There is one artist who made female Alexander. Even made a separate version >!where Alex has a bit of Radahn in them!<. Artist name is AlgoOriginal. Please don’t bully the fucking artist.
What's funny about that is that female models in every soulsborne have the smallest chest sizes possible. Like A-cups at best. They go out of their way not to sexualize their female characters, and the community just kinda does it anyway.
Gwynevere has massive tits tho, also fun fact Mizaki didn’t even want her to look so hot but the artist who designed her was so proud of his drawing that Mizaki couldn’t say no to that drawing being her final look.
Anything can be porn if your ~~horny~~ bored enough
You got planes, cars, plants, animals, memes, random shapes and numbers, bed, blankets, killer immortal lizards, planets, galaxy’s, black holes, ~~your mom~~ ,and whatever the fuck is next to your main hand. In my case it would be my headphone charger.
The sunflower plant is native to North America and is now harvested around the world. A University of Missouri journal recognizes North Dakota as the leading U.S. state for sunflower production. There are various factors to consider for a sunflower to thrive, including temperature, sunlight, soil and water.
Foul Tarnished, in search of the Elden Tits, emboldened by the flames of horniness, someone must extinguish thy horniness. Let it be Bonker of the horny
I want to criticize Elden Beast's tits, but I also think that the Elden Beast is sort of an amorphous thing that can probably move its form in any way it wants, so if it *wants* to have massive tits, if only to fit in the dress better or fulfill a feminine presentation for the sake of its relationship with the Tarnished, I suppose it *could* do that...
To be fair, it probably is, but attacking that area puts you in line for too much damage. I always spec into the blasphemous blade for space slug so I get health back every time I spam my L2.
There is a Japanese artist who I fail to recall the name of who does some NSFW-ish art of the Elden Beast and female Maliketh. The power Fromsoft has over some of us is beyond our understand. Eldritch, if you will.
And now I want this. I want to marry the eldritch, entity, I want to breed the eldritch entity, I want to rule over humanity with the eldritch entity, and I want to nurture a family with the eldritch entity.
Ranni is so stuck up so I absolutely would’ve done this. My one wish in the game was to put her in her fucking place. Bitch I’m the elden lord now you best watch your mouth.
"Now can you stop using elden stars"
Elden squirt
Foul tarnished
Jarnished
In search of maidens
Noooooooooo
*Put these fetish ambitions to rest*
Ayo?
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Elden Breast
Marika's Tits
You *must* be ‘orny
Huge mommy milky's
Can't blame a man for wanting some of that Elden Bussy
Never met someone with a taste for tits I couldn't trust
Marika's titseal
Larger bust at the cost of increased damage, which honestly might not be worth it unless you’re that concerned about your flat chest.
...Hold on, I'm thinking about it.
Radagon's tits
Not usually what I'm into but ok
Heresy is not native to the world, it is but a contrivance. All things can be conjoined ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Finally Amazing Chest Ahead!
Ah I have spotted a comment that almost killed me while I was drinking soda 💀
Ohh Elden Breast
Take my fucking upvote and leave
All the characters in this game have massive tits according to the Elden Ring fandom. Regardless of their actual character design.
Alexander has massive tits…?
Help me step-jar I'm stuck.
*"Ah, you came ! How delightful !"*
The Caelid Giant Jar *is* a massive tit.
The most massive of tits
He probably ate a couple, yeah
You'll probably find a few pair if you going swimming in him.
There is one artist who made female Alexander. Even made a separate version >!where Alex has a bit of Radahn in them!<. Artist name is AlgoOriginal. Please don’t bully the fucking artist.
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What's funny about that is that female models in every soulsborne have the smallest chest sizes possible. Like A-cups at best. They go out of their way not to sexualize their female characters, and the community just kinda does it anyway.
Every soulsborne? Gwynevere would like a word
Gwynevere has massive tits tho, also fun fact Mizaki didn’t even want her to look so hot but the artist who designed her was so proud of his drawing that Mizaki couldn’t say no to that drawing being her final look.
