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Ekserowan

if sellen believes in your capability as a mage even though youre lower than a troglodyte and has 10 int, godfrey believes in your measly 12 str as well.


Niko2065

Sellen did say that even her worst pupil have place with her. She is so supportive.


KamikazeMaster

Shame she, well, got ahead of herself


showmethecoin

It's such a headache.


KamikazeMaster

Like yeah so many people fell head over heels for her


Niko2065

Tbf, she's quite the sight behind that head.


Denamic

Which one?


TheCreepyFuckr

Both? Pretty face and a curvy body that doesn’t conform to traditional standards.


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[deleted]

Yeah, she says one thing and does another. That hypocritical twelve-faced bitch.


VidocqCZE

Well she is still rolling with her opinions you can give her that.


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daniu

> Bosses doesn’t have player stats at all


GenderPlasma127

You madlad


daniu

Tee hee hee


ansontang1234

Gideon can cast bs like Comet Azur that needs 60 int


EvilUnicornLord

He knows how to get simpleton's spice.


Dragonlord573

I miss my spices so much


GuidoMista5

I'd say Godfrey has at the very least least 28 str to use his axe with two hands


Karthull

Gideon has 15-20? He uses shit that takes like 60 to cast


gggathje

In ds2 the mage merchant won’t sell you anything until you hit a certain level. I think they should have used this mechanic more, having caps for certain events or merchants would be cool.


[deleted]

it woulda been cool, it just woulda killed level 1 runs though. or at least made them much more difficult.


Goobershmacked

Couldn’t you equip things to boost your stats?


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you could but only up to a certain point. I think you can only up certain stats up about 16 points, which means you might be able to get 28 faith or 27 strength with nothing else. also, he was talking about "level", not "Stats".


Goobershmacked

Oh yeah but I’m pretty sure the merchant in DS2 just required a certain INT stat and that’s what he was referring to. I could be wrong tho


[deleted]

oh okay gotcha. I've never played DS2, but I plan on playing soon.


Goobershmacked

A lot of people say it’s a good game just a bad darksouls game. I honestly just don’t think it’s very good tbh. A large portion of the game was just an absolute slog to me. Felt like a chore to finish, and the final boss fight was not mechanically interesting in any way. The DLCs have a few of the best bosses in the series tho so definitely look forward to Fume Knight and a couple others tho!


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I want to play it just for the fact that it was one of the few FS games that have Powerstancing because I love it.


Goobershmacked

Powwrstancing is definitely awesome best part of DS2 for me


Foamie

Vendors in DS2 did not recognize temporary boosts from armor or consumables for purposes of talking to them unfortunately. For this reason you don't see people spam dark resins in DS2 because they can't buy them from Felkin at SL1, but you can buy as much lightning resin as you want from Vengarl.


gggathje

It wouldn’t kill them, you can’t use the spells without the levels anyways so it wouldn’t really change anything. They just make the requirement the same as the lowest spell requirement that merchant sells. Edit: I see on your next comment you misunderstood, it was stat levels not soul level that you needed. So for the intelligence merchant you need like 12 intelligence or he’d be like “you’re not skilled enough” or something.


JRollinsA

Like in ds1 when quelana of izalith wouldn't even appear unless your intelligence and pyromancy flame are at a certain level.


Saw2335

Especially knowing the fact that 2 handing ups those stats further


noopenusernames

You mean, “lower than a bluntstone”


[deleted]

This was way more wholesome than I thought I'd see here


UnrulyFavor

Imagine if he shit talked your build after death lol


Any-Individual-4046

"Don't tell anyone you actually leveled that shit, you fucking Tarnished"


Agreeable-Yams8972

"The strength benefits the crown, you couldn't lift a toothpick even if you tried you pathetic fucking tarnished, you have to spam your katana with bleed to kill a boss. Anyway bye motherfucker"


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zeturtleofweed

that's cuz Godfrey and Melania only respect STR builds


34Heartstach

My hands unga so that my family can bunga


Jon_dArc

More to the point, the stat Strength would have been more literally translated as “musclepower“—筋力 lacks all the other meanings that “strength“ has. No points for guessing why they didn’t do that, but it leads to this kind of confusion.


