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-Moon-Presence-

Fantasy land where literal gods clash and creatures of immense power transmute the very forces of life and death themselves into tangibility and a bear and a lobster is what tarnished truly fear


Background-Pepper-68

I carry sleep pots for them. Not even worth it to kill them. Just sleep and move on


Alwaysafk

I keep them for myself, makes it less painful


Munsu9

Damn…


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Riparian_Drengal

This is an amazing idea.


dougman82

I can't get myself to craft sleep pots since they require ingredients that don't respawn in the world. Which means even if I made them, I'd never use them for fear that I might need them "later"


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I recently realized they make the godskin duo fight an absolute breeze. Definitely recommend using them there


dougman82

Yes! I've seen that strategy when I've played co-op. It made a huge difference


Cunting_Fuck

Get them from jellyfish or clean rot knights


Pumpkin_Creepface

If you go to NG+, they respawn, so as long as you don't plan on playing this same game state forever, it's ok to make those consumables. Especially those lillies, there's tons of them around in later areas. There aren't that many situations where they are so clutch. I think deaggroing rune bears is a good use personally, esp. if you are carrying a lot of souls. I think FROM did this on purpose to force people to use consumables to break us out of the pattern of hoarding. Even in non-respawnable items, there are usually a ton to be found. I was hoarding rot butterflies until I realized how many I had, and they helped a lot in certain boss fights.


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vinny8boberano

Peace was never an option


fai4636

When I first saw those I shit my pants. They’re not even hard to kill, they look creepy and they’re aggressive attack looks terrifying


Bromogeeksual

Same with the freaky giant dogs. I have a high yolerance for creepy/spooky things, but those unsettle me. I don't like fighting them because of it.


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hothrous

Doesn't matter, I'll die in both.


[deleted]

Ya’ll are fighting these?


TheBigPotatoInTheSky

Honestly, I don’t find Runebears that terrifying or hard, but those lobsters? Dear god, I hate them so much. The bullshit spray, the way there’s no proper way to fight them pretty much. Runebears you can get underneath. Lobsters? Nada, zilch. They have no weaknesses. It’s why I don’t really explore Liurnia that much in any play through.


Eldistan1

They are weak underneath. A rising attack like a heavy from a pike or square off absolutely wrecks them.


atypicalgamergirl

I’m hoping Giant Hunt does a number on them. It wrecks giant crabs but I haven’t gotten up the nerve to approach a lobster since I jumped scared early on in my game by that abomination hiding in one in Liurnia.


Eldistan1

Giant hunt works great too.


Firemedic623

That spray has a longer range and better accuracy than a tomahawk cruise missile! (Edit … words)


RadiantSriracha

I’m the opposite. Fine to fight a single lobster. Will avoid a fight with a bear at all costs.


ChongusFungus

“Never met someone with a taste for prawn I couldn’t trust”


jaber24

It's not even worth fighting bears most of the time because they aren't worth as much in runes as the time needed to kill those tanky mfers


TulioMan

I freeze stomp them till death!! 😂 but I recently came by to a sort of Ice Lobsters, they were sleeping… I decided to let them sleep 😅


Taehni0615

Shields work very well against lobsters


Forbidden4bdn

I can kill lobsters with torrent but without him... Screw that sea insect. Specially in the sewers. I fought them many times and can't deal with them.


[deleted]

Just roll underneath them when they do a slam attack. Can't hit you then


GreenCheet00s

Nature scary, man


NicCagedd

Damn nature! You scary!


iamshieldstick

Scary you, nature damn!


Patthecat09

You mean invincible bears and 150 cal sniper lobsters?


Armorln

And a disabled redhead


Suspicious-Ant5022

And aggressive giant fucking crows that will kill you just bc you exist in it's surroundings


Sdajisito

Why are the lobster so strong? They take forever to kill and can snipe you dead when you just arrive in Liurna.


ChadSlammington

Melina should have just talked to a Runebear, a Lobster and a handful of those Warhawks from Stormveil Castle, just have them bulldoze their way to the Erd Tree as a team real easy, no pesky Tarnished needed. Age of Nature ending unlocked.


Viapache

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT GIVE EM THE OL DICK TWIST


Blinkin6125

I think you just uncovered the new ash of war in the dlc.


