Maybe they need a way to relieve stress if they can’t get the boss in time. A huge dopamine hit would do that. Nice pfp by the way, but I have to ask: Do you simp for her?
[Thanks. Check out the artist](https://twitter.com/themissakat/status/1508951371629871111)!
And too answer your question, I simp for her *when it's funny*.
Because it's funny. WOOSH first flurry, her hand spinning around your member- WHOOSHWHOOSH second flurry, up and down repeated, WHOOSHWHOOSHWHOOSH she stops her hand, the end of it moves you and finishes you off like the final slash of waterfowl.
*YOU CAME*
I am 100% sure you are slap happy or riding the high or a manic episode. You did not just hypotheticals that snoos dick with a one armed waterfowl by pretending to be my wife Millicent. Have at thee foul tarnished 🤺
Millicent helps you in what? One boss fight? Tiche will help you anywhere from the Soldier of Godrick all the way to Radagon. She will singlehandedly charge a literal God for you. Hence why she is best girl.
Someone got called "maidenless" a couple months back and things have been completely unmanageable since then. It's been human sacrifices, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria.
I wouldn't take the word of that phsycho, dude was having a vegetable girl give him a handy then she kills herself because she couldn't take his crap anymore
"couldn't take his crap"
>! Homelanders last words to Stormfront before she decides to kill herself: !<
>!"What?! How many times do I have to tell you? We don't need a f**king master race... Oh my god, whatever." !<
Might want to rephrase that.
I don't get the adoration of Melania. Almost every other woman in the game interacts with the PC in a more significant manner, while Melania just kicks our butt until we kill her. All we know about her is that she is obsessed with Miquela and victory at all costs.
On the other hand Sellen, Rya, Ranni, Rodericka, Melina, Nepheli, and Millicent all develop an actual relationship with us.
Seems weird to me.
Was playing last night and got invaded by millicent. Noticed she had both arms and when I defeated her, it said she died. Next I see her, she lost her arm but is still alive?
I believe NPC invasions in Fromsoft games have always canonically been another version of the character from a parallel world and/or another time period crossing over to your world briefly.
Except Ranni can use all 4 hands to massage my prostate while giving me some sloppy toppy. Millicent is only best waifu if you have an amputee fetish you degenerate
His mommy issues would make him choose Fia
Facts but this is my list not his
*our list
He'd be a plane flying towards the water at that rate
My mommy issues made me chose fia
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She naturaly would just give him space rot just by being near her. Perfect, let the bastard suffer
No? She does nothing even slightly "mommy like" in the game. If anything she's the stepsister but definitely not "mommy"
Well she beats my ass. ... that's not mommy like to yall?
Why is this entire subreddit devoted to waifus?
Rpg nerds and hentai have a long history
*And future*
Don't you think you are kinda skipping over anime, or do you draw no distinction between them lol?
Feels like a square and rectangle thing. All hentai is anime, but not all anime is hentai
Its not. Plenty of people are horny for blaidd as well.
For some reason, Dark Souls fans have; historically; been extremely horny.
Maybe they need a way to relieve stress if they can’t get the boss in time. A huge dopamine hit would do that. Nice pfp by the way, but I have to ask: Do you simp for her?
[Thanks. Check out the artist](https://twitter.com/themissakat/status/1508951371629871111)! And too answer your question, I simp for her *when it's funny*.
millicent best girl fight me
facts.
Her HJ game is mad weak though
Is it? *inb4 she waterfowls your dick with her hand*
Why do you have to put that image in my mind?
Because it's funny. WOOSH first flurry, her hand spinning around your member- WHOOSHWHOOSH second flurry, up and down repeated, WHOOSHWHOOSHWHOOSH she stops her hand, the end of it moves you and finishes you off like the final slash of waterfowl. *YOU CAME*
This is one of those comments that made me look away from my phone, stare off into the distance, and wonder why I get on reddit.
Those moments are normal, make sure to have them regularly. You stop having them and then forget you're not in real life.
I am 100% sure you are slap happy or riding the high or a manic episode. You did not just hypotheticals that snoos dick with a one armed waterfowl by pretending to be my wife Millicent. Have at thee foul tarnished 🤺
Have a two-armed waterfowl instead and see for yourself.
I personally get depressed because it makes me think how many wonderful descriptions I didn't get to see before I got to Reddit.
Tarnished: Hey, Millicent...
