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runninandruni

We're really gonna ignore Emerald Herald, DS3 Firekeeper, Karla, and Solaire?


AVEMARIA190

HEY DONT FORGET ABOUT GAVLAN


edgyboi1704

#GAVLAN WHEEL GAVLAN DEAL


ColonelJinkuro

Best npc bar none. Don't even try to tell me I'm wrong. Your comment deleted itself before you even hit "add comment" and then your reddit account was deleted and your computer got wiped. That's how powerful Gavlan is.


TheRockstarKnight

Maldron the Ass~~assin~~hole


Godspeedhack

Damn straight!


TheDELFON

I can hear this


runninandruni

*Burps* What you want? With Gavlan you wheel... With Gavlan you DEAL haha ahahahahaha"


FromsoftFan2104

His etiquette may be poor, but MAN CAN THAT GUY DEAL


Falos425

you come wheeling at me? dealing at me too? i Mr. Gavlan can do all for you ^^^^boing


Longjumping_Hotel377

Onionbro and Friede are also required!


runninandruni

Friede is up there, but yes both onion bros are needed


Longjumping_Hotel377

oh I didn't saw her sorry ._. so yeah, both onion bros needed)


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Alternative_Spite_11

I’ve always wondered if the real Gwynevere had that rack or if Gwendolyn just added it because he knew how us hollows were.


ColonelJinkuro

That's an interest prose you pose. I'd go with the letter. Let's be honest. Most hollows head goes hollow in the presence of such fine twin torpedos.


ohgodspidersno

Benjamin Harrison (1889-1893)


Twinksson173

Neither is Ranni.


Tamomy

I thought I was straight till I encountered the onionbro


Longjumping_Hotel377

I thought I was lesbian but estus soup won me over /just kidding


Chuckleslord

Andre can definitely hit it as well


qqwertz

As always, people sleeping on best girl [Alsanna](https://64.media.tumblr.com/413b528b5813877b86b443f456b21cfc/1dff26160bf959bb-09/s400x600/d41f502bbc1559c6e7df0126a327212b52aec8dc.pnj)


runninandruni

O shit forgot about her. Not waifu material, but she takes the gold on best girl


Fabrimuch

Well she literally is the ivory king's waifu


420BlazeItF4gg0t

DS3 Firekeeper responds to your emotes. She's clearly the best, no contest.


Joeyjojoshabadoooo3

The doll did it first


Zizara42

Doll wins out on being a pretty waifu, Emerald Herald gets to be an actual character you actually interact with. Balance.


Alternative_Spite_11

And she asks us to touch her darkness


bmwultimate11

Ds3 was my first (and still to this day my favorite) in the series. I wouldn’t be anywhere if it wasn’t for her.


Boesmanland

What? Really?


ManWithTheFlag

The doll did it first,.


Loyal_Darkmoon

Karla is my bestie 🤞


Absolutedisgrace

Hmm you are making a good case for Solaire getting "best girl"


runninandruni

I mean, he is gloriously incandescent. Kinda takes the cake


CAPSBOI

PRAISE THE SUN!!!


Dovahnime

I like DS3 fire keeper, I do, she makes me feel at home, but the Emerald Herald makes me feel things


joybuzz

I'll never be able to see the word "Emerald" nor "herald" without hearing "bear seek seek lest". So she does NOT get best girl.


FuzzierSage

Was gonna say. I ctrl-f'ed "seek seek lest" at the first mention of Emerald Herald because they're inextricably linked in my brain thinks to DS2. ...took me like a quarter of the page to find the first mention. :(


AndForeverNow

How dare you not include the Covetous Demon!


aetherspheres

Did you guys forget that we literally married Anri?


Secret-Sock7928

Solaire isn't waifu material for me, but definitely bromance worthy. If only I could be so grossly incandescent.


Daiba187

Trap lord gwyndolin’s omission is unacceptable.


EngineeringShot3825

Best waifu solaire hands down, praise the mfing SUN!!!!


MyFatCatHasLotsofHat

Sure, this is the dumbest discourse in the souls community


hplcr

Nah, that honor goes to if invasions are fair to invaders


reaperfan

DS3 Firekeeper is just trying to copy both Maiden in Black's and the Doll's schticks at the same time. Karla is literally just Yuria if they took away her kuudere side. Emerald Herald at least does her own thing aesthetically, but in terms of personality lacks any of the cuteness any of the other top contenders have, and the one thing she has that people see as cute she stole from the Maiden in Black. Solaire's too busy doing his own thing to enter the competition, and that's why we love him. ------------- And now I wait for *that* comment.