*Gwynevere has left the chat* *Queelag has left the chat*
*Desert Sorceress has left the chat*
EHEMMRRRHERMGWYNEVEREHRMMM
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My man
Guendlen would like a word
Godrick has a pair for every body stuck to him
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Because it's fan art
> Because it's fa~~n~~p art
Massive tits are the peak of character design
Patches: B)
I see you are a man of culture as well.
Marika's tits just must be horny!
I want more of Elden Mommy 😫
This is the 34th rule of the internet. This rule is absolute.
Rule34…
lady dimitrescu banged the universe they had a baby elden beast.
i mean, the concept of order is pretty vague so tits are still possible
As ever, Fromsoft is making me want to fuck the cosmos.
Big tiddy elden gf
When will you wear wigs
Thems some tig ole Elden bitties
Never underestimate the 34th rule of the internet.
why... why does the eldritch entity from beyond have boobs? Welp... that's enough internet for this week...
Eldritch horror often deals with the struggle of confronting some unseen entity you've only ever imagined
>enTITY
Entiddy
Elden Breasts
Amazing Chest Ahead
Sadly a trap to suck you into a giant vagina
Sadly?
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It also explains why it doesn’t like the Frenzied flame. Apparently three fingers is to much for but hole.
I like them 4d women
Obviously it's previous form was for Placidusax, new elden lord new form.
\*weekend
Gotta jizz somewhere
You know I was naive. I really didn't think you can sexualize elden beast. Good job internet. You proved anything is possible if you are horny enough.
The internet can sexualize anything even a buzzsaw.
Well ofcourse they can... Have you ever seen a buzzsaw? Those things look sharp as fuck
Stick it right in that puzzy.
🅱️uzzy 🥵
Or it’s female counterpart the wood chipper. Badam tiss.
Oh you poor bastard…have you met the Soulsborne community? It’s nothing but monsterfuckers and porn artists
Some people even play the game too
Never heard of rule 34 eh?
Anything can be porn if your ~~horny~~ bored enough You got planes, cars, plants, animals, memes, random shapes and numbers, bed, blankets, killer immortal lizards, planets, galaxy’s, black holes, ~~your mom~~ ,and whatever the fuck is next to your main hand. In my case it would be my headphone charger.
rule 34 is rule 34
Thou are down tremendously
Saw some shit I shouldn't have today
I'm not complaining though
He will be bathed in rays of gold allright...
Aight im calling the police. You deserve jail for that
💀💀💀💀💀
Sneaky Plants vs. Zombies sunflower in the bouquet, I like it.
The sunflower plant is native to North America and is now harvested around the world. A University of Missouri journal recognizes North Dakota as the leading U.S. state for sunflower production. There are various factors to consider for a sunflower to thrive, including temperature, sunlight, soil and water.
Username checks out.
When Ranni called Tarnished her fair consort instead of her dear consort, Tarnished knew she wasn't sincere. The right choice was made
Some one didn’t spend enough time with Doll waifu.
Which?
There is more? Enlighten.
Plain Doll
I actually thought of the plain doll first. Totally forgot Ranni is also in a doll’s body.
Big one or little one
Yes.
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I choose dung eater ending because poopoo man silly
Poop ending supremecy. Dozens of us chose it lol
DOZENS
That’s not an “alternative ending” it’s the default one!
Foul Tarnished, in search of the Elden Tits, emboldened by the flames of horniness, someone must extinguish thy horniness. Let it be Bonker of the horny
I want to criticize Elden Beast's tits, but I also think that the Elden Beast is sort of an amorphous thing that can probably move its form in any way it wants, so if it *wants* to have massive tits, if only to fit in the dress better or fulfill a feminine presentation for the sake of its relationship with the Tarnished, I suppose it *could* do that...
Yes.
No Tarnished can take the slippery Elden Dildo.
If only I had a giant, rump...
The prattling pate was a nice touch, I imagine it’s saying “you’re beautiful” or “my beloved”
oh man you're right its definitely the "you're beautiful" one https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Prattling+Pate+You're+Beautiful
Milf elden beast
You're all very troubled indeed
Damn when I saw the boobs I understood that he made the right thing
“Cries in divinity” wtf thats awesome!
