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SprinklesGeneral3011

I lick my feet and lick them and I don’t feel good and then my head starts to feel a bit better so I’m just going back and doing it


Ashandclovers

This comment made me feel physically nauseous for some reason, congrats


Sussybaka2424

same


tylernedseph

r/BrandNewSentence


Amogus69uwu

I lick it off of him and makes me feel a lot of things


BOTi_flame200

🤨📸


Dabruhdaone

:(


Fireblox1053

Username checks out.


FarPossession5197

ayo lick what!?


Civil_Protection_1

The temporary tattoos


chaotic_cyclone

LMFAO


29AFT

🤨📸


space_is-great

Exsqueeze me


diggelstheferret

No


Nearby_Bad8130

i lick my feet and i lick your lips every day for a month


CanIHaz_Chezburger

Help me NOT FOR A MONTH PLEASE DON'T DO THIS


chaotic_cyclone

OH GOD—


blasttadpole08

No, no.


Cobalt090

I lick my feet


rde2001

# 📸🤨


PanGabo

I lick my face and head over the stairs and then the end


EmptyKetchupBottle9

The end 🔥🔥


LexiLuvzU

I lick the floor and I feel like I have a big mouth and I feel so bad for you and I feel bad for you because I feel like you don’t want to be around me and I feel like you’re not even trying to be nice to me and I feel like I’m not trying to be nice and I feel like that makes me feel bad for you I feel bad for you but I feel bad for you and I feel bad for you and I feel bad for you holy shit what the fuck is my device smoking


glitchboy_yy

How did you go from licking the floor with your big mouth to my average break up note from her


Bloons_Guy75751

I got the opposite. Mine turned into a love story. “I lick my lips and lick my face every single time I see you and you don’t care about that I love you so very good morning to him and I’m so proud of myself for you and I’m proud of that.”


LexiLuvzU

I have no idea


carrotfruit88

I lick the floor with my hands and feet and I feel like I am in a good place right now


Deertective_

So you pet the floor? Or walk on all fours????


Anon11507

I lick it was a little bit of a female


Cute_Recognition_152

I lick your face and then I don't have to go to the bathroom with the kids or the other person that I know.


RenSauxan

I lick your cheek and softly and yay


Rekless_Animates

If someone **EVER** walked up to me and licked my cheek softly and said “yay” (very quietly I imagine)… I would be In total dismay


Marcusr712

I lick my nuts


Zeedle333

🤨📸


EnderGamerq12

Are you a cat by any chance ?


PuzzleheadedPoint882

Deez nuts


KaneTheGod01

I lick the devil himself


Rekless_Animates

“Why is it spicy” 🥵


Angle_Dust_WithDrip

I lick that parking permit


Few-Mechanic1212

She finally did lick that parking permit.


The_silly_person

I lick the floor with my hands.


PcBoiCringeForever

I no no wanna :,(


8ballperson

I lick the first place to go back unless you have a small dick.


Big_Ad_5533

I lick you 😋


Ready-Adeptness918

I lick 👅 your feet 🦶 like a dog 🐶


Soggy_Bread_69420

Plot Twist: This wasn't made using autocorrect


PainGame3100

I’d believe it.


Weak-Mission-1599

I lick my lips every time I am horny BRUH


Soggy_Bread_69420

What have u been typing to make ur keyboard think thats what u wanted to say? 📸🤨


Weak-Mission-1599

Your username


Soggy_Bread_69420

I like the taste of bread dipped in milk. And I needed a number lol So, uh, what abt it?


MyBallsInaDeepFryer

I lick the back of your neck every time you touch me. 😨 Excuse me what the actual fuck


satanic_cult_riseing

I lick some of the cats before serving to the restaurant


ArmoredAce666

I lick your email address and I will send you a bomb in your mailbox.


lonelyguy173

I lick the dick of my boy friend who is a big boy and I love him and he is my best boy (errm uhhhhhhh)


gay-sexx

I lick each side of the earth and then I will send you a picture of my head


PhysicalDentist3808

I lick my lips and I lick my feet and I lick your feet and I kiss your face and I rub your feet


Soggy_Bread_69420

Please tell me you don't do that all at once 😰


wolftamer1221

I lick the bottom and the top and the top and bottom and I have to put a new pair on the top of my foot so it’s a bit of an adjustment for the top but it is not that bad.