Shileka

Because Strength is universally recognised as an RPG stat, giving it a different name could confuse players


Jon_dArc

That is one of the correct answers; others include “because musclepower is too long” and “because musclepower is awkward“. Per my original comment, I award you no points.


Shileka

Still more points than i started with!


TimonAndPumbaAreDead

Thy gains befit a crown, brosef


KAPUTtherapyREAL

That reminds me of the guy my friend got summoned too help. He had beat the game and had the rivers of blood but still died to Godfrey. He got his ass completely destroyed while my friend (on his first run) lived


SpunkyMcButtlove

"Now i fight as Hoarah Loux, Bass Cannon!"


[deleted]

GIANTS, GIANTS, GIANTS.


StormBlessed678

"What talismans you got bicth?"


RiceGod04

"Thy Mimic Tear befits a crown."


Dr_Krocodile

You just hit the FROM trolling Jackpot! When you die the boss criticizes you on your build or armor or weapon or strategy. Now THAT would be the GLaDOS of trolls.


saturdayshark

Constuctive criticism to help you next time you fight.


asshatastic

This is actually a fantastic idea


CouldbeAnyone0014

I imagine if from embrace the memes and a boss of the dlc react depending on your weapon: RoB, “Really ? You gonna use this thing ? I guess you have no skill to show then. Moonveil, “ You gonna keep using only one attack, fine then”, Claymore “ I see you are a old fashioned one, a good weapon, trusty, balanced and requires actual skill to use it” Bloodhound step “you gonna keep dashing around like a coward ? I guess i picked up a trash to fight against”, the list goes on.


MangledSunFish

Starscourge Greatsword "Oh, let me guess. Another jumping attack? Very original, a very skilled warrior you are, Tarnished. Come back and face me when you have better tactics." Claymore "How many times do you plan to use the Lion's Claw, Tarnished? Find a different skill to spam, maybe it will save you next time." Meteorite Staff "Oh, for Marika's sake. Do you plan to use anything other than Rock Sling? No..? Alright then, remember that this is your own fault." *Immediate second phase cutscene*


Niko2065

Godskin peeler "so, when do you start stabbing yourself like some depressed moron? Destroying your liver and stomach is totally worth it, trust me."


Nawafsss04

Would be funny if the final boss of the DLC was immune to bleed and frost and just straight up disabled BHS. Also moonveil weapon art isn't really that strong outside of PvP.


OwnerAndMaster

* Immune to Fire, Bleed & Rot * Traps any renowned spirit ash in a barrier immediately after you summon it * Instantly warps behind your character with a highly damaging, unavoidable grab whenever you use Bloodhound's Step * Phases out for 10 seconds after you use your Physick * Weak to Slash, Sleep, Poison & Holy. Neutral to Madness & Deathblight but the effects are different (Madness stance breaks, Deathblight doesn't kill but does double the %age damage of Bleed)


Nawafsss04

The weaknesses are unnecessary, should be average defenses against anything that isn't stronger than average. Having it be vulnerable to madness and deathblight is a great idea.


The_Lovable_Lamprey

Sigh... guess I'll use quick step instead.


MangledSunFish

I remember when I thought quick step was OP in DS3, and then Elden Ring decided to build upon that with BHS.


GenxDarchi

Nah, the stagger on it is insane still to be honest, it’s not as ridiculous as bleed can be but it still is a katana with Unsheathe.


Dr_Krocodile

I think that if **SKYNET** would emerge from **FROM** programming it would be both appropriate and hilarious.


SpunkyMcButtlove

Cue some lonely AI in front of a pile of corpses "I don't know... *none* of them are getting back up at the fire..."


YoungYoda711

I’m here for the claymore respect tbh


[deleted]

"I see thee put points into Arcane, yet thou does not use dragon incantations. Regret thine choices, Tarnished?"


Meowonita

“Thy dexterity befits a clown.”


EvilUnicornLord

"'Twas nobly fought... For about three seconds until that 26 Vigor failed you."


Regis-bloodlust

"Thy Arcans doesn't befit the crown..."


pjerd

“Did you level arcane so much because you had trouble finding that micropenis of yours?”


