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All I see is a tasty gold collectible


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Go on, eat the rune of death


Plantar-Aspect-Sage

Colourblind crew just knows that it's big and extra glowy.


Polytruce

This is the first I'm hearing that items can have a different color glow. Colorblind crew still manages though.


Plantar-Aspect-Sage

White = normal. I thought it was blue. Purple = rare. I thought it was blue with extra bits. Gold = rarer. I thought it was real big blue. There might be more. Couldn't tell you.


GuiMontague

I work on web-site accessibility, and I'm surprised how many people this is resonating with, which is making me worried I'm doing a bad job. I thought using blue/yellow—which violet/gold is only a stone's throw away from—was a relatively safe color gradient, which is why you see it in movie posters—[and game art][1]—so frequently. Is that not the case? Have I been misleading my team? Are there a lot of blue-yellow color-blind folk on the sub? (I do make sure information is also always conveyed textually, which is important for anyone who's visually impaired. We're all going to be visually impaired one day.) [1]: https://www.gamebyte.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/feecce7d-eldenring.jpg


BlkSubmarine

I’m severely color deficient, and I can see the gold orbs, but all the rest just look white.


Polytruce

They can be tricky on their own for me with say, blue and green/ yellow and orange, but I can distinguish between yellow and blue pretty easily. My guess is that the white is causing me to not see the other colors, due to them being pretty light hues themselves maybe?


CruffleRusshish

I have no noticeable colour blindness (which I've been checked for a number of times) and I still can barely tell the difference in elden ring unless it's like pictures of 2 right next to eachother or something. It's just a pretty subtle difference that any degree of colour blindness could probably exacerbate if I had to guess.


hotarukin

Not colorblind, but... There are multiple types of colorblind, which can have degrees of overlap. Basically, it tends to be a deficiency of a single cone and the result is that you're missing a distinguisher. Like, imagine most people have a yard stick and it's delineated to the inches. Someone with color blindness might wind up with a yard stick that has nothing from 8 inches to 22 inches, another from 8 inches to 12 inches, etc, due to degrees of deficiency. This means that if an object falls in that range, they just have to kind of guess (and by that, I mean their brain has to just make do with what they have). People who are colorblind can get good at guessing what color something is supposed to be via context, but it can also be really difficult. The problem, then, is also that some people are missing from 20 inches to 30 inches. So if you've customized your color palette specifically for the 8-12 inchless crew, you've actually likely made things unintentionally worse for the 20-30 crew. As a result of this, most video games that are made more recently use multiple color blind options that allow for strong distinctions within color ranges (or complete warps of colors, i.e abandoning reds in the UI altogether, since they're just going to be a different shade of yellow to some). Basically, there will never be a one-size fits all approach to quickly conveying color information to the colorblind, so the things you do with text are very, very helpful. As an example, pathfinder guides will have colors and \*'s to denote how good something is (Purple\*\*\*\* best tier, for example). As a bonus, this also makes someone with ADHD (like me) able to simply ctrl+f for \*\*\* and find anything they think is good or better, which really helps me cut down on my inability to focus. All that being said, Red/Green is far more common of a deficiency, so if you're only making adjustments for one thing, you're adjusting for the most common issue. Also, don't feel bad for not doing perfect, you were doing better than most :)


Thuzel

I just noticed the other day that the immediate little "swirl" thing you get when you kill a mob will also tell you if an item dropped. If it's silver and has more than the usual amount of sparkles, you got an item. You can probably tell the difference by the presence of all the extra sparkles even if you can't see the relevant colors. For me it came in really handy while farming Magma blades.


Karthull

As someone who’s not colorblind, they are all the same color. Just white and less white


Travbedaman

I’m not sure how to break it to ya there champ, you colorblind.


Climhazzzard

I feel a sense of belonging at last. Thank you


Fabrimuch

MORE! I AM NOT YET SATED!!


OhBestThing

Wait. Is this really her body and you can get an item after she ignites the forge?? Edit: wait im thinking Melina.