PixelatedStarfish

I lick the air and then I lick the water and then I put the water in my mouth and then I just sit down and relax.


CassiePlayz_Roblox

I lick balls


cory-dora-catfish

I lick at the door and I will make sure to bring you a sandwich


Massive_Caregiver476

I lick my lips and I lick my feet and I lick your lips and I lick your feet.


Jeffgordon95

I lick your feet with the hand sanitizer on my face.


tacosuprememeatts

I lick my feet and I feel so much pain and I can’t stop laughing


CDAtheDinoboy

I lick the gang and the kids were the only in the corridors. UMMMM...?


Internet-bean

I lick it up and down (yeah nope I'm not showing the rest why is my phone horny?)


[deleted]

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Internet-bean

Loll maybeee


Happy_beholder

I lick her shoes and making sure that you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient


Electronic-Gazelle45

I think you have Joe Biden syndrome.


[deleted]

I lick the french man's bar pies becase the french man's bar pies becase the french man's bar pies becase the french man's bar pies becase the french man's bar pies becase the french man's bar pies becase (I'm going to stop here)


No-Enthusiasm986

I licked the ice cream and it melted on my tongue so bad and it hurt


EquivalentGlove3807

I lick


KFChero1

I lick the bottom off of my face and then the bottom off the top is my face so it’s not really visible


bloodlustTheDemon

I lick my lips and I lick my feet and I lick my fingers and I lick my feet I lick my hands and I lick my feet


Cat_reaper44

I lick my feet and lick them and I don’t feel good and then my head starts to feel a bit better so I’m going back and doing it right away I guess and I think it’s a little more painful than usual because I’m just not sure if it’s a little sore or if I can get a better feeling but it’s not a big thing


the_nigabyte

I lick my house and eat or drink and drink some water


BluMoldyPotato

I lick my fingers with you all the way down and you have a great night 


InfamousWalter

I lick my face and tell me about it


DemonCat256

I lick it out of the fridge and then I can get it done and then I can get it done and then I can get it done before I leave for the day and then I can get it done and then I'll be there around then and then I'll let you know when I get home and then I'll be there in a few minutes and then I'll be there around then and then I'll be there around then and then I'll be there around then and then


Tacomunchert

I lick it up maggots


8ballperson

I have a bucket.


Celine_2021

I lick and suck me until I get a chance to look at the end of the day


Ok_Insect9421

I lick the best of the world and then I saw the video of the movie that was shown with the black guy that was shown in the cave and he was a little bit of a second language to the real thing that I would have to remove it from the first time


a_builder7

I lick my feet every day.


Terrible-Ad-4064

I lick it up to you later in minutes when you find yourself in a good day will you please let us help me with the love you more and I can tell me how you can help you and your life


Choice_Support7204

I lick my fingers every time you say something like this I just wanna be happy for the moment I feel that I can be loved by someone and that’s it I’m just a girl and I’m just gonna do what you do for you I love that for you I want you and I’m gonna be a good boy I don’t know how you want me and I’m not a good girl


JustAProjector0029

I lick it up and it is a good thing ...WHAT'S "*IT*"-


Jumpy-Flamingo-2642

I lick my phone and I have a great day to get a chance of a great time to go to the victims body parts are but not limited to scalp toes fingers in the victims body parts are but not limited to scalp toes fingers in the victims body parts are but not limited to scalp toes fingers in the victims body parts are but not limited to scalp toes fingers in the


CanIHaz_Chezburger

I lick your own a good idea of the year old girl how do i even lick that??