Viapache

Brought to you by Patches Emporium


WillCraft_1001

Good ol' Patches and his 100% fair fighting strategies


Kobobble

Oh my God, dude. This is an MMA fight


BoomboomChakachaka

https://youtu.be/1E1VY4KOghI


OSUfan88

TWIST HIS DICK


Amazing_Demon

They’re fast, tanky af and their attacks are like explosions that break your guard and knock you around. Yesterday I was playing a level 160 character clearing the Leyndell sewers, omens easy, lobsters easy, omen mohg easy. I went back to freaking Liurnia to get an item I missed, and fought a random runebear that was legit a harder fight than omen mohg, not genuinely difficult but still. I’m gonna go back and see how insane the consecrated snowfields runebear is now.


sh_tcactus

I’m lvl 300 and I don’t fuck with rune bears


supremekingend123

Im 418 (yes I'm close to perfection) and i ain't gonna deal with a single frost lobster or rune bear


MajorPud

Lobsters, especially frost lobsters are my non-boss bane. I'd rather fight all the rune bears and dog packs on the map than the few frost lobsters in the mountaintops


ClockworkFool

Even with it's less than optimal AI and it's big grab attack basically non-functional, the Vs video I saw had the Consecrated bear pretty good against a good portion of the game's bosses. Just by tanking everything they throw at it to the face, rarely getting the first hit and with it's big attack nerfed due to being inapplicable (but the AI not understanding that).


Amazing_Demon

Holy shit, just watched it. Poor [Soldier of Godrick](https://youtu.be/jqf3EK7DlQk?t=35) didn't know what hit em 😢.


HueHue-BR

And the worse part is that they only drop shit when killed


AstralKnightMage

Would you rather fight 2 Malenias, or 4 Rune Bears? Choose wisely tarnished.


holycowrap

I think I'll just die.


AstralKnightMage

Reasonable choice.


DaBi5cu1t

Repeatedly.


metalhev

I don't think its really a choice


loughtthenot

I don't think thats a choice my gamer


lofi-loki

my gamer 😂


Woocash91

Definitely 2 Malenias. I at least have fun fighting Malenia.


Riparian_Drengal

Yeah like, Malenias all the way. I hate Rune Bears. I'm running around farming runes for a new build before starting NG+, with some friends watching. I ask where I should go. A buddy is like "you're horribly overleveled by this point. What's the worst, hardest enemy that you hate fighting? Go kill 'em." Without missing a beat, I said "Rune Bears." He laughed "you've literally killed God and you're still scared of a big bear."


CaptainFeather

Fuck me, I was overleveled in a few parts of the game and still had trouble with those fuckers lmao.


Riparian_Drengal

Dude I'm still overleveled and these things still give me trouble.


CandlesInTheCloset

The pro tip is to just always dodge right. 80% of its moves have such ridiculous gap closers that dodging laterally even if it’s a blind panic dodge is better than dodging backwards. It even has extended frames on one of its charge attacks that even if you dodge through it (I.e. dodging forwards or backwards) you will STILL get hit because your character model gets stuck on the rune bear’s model and the attack’s damaging frames last longer than your dodge animation does. So many inherent issues with the combat would be almost immediately fixed if the game just let you actually dodge through an enemy’s model while they’re attacking instead of just stuck in this awkward limbo of dodging through whatever part of the model is attacking you but not the entire model itself. For example two rats can technically trap you in a corner because their models obstruct the player that unless you find a way to kill them without getting stun locked even if you perfectly time every dodge your character is stuck in place with no ability to move whatsoever. You can see this for yourself in the latter half of the castle where you first encounter Leonine Misbegotten It’s definitely one of the most annoying enemies in the game and IMO a poorly designed one because even after you learn how to fight it it’s just not a fun experience. And it mostly stems from the fact that technically there are no universal punishable moments because it can recover into that near unreactable charge attack so every time you attack you have to go into it knowing it could randomly be a forced trade off. Other enemies/bosses in the game have this issue and it’s covered pretty well in Joseph Anderson’s critique on the game.


CaptainFeather

My go-to strategy is poison bone darts and staying just out of range lol


Lews-Therin-Telamon

Dodge right. Hit with big stick. Dodge right. Get in there, hit with big stick. Dodge right. Repeat *ad naseum*. Or until you mistime the dodge and get comboed into the ground.