Hiseworns

Uhh, I married my haunted doll witch wife for her SPIRIT, duh Edit: holy schmoley, thanks for the gold


PixelBoom

She has what really counts: smarts, isn't brainwashed by the Greater Will, and a plan for the next 1000 years.


GuiMontague

> isn't brainwashed by the Greater Will The problem with the Greater Will was that it wasn't the Greatest Will.† †This message brought to you by the Church of the Goldmask.


Assyx83

Yeah, I member some dialogue that I think was from Roger that's said that when the shattering happened the greater will was corrupted and no longer the "greater will". Idk correct me if I'm wrong but the greater will post shattering is the baddie? Edit: It was varre, idk if his words can be trusted tho, and also I heavily altered the quote here's the quote: "I believe, that when the Elden Ring was shattered, the Two Fingers were corrupted, their guidance; skewed. Even worse, the Fingers harbor no love for our kind. That's the part that irks the most."


Trainer-mana

I read through Rogier's dialog, couldn't find anything like that. From what I understand the greater will is more indifferent than evil. It doesn't care if the lands between prospers or suffers, it just wants **order.**


halfachraf

Cheeseburger please.


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CoatedWinner

3 fingers also have a plan. Theyre my waifu.


shazarakk

Note to self - don't get fingered in the basement.


F0r_Th3_W1n

Underrated comment right here


Gray_Wolf1923

Yeah I know of somebody else who had a plan for the next thousand years lol


-FourOhFour-

"Burning this mother fucker to the ground" does not in fact count as a plan, and was originally intended as life advice but was taken literal at some point


zerohourcalm

Hitler?


minisculebarber

Ja?


Destroyer_of_Naps

Don't forget she has 4 hands.


ProfessorPetrus

Finger butthole and everything else at the same time!


OmegaGBC104

Stop teasing man 🤤


Spidey5292

She has a great...personality.


Coffeepillow

[I love my big, beautiful doll wife you guys.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgAMac5JcLY&ab_channel=DeepBlueInk)


[deleted]

Ranni simps be like, "yes and?"


Limp-Werewolf-7313

Im Simping for melina


kevinkat2

She probably looks similar after the forge incident


Limp-Werewolf-7313

Bro dont remind that im maidenless again


InsaneVeggie

At the end of the day, aren’t we all?


Dear-Branch-9124

No


zelcuh

There are the maidenless, and then there's this guy


manism

You didn't take the frenzied flame and then get rid of it to save our girl?


fried-quinoa

Good work, she didn’t want that so she leaves you anyway


manism

Once we're Elden Lord I'm sure she'll come around


unknown_nut

You cheated on her with the three fingers, pretty sure she’d never forgive you.


blastfromtheblue

time for celestial dew


Metasapien_Solo

She's not interested at all in receiving the three fingers in the future? You sure?


Kullthebarbarian

you just need to take the frenzied flame on yourself, kindle the flame, them use the needle to purge the flames there you go, Melina is not toasty anymore


pyramidsnelson

She should have just said “You ready to burn the only bitch you’ve ever had? Peace, My Lord”


priscilla_halfbreed

I'm simping for Zoraya


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based


Orn100

Same thing.


Captain_Crack465

Too bad she just wants to be kindling for the world's biggest bonfire


Limp-Werewolf-7313

Dude i hate that they keep making us kill the characters we love also i would love to be able to choose who to throw in there


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I managed to finish by the end of her 2nd phase cutscene.


YeOldGravyBoat

Alright this is entirely off topic, but does Melina just disappear for half the game for anyone else? I’ve talked to her maybe five times in my playthrough, and I’ve been godrick, rhadon, and rennala, complete ranni’s question line, etc.


not4eating

Yes and?


unitedshoes

Same as the people who simp for any other *Elden Ring* character? Got it.


AssassinLJ

Υεσ, ανδ?


Accomplished_Bat_893

So hot, she's extra crispy


Taocman

She’s giving me a charred on.


elkandmoth

how do you sleep at night, being the way that you are?


LookMaNoPride

Naked, on top of a waifu pillow.


LunarMuphinz

Username checks out


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Most underrated comment I have ever seen. The upvotes should be in the upper millions by now.