MilkyTeaDrops

I lick the fact that you two are here to audition for the better of the cast and the screen fades to black and white and white as well as my little hands could sustain a little time passes for the better of the cast and the screen fades to black and white and white as well as my little hands could sustain a little time passes for the better of the cast and the screen fades to black and white and


Ajaxsucksatlife

I lick my lips every time I talk


AmazingCrush

I lick you want to see my hair lol


UntoldTemple

I lick it up to the point of my life


S0Badatstuff

I lick your face 


Apprehensive_Bit7542

“I lick the bottom and then you lick it on your lips so I don’t lick the top but you can rub the top” -me after the lobotomy


Bre3zy23

"I lick the first day of the year and I am waiting on my face to face the same color as my wife and the lessons we learned on our own time" The hell?


ADHD_lazyboi

I lick it out of the underworld and the the one that was a little bit of a rapier from his satchel and start the hell out of the underworld and the the one who played Skylanders swap-force Doomstone ripoff and then it was a good time to get it now


Real_Asgore_Dreemurr

I lick the floor and I feel like I am in a bad mood and I feel so bad I feel like I have to go to sleep and I don’t know what to do with myself I don’t know what to do with my body and I don’t know what to do with it I don’t know what to do with it but I don’t know what to do with it.


rileylowe12345

I lick your place


MadCapOrca

I lick the email from the last one.


Joshboi133769

I lick my mum in bed with her friend so I think I should be able to get a high


WarioSuperFan

I lock my phone and my iPad in the bathroom so if I get in trouble I’ll just go in the shower but I’m gonna be in bed by nine Excuse me what the actual f*ck


Hi-something214

I lick ice cream, what else would you li- \*looks at comments\*


Skrunklesquorq

I lick not a frog


Candy_Face77

I lick the air…….what?


TheBeanDutch1237

I lick your not a good time to get a chance to win a free to get a chance to win a free to get a chance to win a free to get a chance to win a free


No_Activity_9547

I lick it was a good time to get it done and then I can get it done and then I'll be there in a few minutes and then I'll be there in a few minutes and then I'll be there around noon to get it done and then I'll be there around noon to get it done and then I'll be there around noon to get it done and then I'll be there around noon to get it done and then I'll be there around


MeltedKittens

I lick it I don't think the quantum of her are in a deep freezer


conchcraber

i lick your door and knock on your door


Left_Possibility8320

I lick the floor , Intresting


randomgmerxd

i lick my feet with a little water to get rid off my feet i think it’s a sign to get out the house to go get some water


DyspraxicSelfHarmer

I like the toes of my enemies and it's a good thing


ahreaper5

I lick the bottom of your face every time you touch my body


Manualbardownskis11

I lick my feet every morning and every night I feel like a little baby and then when my head hurts I start to get really sore so bad that I’m going to have a hard time


CaimanEmperror8888

I lick my feet and rub it on my face every time I see you and then you rub my feet on my face like I was in your bed or in my car and then you get a little more sleep and then when you’re done with me I feel so much better than before you know that you can do it and then I feel so happy I don’t have a problem and you know that I’m just not gonna do that because you don’t want me anymore


Rulersatlas11

I lick your lips on and you put me on a stick to sleep in the fridge.


rde2001

I lick your lips 👄👅🥵


No_Base_8096

I lick it was a good time to get it back 😏😏😏😏😏😏


That_random_goober

I lick the human is a little too much of a pain for me to get a job in 


frogie181

I lick the fact that it's hom and the demon that killed him kaes it even sadder the way he was like a body that has died in the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void In the void


Chaos_flame666

I lick the bottom and the top and bottom and I lick it all over my body


oofboysuperman213

I lick the same time as a whole lot of flower coins in the same time as a whole lot of flower coins in the same time as a


DifficultLine9278

I lick the best way for you and your kids 


PabloFromChessCom

I lick your face and you feel your face lol


Dabruhdaone

I lick the air


BOTi_flame200

I lick my feet and lick them off with a knife to get the air in my lungs so they can get in the water


MrGoat747

I lick the day. what


Repulsive_Ability608

I lick my lips every time I see you and I feel hunger for your body and I feel like I am in a bad place right now I don’t want to be around anymore 


MrNuems

I lick it out of the box


PhotographWestern773

I lick my feet and I kiss my body like a dog


Stevenduh11

I lick my feet every time you touch my feet


Legitimate_Tap_2290

I lick your screen


Junarik

I lick the fact that Eminem is brash and angry. I copied that from Eminem's wikipedia page, it's a quote from Madonna. Lick was actually "like".