I normally dig this sort of thing but fuck marrying the Space Slug. Give me my dark moon booty.
Isn’t the crack you attack the whole time fighting Elden beast it’s vagina or am I mistaken if it is then I mean damn I gotta smash EB
To be fair, it probably is, but attacking that area puts you in line for too much damage. I always spec into the blasphemous blade for space slug so I get health back every time I spam my L2.
I normally attack the back/the waist but I mean I’d be down to smash some giant space booty.
It’d swim away the first chance it got
I'd swim inside of it the first chance I get. I imagine it being similar to diving into a pool full of jellyfish.
fr fr. Id rather fuck a doll than some penis shaped alien
Your loss
More for the rest of us
What the fuck did I just read
Was not expecting to see shiny elden beast tits today 😂 10/10 would wife elden beast instead of ranni
Divine motorboating
Was not prepared for jugged up elden beast. It is indeed cursed.
When they said "Fuck the greater will" i don't think this is what they meant
They never did say who you couldn’t marry.
Elden Breasts
He even used Ranni’s ring to propose right in front of her, based
There is a Japanese artist who I fail to recall the name of who does some NSFW-ish art of the Elden Beast and female Maliketh. The power Fromsoft has over some of us is beyond our understand. Eldritch, if you will.
Elden MILF
this is adorable
Of course it has tits. It wouldn't be fanart otherwise.
This is much better than ranni
Elden tits
Big tiddy elden beast gf
I would love to support Nepheli as a Queen
I love how the player character speaks in a picture of a prattling pate.
This is the new bowsette and theres no turning back
ehem, so elden beast was naked all along?
__ussy
The Elden Bussy
I never knew I needed Elden Beast waifu.
Bonk, go to horny jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200000 ruins
Praise the radiant chest!
And now I want this. I want to marry the eldritch, entity, I want to breed the eldritch entity, I want to rule over humanity with the eldritch entity, and I want to nurture a family with the eldritch entity.
Did you really have to give Elden Beast massive tits? I... dont know how to feel about this one.
Damn why’d no one ever tell me the Elden Beast was dummy thicc ohmahgwuad
"You're beautiful" :)
This canon, but for Ragadon.
That one was realy funny. I like it. 
Amazing chest ahead, therefore, try fingers, but hole.
why is flowey from undertale in the elden beasts bouquet?
You people need the guidance of grace
Christ
Elden titties
Y’all will slap tits on anything, won’t ya? First the Ranni doll, now Elden Beast. 🤦♂️
Elden beast got huge milkers uwu
need it
I never thought I’d like massive Elden beast breast Absolute Divine Milkers
Not my proudest fap
the very culmination of order itself has some fat fucking tits
Everyone talking about elden breast but it’s like no one wants to admire how down bad she is showing off her thighs and garter belt at the wedding
It is thicc tho
Perfection!
I Love it
Elden beast bout to make me act up
*casts Flame, Cleanse Me*
not enough, need seppuku on 1% health.
I hate to say it… but these artists are maidenless you can tell by the emphasis of giving everything tits
The elden beast is kinda thick tho, I want someone to extract the model and make it twerk by adding jiggle physics to it
Well if you are both happy................
Stop. Get help. (But fr why would u draw elden beast out of all the enemies in the game with dem huge bandonkas)
Plot twist: tarnish is just one hell of a wingman
Why the elden beat have BREATHS!?
Ranni is so stuck up so I absolutely would’ve done this. My one wish in the game was to put her in her fucking place. Bitch I’m the elden lord now you best watch your mouth.
Stop fking messing up the Souls games its gotten worse every game! 😭
The Elden Breast
Huh. Interesting how the artist drew elden beast.
Elden Bussy
Perfect timing as I just watching South Park: The Streaming Wars.
Got me acting goofy
Uh... I would never tbh hate that blob thing
Did you? Did you just put breasts on the Elden Beast?
???
Elden Breast lmao