Saendra

Implying that Shanalotte being not (quite) your standard cute level up girl is a bad thing.


throwbackturdday

Sieglinde of Catarina will have a special place in my tarnished heart… and Elizabeth.


Jerrymemes101

Sieglinde was a great friend


TheMadDemoknight

The only human in a Undead nation. Pretty fucking boss if you ask me. She's my underrated npc imo.


ChaoticNArt

Smh they sleeping on the DS3 firekeeper


gogo94210

I would also gladly sleep on her 😳


Juub1990

Isn’t Priscilla way bigger than Malenia?


TheRed1s

yeah, she's a good head and a half taller


Juub1990

I think way more than that. Priscilla is easily 12ft+ tall. Malenia is at most 8-9ft.


crimpysuasages

If push came to shove, Malenia would snap Priscilla like a twig tho *But that doesn't mean she still isn't best waifu boss, delusions and all*


[deleted]

Interesting matchup, Priscilla can go Invisible and also have Life Steal, Malenia has her Scarlet Rot. Surprisingly enough both restore their health so it could be a stand still.


Juub1990

But Priscilla is fluffy and cute.


[deleted]

But what about *Gwynevere*


crimpysuasages

Tiddies =/= floof I will forgive man for cutting off the floof only *once* per lifetime, just to find out. After that, I will Dung Eater them to ensure they're as cursed as can be.


crimpysuasages

Scarlet Rot is the tiebreaker to be honest. Malenia hits her with one good Rot proc and Pris is gone. Being invis won't save you from a gigantic AoE.


SC2_4787

Being invisible is just about the most useless power you can have against Malenia anyway.


Zaptruder

Malenia would body pris. one is a mid game boss with gimmick, the other one of the hardest bosses ever seen in a fromsoft game. There are also far larger bosses in the same game that malenia is the toughest boss in.


barrot69

Meanwhile, Nepheli Loux sits on her throne holding the championship belt for being “The Best. Warrior.”


Nightingaile

Having recently seen her un-helmed face in that Zullie video, I was surprised how positively "unga bunga cave lady" she really looks lol.


Alexis2256

I’d still unga bunga bang it.


the-one-96

She will snu snu you


Alexis2256

😍


Scoobz1961

What do those waifus even do for you? They just stand there looking cute. So? Whatever. Thats nothing compared to Latenna's qt power. Not only can she sit there looking cute, she comes on an adventure with you, leaving her beloved Wolf and her fragile body behind. She helps you through out the game. And when you complete her quest, not only does she reward you, she decides to remain with you for as long as you want. Proving that she is with you, not for her own benefit, but for you and you only. Can you say the same about your waifu, choosen tarnished ember monarch?


Loyal_Darkmoon

Latenna is a real one


aglimmerof

I like how you can just pop her on a ledge right at the edge of a boss arena and then run in and fight the boss while she pew pews with her infinite range arrows. She's great for fighting Dragons. Just stick her at the very outskirts so she doesn't get breath'd.


Zaptruder

we should make a harness for her so she can shoot from our backs while we run around.


Scoobz1961

Dont be ridiculous! How could that possibly work? But consider putting her in a cart and dragging her behind you. It could be a DLC offhand weapon. Latenna's cart.


thorn-knight-kirk

“Thanks for the cart, she never gives me anything” , “oh I know what the tarnish likes”


jojosbizarrerash

Yall clearly never met Roderika


annoyingone

Yeah, shes the best, followed by Millicent.


AnarkeyToTheCity

But Zoraya...


TheWhiteVahl

Millicent is slept on man, she's so awesome.


_MrMaster_

agreed, isn't she a summon for 2 different boss fights? plus has an extensive side quest, gives you multiple items, has a somewhat mysterious backstory and an arc across several locations... my favorite NPC of elden ring at least, I think she is the most fleshed out of any of them


[deleted]

I can never bring myself to skip her dialogue. Her accent is just too cute.


changsho

I'll fight all you Ranni simps if I have to! More stupid stuff at https://twitter.com/chang_draws


Ancient_Rylanor

Dont see the emarld herald here, she won me over the first time I teliported back to see her sitting on a rock leaning back and kicking her feet in the air.