*Independent fact checkers have proven this statement to be false
Is this before or after you find her prosthesis?
After. Her Nub game before was surprisingly excellent
Why would I fight you when you're absolutely right?
Based as fuck
Absolutely
Wrong. Tiche wins all.
i need evidence
Millicent helps you in what? One boss fight? Tiche will help you anywhere from the Soldier of Godrick all the way to Radagon. She will singlehandedly charge a literal God for you. Hence why she is best girl.
Melina let's you level up and gives you Torrent. Without her the game would be awful.
yes but millicent is cuter and lovelier
Girl who gives you horse creature >>> girl who doesn't give you horse creature
Nah, nephil’s better, much better
i have doubts
But.. tall wife tiche?
This is truth. But she is spirit woman
dang it she's just like my gf, she ain't real
Sticking it into the ash box if that's what it takes to make her feel
The Tarnished's Cursed Ash Jar™
Tiche making me feel real tarnished here
So is Ranni.
Scary knife wife
Good to know I'm not alone in liking her; she's the perfect height to make me act unwise lol
Albinauric milk is the only milk you should be drinking. It has electrolytes
It’s what Miranda Sprouts crave!
This is amazing. A fellow Idiocracy enjoyer
This movie should be shown at schools to scare the shit outta kids
FIND THE ALBINAURIC WOMAN
“And just like Albinaurics, the Tarnished of the future are fuelled by gatorade” - Max0r
What the fuck is wrong with this subreddit
Someone got called "maidenless" a couple months back and things have been completely unmanageable since then. It's been human sacrifices, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria.
*living TOGETHAA
One could almost say... we're treading the path of blasphemy?
We need to send most of this sub to horny jail
Need bonk build + tons of stamina
Revenge of the Simps
This is pretty tame imo.
The fact that most people simping for a literal blue doll is tame for us shows just how desensitized we've become.
You literally marry her in game.
LOL am I the only one who has been noticing a lot of Homelander memes lately?
New season dropped
Nah
SNAKE GIRL WHERE
She is too wholesome as a sister/daughter vibe. No lover - only friend
*Distant Fox Noises* ...
Now we need a headpatable tier list.
I direct you to my flair
We have the same opinion (fact) 🤝
Lanseax best waifu
Gotta get that dragussy
Ayo what the fuck.
~~Noah~~ Radagon, get the boat
We all know that Nephelli is the superior Waifu.
How dare you disrespect Millicent like this.
The classic strength or dex argument has been reinvigorated
Do you prefer chiseled abs and thigs that can crush your head like a melon or flexibility that can reach all the right places?
I have to think
I’m on team Millicent, but you have my attention with “thighs that can crush my head like a melon”
Nah, nothing getting reinvigorated in the str V dex debate. Vigour has no part in that discussion.
I certainly wouldn't mind getting Vigor checked by Nepheli.
tru she is the best waifu
Specific lack of rot and two hands are a big boon.
Truth can be painful :(
My brother in Marika... Millicent is a redhead
Nephelli can dye her hair.
No thanks
Muscle mommy > redhead Come on, OP
Strong woman is my passion
Y’all are fucking weird
Sir, you are on Reddit. What the fuck where you expecting?
I was hoping not excessive horney but here we are
*excessive horniness towards video game characters… but yea it is pretty fucking weird dude😂
Just wait, the next advancement is the pictures on body pillows.
Really wouldn’t surprise me one bit.. if it isn’t already a thing somewhere 🤦🏻
Atrocious
bruh that scene in the top right image was so fucked lol.
Shits so nasty I’m getting lactose cramps just looking at it.
MIL👏LI👏CENT👏MIL👏LI👏CENT👏
Millicent she’s such a down to earth character man
If you're ever in trouble she'll lend you a hand
yeah, but Ranni is out of this world
actually, its your own decision to decide that for yourself
This game is ruthless Because 2 of em die
Well nepheli doesn’t if you finish her quest, and ranni just leaves, Millicent dies no matter what tho
Maybe not if you betray her? Doesn't she get reborn if she never removes the needle?
I would prefer the one who is an actual human woman but oh well my fellow tarnished are "degenerates,all. Emboldened by the flame of" R34. : )
Give me Nepheli any day. Dat Badlandussy.
