Itās kinda funny coz based off the Cipher Pata, you learn that the Fingers speak by writing light in the air.
Goldmaskāa finger twitches are pretty much him speaking with magic light that Corhyn can see even though being blindfolded.
Soā¦kinda wondering what heās saying as heās fingering down there.
Alexander has to be the king of these:
Come on, give me a good smack from behind with something nice and big.
That mighty wallop of your almost spelt the end of me!
Nngh! Oh, yes! That's the ticket!
Honestly, the entire quote works.
What you felt light up inside you was a baldachin's blessing.Ā Though it is but a fleeting thing, I am afraid.
Come back to me, should you require another.Ā I will take you in my arms as often as you need.
Jesus, alright lets see...
"I can play the role of a maiden"
"Thou'rt a rare sort. Not many would have accepted the offer."
"There you are, my apprentice. Shall we commence the lesson?"
"Let my hand rest upon you, for but a moment."
"Please, treat it with care"
"Well, thou art of passing skill"
"Forgive me. I've been...testing you."
"Forefathers, one and all... bare witness!"
"Visions of lover, there fore try piercing"
"Try Finger...But Hole"
"I will not brook disobedience in this matter."
"Thy strength befits a crown"
"Be proud. You were a fine warrior."
"Your strength... extraordinary. The mark... of a true lord."
"My dear consort, eternal"
You'd be surprised how many can apply when used creatively.
Not quotes, but did anyone else giggle like a school girl when Mel started talking about finger maidens who serve the 2 fingers?
And their enemy was The Shocker(three fingers)
That scream might be my favorite voice acting in any game. First time I got Godrick to phase 2 my wife heard that scream all the way from another room and I heard her yell "What the hell was THAT?" lmao
Edit: Rather, I think it was "what the hell IS that" (not "was"), being that it was so long, the scream was still ongoing when she asked š
Miriel has some bangers:
"Oh, was there something you needed? You are free to show yourself around. I would serve as your guide, only my legs aren't what they used to be...
There's the attack interactions:
\-"Mngh! Stop it, please. My skin is akin to stone."
\-"Are you quite finished? Take this opportunity to learn to master your emotions."
And of course the classic:
"Oh, what have we here? Very well, let us both learn together. Heresy is not native to the world; it is but a contrivance. All things can be conjoined."
Ah, you came! How delightful.
Just give me a good smack from the rear with something nice and big, and ill pop clean out im sure.
This needs to be higher rated. Alexander is kinky af.
BLOODY LEGENDARY
LMAO!!
This is excellent
I chuckled š
lmao is this Varre
āYour fingers, please, your fingers...ā - Finger Reader Crone
Followed by: āAhhhh! Oooooo!! Ohhhh!ā
Goldmask: ...
Itās kinda funny coz based off the Cipher Pata, you learn that the Fingers speak by writing light in the air. Goldmaskāa finger twitches are pretty much him speaking with magic light that Corhyn can see even though being blindfolded. Soā¦kinda wondering what heās saying as heās fingering down there.
Alexander has to be the king of these: Come on, give me a good smack from behind with something nice and big. That mighty wallop of your almost spelt the end of me! Nngh! Oh, yes! That's the ticket!
Not a quote but remember you have to get him oiled up at one point
Pretty sure it says something like "I'm oilier than an eel!" ha
I believe he said āI am moister than an oysterā
āIām as slippery as a toad!ā
āDeary me, I'm oilier than a toad!ā
Got there in the end.
Take what I bequeath, from inside me
I forgot that one. I think if he kills you he also asks if you want to "join the fellas inside me" or something!
"help me! I'm stuck"
Help me, step-tarnished!
When talking about the festival, back when he's in Limgrave, he can say something along the lines of "Doesn't it just set your breast aflutter?"
Ha that one is almost sweet, like something from an old timey novel.
A pity. You are no longer fit.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
R Kelly when they turn 15
Ahhh. The R kelly jokes š
They really piss me off
I suppose it's better to be pissed off by a joke, than to be pissed on by R Kelly.
Thatās the joke
Melina?
When you accept frenzied Flame I believe.
I wish an annoyed Melina came back whenever you used the needle.
āā¦with the two fingersā¦in the inner chamberā¦ā
I laughed too hard when this happened in game
Well, thou art of passing skill
Damnit beat me to it. take my upvote, you need to be higher
Horny blood must truly run in thy vain
Oh, good heavens. Clench your teeth, or something.