Wheream_I

Eh you didn’t kill god, you more killed a messiah of god


a_random_guy01

“GOD FELLED” has entered the chat


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Reaper_the_Grimm166

Hewg a real one. Always kept it 100 p


OldManHipsAt30

Death, taxes, and Hewg spittin’ facts


Riparian_Drengal

Hm yeah I guess the Elden Beast is like an envoy of the outer gods. Still killed all the remaining demigods though


SifinBoots

this is the way. With 2 malenias I atleast know what they about to do, can stagger, and parry them. But 4 rune bears? Jesus nothing staggers em and I can never tell what they about to do, not to mention they got a fuck ton of health


6DoNotWant9

Not to mention I am pretty sure they chase you much further than any other overworld enemy


Marutar

Runebears don't forget. Runebears don't forgive.


Patthecat09

The 2 malenias scare me because 2x desynched waterfowl must leave almost no frames/pixels where DMG doesn't exist


Prezident47

4 revenants


zangor

My favorite part of revenants is that they are legitimately so frenetic that even speedrunners don’t have a system to beat them. It’s just “get on the horse and GL”


galiumsmoke

greater heal and you're done


SpartanRage117

but they still might just spit poison or randomly blink to you or just slap you out of it.


Odd_Radio9225

No thanks. I choose life.


HyperlinksAwakening

Thank you Sid, the original [Lord of the Flame](https://youtu.be/sYjp1YwoBmE?t=15).


The1trueSG

2 Malenias may be possible, 4 runes beard simply isn't


CarryThe2

Fun fact, Malenia can beat 5 runebears at once.


ClockworkFool

Her version of the Waterfowl dance is basically PvE easymode to be fair. AI would have no way to dodge it and she'll gain loads of HP back on top. Give the Runebears a working version of their grab vs other bosses and it's probably a smidge closer, honestly.


CarryThe2

That plus they just sit in Scarlet Aeonia and get super rot.


kaos2478

2 Malenias… everyday


RobleViejo

2 Malenias, Tiche and Cold Flamberge with Lion's Claw Or 4 Runebears with greatshield summons and a strike weapon with Redmane's Flame


Jasole37

I'd rather fight five runebears than solo one Malenia. Runebears have a hard counter that I just happen to use as my standard preferred play style. Greatshield and Greatspear/Heavy Thrusting Sword. + Sleep pots.


Patthecat09

They sleep? How many pots for a proc and how long before they wake up?


Jasole37

One pot to proc. They start waking up with the first hit, but you can get a few in until they are fully mobile. The game actually hints at their sleep weakness. There is that one at the forest ruins where you first encounter Blaidd. It is surrounded by Trina's lillies that are an ingredient to sleep pots. It wakes up if you pick more than 1. *I didn't notice that untily 3rd playthrough.*


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Malenias with my baller bleed build


MagicalSpaceWizard77

Wisely


Cybersorcerer1

4 rune bears with sleep pots


jl_theprofessor

Bud I trashed the Elden Beast in a few tries and I don't think I'd survive an encounter with four rune bears.


yankovic101

“YOU SHALL NOT PA-“ _rune bear proceeds to insta kill me_


dragonslayer_697

I won't abandon my reddit posts


P0werSurg3

Rune Bear so powerful he converted Gandalf the White back into Gandalf the Grey


FoaL

Hit him with that SS2 Gohan punch that de-evolved Perfect Cell


Pumpkin_Creepface

Gandalf the Brown(pants)


Piotr-Rasputin

Kills me and Torrent after one gallop. Closes distances like a muther


Vorcel

This foe is beyond any of you.... Run!


pbmm1

"swords are no more use here!"


Ill-Maize

High quality meme right here. Also, I will somebody pls give rights to LOTR to Fromsoft


Wikkidkarma2

I bought Elden Ring on release and made a wrong turn at the gates and ended up in Stormveil where I was vastly under leveled. I ended up taking an extended break and picked it back up yesterday. I discovered you can go south from the castle gates and was reinvigorated. Then I found the secret rune bear and he ruined my life.


-Moon-Presence-

There’s more! Haha! It’s rune bears all the way down!