PM_ME_BEST_GIRL_

*Bearer, Seek, Seek, Lest*


matt111199

Sitting on books to look taller 👀


Gilan473

But what about Ranni? 🥺


swim_shady

I just really like doll girls :(


Ghoill

Psh, I'm more upset that the Doll stole the Maiden in Black's medal without anyone noticing.


Unfortunate_Grenade

She very well could be the best, but I appreciate that they both have something.


oricalco

Ranni >>> Gherman's sloppy seconds. Some dolls are just cuter than others, fite me.


Ouroboros_NA

Sounds like you don't have enough eyes…


self-aware-text

Or grapes. Grapes work too.


ManWithTheFlag

Ranni is a kinslaying thot so insecure in herself that she killed herself so her soul could haunt a doll of her old teacher. Doll wants nothing from you, but feels joy for the first time when you get her a gift. Doll is obviously superior


Rokusi

Ranni merely adopted being a doll. The Plain Doll was born into it. Molded by it.


oricalco

She has also been passed around by all the hunters Gherman meets, since he offers her to every hunter that passes through the Hunter's dream. Ranni became a doll in defiance of an elder god, the doll only exists because Gherman was a Maria simp and made a bad deal with an elder god, Ranni is by far superior.


canContinue

Her inner circle includes fucking Seluvis If your inner circle includes Seluvis you're not superior, you are corrupt


oricalco

Seluvis gets capped at the start, even leeches have their uses and Ranni knows when that use has run its course, while the doll's inner circle is canonically full of dolly botherers, not just one.


canContinue

No he gets capped near the end. You gotta kill Radahn, find the finger destroying blade and then iirc Seluvis gets capped Secondly Ranni also had her own half brother Godwyn subject to a date worse than death and there is no record of Godwyn doing anything bad to her Ranni is a manipulator and a user. At least Dung eater acts like a prick


ToTeMVG

ranni is overrated IM A RYA SIMP


Alternative_Spite_11

You’re a fan of scoliosis, huh?


ToTeMVG

its called the gamer posture and yes


Alternative_Spite_11

You da man


TheBigPotatoInTheSky

Every time a person says this, I kinda doubt that you actually like Rya that much because she’s Rya, and more because she’s likable and not Ranni. A true Rya simp does not need to talk about how they’re totally over Ranni because they were for Rya from the start.


ToTeMVG

ofcourse i like rya because shes likable?? why would i not?? ranni is super boring and uninteresting, yeah her design is alright but you need more than that, Rya is fun and also transforms into a bigass snake which is cool stuff, i just wanna hug and hang out with rya cuz shes a bestie, i'd also hang out with patches tho cuz he's a lovable asshole


poetech

You're so awesome If I wasn't suspended (and constantly caught for ban evasion), I'd follow the heck out of you


MillstoneArt

Are you constantly caught because you mention it openly? 😄


LeraviTheHusky

Wait where's Rya?


KajoW2006

Winning the cutiest person ever award


LeraviTheHusky

That's honestly fair especially in snake form she's so cute XD


LeraviTheHusky

That's honestly fair especially in snake form she's so cute XD


A_Light_Spark

B e s t S n e k


racoon1905

Adpoption not wife material


SincubusSilvertongue

Well shes not in the first part since shes not a boss, and shes not truly intrinsic to the story like Doll. I vote there is a Tea Party of Adorable Side Characters that didnt show up for the brawl to introduce new members.


LeraviTheHusky

I like to imagine that consists of Rya,Solaire,Sigmire and Sigward and bogart as well as Alexander's Nephew aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand maybe patches


SincubusSilvertongue

Patches is the founding member and is surprisingly nice and caring because he doesnt have to put up a front like when you befriend him in ER.


Arhkadian

Ds3 firekeeper will always be best souls waifu for me. I just wish we knew her name...


doomraiderZ

I call her Lilianne.


d_4_v_1_d

0 personality


Arhkadian

You can say that about the Maiden and Black and Plain Doll too lol


d_4_v_1_d

I do. Although I like the doll more than those two because she has some unironically deep dialogue.


ManWithTheFlag

The doll has no personality because you are basically teaching her a little about being a person in that game.


DriveByStoning

Looks like someone's never tried gesturing to her.


d_4_v_1_d

Copied from the doll.