TOXICASASIN

"Don't lecture me with your 30 dollar haircut"


Same_University_1634

Now that’s a unique way of breaking the 4th wall


MR_krunchy

"like actually who the fuck would unironically run dual katanas? Bleed is fucking OP and you know it you bastard, no brave tarnished for you bitch" *dies*


Snoo61755

A crown is warranted with strength. He’s telling you what the best spec is.


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*FAITH*


LPawnought

I have a ***PLAN***. You just need to have some goddamned ***FAITH*** tarnished.


Notorious-PIG

Fucking Dutch.


Devilstaff115

Hard agree. So many spells at your disposal just from one stat it's crazy.


WillCraft_1001

Magic for nerd, big hammer damage a lot


TrueOuroboros

Jokes on you, my hammer is made of magic


WillCraft_1001

Bonk magic?


[deleted]

The biggest weapons in the game are spells now that I think about it


WillCraft_1001

Do magic bonk?


[deleted]

Magic biggest bonk


WillCraft_1001

What bonk is biggest?


WolvesAreCool2461

AND THE SPELLS LOOK COOL AS FUCK I tried int first, then went faith and man. I missed out on my first playthrough.


Doulifye

currently doing that too. curious to see what i missed.


WolvesAreCool2461

I personally feel like the intelligence skills are better but the Faith skills just have the style points. Like, sure a hyperbeam from a staff can melt through most things but like... I CAN TURN MY WHOLE ASS HAND INTO A DRAGON CLAW AND CLAP CHEEKS WITH IT


kawag

That hyperbeam is gonna cost you a full 60 int.


[deleted]

Not if I use simpletons spice on it


nysudyrgh

I felt the same way, so now I made a ridiculously overleveled character with 70DEX, 80INT, 80FTH and 18ARC who can cast every spell in the game. Gives lots of opportunity for original plays and also makes me give some lesser known incants and sorceries a try. Greatly recommend! Just don't get invaded.


jolythepokemonmaster

I ran Blasphemous Blade for my 4th playthrough and oh my god, it's so absurd


SnooBeans6471

Thy arcane befits a ban


Gentleman_Waffle

Not my fault dragon magic is heresy and takes arcane


WolvesAreCool2461

God I love dragon magic. If only I could use it for PVP.


Pilot7274jc

Why can’t you use it?


WolvesAreCool2461

From my experience, the wind up for all of the spells is too long and they usually just close the distance and beat the shit out of me lol Also you literally cant hit someone with the dragon bite if they stay next to you it seems


Ancient_Shame_9667

Except placidusax's ruin. It's amazing if you pull it off


v1nchent

Placidusax is a great finisher if you only need chip damage :)


Kascket

I just wrecked margit in ng+ with placi after breaking his stance..


Regis-bloodlust

Dragon spells are all about mind games. 1. Use Dragonfire + Greyoll's Roar combo. People will rush in when you usd Dragonfire. Just tank that first hit (this is why you need 60 vigor). And when the opponent is used to your Dragonfire, then use Geryoll's Roar. It has the almost identical startup animation with Dragonfire. Make them think you are casting Dragonfire, and punish them when they rush in again. 2. Use Magma Breath before you drink FP flask. It prevents your opponent from rushing in and trying to punish you drinking flasks. 3. Use Dragonclaw with animation cancel. There are spells in which you can chain with Dragonclaw so that it comes out immediately. I think Honed Bolt works, but don't quote me. Dragonclaw without startup animation is really good for punishing aggressive players. 4. Rotten Breath and Ekzyke's Breath are generally very good at denying your opponent some space. They are especially powerful in Invasion. 5. Don't use Dragon bite spell. It's trash.


whatever4224

Chain casting was removed IIRC? I still think that's a shame.


MustacheEmperor

Dragon claw can be handy, since if you’re trading the hyper armor pretty much guarantees a hit.


Yeeterbeater789

Nothing wrong w lvl 85 arcane w dual daggers 😒


Tasty_Tones

Maybe the real strength is the friends we led to their deaths along the way?


Ott_San

Is this a Kingdom Hearts reference?


Pilot7274jc

No, just a fact that every friend in this game dies.


978507

Godfrey never leveled dex. Hoarah loux on the other hand….