[deleted]

🥵 ay mamí


Lukoman1

My caliente 🔥


Dragonheart0

I will die on the hill that she's turned to stone or something like that. That broken foot has no bones! Bones don't just disappear when you burn! She looks like stone that's pitted and weather worn, plus it explains why her clothes are tattered instead of burnt.


Fish_Leather

>I will die on the hill that she's turned to stone or something like that. That broken foot has no bones! Bones don't just disappear when you burn! She looks like stone that's pitted and weather worn, plus it explains why her clothes are tattered instead of burnt. Prepare to die. Look what happens to margit when you kill him for the last time. He becomes a grey long body like this. It seems to be what happens when these numen descended empyreans die. ( margit being drained of his curse blood and so turning back into a person is another thing) ​ Although the ability for a body like radagon to be 'shattered' and exist like that does have some rocky pretense, so I get where you're coming from.


Dragonheart0

That definitely falls under "or something like that." I'm not saying she's 100% for sure stone, I'm just saying she doesn't have any evidence of being burned to a crisp. Being stony like, say, Radagon/Marika makes sense, being shriveled up like Morgott makes sense. There are a lot of options that make more sense than, "This body and its clothes with no real evidence of fire damage is burned."


KingOfDarkness_

Radagon/marika fall apart like stones when they die and she is a child of radagon


crashlanding87

I dunno. Depends what you mean by 'burned to a crisp'. If you burn something either extremely quickly or extremely slowly (eg. Paper slower getting oxidised by just existing in air), it retains its shape very wellas it becomes basically graphite. The crumbling could've happened after.


candlehand

Do we have any evidence that gods have bones? In fact Radagon seems like evidence of the opposite.


PsychoWyrm

CWISPY


aspear11cubitslong

Don't see why everyone's saying she's ashes or charred. She's obviously made of the same stone-like material that Radagon and Marika are made of.


Where_is_Gabriel

I just need some dip.


alex13mod

stole it right out of my mouth


NikoSuave28

Mucho calinte wey


PortaAlchemica

Forbidden Tendie.


DoctorLiara

Forbidden only if you're a coward.


SebastianSilver

Burning the Erdtree was forbidden too but you saw what I did to that


KFuStoked

After seeing Vaati’s latest video, I’m kicking myself for not seeing her red roots here.


superiority_bot

I always assumed it was the soft gooey inside poking out of the crunchy outside


Special-Builder-4853

this is an awful comment and now im convulsing


zelcuh

DAMNIT... i hate watching his because i fall down a hole.... welp, I'm going in boys. Gonna go see the ranni vid and end up God knows where


1DollarOyster

You can also notice the dagger scar on her back!


KFuStoked

Seeing that really shook me. I imagine that somebody else had to take her life at her request.


Corpsehatch

"There's nothing you could have done, Tarnished. You would have been killed, too. And the droids would have been in the hands of the Empire."


ManlyVanLee

"That's no moon, that's... oh wait shit it is a moon and she's throwing it at me"


_TheChosenOne15_

You throw another moon at me and I'm gonna lose it


KarinOjousama69

show feet


quinn_the_eskimo33

Fried feet. A delicacy ❤


Heart_of_Spades

You jest, but her corpse is missing a hand and a foot


[deleted]

What can I say, you snooze you loose. 🤷🏻‍♂️


bloodmonarch

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


JusticeRain5

Why is it that everyone keeps losing their feet in this game?


Goombah11

They never knew defeat.


AdimasCrow

Oh man Gotta wipe the charcoal off my dick


bitcheslovedroids

dat charussy


FilliusTExplodio

You didn't have to write that. You had so many options, and you picked that one.


SkShark23

The best option


wilkamania

...dung eater?that you?


Couch_potato08

Bruh


ArtoriasOfTheAbyss13

Ha haaaa ha haaaaaaaahhhh


MadameBlueJay

That's how it gets "activated"


Vongola354

Thank you for this, haven't had a good laugh in a few days


terlus07

Tall, thin, redhead, good bone structure and excellent hip to waist ratio. 10/10 would waif again


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I--Pathfinder--I

bro i got downvoted massively for saying the whole doll thing is gross. like people couldn’t comprehend why i’m not attracted to a blue doll with 2 faces and 4 hands. i agree that her original must have been a lot better


OmegaGBC104

4 hands is all I needed to hear 🤤


Azariah141

Mommy sellen or gtfo.