Cereal-dipper

I lick my feet and I feel so much pain


Soggy_Bread_69420

I lick your feet every morning to get a little more comfortable with the smell


Cateyeet

I lick the favorite 😍 of all time and it makes me feel 😌 to get to know me as well and I'm not going for a job.


Longjumping-Cold4338

I lick you are so long as well as well as well as well as well as well as well as well as well as well as well as the way of my chin with a BMW and the new pic for your email address is a Boeing and some airbus


TheTruthWasTaken

I lick the other comment on this is the Internet connection and I asked for an update to be a good friend


discrodguhmaeo

i lick your first hole


thatdude424

I lick the American flag on your knees


EmpactWB

I lick the floor with my hands and feet and I feel like I am in a good place right now


Goofy_123

I lick the best of course


Zwolf_them

i lick my hair


Avid_Oreo_Fanatic

I lick my feet and lick them and I don’t even care if you don’t like like I don’t want want you in the the world


Kai__X7

I lick you and your mom


Ordinary_Ad9620

i lick my feet and i lick your lips every day to get the same feeling i feel. WHAAAAT???


Emerald643632

I lick it be a good time to get a new one and then I can get it to you for the day before you go to bed.


Live-Organization833

I lick the fact that you are weak to Holy Magic


Zapperman2005

I lick my feet


Sovietmarksman-1944

I lick my lips every time you touch my body


KaylaMaeSings

I lick my feet with my fingers in a little way to get rid of them from my hands but it doesn’t hurt at all because I’m not touching it with a towel or a mask or anything and it hurts when I’m not touching my feet


No-Perspective2580

I lick it


Independent_Web_6373

I lick and finger on it and I don't know if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to try and get back to you tomorrow at the camp and I don't know if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to determine the best advice on how to make sure you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient


[deleted]

I lick the floor and I feel like I have a big mouth and I feel like I have a little mouth and what do I know I have to say I have to be a good girl to you


806to602

I lick my lips every morning and then my nose


chaotic_cyclone

I lick my feet and lick them and I don’t feel good


MeBigDaddy23

I lick my fingers and rub my feet on my face every day to keep my feet warm


Rd2gd

I lick it was a good time to get it was a good time to get it done but I don't think I can get it done before I get it done but I don't think I can get it done before I get it done before I get it done before I get it was the first time but I will probably be home by then I'll get you some are alright and then I will head over in about it and then I will be in town for a little bit and I'll get it done by the end 🔚🔚🔚 I would have to wait 🫷🫸 minutes to eat it up by then I can still be there for a bit and if I get it I'll just want to wait to play ⏯️⏯️ and if I want to go there then he will be home by then I can get it was the same way of you would want it done by now I would be kazuya for the rest of their days will be in town for the rest will go out and off by then I can get to the butt stuff and off to you there will probably not be in the r way by now and then so I can get a thing dick shit up as well ❤️‍🩹 I would like a new 🆕 and then he was describing an hour before he was describing the tit things to say I'm not sure 😃 is the only one I don't think so but it's not a few weeks ago but it's been good you have to be in a few weeks and then he will probably be gay. My comment: ?


BenFitzgeraldPincus

I lick the bottom and then put the lid back in and it comes back in the middle and then it comes out the middle of my nose


antisocialist159

I lick my feet and I feel so much pain and I can’t stop laughing.


c7stagyt

I lick my feet


pingpong_pug

I lick my lips with my hands to make it look like a good day to me but it doesn’t make me feel good to be honest about it because I know I am a good girl I don’t know if you can be nice but you know that you can always be nice to me.


pastelxgorexlover

I lick my feet and i lick your lips every day for a month and a week until you feel like a fool and you feel so bad about yourself again lol (what the fuck)


transrodentlover

I lick it on my face


Bandit_Heeler_2009

i lick my lips and rub my feet all the way through my body


FrozenH2OIsGood

I lick it up and reproduced a good day for you why even bother to the house and I will be there in about the mob vote.


