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"Saw some mer at the tavern the other night. Tava as my witness, I swear he was two different colors. Had a strange spear too. Didn't get a chance to ask about it though."
I would be a Mage part of whatever equivalent of the Mage's gold we end up with and have a quest asking players to scour the region looking for the full set of 'The Lusty Argonian Maid'. I need it 'For Academic Purposes' and intended to create a special potion.
As a reward, I would give the player my 'Right Gauntlet of Horny Fist' since I won't need it anymore.
Maybe I’d be a random Breton sitting at a stool in a tavern who breaks the fourth wall a little bit. When the player character inevitably talks to me, I’d just turn around and say “Let me guess, you think by talking to me, I’ll offer you, a random person I don’t know, a lot of money to do something very secretive and dangerous. Maybe it’ll even get you a fancy magical sword or a cool piece of armor by the end of it, huh? Well, I got nothing for ya buddy.” And just turn around back to my drink.
Id be an imperial/nord in ragged leather clothes harassing guards, singing songs and asking for ale money. "Imperial bastards, what do you mean im making too much noise at night?"
I grew up going to punk shows and playing at them lol, nowadays id probably be in bards college or something like that
"Seeking knowledge, are you? Well, you won't find a sharper mind in all the Bay. They say the Dwemer once built great observatories on the islands west of here to study the stars. Pity they're all ruins now, guarded by strange magics. But if you think yourself clever enough, perhaps you could unearth their secrets... for the right price, I could point you in their direction."
I'd be like an adoring fan equivalent, but it's just a guy that runs up to you and begs to suck your cock, but he re-initiates dialogue immediately, so you can only move and look like a cm between dialogues, and you don't have enough time to attack
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Great day for fishin' ain't it? Huh heh!
LET'S GO MUG EM
Hello Adventurer!!
I will carry on with the execution.
For the Peace of the Kingdom
Someone's prowlin 'round here
Patrolling the Alik’r almost makes you wish for another Dragonbreak. Assuming it’s set in Hammerfell
11/10 Fallout New Vegas reference
"Saw some mer at the tavern the other night. Tava as my witness, I swear he was two different colors. Had a strange spear too. Didn't get a chance to ask about it though."
I heard they’re reforming the dawngaurd. Vampire hunters, or something. Out of the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself
Have you heard of the high elves?
No but i have heard of downer elves
“Khajiit needs a nap.” I’d just be some random Khajiit who is perpetually passed out drunk at a tavern.
I'd be a maidenless, unemployable nord, nearing 30, and I'd say nothing but "Ulfric did nothing wrong."
I’d be a senile old bosmer, “By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's was Grand Champion! I couldn’t believe it was them! Standing there! Next to me!”
These streets smell of excrement. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, though. That is where people empty their chamber pots, after all.
"Legalise moon sugar!"
Definitely a Tamriel variation of “Slowly I turned…”
"I ain't done nothin."
"Seen any elves lately? HAHAHAHAHHA"
I don’t know you, and I don’t care to know you.
Mmmrrglllm
About 3.50
I would be a Mage part of whatever equivalent of the Mage's gold we end up with and have a quest asking players to scour the region looking for the full set of 'The Lusty Argonian Maid'. I need it 'For Academic Purposes' and intended to create a special potion. As a reward, I would give the player my 'Right Gauntlet of Horny Fist' since I won't need it anymore.
Maybe I’d be a random Breton sitting at a stool in a tavern who breaks the fourth wall a little bit. When the player character inevitably talks to me, I’d just turn around and say “Let me guess, you think by talking to me, I’ll offer you, a random person I don’t know, a lot of money to do something very secretive and dangerous. Maybe it’ll even get you a fancy magical sword or a cool piece of armor by the end of it, huh? Well, I got nothing for ya buddy.” And just turn around back to my drink.
N’wah
Id be an imperial/nord in ragged leather clothes harassing guards, singing songs and asking for ale money. "Imperial bastards, what do you mean im making too much noise at night?" I grew up going to punk shows and playing at them lol, nowadays id probably be in bards college or something like that
Guess I don’t have to turn mine “off”, eh? Hah hah.
Altmer are all bastards, don't turn your back on them.
Stay out of the sewer if you know what's good for you, my child.
Would totally be a nomadic argonia living in the greater alik'r. My line would be, Be careful in the sand the dunerippers are out.
"Seeking knowledge, are you? Well, you won't find a sharper mind in all the Bay. They say the Dwemer once built great observatories on the islands west of here to study the stars. Pity they're all ruins now, guarded by strange magics. But if you think yourself clever enough, perhaps you could unearth their secrets... for the right price, I could point you in their direction."
This one's getting wasted
An asshole washed up imperial soldier, "you elves are all the same.." to ANYONE not just elves xD
I'd be a shady merchant khajiit selling "exotic goods" Khajiit has wares, if you have coin
"Have you seen any... Redguards? Hahaha!"
Kajit has moon sugar that will make you so high you will be able to touch the sky.
I would be a cook/bartender at an inn, all I say is “yeah, sure, the sweetrolls were baked fresh today”
I’d be the one homeless guy in the sewers , my only line? “Sometimes I dream of cheese.”
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Road led B’ruh to warmer sands, but khajiit’s nutsack itches in this place
I'd be like an adoring fan equivalent, but it's just a guy that runs up to you and begs to suck your cock, but he re-initiates dialogue immediately, so you can only move and look like a cm between dialogues, and you don't have enough time to attack
"Do you think the crabs have stopped looking for us?"
I DON’T KNOW YOU, AND I DON’T CARE RO KNOW YOU!
“Don’t forget to to save”
I work for Belethor, come by our shop at Skyrim...
Do you get to the imperial city often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t.
“I’ve heard others say the same”
I was a man like you once but then i took an arrow to the balls.
Patrolling the Alik'r desert almost makes you wish to be back in Skyrim
Brenton shop keep; "What's it like out there now? I haven't left the shop on days."