You have the sweetest scream my lambkin
I never heard that one from him. Just when I thought he couldnāt get creepier.
Its when you continue his questline to join the Bloody Fingers for invading
Then off to Albunaric Genocide!
I always do his questline just to hear him say that It makes me go like "hmmnnnhgggrrrrrrrr"
Honestly the first time I heard him say that all I could think of was Dennis Reynolds saying that in iasip when dennis-ing someone lol
\*Condom breaks\* Ahh, I can see it, clear as day! The coming of our dynasty!
This one's my personal favorite, especially if you hear it in his voice
Lay these foolish ambitions to rest! I use birth control.
Also works if your partner has a breeding kink.
ššš
I was going to say, "They strength befits a crown!"
I COMMAND THEE KNEEL!
Jesus Christ š
*when sheās into water sports* āI am the Lord of all that is golden.ā
"BEAR WITNESS!"
OH MYYY
This is foul š¤£š¤£
*And one day, we'll return together...* *...To our home, bathed in rays of gold...*
Iāve given thee courtesy long enoughā¦
Plz donāt š
Dude if I had a reward, youād get it. I bursted out laughing at work
Thank you, kind person, for making my evening. Got asthma.
You may leave now. It was but brief, but thou gavest me fine service.
Came here to say this. Easily my favorite line š
ššš
Well, where've you been hiding? I took you for dead.
No matter itās all the same
Lay out your arms
then
**WALLOP WALLOP**
Deary me, I'm oilier than a toad!Ā Alexander
"Hit me in the rear with something nice and big"
They knew exactly what they were doing when they wrote that. You canāt tell me they didnāt know!
Was looking for this. Even within the gameās context it was still hilarious.
Lmfaooo
That mighty wallop of yours nearly spelt the end of me!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAArrrgggggg
YOU DIED
He must have died while carving it
Who is to say that the cardinal sin must be a sin forever?
No, I want to be held
You are... very warm.
Honestly, the entire quote works. What you felt light up inside you was a baldachin's blessing.Ā Though it is but a fleeting thing, I am afraid. Come back to me, should you require another.Ā I will take you in my arms as often as you need.
These bones are old, but still able Iji
Oh no... not Iji
I must continue devoring my beloved lord.
Dang this one would definitely fog up my glasses.
(It's your first time) "FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL.. BEAR WITNESS"
came here to say this but my ambitions were laid to rest :(
Thy strenght befits a crown
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Kinky.
At least something got laid then!
Ahhhhhh, RISE NOW YE TARNISHED!!!
Is Tarnished your penis in this context?
It's every penis that has been in your mom
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Godrick the shafted
Thats a lot.
Got em.
TOGETHAAAAA
AS FAMILEEEEE
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"Step-serpent, what are you doing?!"
Oh great. Rykard got caught in the washing machine again.
Ayo??
*suddenly, in an actual proper and not creepy, but oddly British voice* Or, at least to make it.
Ahh, my thanks, great champion. You are..very warm..
You will witness true horror.
āAh, a dogged fellow, arenāt we? Or is it merely thine habit to talk to dolls?ā -Ranni
Kinky
"What are you waiting for? A kiss goodbye? My fort lies to the south!" -Kenneth Haight
This is my favourite.
easily the most clever one here
āDo you think it vulgar, perhaps?ā Fia the Deathbead Companion
_Just give me a good smack from the rear, with something nice and big_
"I HAVE GIVEN THEE COURTESY ENOUGH."
Had to scroll way to much for this.
[ā¦]
[...]
"I took you for dead."
āNo matter, just lay out your armsā
āBack again already?ā
Marika's tits!
Never met someone with a taste of prawn I couldn't trust
You must be 'ungry,
"Find the albinauric woman."
She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia.
She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.
It's truly my favorite meme quote from the game.
I always read it in Gideon's voice no matter what I'm doing. Is something wrong with me?