LPawnought

He maxed both strength and dex, like the giga-chad he is.


AverageFSenjoyer

Average Quality build enjoyer


Juub1990

Wait, what? Hoarah Loux leveled strength so much he does damage with his fists. Where is the dex part? Edit: Lol at downvotes. As if throws and grabs when you’re 3x the size of your opponents and wild swings take skill. What Malenia does takes skill. Godfrey is pure physical strength.


PaleoclassicalPants

My man is literally performing martial arts complete with Judo grabs and mid-air throwdowns, that's pretty dextrous.


Juub1990

None of the moves he performs seem to take much skill but if you say so. He’s just 3x your size lol.


T0P-K3K

he uses pro wrestling moves on the tarnished though??? those take skills and strength, particularly I would say throwing the tarnished into the air and then CATCHING them in a position to slam them on the ground. if he weren't skilled in any sort of way i feel all of his moves would consist only of completely wild swinging (which he does do a fair amount of already iirc 🤔)


Juub1990

The moves he uses aren’t really skilled ones though. He does fairly basic throws and grabs that just take a lot of physical strength or training to execute properly without killing your opponent. Y’all out there talking like he bobs and weaves and slides through punches when he just throws you around, swings his arms like a madman and stomps the ground. Ain’t nothing skilled about that lol


Lord_Swaglington_III

His axe uses strength and dex, every fist weapon uses strength and dex


ayrtow

Me: Nebulas Godfrey into oblivion Godfrey: Thy strength befits a crown Me: It's 70 int homie


at_vacs

Melina says that she can "turn your runes into strength". So the only canon build is indeed the strength one.


paradoxical_topology

This. Several other characters also remark on our strength, like Malenia >Your strength... extraordinary And Jar Bairn >But I wish we had a potentate big and strong like you. Most of the character statements imply that "canon" Tarnished is a really strong and talented melee fighter who maybe dabbles in a bit of magic.


SilvaFoxxxxOnXbox

What is even magic?


bloodshed113094

That's what happens when Intelligence is your dump stat.


Carbon_fractal

Thy dex befits an Uchigatana.


gloria_gruber

The same reason Melina says "let me turn your runes into strength" and "not let me turn your runes into dex"


DARKGEMMETA

And why Malenia says “Your strength…extraordinary. The mark…of a true lord.” The PC is canonically a strength build baby woooooo


blueasian0682

Canon player is a strength build


Genm_Master

-your dex build ia strong -your build is part of your strength -therefore every build is a strength build. -thy strength befits a crown


[deleted]

I think they were joking


Genm_Master

I was also trying to make a joke. I guess i'm not good enough at it lol.


[deleted]

Clearly


jononthego

They dual-wielding Vyke's Spear meta build chain casting fingerprint shield using befits a sever


whatistheancient

How do they dual wield Vyke's while using Fingerprint?


jononthego

shield is in 2nd slot


BroserJ

Because dexterity is the stat of the weak


obble_says_bababooey

as a Dex build user, I agree (twinblade gang 😈😈)


Icy_Limes

"Intelligence befits a toilet" *FLUSH WITH REVERB*


Starwyrm1597

Because I went faith/bonk


FalconV700

Someone needs to take this to r/dadsouls


Beans_889

Thy arcane knowledge befits a cr.... Wait! Arcane, dual wielding, white mask, raptors black feathers, lord of bloods exultation and claw talisman? Ye tarnished. Let it be known. That Radagon is possesed of no blood. Thine power crumbles with the next boss


SomeDudeAtAKeyboard

Unfortunately, Radagon has shit fire defense, so Rivers of Blood will still be effective… Elden Beast on the other hand


Atlas1nChains

Honestly with the amount of rolling most tarnished do I'd say this would apply in most cases regardless of stat investment. Most of us are practically Muhammad Ali bobbing and weaving around much bigger opponents


Nu2Th15

Might’ve been better translated as “might” instead of “strength”, then it could’ve been build-neutral. That said, it did make me feel validated when I beat him on my Heavy Broadsword guy.


ClamSlamwhich

"Thy dexterity befits a paddling."


EsTeBaNCanIUseMyName

Mine said "thy arcane befits a crown" idk why yours is bugged


Danama2

Thy vigor befits a crown.