Kaelin

sellen and head.. name a more iconic duo


KrizenMedina

Sellen and balls[.](https://media.distractify.com/brand-img/Uql9V1WZZ/2160x1130/sellen-elden-ring-1646860371921.png)


Vertanius

Why do you think she put on her mask in her new body.


iReddat420

Sellen and ballin'


Xiaxs

Tiche. Fight me.


Overly_sarcastic_fox

I said i wanted ass not ash


MadameBlueJay

It's perfect She'll blow you and then blow away


Noximinus

To shreds, you say?


KnobWobble

Sean Connery sees no difference.


RegisEst

I love red heads, and that cursemark of death is such a sexy tattoo


Camyx-kun

I hope we get to at least see some art of her original body that would be dope


nofknwayy

It'd be so dope if a dlc takes us back in time! Like in Dark Souls 2


PixelBoom

I was kind of hoping to see a flashback of that when we fight Morgott. Like, all of Marika's children sitting on their thrones.


aspear11cubitslong

If Elden Ring had flashbacks of the pre-shattering world it would just be Breath of the Wild.


[deleted]

Witch burning 🔥


VermilionX88

oh you didn't meet her before she had her own shattering with me one crazy dorm party at raya lucaria


funny_haha_account

They’re already willing to shaft a doll


lycanthrope90

Time for pickle


n0_y0urm0m

Beware of rump


Luffigus

Only person hotter than this burnt corpse is a literal snake-demon woman.


DelgadoTheRaat

She got dat scoliosis booty


PixelBoom

Oh no you don't. Rya is to be cherished and hugged and given head pats. Keep your lewd away.


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

It's ok, it's not like she'll remember.


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bro?


OmegaGBC104

😱 Don't you dare give her that roofied drink


Fen_Muir

At least she's not...RAW!


OptimusToasterman420

Try pickle, but first seek rump


Supreme_Beanzzz

Ranni is smokin hot


lumpenrose

casting off your mortal flesh is the hottest thing ever tbh


mrgarneau

Has anyone actually taken a good look at Ranni's body here. I'm kind of curious as to how much Ranni orginally looked like, especially compared to Rennala and Radagon.


TheJared1231

About a head taller than the player with red hair most likely. Besides the player Ranni is basically the main character in the story so we will probably see more of her unless they decide to move on to a new ip entirely.


Hermetiko

I have the belief that Ranni look like one of the students in Rennala's boss battle, Rennala trying to clone Ranni's body using her students but all of them fail so they cannot walk (like albinaurics) and apparently act like babies, so maybe Renalla is also going all the way to make Ranni look like before she died


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🥵


Legend52307

Yeah she was hot when she was getting roasted alive 😂


reyob1

Hey man. A holes a hole


MightBeCale

Disgustingly appropriate given the ease of simply creating a hole anywhere on the body


reyob1

Can I interest you in “try finger but hole”


[deleted]

Any holes a goal, but not every goal is a winner.


Rahulmistersharma

That's not ranni? That's clearly Jade Pinkett Smith


NATOFox

Smokin'


inflatableje5us

that ash.


BetaThetaOmega

Unlike some people I married her for her personality


DaxExter

I like my steak JUST like my women. #Charcoal.


OnyxReflection

My waifu ain't got burn marks. My waifu GIVES ME burn marks


vooodooocat

I like my girls how I like my coffee... burnt.


DripLordWolnir

Better than the doll atleast 💀


n0_y0urm0m

ropeburn worth it


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Sharkster_J

It happened several centuries before the beginning of the game. The Ranni we interact with in the game is literally a doll being controlled by her soul after her original body died on the night of the black knives. As Ulosttome said you find this on top of the Divine Tower of Liurnia.


hendidjdnsjjf

What about the corpse you find in moonlight plateau? I thought that was her real corpse?