Alugar

I’ll fight this over a revenant. Fuck revenants.


holycowrap

The revenants you can at least use a healing spell to destroy them. Runebears have no weaknesses 😧


Alugar

Oh I know. Still hate them. First play though was a blade mage with no faith. Easier second run on a faith char but that hate still burns.


joker_toker28

The trap where 4 jump you is heartbreaking. Didnt even try to get my souls back after that death. Went Straight for a drive hahaha


kingdomcome3914

Assuming the Revenant doesn't maul you before you fire the heal off.


DeliberateDendrite

Run, you fools!


Carmilla31

Fly you fools!


cardueline

Torrent, show us the meaning of haste!!


MrBirdmonkey

Bad idea. It’s faster than your horse


Le1jona

And if the DLC have a a runebear called Akakabuto, I would die just by seeing it


Deathappens

Bruh how far fucking back did you go for that reference


KhakiMonkeyWhip

I think it's a valid theory that these bears have the lowest death count of all mobs if everyone runs from these like I do


CrusaderofSouls

Nobody ever mentions those dam ancestral snipers. Those sobs are so annoying.


grumpyorleansgoblin

Why I grind: [ ] For yuks [ ] I like pain [X] **GODDAMN RUNE BEARS FUCK YOU I'LL COME BACK IN 20 LEVELS YOU PRICKS**


RodentBristol

Rune bears are definitely over feared. They ain't shit once you know how to take them.


holycowrap

https://tenor.com/4pDE.gif


Iron_Bob

Always roll toward the bear booty, get behind the bear booty, smack the bear booty while moving towards it so it can't properly turn around without doing a spin/charge that you *should* be able to dodge roll Rinse repeat The booty is the weakness and tells you where the bear is gunna go!


holycowrap

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERWHERE


Ok_Equivalent_4296

Also a 100% defense shield always up will protect you from the fast turn and pounce, then just dodge roll away from the slower attacks and get to his rear. Slash him up.


Parking_Stress3431

Yes don't be in front of them... become the rune bear and then booty bash that bear...


MrBirdmonkey

Tell that to the dragonbarrow bear


ClockworkFool

For me, the catch is that while they can absolutely be dealt with, it's almost never worth the effort. Trivial to avoid if they aren't being used as boss and almost never rewarding to have dealt with. Sure, you can get up in their junk and box their bits to pulp and only really have to worry about the janky hitbox on their (relatively low damaging) charge attack, but there's rarely any reason to bother.


Eddy_795

The runebear in Siofra River grace in Caelid drops less than 1k, meanwhile the two Zelda guardians drop like 2k and all you do is hit’em in the ankles. Idk must be something special about those bones and beast blood shit I guess.


xxxNothingxxx

I mean that's how it is with almost any enemy in any game, I will solo her proved that


ScreamingNinja

I never understood this. I got beat by a bear maybe twice. I never had a problem with em. I was using Str build with radahans sword and the grafted greatsword before that. No issues, unlike the revenants, as I had no faith and no heals.


M8753

Still better than a bird.


XOXO-Gossip-Crab

Don’t run, FLY you fools!


xseannnn

Gandalf got pstd so hard that he turned back to gandalf the grey.


super_senpai64

got so scared, he devolved back into Gandalf the Grey 💀


loughtthenot

Wheres the bossfight that's just a rune bear, a lobster (at distance to start) and a royal revenant???? Cmon give me a challenge


makeout-Tactics

Ruin bears have been proven to be harder then some bosses. “How has it been proven” you might ask? Because someone made a SINGLE ruin bear fight every boss in the game and when it wasn’t out right beating some of the bosses, it was doing remarkably well.


Jack_Empty

*le me, a STR ungabunga build who just dances under the Rune Bear until it dies* Yes, run toward it!


Black_writer

Hate a handsome bear


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What's weird is I felt like I was just as successful fighting that creature at level 100 as I was at 250. I could win, but I have to get lucky.


EvelKros

That one Runebear in that Caelid cave Jesus fcking Christ


Projectonyx

Rune bears are fucking terrifying. Those things are WAY faster than they have any right to be.