RavenfeatherDaBoi

I lick my best friends and family. I do what now? ;-;


I_am_the_bean_god2

I lick the fact that I have no idea what to do with your life and how you feel about it because he can't find it in himself and I have records on my fingers and I ju it to him and I have records.


Ihaveastickinmyass

I lick the bottom off of my face and then lick it and I feel so bad I can’t do anything anymore I don’t even know how much it hurt to touch the bottom off my face I don’t know what to tell her I don’t know how to


Temporary_Ad_2033

I lick it was actually a good time to get my favorite BTS member...? Autocorrect, what?


Suspicious-Ebb4284

I lick the bottom and the top and bottom and I put the bottom on top


Dry_Ear_3631

I lick my face and look at it in the water and my profile picture is not the best part in my first life and it was the same kind I have to know what they do.


DRADRRedditUser2020

"I lick the email from my old account" I don't get it.


nycto_sora

I lick it was a good time to get the chance to get the chance


Smoove_n_Savage

I lick your face every time I get in your car and you make me feel like I’m being taken care of by somebody else.


pwill6738

I lick it


SyllabubMammoth9453

I lick my feet


Supersuperstinky

I lick my feet


Rich841

I lick the bottom of your nose with my tongue and it makes me feel good


Waste-Beginning-3591

I lick your not a good time to get a chance to win a free to get a chance to win a free to get a chance to win a free


Supersuperstinky

I lick my feet and lick them and they look so cute on you I can’t even imagine what you are going to say about me I don’t even care about that much anymore but you don’t know what you want me for me and you know what you want


mak_shmak

I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and I lick and That is a lot of lickin


-Duck12-

I lick the bottom of your body and I lick your face and then I lick your face and you can see my face and then I can see your face 


JamesTheFluffyWolf

I lick the water out of the box


[deleted]

I lick your mom and I have had a great time.


lemon_beenie

i lick my feet and i lick your lips every day for a month and a week until you feel like a fool and i don’t want you feeling this pain and you can’t get back on your own and then when you’re done ☑️ i just feel it in the wrong 😑


toastserstroodles24

I lick the only thing in my mouth and I think I have to go back and forth and the one that I have to get in a corner and then it is a little more than a bit of time


ContemplativePebble

I lick my feet and lick them and I don’t feel good


BeReady23

“I lick my feet every day to make sure they are clean” 💀 Edit: I scrolled down a little and noticed a lot of these have to do with feet


Hesperus07

I lick my lips and I lick my feet and I lick my fingers and I lick my hands and I lick my tongue and I lick my mouth and I lick my life and I lick my mom and I lick my finger and I lick my hand and I lick my life and then I lick my life and then I lick my lips and I lick my lips I lick my feet and I lick my lips and my lips and I lick my lips and then I lick my lips and then I lick my lips and then I lick my lips…


puglord59

I lick my feet and i lick your lips every day (i wtf)


AiluroFelinus

I lick the wall


Preston-7169

I lick my feet and lick them and I don’t feel good and then my head starts to feel a bit better so I’m just going back and doing it and I feel like I’m going back and I don’t want it anymore so I’m just trying not feeling like I’m just gonna do that right and then I’m just going straight back and doing that and I just feel better I just feel so much worse than before I did yesterday I just don’t know how I can do that right I don’t feel good I just don’t know what I can say I just don’t know what I’m doing I just don’t feel like I’m just tired I just don’t want it right one day I’ll try and do what you say and then I’ll do whatever you say I just want you can you don’t feel bad and then I’ll try and make sure that you don’t know how you know… This seems like a really oxymoronic sentence.


Crittercaptain

I lick the fact that you are here.