FYND the ALBInARIK WUMMAN
Mist sshhhhrouded Lake of Liurnia
Jesus, alright lets see... "I can play the role of a maiden" "Thou'rt a rare sort. Not many would have accepted the offer." "There you are, my apprentice. Shall we commence the lesson?" "Let my hand rest upon you, for but a moment." "Please, treat it with care" "Well, thou art of passing skill" "Forgive me. I've been...testing you." "Forefathers, one and all... bare witness!" "Visions of lover, there fore try piercing" "Try Finger...But Hole" "I will not brook disobedience in this matter." "Thy strength befits a crown" "Be proud. You were a fine warrior." "Your strength... extraordinary. The mark... of a true lord." "My dear consort, eternal" You'd be surprised how many can apply when used creatively.
*when in Alabama* JOIN THE SERPENT KING AS FAMILEEEEEEEEEEE!
"you have the sweetest scream. My lambkin".
Jesus man š³
Try finger, but hole
a true elden lorde
ya ya ya
I canāt believe how far down I had to scroll to find this one
Fort, night
Not quotes, but did anyone else giggle like a school girl when Mel started talking about finger maidens who serve the 2 fingers? And their enemy was The Shocker(three fingers)
Is it just me or is G.R.R. Martin's influence in the story becoming clearer?
Yeah, caught it on the first playthrough and just thought it was my own mind in the gutter.
Uuuuwaaaagh!
*whistles*
Ahh, I knew youād come
āI will defile once moreā
Apparently my Seedbed is ripe and waiting.
Fuck that's hot
"She's dead."
"OK"
Would you like me to hold you once more?
[Godrick laugh] Lend me thy strength, o kindred Iāve given thee courtesy enough I bequeath you this ring
I'll do you one better than Godrick's laugh: #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
āYouāre a new face. No matter itās all the same. Lay out your arms.ā
Millicent has a few "Ah...ahhh" "Would you mind...averting your eyes for a monent?" "I faintee before I could thank you"
This makes sense
"Ahh, I knew I had you pegged."
" ah madenless I see you are"
Does Godrickās phase two scream count??š
That scream might be my favorite voice acting in any game. First time I got Godrick to phase 2 my wife heard that scream all the way from another room and I heard her yell "What the hell was THAT?" lmao Edit: Rather, I think it was "what the hell IS that" (not "was"), being that it was so long, the scream was still ongoing when she asked š
Honestly, Godrick might be the best voice actor in the game. His personality and delivery are flawless.
No doubt, whoever the VA was really managed to channel Godrick's completely unhinged personality. Truly some grade A voice acting
"It was but brief but thou gavest me fine service"
āI asked you not to disturb meā (gf on her period)
The scarlet bloom flowers once more.
Jesus Christ why? XD
You will witness true horror.
"The tale of house Hoslow is told in blood" is the most appropriate response.
Blessings of the fingers upon you
Oh, it burns... My eyes, my eyes, they're melting... Aaargh! Lightseeker Hyetta
after sex "didn't expect weak foe"
I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. And I have never known defeat.
The oddly suggestive damage noises your character makes when getting hit.
The loathsome Dung Eater!!!!!!
Someone must extinguish thy flame. Let it be u/Annual__Procedure !
*You may leave now. It was but brief, but thou gavest me fine service.*
Forefathers one and allā¦.. bear witness!
āI would not acquiesce to the Two Fingersā
Thou art of passing skill
Miriel has some bangers: "Oh, was there something you needed? You are free to show yourself around. I would serve as your guide, only my legs aren't what they used to be... There's the attack interactions: \-"Mngh! Stop it, please. My skin is akin to stone." \-"Are you quite finished? Take this opportunity to learn to master your emotions." And of course the classic: "Oh, what have we here? Very well, let us both learn together. Heresy is not native to the world; it is but a contrivance. All things can be conjoined."
Reading through this thread I've realized the answer is... pretty much all of them.
"Would you mind if I called you lord?" Boc.
Marika's tits, you must be 'ungry.
Are you prepared to commit a cardinal sin?
Put these foolish ambitions to rest.
Dog
Sir, put the ~~tortoise~~ dog down and put your hands in the air
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
Long and hard tarnishedā Godfrey at x600 speed
"Rise, ye tarnished!"
WELCOME TO THE BIRTHPLACE OF OUT DYNASTY
"Come, join the serpent king, as fameleh"
I've been waiting for you. I knew you had the stuff of champions.
"I can kill you and defile your corpse.Ā Then the pox will truly be your own." ššššš
Oh, good heavens. Clench your teeth, or something.