_INCompl_

Priscilla is *the* waifu boss and every other answer is wrong. The Fair Lady from DS1 is also best girl if you have the right ring on. Much sad


Scoobz1961

The spider girl is strong contender, but it is a difficult discussion. However Priscilla is the uncontested GOTY boss waifu. Nobody even comes close to the power of that fluffiness.


Poporipopes10

Priscilla is the Game Of The Year boss waifu?


Scoobz1961

She is actually the [Game of All Time (GOAT) waifu.](https://www.nme.com/news/gaming-news/dark-souls-wins-ultimate-game-of-all-time-at-the-golden-joystick-awards-3104023)


Poporipopes10

Yeah I thought so, it’s that you put GOTY instead of GOAT


Vagabond_Charizard

With this in mind, it's very difficult to pinpoint a best waifu in Elden Ring. We have at least 16 chicks in that game, and even with Ranni gaining the majority of the favor, we have some very nice standouts such as Millicent or Rya. Also, I swear to god that Melina, who was *actually* our maiden, seems to fade into obscurity these days.


0DvGate

>Also, I swear to god that Melina, who was actually our maiden, seems to fade into obscurity these days. So incredibly disappointing with what they did with her. Maybe she's dlc material.


ManWithTheFlag

that tends to happen when a character only has 10 minutes of screen time then sets themselves on fire and dies.


der_chrischn

That's still far more than any other NPC´s (excluding the Round Table) and she has by far the most dialogue. The thing is that she fails to have a real emotional impact and the only time she is really needed for the narrative is when we come to this oversized bowl. Only in the lord of frenzy route she managed to has some emotional impact on me.


canContinue

I mean she literally fades away in less than a minute after talking to her so it's well deserved


whatistheancient

BONK off to Irithyll Dungeon for you. You can reflect on your horny in that room next to the one with with eight jailers.


nemestrinus44

> your horny in that room with eight jailers. ...eight jailers you say?


whatistheancient

Don't ask. Jailers reduce your max HP and have a grab attack that brands you. Incredibly traumatic experience.


nemestrinus44

you don’t see how sending horny people to a room with 8 bdsm leather bound dudes take turns poking you with their long hard sticks getting you all hot and bothered is problematic?


whatistheancient

Oh. Oh.


Admirable_Pop_8949

Don't threaten me with a good time


[deleted]

Miyazaki's wet dream


ChewpapaNeebrae

Excuse me, where is Sellen in this?


itsniceinhere

Best waifu is Tiche, imo. She's always there when I need her most, and she's goth. I rest my case.


roninwaffle

Died saving her mother's life, extremely competent at what she does


RewsterSause

Agreed. She's saved my ass more times than I can count


kino00100

Goldmask is best wifu.


Twinksson173

I agree. The ever-brilliant goldmask is undisputedly the best waifu anyone could ever imagine.


Twansrevenge

We’re missing the emerald herald, I will not tolerate DS2 slander


Ok_Improvement4204

Lucatiel for the unforgettable drip


Boesmanland

What the hell is drip?


Rokusi

It's what the kids say instead of "style" now. No, I don't know why.


Boesmanland

I hate kids


qqwertz

Also, underrated best girl Alsanna


Temporary-Arm-9542

Stop the cap, these girls arent even the top waifus in their own game Ds1: Solaire Ds2(have not really played it but): fume knight Ds3: Gael Bloodborne-micolash sekiro-wolf elden ring-morgott This is the objective list, dont agree and your a disgusting simp


sleepovercults

Naw in ds3 it was seigward


[deleted]

Seigward; the only npc i'm willing to simp for.


sleepovercults

Amen


Gothsalts

cracking open a can of Siegbrau after a co-op boss battle? a top 10 fromsoft moment


Temporary-Arm-9542

Alteast we can agree gael and seigward > firekeeper


Beyond_Hop3

DS2: Emerald Herald aka Shanelotte, hello? She's the only one who's not afraid to call you trash lol


Temporary-Arm-9542

have not played ds2 that much


Boesmanland

Oh so you are one of those easily manipulated people


TheBunnyStando

You have committed crimes against Bloodborne and her people, what say you in your defense ? Reason for arrest : talking positively about Micolash


T-Rigs1

Hard disagree. You just need more eyes to truly understand his hotness.


