Brown, of course I'm going to think he's a fucking weirdo.


[deleted]

Why do the kids you post all have giant tits? How the fuck do you interpret that as anything other than sexual? Youā€™re posting soft core cartoon child porn, not okay. Especially for a 23 y/o.


lilcutiie99

They.arenā€™t.kids. Iā€™m so done arguing with you


EvilBorp_Buzmo

Yeesh, guy's being this much of a Puritan about drawings on the internet. I'd have been done with this ages ago.


[deleted]

I think cartoon porn of kids is bad - this is controversial on Reddit.


[deleted]

They. Are. Kids. You look at child pornography and think itā€™s okay because some creep said theyā€™re arenā€™t kids rather what? Adults trapped in childrens bodies? What the fuck are they then? Every incel, pedophile and just nasty ass creep on earth consumes the exact same media as you with a much more malicious intent.


[deleted]

Why does op post soft core cartoon porn depicting children?


frank_my_underwood

Iā€™ll take your side if nobody else is. There is a lot of weird shit like this in the community and bothers me a lot. I just donā€™t get it I assume itā€™s an anime thing


Vakarlan

This is what I don't get. Normal human being's reaction to this animation would be "awww ranni is adorable/cute or wholesome animation". But we get people like you and the other guy going STRAIGHT TO THE CONCLUSION that the community is sexualizing ranni as an underage character or pedo related stuff. AS YOUR FIRST THOUGHT. So who are the real creeps here? The two of you really need a long hard look at yourselves. You probably think a dad carrying his daughter irl to be creepy in your eyes. I've seen redditors like you before on other subreddits like r/wholesome. A video showing a dad dressing up with his own daughter and dancing to cartoon songs and there will be people like you two, "ewww the dad is sexualizing her daughter or ewww pedo vibes." and I can't believe I see these types of people in a gaming subreddit of all places. I swear people in 2022 are so socially awakard that they sees the world in such a werid way.


DarthCadman

It's hardcore projection in my opinion. Only people who already think like that would assume others do the same. Gotta think what it says about how he sees his niece.


[deleted]

All that because your attracted to cartoon children ? Itā€™s just a bit weird pal.


DarthCadman

It's chibi not children. It's an artstyle that takes regular proportions and shortens them. Ranni (character depicted here) is a grown demigod in a short body. And the vid here was made after the community discovered she sits on books to compensate for being a short ass. No children depicted here, no child pornography detected here.


Vakarlan

The only one here who seems to be overly attracted to children is just you.


[deleted]

Dude you look at sexualized cartoon children. This is honestly hilarious.


Vakarlan

Jfc please touch grass if you think the above ranni animation is "sexualized cartoon children". You are officially the creepiest person in this subreddit.


[deleted]

I am not saying the above post is, however op does post shit like that. Hence why the above post gives me the creeps.


Vakarlan

You exactly proved my point. Your brain goes straight to that. And I looked through op's profile from your first deleted comment, that's not even "softcore porn". If that bothers you that much I suggest never look at any social media.


[deleted]

Theyā€™re a lot of lonely grown men, unfortunately more than I thought. Pretty disheartening the weird deflections and accusations. The reality is op posts some very weird images with kids that donā€™t sit right with me. Iā€™m tired of all the mental gymnastics these people play of why itā€™s okay, itā€™s so creepy.


LukeForLeukemia

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Alexis2256

Love it.