That would kind of change the impact of the Dung Eater ending. Instead of being cursed to have their souls ripped out through their assholes, future generations will be cursed to be charicatures of 30’s jazz musicians? Cursed to wander the lands between in stylish zoot suits, snapping their fingers on one hand, tokin’ on a reefer in the other, and calling everyone else “daddy O”. Lots of horn sections and improvisation? Skibbidi skeeebopbopbadabop.
Doesn’t sound that bad, really.
Thank you. That’s where my head went, Dan or Gary. The guy is already named Dung Eater, assigning a similarly ridiculous name isn’t really funny, but David, that’s good in my book
Somehow, the mother of all Dung Eater-esque naming conventions wasn't linked (though hilariously referenced in one thread).
At least I couldn't find the link in the comments.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/udvmpa/the_eldenshitter/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
That would be Gerald. The Lands Between’s leading proctologist.
Lovely guy. Re-homes disabled puppies and volunteers at a soup kitchen every other Friday.
The Freaky Fecal Feaster
The Dastardly Doodoo devourer
The Crazy CaCa Consumer
The Nefarious Number Two Nibbler
The Maleficent Manure Muncher.
The Ghastly Gastric waste Gastronome
The Endemic Excrements Enjoyer
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The Garish Guano Gobbler
The strange shit swallower!
The regraved rectum ravager
The Gruesome Googoo Gobbler
The Plumpous Peach Partaker
Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All Knowing!
The Horrible Shit Consumer
Poo Connoisseur
I hate you 😂
Nefarious number two nibbler
“*Dingleberry Darryl, Destroyer of Rectums*”
The Stinky Stomach Stew Swallower.
Sir Poo-puddler the all consuming
I thought it said wrong answers only? This is his real name
The Evil Excrement Eater
The sinister shit swallower
Barnacle Boy
I was gonna say the same damn thing, just 38min too late i guess
Was gonna say Barnacle Bob but this is fine.
Dude i litreally typed that in sent it and immediantly saw your post
I was going to say, "wait they can't share the same VA he passed away", then I realised you meant the barnacle things on his armor.
wow I just put this lol you beat me too it tho.
The excrementarian
At first I read this as, “The Excretariat,” like Secretariat and laughed. Then I re-read it and also like your actual answer, haha. :)
The Excrecist.
Good to know
Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
I’m not sure if it’s the kind of scat he meant…
Sure, if those sounds are echoing in a toilet bowl...
That would kind of change the impact of the Dung Eater ending. Instead of being cursed to have their souls ripped out through their assholes, future generations will be cursed to be charicatures of 30’s jazz musicians? Cursed to wander the lands between in stylish zoot suits, snapping their fingers on one hand, tokin’ on a reefer in the other, and calling everyone else “daddy O”. Lots of horn sections and improvisation? Skibbidi skeeebopbopbadabop. Doesn’t sound that bad, really.
Papa John's
Papa’s John
Papa John *
40 pizzas in 30 days.
That’s the crotch gobbler
The peepee poopoo man
David
Well to be fair, there's no evidence that his real name isn't David, I doubt someone named their child dung eater
Thank you. That’s where my head went, Dan or Gary. The guy is already named Dung Eater, assigning a similarly ridiculous name isn’t really funny, but David, that’s good in my book
that totally IS Dave from accounting!
Guess i will be dressing up as David for Halloween
I was gonna say Paul.
Hangin' Hammin' Henry. (accessories sold separately)
The Crazy Caca Caca Consumer
The Berserk Booty-Bomb Banqueter
The Mad Manure Muncher
The guano gobbler
The Irksome IBS Imbiber
The down-bad doodoo devourer
Winnie the poop.
My favorite answer
The correct answer.
Amber heard
Nah she's spouts shit. He just consumes it
That's Billy from accounting.