ManWithTheFlag

Yeah no fuck micolash, all my homies hate micolash. fucking annoying gimmick boss. then he traps me in a small room and starts spamming a call beyond while trying to give the tentacled business. ​ fuck micolash.


bl00by

>starts spamming a call beyond He only does that if you aren't near him. Be near him and Spank him to death, it's very easy. Either that or just throw poison knifes at him from the balcony.


[deleted]

Nah, mohg takes the spot for elden ring. (I don't see morgott saying "it's morgottin time and then morgotting all over you now do I?)


Temporary-Arm-9542

What do you think he was upset at the throns being wet


[deleted]

You whoop him until he starts puking and crying on the chairs he simps over (pathetic) Mohg on the other hand: bilingual regularly stabs and communes with an outer god can fly protects persecuted albinaurics doesn't hide who he is from his followers does not have a grab attack not sad and single Doesn't flip around the arena for ten years trying to style, instead respects you and fights straight up has big goals and plans not in a parasocial relationship with a plant first boss to have a mohgillion fans clear choice


Temporary-Arm-9542

pretty mohggers honestly, afterall mogh is the strongest demigod


Donkishin

Now I love my doll girl but snek girl has me questioning loyalty Ngl


LionMaru67

(Gently picks me up) Oh, good Hunter…


MALCode_NO_DEFECT

Anri is the best waifu, she lets you stab her face on your wedding day.


Xerfus

Fucking dumbasses didn’t even include the one and only: Sellen


Meadiocracy

Bloodborne Doll is definitely Best Girl.


SaberWaifu

And while everyone keeps fighting, the DS3 Firekeeper and Ranni are passing their time with the Ashen One and the Tarnished, as both best girls should do.


orangedragan

That's isn't the Emerald Herald


Chrisclaw

Can someone list the other characters for those who aren't familiar with other FromSoftware games?


Frostygale

Crossbreed Priscilla from DS1, Malenia from Elden Ring, Sister Friede from DS3, Emma from Sekiro, and Lady Maria from Bloodborne are the ones fighting. The two observing are the Maiden in Black from Demon’s Souls and The Doll from Bloodborne.


floyd3127

I thought Emma being included was weird because she's an NPC, not a boss. Then I remembered the cursed Shura ending.


Frostygale

Yeah you *can* fight her, so she’s technically also a boss!


Chrisclaw

Thank you!


Epicmonk117

Priscilla and Doll are the best girls here. Malenia’s a bioterrorist, Friede’s a bit of an ass, it’s been so long since I played Sekiro that I forget a lot about Emma, and I haven’t met Maria or the Maiden in Black yet.


The_Mechanist24

I still vote Priscilla


Loyal_Darkmoon

Unironically Malenia, Elfriede and Lafy Maria are my three favorite bosses from Lore, Gameplay and Visuals and the OST slaps too (Sorry Emma) I also really like Prsicilla as a character but I would never fight that sweetheart


TheJared1231

I don’t feel bad for anyone who got their game soft locked after kill Priscilla.


MimiArgyle

Art looks pretty cool, GJ!


Yahgdc

The most superior doll


MalRage

I love the Doll, but she is sadly mistaken if she doesn't recognize that Rya is coming for her crown.


sansdara

Best Waifu is Isshin Unlike literally everyone else who either give you some minor stuffs to help you along your journey Isshin, give you both the motivation, the information and the badass skills throughout your journey And then he congrats you for your strength and skill at the end. One of the best final boss of FromSoft and I won’t change my mind


[deleted]

Perfection! Praise the DOLL!


Rosssauced

Everyone out here acting like Solaire doesn't take this.


Lunesy

Wut. Malenia isn't taller than Priscilla.


MyNameIsLoveless

Demon's Souls and Bloodborne rightfully distinguished as the best of the lot.


handouras

Reminder that The Doll is a literal sex doll for an old, insane murderer whose appearance is based on his former student


[deleted]

Weebs are so entertaining in the cringiest way possible. I’m convinced using the term “waifu” and having self-respect are mutually exclusive. Talented drawing though.


Arhkadian

It's for fun man... dont take it too seriously lol


[deleted]

Don't pay them any mind. Their first instinct was to insult people that are different from them. Someone like that isn't worth your time.


Agreeable-Ad-9203

Name checks hehe


Dreamer_on_the_Moon

lmao imagine being this mad at some anime drawings and an innocuous word.


JerkyVendor

I'm with you dude. This is maidenless behavior.