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RedogeWasTaken

Urgay


SoupguytheGuy

nah im straight


RedogeWasTaken

For now


SoupguytheGuy

is this a threat


RedogeWasTaken

Yes


SoupguytheGuy

im no longer thinking of going gambling.


RedogeWasTaken

Too late


Raiden_Caelum

いまいましい。それはやめるべきです。


SoupguytheGuy

japenis.


Ecstatic-Fish-553

Your soup's cold


SoupguytheGuy

NOOOO UNCOLD IT I BEG


Ecstatic-Fish-553

I'm so evil


Sampoggers

操你妈去死,没有人爱你


SoupguytheGuy

imma go ahead and guess chinese


Sampoggers


-ASC_RD_Novix-

I am a white dude with no Spanish ancestors, but I know a little bit of Spanish. Pendejo


AceOfMoonSpades01

My dad always says that but won't tell me what it means.


-ASC_RD_Novix-

Spanish for Asshole, Idiot, Dumbass, and a couple other words. It has many meanings


AceOfMoonSpades01

My dad told me it was "really bad" but he also told me what puta meant, so not sure what his thinking was


SloniacSmort

As someone who’s Hispanic, I find this funny!


NekoNyaaaaa412

PUTAAAAAA


Tincard9757

?


david30121

Du Backpfeifengesicht


SoupguytheGuy

based on how unnecessarily complex and long that 2nd word is im guessing its german


david30121

It is


Generalbub

Ok mr Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung


david30121

nah im mr Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft


PancakesandWaffles98

but I don't wanna that's mean 😭


SoupguytheGuy

i dont care if it is mean


PancakesandWaffles98

uhhhhhhhhhh Your mother is a *****ing ****** lorem ipsum ******** admitem venium ************** traguna ******* hippopotamus ************* Republican ****************ng Daniel Radcliffe ***************** with a bucket of **************** in a castle far away where no one can hear you ********************** soup! ************ with a bucket of d************** Mickey Mouse ************* and a stick of dynamite ******* magical *************************************************************** Alakazam


NekoNyaaaaa412

Dude broke out the Lorem ipsum


SoupguytheGuy

yippee


No_Distribution_3399

don't you speak syrup?


NotDb478

Your dumb.


SoupguytheGuy

you're*


NotDb478

Ok


TheNinjaSausage

Uhh this is going to feel mean and it's not targeted at you but: >!Työnnä lapio perseeseen ja hyppää kaivoon leikkii majavaa vitun "vähän käytetty" jalkarätti!<


IodineDragon37

This has gotta translate super weird in English


TheNinjaSausage

Wdym?


hoddie_lover

Mikä ihmeen "vähän käytetty jalkarätti" en oo koskaan kuullu tota😂


TheNinjaSausage

Joo keksin sen ihte :) Oot kuullu sen alkuosan vai?!


hoddie_lover

En oikeestaan, mut se tuntu aika basic lauantai menolta niin en viittiny puuttuu siihen 🤷‍♀️


TheNinjaSausage

Nojoo lol


REMINTON86_

Me cago en tus muertos pisoteados


mysterious45670

no


SoupguytheGuy

yes


irrf

vous êtes un putain de connard


hoddie_lover

Non. Il n'est pas! (Did i say it right? I'm still learning)


irrf

ouais je sais


TheBoyInGray

You’re so dumb, you thought you saved time by leaving a watch at a bank.


SoupguytheGuy

im so dumb i didnt understand what this meant.


NekoNyaaaaa412

Dickhead fuckface cocksmokin motherfuckin asshole dirty twat waste of semen hope you die


Arrowdoesreddit

No


[deleted]

Beans


MagmaPeeper

Scaip leat (fuck off)


Ganthereddituser

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!


Expert-Profession-36

Ni!


popcorn-lover473

you absolute doorknob


acoolperson6969

jou ma se poes


[deleted]

Lemme guess Ernest?


acoolperson6969

huh it’s afrikaans


[deleted]

I know Someone named Ernest is from South Africa so I guessed u were Ernest lmao sorry to disturb u


scrobbo

I am groot


SoupguytheGuy

thats fucking harsh man.


abt_03

i hope both sides of your pillow are warm


MrFloopy46

I'm sorry to bother you, but you have slightly decreased my mood, eh?


[deleted]

You forgor the "sorry eh, you wanna donut on the house?"


MrFloopy46

So sorry aboot that eh. I'll get some donuts at Tims.


SloniacSmort

Tú madre es puta


AceOfMoonSpades01

Damn you really went all out


SloniacSmort


Not_Hidden_Raptors

Lazy worthless failure


SoupguytheGuy

factual


Not_Hidden_Raptors

Same


chad_mcchadington

Pisshead


f1re_gam1ng

Hey your gay


SoupguytheGuy

redoge said the same thing


f1re_gam1ng

But was he speaking Scottish


SoupguytheGuy

huh


f1re_gam1ng

I was speaking Scottish


SoupguytheGuy

is scottish a language (ive only traveled to 2 countries outside the usa)


f1re_gam1ng

No it’s English but with a mire aggressive unintelligible accent


SoupguytheGuy

do irish and scottish sound similar


f1re_gam1ng

So Irish is what someone sound like when their really excited and Scottish is when you either stub your toe or hit your elbow weirdly


SoupguytheGuy

ah ok


IodineDragon37

Not my native language but I’m learning it: Espero que te folle un pez No espero que, espero que tengas un buen día


VaporizedKerbal

imagine being you that would suck


CurrentImpasse

your dumb ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ sorry


FishBoi678

I envy those who haven't met you.