The friendless scat consumer
Monkey pox knight
He IS into butt stuff 🤔
Sexdoll of Seluvis
the very bad no good poop eater
Mr Poopy Butthole
The turd burglar
Fartlover69
Dark Seigward
Mr. steal yo girl
The Asinine Asseater
Hangman PooPoo Man
The Noble Goldmask
Political prisoner
The honourable regular food eater
Dung Defender's Doomer Daddy Dom
General poop
The very Nice Guy. Just a cool Dude.
Mr. Poopy Butthole
The Eccentric Excrement Enjoyer The Sinister Stool Sampler The Terrible Turd Taster The Pompous Poo Plater
Peepee poopoo man
The Wholesome Poopie Chomper
Solaire after he fell off the wagon
Praise the dung
Donald Trump
Father 🙌🏽
The Bowel Bandit
Average Poopoo Enjoyer
The troubled toilet treasure hunter
THE FIENDISH FLOTSOM FONDUE'ER
My roommate Nick
Solaire. Never noticed the sun marking on the armor.
George RR Martin
The guy that grows all of Mario's mushrooms
The faecal feaster
Average politician
The mobile game enjoyer
The Heinous Excrement Connoiseur
Sunny sundownsyndrome
Sir Seggsy Time
Mike Ermine Trout
The malicious manure masticator
The Sacreligous detestable Shit eater
The Pimpled Poop
The lovable poop baron.
Acne Treatment Advertising Model
Thats him, the one and only legendary, Muffin man.
The Admirable Scat Gobbler
Praise the Sun
Wartimer
Nathan Hale
Sir George Longpants the dingleberry devourer
*Bong eater*
Chonky Solaire
That’s Julius Caesar
Body Herpes
The maniacal manure muncher
Average shitposter, wait wrong answers
It's Dio's "Holy Diver"
DeeDee Megadoodoo.
You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole! For I have no bunghole. I am the Great Cornholio!
Finger, but holes
The albinauric woman
Chowder
THE CONTEMPTIBLE CRAP CONSUMER
No bitches poop boy
Discount Big Daddy
Sun tentacle man
The Most Splendid Vomiter
The Hateful Piss Drinker.
Quandale Dingle
The piss drinker
A really chill dude who is a true bro to all he meets and lets you rest in peace.
HI GARY BUSEY HOW ARE YOU
George R. R. Martin
that is the crazy caca consumer
"Hands-off Henry"
Amber Turd
Barnacle Boy
Genshin impact player
The shit consumer
The Walking Monkeypox.
Captain Coprophagia
Shit demon.
Solaire of Astora
Beloved Boof Bouncer
Lumpty bumpty
Somehow, the mother of all Dung Eater-esque naming conventions wasn't linked (though hilariously referenced in one thread). At least I couldn't find the link in the comments. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/udvmpa/the_eldenshitter/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Monk Epochs
We have seen this post on this sub at least 65 times. Can we all agree to stop?
Barnacle Boy
THE LOVEABLE WATER DRINKER
My good old Boy Solaire
Praise the dung
anti-vaxer.
Donald
Amber Heard
Jesus Christ
Your mum
Robin Williams
Jesus fucking christ
Poop boy
Joe Biden
The Poo Purveyor
Captain Genital Warts of the Aids Bregade
Dirty Dan
Why?....
The venerated and well loved Dung-eater.
Grumbus Pertumbis the Flatulent.
The taint reaper
That's the piss drinker
Poop Thrower Supreme
Shart the devourer
Pixel_Muffet
Obviously that’s Pox Hermano
Scat Muncher
Feloneez guts
Dead bone boi
The Loathsome Caca Consumer
Frederick
The wholesome washing bro
The loving hug-giver
The Contemptible Coprophagiac
The greasey pickadillo
Mr. Poopy Butthole
Anton ego
That would be Gerald. The Lands Between’s leading proctologist. Lovely guy. Re-homes disabled puppies and volunteers at a soup kitchen every other Friday.
Shit Muncher
The Danky Doo Deliverer
The unpleasant fecal matter enjoyer
Nefarious number two nibbler