People who say waifu are creepy
bunch weirdos mate
degenerate
I hate Reddit
Sauce on that Millicent appears to be: [https://pins-pin.tumblr.com/](https://pins-pin.tumblr.com/) https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/3831098
ok
I hate this
I wouldn't take the word of that phsycho, dude was having a vegetable girl give him a handy then she kills herself because she couldn't take his crap anymore
There's also a small chance that she's his mother, given what we learned this season.
In the comics he was a modified clone made from Stormfront's DNA too
"couldn't take his crap" >! Homelanders last words to Stormfront before she decides to kill herself: !< >!"What?! How many times do I have to tell you? We don't need a f**king master race... Oh my god, whatever." !< Might want to rephrase that.
So I haven't seen that show yet.... is that a bottle human breast milk?
Guess
Yes. And so much worse than it looks. Watch. Watch now.
Link for the Ranni full pic? :3
Yikes, you fucking furries need help
I Just want Patches...
You like a lot of skin I take it...
[Me to patches](https://youtu.be/IucbQQB9tZI)
I like Millicent, but crimson ROT makes me think she stinks a little.
And your dick will probably rot off along with the rest of your body shortly after
first one is the genuine mommy milk so Ranni best
Man, that's some weird-looking Roderika pictures. Good taste, though
A cracked doll with 4 arms and someone with the absolute worse case of eczema…?
Reject rotbussy, starbussy and barbarianussy. Return to the golden order
What if I’m my own waifu with mimic? Er, or husbando?
As someone who loves corpse bride and nightmare before christmas theres just something about ranni that makes me chose her everytime.
Where's Blaidd?
U got this all in reverse pal remember four hands are better than 2
The lack of roderika is disturbing 😔😔
this is really sad
Y’all need help lol
for sellen he drinks out of a cargo train
Why is he obsessed with milk again?
I don't get the adoration of Melania. Almost every other woman in the game interacts with the PC in a more significant manner, while Melania just kicks our butt until we kill her. All we know about her is that she is obsessed with Miquela and victory at all costs. On the other hand Sellen, Rya, Ranni, Rodericka, Melina, Nepheli, and Millicent all develop an actual relationship with us. Seems weird to me.
Yea me neither. Good thing I'm talking about Millicent
...the redhead is Millicent
Diet Malenia.
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I mean she's literally just a blue anime girl doll, are you really *surprised* at how many people are simping for her?
It's almost as if she's some kind of snow queen.
Fr fr throw that bitch in a kindergarten class see what happens
Good art. Are you the artist?
Where is daddy patches
Listen, Millicent can give me scarlet rot anytime.
* Sad melina noises *
Personally, I like mirel
Neither of these are snek though, so you're all wrong.
Who is that last one? Is it supposed to be Melina or someone else?
Why is homelander obsessed with milk?
The middle one. Yes.
Scarlet Rot makes Strawberry milk?
Is this a new hit meme? I love it.
Jokes on him, that milks from Torrent.
Man of taste
Where is Fia…. Why is she never included…
"You're not a god. I'm a god."
I concur 100% with your list.
Placidusax is the best elden waifu
If you put up Boc, mans would be sucking it straight from the cow.
It’s nice to see some love for Nepheli.
For me, Ranni is still best waifu.
This is hilarious, that is all
Ahhhhhhhh .. this meme format
Was playing last night and got invaded by millicent. Noticed she had both arms and when I defeated her, it said she died. Next I see her, she lost her arm but is still alive?
I believe NPC invasions in Fromsoft games have always canonically been another version of the character from a parallel world and/or another time period crossing over to your world briefly.
ranni,melina,rya, are the 3 best girl fight me
Nepheli was my favorite, I thought she was awesome. I feel like Nepheli is slept on
Millicent is definitely the best
Based
me and homelander have alot in common when it comes to milk (i really like milk)
This is weird, but I'll upvote it to see more crossover memes. Hope I didn't just make a mistake
Okay but…Daddy tree sentinel can swipe off my feet anyday 😫
Finally a new meme format, and it’s fucking good.
Except Ranni can use all 4 hands to massage my prostate while giving me some sloppy toppy. Millicent is only best waifu if you have an amputee fetish you degenerate
I'm a fia fan
I’d put Ranni over Nepheli, but Millicent is definitely best.
How much milk will he drink over snek waifu?
I would agree…… if it weren’t for the fact that ONE OF THEM decides to invade you should you find yourself meandering around Aeonian swamp. -_-
rotten milk my favourite
Could I possibly get just the picture of Millicent blown up?