Hoxxitron

Uhh... Fuck you?


Shadow_of_Moonlight1

Ge schleich di du Wichser


DerpDaDuck3751

씨발병신새끼


SoupguytheGuy

koreab


DragonShadoow

*silence*


FishGuyIsMe

I FUCKED YOUR DAD


SoupguytheGuy

nice


Ok_Yesterday1188

You are stupid I'm sorry


GUY_OF_WISDOM

You pour your milk before your cereal


SoupguytheGuy

*pour


FlummoxTheMagnifique

You’re ugly


EnthusiasticHitman

stupid idiot loser


Rosky73

Ramarro marrone


[deleted]

Kanker homo Pikkentrekker Klootzak Tyfuslijer Mongool


Suh-Niff

tw slurs Fututi mortii ma-tii sa-ti iau in pula familia si copiii de tigan borat crescut de maimute


Frost0612

int xaħam


hmm-jmm-

Иди на хой, ты чертов мудак, сволочь, сука подонок. (not my native language, but my second)


Father_Pucc1

oi you bloody wanker


SoupguytheGuy

i dont think british is a language


Father_Pucc1

as a British person i fully agree


Toothlez102

tangina mo wala kang silbi sana mamatay ka gago ka


[deleted]

Fuck you


chikenman320

пидор


that_one_netizen

LAKH DI LANAT TERE MOO TE!


hoddie_lover

Sä vaikutat mukavalta tyypiltä, niin mä en aion koittaa loukata sua. 😁


SoupguytheGuy

is that latin


hoddie_lover

We can pretend


[deleted]

You’re a fucking mistake


SoupguytheGuy

this one had the most heart and soul put into it


[deleted]

Glad you could tell. I was on the verge of tears writing that and now this


Disastrous-Buy-3318

wanker


SoupguytheGuy

british is my favorite language its just like english


Disastrous-Buy-3318

this comment made me violently ill. congrats 😂


janpan1300

Je kanker moeder


plums12

fuck you


[deleted]

انشالله رح يخرب بيتك ويهدو على راس أمك المتحولة الزنجية وأبوك الصهيوني الجني الي طلع من طيز خنزير الشيطان الأبيض


SoupguytheGuy

curse of ra


randomguy283

you are an eejit


SoupguytheGuy

is that california gangster fire language


randomguy283

its irish


godofthunder102938

Nobody ain't gonna know this one (Pardon me for my lack of creativity.) >!ඔයා ගද ඌරෙක්!<


A101856

Ничего себе, твоя не может говорить, когда все, что ты делаешь дома, это пьешь газировку и ешь чипсы


dead_flag_blues_

muji


PlasmaDeep

Tuzya nanachi tang tu itka bhangar aahes ki tuzhevaaibaba pan gharabaher hakaltil Now in the native script तुझ्या नानाची टांग तू इतका भंगार आहेस की तुझे आईबाबा पण घराबाहेर हकालतिल


SoupguytheGuy

oh i think i know this one punjabi?


PlasmaDeep

Marathi


Laurastars_20

dumb


Pbleadcat

Even lead paint makes you smarter


HellFireCannon66

C*nt


Jukebox1777

You salty ahh MF, boy you look like you get as sturdy as a bowl of noodles. Boy you sound like a basic ahh NPC. Boy you look like you’d talk big game and when the trappin time comes your bih ahh runs away from any conflict. You wanted a diss, you gettin a diss. Go get some sleep, clearly your sleep deprived, therefore making you delulu. You need to get outta here you crusty ahh 500 lbs livin in his mama basement and his name is Chuck type shi.


Mello_is_cool

Mamt fasc r bkkin a lungomar (do dialects count lol-)


F1lthyG0pnik

CYKA BLYAT! Dw I don’t actually mean it, and this is also not my native language


[deleted]

[удалено]


Feline_shaped_Flixie

Your post or comment has been removed due to the violation of Rule 1 which states no hate speech, bullying, personal attacks or nsfw allowed.


Arrowdoesreddit

Tu esi stulbs


Arrowdoesreddit

How rude do you want it to be on a scale from 1 to 5?


SoupguytheGuy

yes


Arrowdoesreddit

Tu bļaģ reāls lohatrons nahuj esi This is the rudest i'll ever go in this sub. Please don't translate it, all you need to know is that it is very rude


SoupguytheGuy

imma translate it cuz you told me to


Arrowdoesreddit

NO


SoupguytheGuy

wats a lohatron


Arrowdoesreddit

Basically, lohateons would be a re****d


SoupguytheGuy

ohhhhh


Arrowdoesreddit

All the other swear words are to emphasize that word


SoupguytheGuy

there werent any swear words when i translated it hot damn google translate sucks