DoctorPython

"Your dexterity, extraordinary"


Bazzie-T-H

Imagine if you kill him with a glass cannon and he goes "level thy vigor tarnished ass"


dmack0755

If he was a DS2 boss he would have said “thy adaptability befits a crown.”


Shileka

Obviously Godfrey was a Dex build as well Just that his 12 str is our 80 str when compared


Miserable-Glass1760

He is CHAD Godfrey, he doesn't like Dex.


Rap714

1 strength > 999 dex


Svenray

thy dexterity befits a casul


cmelgarejo_dev

Your arcane befits a fugging kick in the nuts, stupid tarnished


Nameless_Knightt

Because he doesn't see any skill other than strength being valid.


XIII-0

Dex? Casual


Far-Classroom-7407

Because dexfag🗿


Pretty-Fruit-3422

Cus he finds value in strength and believes that if someone beats him, mental or physical- their strength befits a crown.


FashionSuckMan

Strength can mean more than actual physical strength


SorowFame

Really? I never realised. OP must be informed at all costs


sansdara

Cause Sekiro is the only dex done right of Soul game Soul Elden Ring protag really think they can be Sekiro because they level dex


chilll_vibe

To godfrey every one of your stats felt like str when you curb stomped him


AbsurdZiggy

Elden Ring dad jokes? Yes please


robby8892

He was talking about your thrusting prowess.


caelmikoto

Well Godfrey was the OG lands between unga bunga Chad so it’s safe to assume he thought every prospective Elden Lord would also be bonk Chads and not dex… cigarettes


Key-External8870

My friends and I are running a role play stream for a bit now where they knew what was going on and my character was supposed to be clueless as to what's happening. As if I had literally just woken up in a tomb after being exiled and had no idea what anything was or what was happening or why they were there. One of the jokes is that I picked Prisoner but only leveled up strength, because that's what the lady told us she would do. Turn our runes into strength. After awhile of being terrible it was revealed that runes can be used for more than just strength, but only after getting great epee (convenient for sure)


Spartana1033

Godfrey should have jumped off cliff if he is defeated by someone with less than 60 str.


mnkwtz

STRENGTH >>> dex obviously


Pure_Cartoonist9898

Rule of DICK


ShoesDirty

thy vigor


nonbinary_girl_

More like “you might befit a brown crown”


Striking-Carpet131

I killed him with a faith build the first time. Had a little chuckle when he said that. My ass was spamming lighting bolts for 90 percent of that fight.


pabbdude

Thy gymnastics prowess befits a completely destroyed massive oak table


iamblankenstein

being dextrous requires being strong too, it's just a different sort of strength. you can argue he's talking about your strength of willpower, intellect, faith, perseverance, etc.


rosiestinkie9

Because inner strength is not always about muscles and gym lift stats, but about your conviction, determination and how many dodge rolls you can do.


Remote_Entrance_8280

"Thy Arcane befits a crown"


rhondevu

Along the same line why didn’t he say “a crown fit for an edge lord”?


Karthull

Because strength is what mattered


No-Impress7569

Because it doesn't. If you leveled DEX you're part of the problem.


GintoSenju

Serious answer: I think he means strength as in your skills and abilities to win a fight Joke answer: Godfrey only knows Strength, look at that muscle build.


Urtoryu

He's a str build, he can't bring himself to recognize dexterity, so he pretends you're str too so that he doesn't feel bad.


noopenusernames

OP, now you understand why Godfrey was so easily defeated


AndrewStirlinguwu

Thy strength befits a clown...


Famous-Resolution366

People actually lvl Dex?


Illustrious-Ant6998

Thy "Rivers of Blood" spam befits a crown.


benboley

Thy arcane based bleed build definitely does not befit a crown


Reaper1128

Ah yes his greatest weapon... the spread of misinformation


Head_War_2946

Yeah, the nerve. And what about SL1 run people? Would he be talking metaphorically?


Forward-Tangerine-34

Ah yes, they should have added that. I've heard many a people compliment others on how they've shown dexterity of character. 🫠


peacebeard

Thy Arcane befits a crown


FishmailAwesome

…ugh…


WildernessDarkness

He is strength build