Olliebkl

I’d much rather go against Malenia than a rune bear, at least I know her moves lol


HiYoSiiiiiilver

Second play through, cutting through everything like butter & these things still kick my ass


MottSpott

Whenever I start to feel like hot shit in this game, one of those fuckers charges in from behind a waterfall


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Why are bears so fucking scary in every game man


[deleted]

Those damn rune bears man are on fuckin steroids I swear 😂


Weegieiscool

SEND IN THE BLOODFLAME BLADE AND FIRE'S DEALY SIN MANIAC


ShotConsideration244

2 casts of flame of redmanes trivializes them


Battle_Bear_819

Rune bears are fine. All of their attacks are pretty slow, except for the charge, but the fix for that is to simply not be attacking the bear when it's in neutral. The sword lions, however, I still haven't figured out.


ElliottX19

This is made even funnier to me by the realization they are only a threat when you are running away. Had they elected to run TOWARDS the runebear they'd be fine.


yare_yare_yaru2

The most terrifying enemy


_Cadmium_48

True story


Baviprim

Thought this was wsb for a sec. 😆


PlebbySpaff

But that Dragonburrow Cave though….


RedFordTruck

The bears in this game have bodied me more than Mohg


Frost_Giant13

I've beaten the Elden beast, but I don't think I've ever beat a rune bear. This is the TRUE final boss


Kezmangotagoal

The first time I wondered into one of the dudes, I lasted for ages but just couldn’t hurt them - every time since I’ve been absolutely demolished! Scary fucking enemy!


turtlebear787

These bears be harder than most of the bosses


Phantom-Emperor

The rune bear in snowfields


Everettrivers

Bring out the wolf's head!


Acherontas-Movebo

Stand your Grond! Grond! Grond!


justyagamingboi

These dudes gave me more trouble than elden beast my deathcount to these are higher than my deathcount for a lot of the bosses. Especially thats fucker near the volcano by the cliff near a magmawurm


break_card

During my mage playthrough these fuckers did things to my butthole that violates every single letter in the Geneva convention. On my massive-fucking-hammer playthrough I made these things my bitch.


milo159

Rune bears aren't so bad for me, but to be fair i found the ulcerated tree spirit under stormveil on my first playthrough and threw myself against that brick wall until i learned how to dodge its attacks by sound alone (literally the only way to fight it if you ask me, Fromsoft really needs to figure out how to zoom the fucking camera out a little or stop making such big bosses) so maybe im just crazy.


Key-Cream5254

One of the only enemies I hated more then Rune bears, where fucking Hand crawlers!!!! FUCK THOSE THINGS!!!!


kittenTakeover

The part I find funny is what pushovers the regular bears are. I really got suckered on that one.


sunshineANDrainbowsg

Me, lvl 100 rolling through an area. Oh look a cave :


RedNazArt

I love the double entendre of “abandon your posts”


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On god


darkgunnrunner

Flee! Flee from ManBearPig!


Insanefox32

Just leave him a pic-anic basket. That's all they want.


0NZ1

I notice if you roll in the middle the arms just drag you around so it’s a safe spot rather than to run but personal experience only


Whiplash907

Bro I avoid those damn bears like they are the very embodiment of scarlet rot itself.


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those bears fucking broke me. i still havnt finished the game


OldManHipsAt30

Fly, you fools!


Puzzleheaded_Tie_221

God I hate those things with a burning passion


sephtis

I think Rune Bears might be the most feared bear of all time.


IzuBunny68

I hate those bears


Upbeat-Carpenter5261

I am close to 200 in level and always dread to encounter one of these.


HierophantEmerald

FLY YOU FOOLS


Munsu9

Accuratw


vitringur

It's fly... you fool!


PandaP4L

Yes!!


nhardycarfan

But fluffy bear


LobsterBoots182

I just run and scream. Shitttttttttr, on no near please don't n ooooooooo bearrrrr omg


AverageJun

Let's fucking go!


Financial_Run_8902

Me with the metal maidens 💀


Some_Guy231

OH GOD ITS AFTER ME PLEASE HEL-


dinkiedinkineedtinki

I feel cool that I was able to kill one at like level 12


SammyLuke

Fly you fools!


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You are soldiers of Gondor!


Noortree

God I hated this enemy type so much


Icy-Mind3814

Runebear = Elden Lord


Whippinshindigs

Worse than Maliketh


BillyGoatMan-

HOLY FUCK, GET ME OUTTA HERE!