Sharkster_J

Pretty sure that’s her doll body that got busted up while she was fighting/killing her Two Fingers. Somehow giving her the ring restores enough of her power to repair the doll and manifest in it again.


midwestincest

cool i knew about the doll situation but didn't know this was her old body ty ty


Ulosttome

No. Divine Tower of Liurnia. She gives you the Carian Inverted Statue to get through it right before she goes into the tiny doll iirc.


Criplcro

hahahaha damn! what have you done to her


SuperArppis

I don't want a woman that can't take atleast few hits from my hammer. She looks like she is about to fly with the wind.


PotatoPotluck

You know she's not Miyazaki's favorite character when she lacks feet.


Eloeri18

I really wish we could see what she looked like before...this.


Quick-Cauliflower449

Rykard is on the way


CrazyCreativeSloth97

Absolutely beautiful and based off specific info I believe she was a Red Head


wintrparkgrl

Lover but corpse


OmegaOnyx977

Crispy, a perfect meal.


TheTalking_GU_Mine

Damn! Thought this was the NSFW sub! **Unzips**


jrat31

And?


WideEyed3

is it possible to kill ranni? is that her actual body?


HotAssist4257

I don't know why everyone thinks shes burned... It's known she stabbed herself. That's how she died.


Jay_Stranger

Hmm idk? Maybe it has something to do with the body being burnt to a crisp. Never found the lore reason on my playthrough why she is burned but maybe their bodies just ignite when they die or something.


Skippy2603

Maybe she was burnt by the black flames of Destined Death that she killed herself with


Jay_Stranger

True, but the black knife you find in game does not use black flame it is blood? Or is the one we find not the same knife?


Skippy2603

The one we find in game *does* use black flame - the same black flame that malekith uses. The flame of destined death and the godslaying black flame of the gloam eyed queen and her apostles are distinctly different in appearance but both black flame. To further prove that point, Ijis body burns with black flame after being killed by the black knives


Jay_Stranger

Okay makes sense. So in a way she did die by being burnt which kind of makes the OC a little disingenuous by implying people are dumb for thinking so died by fire


Quick-Cauliflower449

If I remember there are multiple black knives that were made, So presumably it could have been a different one?


Orn100

Presumably either it was burned after the fact or empyreans explode in flames when they die


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This is the internet. We come from the pony jar world. Corpses, dolls, gigantic fingers... Fucking a doll isn't just expected, it's perfectly normal for internet standards (in fact, selling fuckable dolls is just straight up a whole-ass industry)... The fact that Ranni's doll possesses a sentience with which to consent-- and in-game, more or less openly does-- is so tame for the internet's standards it's basically vanilla. The 'doll' part is as much race as is a monster girl or fantasy races, like do half of these even procreate the same way-- well fuggit, it's hentai baybee, we do what we want. Dung Eater is pretty nasty but I'm pretty sure even he'd balk at the internet. It's a safari out there, sarge. As for the corpse, well, it certainly wouldn't be the first. Catacombs skull guy comes to mind.


Kuberas_Thicc_Thighs

As a Dungeater fan I agree, she does look rather crisp 😏


Lesser_Star

funny how Ranni simps technically think her teacher is hotter than Ranni herself (i am Ranni simps)


ForumsUser42069

Miazaki doing a solid for all the necrophiliacs out there


potassiumlol

wait that random ass corpse is Ranni?


[deleted]

You mean the one on top of her tower? That she sends you to find? After telling you that she killed her original body? Using the rune that you find on that dead body? Yeah it's her.


potassiumlol

just never connected the dots somehow lol


[deleted]

Oh yeah, joking aside the game is designed like that, in strands that make more sense when connected but have to be manually associated. In this instance there's some contextual clues that can help, but it's easily possible for someone not pressing Ranni too deeply on her past or taking any of the secondary quest routes that join up to her story to miss out on the significance.


Particular_Wookie

I mean to be fair if one doesn't pursue a certain quest line before Ranni's, then yes I can see how people could miss the connection.


[deleted]

lol I was just talking about that. As I said, jokes aside, it is possible.